Shit We Haven't Seen and Shit We Wanna Talk About By: Zombie Zane

Dum-dum-dum-relax here I come. What’s good Dead End Horror fans? Hope everyone had a good weekend. As for me, my weekend was kinda on the fucked up side to say the least. I’ll spare you the details.

So, on to bigger and things like what the fuck Sasha and I are gonna be posting this week. This week we’re gonna be talking about shit we haven’t seen yet. By that I mean horror movies we ain’t seen yet. Sometimes the shit we review are movies that we’ve seen before. This week it will be all new shit to us. How many times did I say shit in this paragraph?

By the way, did anyone catch the Grammy’s last night? It was okay. Like I give it a 2.5 out of 5. Bruno Mars was fucking awesome! And so was Deadmau5! Even Katy Perry rocked the house and I usually hate that bitch.

Adele was fucking bad ass too! I’m glad she cleaned house. The chick can fucking sing. So kudos to her. And what was with Lady GaGa’s net face? Was that like a tuna net or some shit? And one more thing, enough of all the old geezers up on stage rockin.’ Jesus Christ. It was like circa 1960.

Okay, enough Grammy talk. Just be sure and tune in this week for shit we haven’t seen. I’m not sure what I’m gonna watch yet. I’ll figure it out. Sasha will be watching some cool shit too. I would tell you but I’d rather you just come back and see what the fuck is going on. 

So on that note, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and rumph-rumph-rumph grease!

EAT MY ASS BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that are fans of hot milk and stupid drunken behaviors. What’s good? Shit, it feels good to be back here doing what we do. Seems like it’s been a minute since I’ve talked to you about a movie. And holy fuck do I have a good one for ya today. So let’s cut out the foreplay and get to the shit, yes?

Today I’m gonna be talking about, “Jack Ketchum’s Offspring.” And you know if it’s Ketchum related, it’s gonna be graphic as fuck. Have you seen this one yet? No? Not to worry. Kick on back a minute or two and let me tell you all about it. I mean, what else do ya got going on? 

“Offspring” is a 2009 horror film written by Jack Ketchum and directed by Andrew van den Houten. It stars Jessica Butler, Kelly Carey, and Holter Graham. This film is also part of the Ghost House Underground series. Not sure if this is available on Netflix instant watch, but I think you can do the DVD thing with it. Anyway, that’s all the particulars I got, let’s get to the plot and other shit.

THE PLOT AND OTHER SHIT: Basically, the plot breaks down like this...Two women are abducted by a clan of blood-thirsty cannibals (wait, aren’t all cannibals blood thirsty?) Anyway, it’s up to the local sheriff and a young boy to save the day. Neato, huh? 

This film is one of my faves. I loved this movie! But I’m a fan of Ketchum so I’m kinda biased. His shit isn’t for everyone though. I mean, “The Girl Next Door” was a brutal watch. So is this movie too. The cannibal rape scene was rather disturbing. Not quite as much as ‘Girl Next Door’ but still. Not for the squeamish or the faint at heart. And if you aren’t into blood and gore, not the film for you. By the way, if you ain’t in to blood and gore, what the fuck are you doing here?

Anyway, this is a great horror film! I give this bad boy a 4.75 out of a possible 5. Plus it gets a solid 4.5 out of 5 on the gore score. Like I said, there’s flesh eating, gut eating, copious amounts of gory splatter and of course, some pretty graphic kill scenes. Not sure of the body count, but there’s enough killing to go ‘round. So if you are wanting some blood, guts, and murder, this is a great film for you. Zombie Zane  recommended, Zombie Zane approved.  

Okay, sheep. That’s all I got for ya today. Be sure and check out what Sasha has going on. She may be in the midst of evading Miss Piggy in a Blanket, but I’m sure she has the time for you. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and eat my motherfucking ass stuffed sausage grease!  (Was that over the top? Too nasty? My bad.)

NAKED PUKING WHORES! BY: ZOMBIE 'UPCHUCK' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that stay up all night searching for Sasha Slaughter naked with a glob of lotion in your palm. You bunch of fuckin’ pervs! You oughtta be ashamed of yourselves! But by the way, if you do happen to come across some of those pics, feel free to email me at zombiezane@...Wait, I’m no pervert! Well...kinda I am. But that’s beside the point. Let’s get into today’s post, yes?

