Watch This Shit and Love Me Long Time By: Zombie Zane

It’s Saturday Dead End Horror fans! This post was gonna come out yesterday but I fell asleep before I could get it out. Better late than never I guess. Anyway, to end this shit on a good note, I’m gonna give you a list of 5 1990's horror movies you should check out over the weekend. And one more thing, most if not all of these movies I’m about to list are available on Netflix instant watch.

So, no more foreplay. Here are 5 kick ass 1990's horror movies you should watch over the weekend.

“From Dusk till Dawn” - 1996 - Fucking love this movie! One of the best vampire movies of all time. I own it and have seen it at least 100 times. It’s good shit.
 

“Scream” - 1996 - You can’t have a 90's horror movie marathon without watching this one. I could care less about all the sequels and shit, but the first “Scream” goes down as one of the best.
 

“The Eternal Evil of Asia” - 1995 - Okay, I doubt most of you are familiar with this film. But that’s all the more reason to give it a watch. Trust me, you will dig this