I don’t have any nude Sasha Slaughter pics, but I do have some nudity to share with you. Wanna see? Here ya go! It’s me, Zombie Zane in the buff! I’m fuckin’ hot ain’t I?

 Ok, on to the movie.  Now this movie I wanna tell you about has plenty of nakedness in it. It also has a shitload of gore too. So what’s not to like? Nudity + Puking up Blood = “The Slaughtered Vomit Dolls!” Have you heard of this fuckin’ thing? No? Well, I guess you better kick on back and let me tell ya a little about it.

“Slaughtered Vomit Dolls,” is a shock/horror movie directed by Lucifer Valentine. (Yeah, right. Not the dude’s real name.) But whatever. Anyway, this shock/horror film is one of three in Valentines gore-fest series. I have no clue what the other two titles are, but I’m sure if you do some digging you’ll find them.

So this film runs just about 71 minutes, it was released on video in 2006 and it stars a bunch of fuckin’ people I’ve never heard of. Like: Allen Nasty, Miss Pussy Pants, Pig Lizzy and...fuck this! These names are too stupid to even type. Obviously these guys are just too school for cool. They should've spent more time making this film and less time coming up with cool names.

Wanna know the plot? Well, that makes two of us. I’m not sure what this movie is really about. It has a ton of gore, a lot of puking, some stupid fucking satanic music, and a ton of nudity. What I was able to get from the film breaks down like this: Basically it’s about a 19 year old bulimic stripper that decides to become a whore. And well, that’s about all that I got from this film. Needless to say, this was one big pile of fuck!

 Now lookit, I dig gore and nudity and shit like that just as much as the next guy.  But this, this was just too retarded for me. Like I know the director was all about trying to shock, which he failed at by the way. “I Spit on Your Grave” was ten times more shocking than this fuck pile.

Like I said, it did have plenty of gore and plenty of boobs, but all I can give this film is a 1 out of 5. No amount of tits and gore could’ve helped this movie. But like if you’re not used to seeing shocking horror, than by all means, go give it a look. I mean it might like shock you. As for me, I’ve seen a ton of horror and it takes a shitload to shock your old buddy, Zombie Zane.

On that note, that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check out Sasha’s stuff as well. I think she’s doing something with raw meat so grab some meat and go pay the busty (but not naked) Sasha Slaughter a visit. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out. Peace peace and naked puking grease!

Zombie Zane

BEWARE OF THE BOOZE AND BOOBS By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya, Dead End Horror sheep that wear radioactive clothing and eat nothing but frozen pizza rolls! What’s good? Anyway, it’s that time once again for you to kick back and read one of my posts. So I guess that means it’s time for me to write one. Which is what I’m doing now.

So what I wanna do today is, I wanna talk about one of my favorite movies of all times. I’m talking about the movie, “Hostel!” Fuck yeah! If you haven’t seen it, let me start by telling you this is one bad bastard of a horror film. Seriously. It’s got all the crucial elements. It’s got, gore, plenty of nakedness, a great, sox rockin’ soundtrack, and a hella good plot. This thing is fucking too cool! So please, take a few moments and hang out here with me, yes?

 “Hostel” is a 2005 American horror film written, produced, and directed by Eli Roth. Now for the record, I’m not a huge Roth fan. I kinda think he’s an arrogant prick. But then again, if I had made a movie like this, I’d be arrogant too. But whatever. Anyway, Roth’s original script was developed by none other than Quintin Tarantino. Tarantino also served as one of the producers as well. Maybe that explains some of the films awesomeness.

 Also lending their talent to the movie are Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, and Rick Hoffman. And oh yeah, some Russian girls whose names I can’t pronounce let alone type. The film runs just under 95mins and you can find this film just about anywhere dvd’s are sold. Now that you know a bit of the particulars, let’s get to the plot, yes?

 One of the things that makes this movie good is the plot. I mean it’s simple but at the time it was original as hell. The movie is about a place in Slovakia where rich people pay to kill a victim of their choosing in any manner that they see fit. They can use chainsaws, drills, guns, knives, fuckin’ whatever!  They can get as medieval as they want. Fucking anything goes. Trippy huh?  I mean like if you want to kill an American, you can bid on a price. Say maybe it starts out at like 30k, but say another dude wants to kill an American, so he bids like 35k and so on and so on. Ya follow me? And just like an ebay auction, the winner with the highest bid gets that certain person. Ya dig?

So Josh and Paxton (Hernandez and Richardson) end up at this hostel where they are drugged and kidnapped and tortured in various ways. Told ya, it’s a cool fuckin’ plot. And the coolest part, is that everyone that works at this hostel is in on it! Everybody that works there plays a part in this murder racket. I mean they could give shit one of an American gets offed. They don’t care cause it’s all about the $$$!

 Now that you know the plot, you are like dying to watch this movie, right? Right? Like I hope I didn’t fuck it up and tell you too much info. I saw this thing and went into it not knowing what to expect.  It blew my fucking mind so much that I actually watched it twice in a row. I’ve only done that with like two other films. Wanna know which ones? No? Fuck you! I’m gonna tell ya anyway. I did it with “The Devils Rejects,” and I did it with “Open Water.” But yeah, I dig this film and I give it a perfect 5 out of 5. I can’t stress enough how much I liked it.

 Okay, so there it is. I guess that’s all I got for ya today. Be sure and pay a visit to Sasha as well. It’s laundry day so you may just get to watch her wash her undies. Ha! That sounded funny. Anyway, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Jack ‘N the Box grease.

Zombie Zane

ANY DAWGS IN THE HOUSE! WOOF, WOOF, WOOF,WOOF! By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror fans that look like your mothers and dress like Tom Brady! I guess it’s that time once again to do what we do here and talk some horror. I know I’m geeked about it. What about you?

Anyway, I’m a little late on getting this post out, I had some technical difficulties earlier in the day and well, for most of the evening I’ve been watching LSU vs. MISS ST. Goddamn it! I hate ESPN’S Streak for the Cash! Fucking fickle whore of a game.  In case you were wondering, I took MISS ST as the upset special and I’m getting the shaft. BOOM BOOM BOOM UP MY ASS! They’re down 10 and it ain’t looking good.

                                                                                 
See the above picture? That's me! LSU just won! SHIT! Sorry, I know this ain’t a sports blog. My bad. Anyway, let’s cut the foreplay and get into today’s shit, yes?

So for today, I’m gonna be talking about the movie, “Straw Dogs.” Have yous seen the trailer to that shit yet? I don’t know, looks kinda good. I mean it is another remake. Didn’t know that did ya? Or maybe ya did. But big fucking shocker huh? Aren’t all the movies coming out remakes? Or stupid fucking wrestling robots. Stupid ass ‘Transformers.’ Even more retarded, “Real Steel.”
Fuck off outta here with that shit.

                                                                                   
 Anyway, “Straw Dogs” is actually a remake that looks somewhat promising. I’m cautiously optimistic about this one.  It opens tomorrow, September 16, so we’ll know here pretty soon if it’s just another shitty remake. The trailer kinda reminded of a cross between “The Strangers” and “Last House on the Left.” Which, by the way, are both pretty good movies. Especially “The Strangers.” That was fucking bad-ass.

Anyway, as I said this film is a remake of a 1971 film with the same name. The 1971 version of this movie starred Dustin Hoffman and was directed by Sam Peckinpah. It was also a very controversial film due to its extreme violence and rape scenes. This film sparked all kinds of controversy because some thought that it was bringing too much violence into the cinema. Really? Too much violence? Is there such a thing? I think not!

                                       

                                                                                 
So the big question is, will the remake suck the sac or not?

                                                                       
As far as I can tell, the plots are similar: A screenwriter and his wife go back to her hometown in the south to prepare her family’s home for sale after the passing of her father.  Anyway, once the couple get there, the shit hits the fan. There’s beef with the local yocals, there’s tension in the marriage, and to top it all, Amy’s (the screenwriter’s wife) ex boyfriend shows up and wants to create some drama. What a honeybadger he is!

                                                                                    
So see, it doesn’t sound that bad. Like I said, the plots are very similar. Maybe this film has kinda a “Cape Fear” element to it as well. We’ll just have to see. I’ve said it time and time again, I hate fuckin’ remakes. But there are some exceptions to the rule. Maybe this will be one of those exceptions.

Anyway, that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and peep out Sasha’s stuff as well. She always has something good going on. So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and dawggy grease!

ZOMBIE ZANE

                                                  



                                            



                                                                                

DRUNK & DEBAUCHEROUS BEHAVIORS...By: ZOMBIE ZANE

What’s good horror fans that love our shit and can’t wait to read more? Hope all had a very safe and debauchery filled Labor Day. I know here at Dead End Horror it was nothing but beer, vodka, mucho illegal substances and of course group sex.  That’s how we do here at The Horror. Sasha is such a bad influence on all of us.                                                      

                                                                  
Now before I get in today’s post, I gotta clear the air for a second.  It came to my attention that someone who reads this blog has been doing a bit of shit talking about your buddy Zombie Zane.  So, person who will remain nameless, one thing I gotta say...I’m gonna be dialing direct and  I may fuck around and use some foul and offensive language. So without further ado, this FUCK YOU is for you. Keep your stupid mouth shut you shit talking, down on all fours everynight, cocksucking, washed out hag.  Choke on it you stupid cunt! Choke on it!  You don't know me.  So keep your opinions and retarded comments to your fuckin' self.  Walk in my shoes, or get to know me first before you start runnin' that ignorant, cum receptacle, that you call a mouth.

                                                                     
There, now I feel a whole lot better about this situation.  Don’t you?

Now then, where was I? Oh yeah, today’s post. Today’s post is gonna be kinda a bit different. As you can tell from the above paragraph.  Sorry, I tend to wig.  In any case, today’s post is basically just gonna be a rundown of what we're gonna be doing this week at D.E.H. 

So here’s what we got on the docket for this week...This week is all about man versus beast.  This will totally be MAN vs. BEAST WEEK!! Hell to the yeah! Monster movies are fuckin’cool, yo! Anyway, the incredibly busty Sasha Slaughter will be giving her take on “Assault of the Sasquatch,” and “Blood Monkey.” Two pretty good man vs. beast films. So be sure and give her stuff a once over.  Or maybe a twice over.  She likes when you look at her stuff.  She does...trust me. I'm a professional.

As for me, your buddy Zombie Zane, I’m gonna be giving you a top five, or maybe a top ten list of some of the best man vs. beast type of films.  I’ll throw in my take on the film, “Grizzly Park,” and just for shits and giggles I’ll  educate you sheep on the movie, “The Breed.”

So we got bears, wild canines, and fuckin’ Sasquatch.  Add some killer apes to the mix and all in all not a bad week.  Not a bad week at all. So be sure and come back tomorrow and check us out.  After all, we are the horror blog with the most swagge.  And you ca believe that! On our worst day, our better is always, ALWAYS better than the other horror blogs better. 

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!

DAMN! THAT'S ONE HUNGRY BOX! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

..”THROW IT TO THE HOOKER!”  Reppin’ the seven six one oh seven, it’s that time once again to do what we do y’all.  Time to talk some horror. And let me tell ya, I got a very strange motherfucker of a movie for today’s post. Anyone ever heard of the movie, “Penetration Angst?” No, you pervs, it ain’t a porno...Well, not really. I mean it does have Fiona Horsey (Sasha hates her, lol) so if you’re familiar with her stuff, I guess you know it does have a shitload of nekkidness in it. But if you aren’t, then stay here and educate yourself. I’ll tell you all about this film and show you some images as well. So let’s cut out the foreplay and get down to bussy! (Bussy- Re-re speak for business. More of an inside joke between Sasha and I) So, let’s get to it, yes?

“Penetration Angst” is a UK horror film written and directed by Wolfgang Buld. And it stars (as I mentioned in the above paragraph) Fiona Horsey.  Now when this film was released in 2003 over here in the USA, they dropped the Penetration and just released it as, “Angst.” It runs just about 100mins, and can usually be found in those ‘bargain buy’ sets.  My set is called, “Blood Bath.” Not a bad set either, it’s got 12 movies on it and I think I got it on Amazon. So if you wanna up your horror movie collection, this is a cheap way to do it.
                                                                          

As I said earlier, this is one odd film. I mean anytime you combine a girl with a hungry pussy and a set of horny conjoined twins, and a sunburned dick, I mean c’mon, how fuckin’ random is that? Anyway, this film is about a woman (Fiona Horsey) who turns into a prostitute to satisfy her hungry twat. That’s right. Hungry twat. Her box eats all the guys she bangs.  Now the only problem with this is, she finally finds a dude she likes but doesn’t want to throw him a fuck due to the fact that her tool shed will eat him up.  Kinda funny huh? I mean if you think about it, sometimes guys go down and eat out, right? But in this film, the girls nah-nah is the one doing the eating. Now that’s funny!

                                                                                                                                                             

Ok, I know I was brief in that review (Brief like when I wear my tighty-whitties!) Eww, sorry for the nasty image.  But if I were to get into the plot too much, you wouldn’t watch it. I watched this film without knowing anything about it. That’s the best way to roll. Trust me, I’m a professional.

Overall, I’m not sure what I think about this film. It was kinda hard for me to rank. It was just so fuckin’ weird, man. But as I do with all movies, I try and find some kind of ranking So I gave “Penetration Angst” a 2 out of 5. It had plenty of nudity, and plenty of gore as well. It was just really, really strange. Is it worth a watch? Sure. I mean it is a different kind of horror film. My advice, just save it until one of those late nights when there ain’t nothing on and you got a little buzz goin’ and aren’t quite ready to crash yet.  That’s the best time for this kinda movie.

So, wanna see some blood and boobs? ME too! Here’s some scenes from this odd little nugget...

YEP-YEP-YEP! I guess that about covers it. If you wanna see some more then get the movie. And before you get outta here, be sure and see what kinda stuff Sasha has for you. I'm sure she has just what you need. She may even have a hungry box...Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!
                                                                            

ZOMBIE 'FB' ZANE

                                                                        

TOP 5 REASONS WHY I LOVE ZOMBIES By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!! Hey there!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final time this week and for the final day of random stuff month. Since I reviewed a zombie movie yesterday, I figured why not stay with the zombie theme. So, I'm going to list the top 5 reasons why I love zombies. I guess that kinda explains the whole "BRAINS" opening a little better huh?? I've always been fascinated by zombies, ever since I was a teenager and saw "Night of the Living Dead" (The original) for the first time. After that I was hooked. I don't know what their appeal is to me, but zombies are hands down my favorite monster. RAWR!!! So kick back and enjoy top 5 reasons why I love zombies!!!                    
                                                                               

5.) They fuck shit up. They cause chaos, panic, and disorder. Think about it, in most movies when a zombie apocalypse happens, the whole entire world seemingly shuts down. People leave, they kill themselves out of fear, they end up becoming the very thing they are afraid of or they man the hell up and try to survive. In almost every zombie movie I've ever seen, entire populations are wiped out or they flee somewhere else to get away from the zombies. With all of the chaos and death happening, would you be able to survive a zombie apocalypse? Would you be able to stay calm and get out alive or would you fall victim to the zombies?? I myself don’t do so well with chaos or panic, I'd probably never make it out alive. So I'm really hoping I never have to live through a zombie invasion. Because my pasty white Yankee ass would perish...quickly.                                  
                                                                        

4). All they wanna do is eat your brains..or whatever else they can sink their rotting teeth into. They don't care who you are, where you live, or if they knew you before they died and then became undead. All they wanna do is eat you. They'll munch on your flesh, slurp up your brains and occasionally eat your intestines like spaghetti. Zombies are bad mamma jammas.
 
3.) I find humor in zombies. The whole concept of being undead and being ravenous for brains is funny to me. You gotta admit, sometimes the zombies in movies do some pretty funny shit. It's especially funny when they make noises. You know, the standard zombie moaning noises. It always cracks me up when they do that. There's just a quality about them that never ceases to amuse me. They could be coming for my brains, and if they make funny noises while doing so, yeah, I'm gonna laugh.

    
 

2.) They can be killed....but only by destroying their brains or decapitating them. No stakes in the heart or strings of garlic will keep these flesh hungry stalkers down. You gotta go straight for the thinker if you wanna survive the zombie invasion. Get your guns or axes, whatever you can use to split a zombies head open with. That's your only guaranteed way to survive the undead.

1.) Zombies aren't vampires. I'm not crazy about vampires, but I don't hate them either. OK, I'll admit, I'm kind of obsessed with Twilight (I'm a chick, whattya want from me??). But like the movie said, vampires do kind of suck. Especially the new ones. They only drink from animals, they can come out in the daylight and to top it all off, they sparkle in the sun!!! WHAT? But with zombies, they've pretty much stayed true to how they've always been described. Zombies don't sparkle, they can come out whenever the hell they want, and screw animal blood, they want human brains!!! And honestly, who do you think would win in a zombie vs vampire battle royal?? No, vampires don't have blood, but they've got some tasty brains for the zombies to devour. And yeah, the vampires are smarter and faster, but zombies are obviously the more superior monster, to me at least.                      
                                                 
So there you have it, my top 5 reasons for loving zombies. I maybe could have thought of more, but that could have taken a while. Making that list took a lot longer than you'd think. Most of the time I sat staring at the computer screen mouth breathing a little. =) But I got it done. If you're a zombie lover like me, or you at least think they're cool, hopefully you could relate to some of the reasons why I effin love zombies so much! Thanks for wasting your time with me! And while you're here, how about you go waste some of your time with Zane too!! And as always, check back tomorrow for new stuff here at Dead End Horror. 
                                                                                   

Sasha Slaughter

    




                                                                             

WELL CHOP ME UP AND CALL ME DADDY BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Coming at you live and direct once again from the seven six one oh seven, it’s the man of the hour himself, Zombie ‘Fat Boy’ Zane. What’s good horror fans that stay out all night chasing zombies and drinking hot beer.  Now before I get into todays post, I wanna take a second a jump up on my soapbox. So if you can just be patient, we’ll get to the boobs, blood, and whatnot in just a sec. Or you can skip ahead. Whatever.

Ok, so you know how there’s been like three earthquakes in two days right? Anyway, this old retarded guy by the name of Pat Robertson says that gays are the reason for earthquakes, tornados, and bombs.  Are you fucking for real??  I mean everyone knows that it’s the aliens that are responsible for all these natural disasters and whatnot. This guy is a total fuck-tard! His statements have to be some of the dumbest shit that I’ve ever heard.  Old ass man, shut the fuck up. Could somebody please give him a dick to shove in his mouth so that he’ll quit talking. And don’t get me started on the people that follow this guy and believe his nonsense. They can suck it too. Bunch of fuckin uneducated simpletons. So here’s a big FUCK OFF to Pat Robertson and his diluted thinking.                 

Wow, that was a rant huh? Sorry. But I gotta tell ya, I can’t tell ya that I cannot tolerate ignorance.  So if you’re still with me, how about we do what we do and get into some horror. Have any of you guys seen the movie, “Hatchet?” I know it’s a few years old, but this movie is one of my all time favorites in the slasher movie genre.

Anyway, “Hatchet” is a 2006 slasher film from Ariescope Pictures written and directed by Adam Green.  The film was originally given an NC-17 rating, but after a few minor cuts here and there, the MPAA gave it an R rating for ‘strong bloody horror, violence, sexual content, nudity, and language.’ Hell to the yeah!!! The recipe for a perfect slasher film, right? My thoughts exactly. Let’s get to the plot, yes.

“Hatchet” is set in the swamp lands of Louisiana (which I find cool because I’m from the south and dig the shit out of Louisiana) So basically the movie is about a group of tourists who learn that the legend of Victor Crowley is real and he is in fact one bad-ass motherfucker. This movie is kinda like “Friday the 13th” in the swamp. Ya know, deformed retard hunts and kills a group of twenty-somethings. But after all, it’s a slasher film, what more do you want? Yes, the plot is simple and somewhat predictable, but this is still worth watching. Especially if you’re a fan of slasher movies.

Another cool thing I liked  about his movie was that Robert Englund and Tony Todd were in it. And if you don’t know these two guys, then you suck.  Really suck. Just kidding. Robert Englund obviously was Freddy Krueger in the NOES series and Tony Todd is the dude that played in the Candyman movies. So see, some pretty cool actors are in this film. Really, the other cast members weren’t  that bad either, I just didn’t recognize the names so I ain’t gonna type them all out. You can IMDB this movie if you wanna know the full ensemble of actors. (See, I used ensemble, that’s a big boy word! I don’t always cuss like a sailor.)

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So, wanna see some boobs and blood? Me too!  Let's do some boobs first!





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All right pervs, no more boobs for now, let's get to some gore....

That should satisfy all of your blood/boob needs. If not, I don't know what to tell ya. Go find some porn or something. Anywho, speaking of boobs and blood, go by and see the busty Sasha Slaughter, she's got plenty of both. Until tomorrow horror fans, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!

ZOMBIE ZANE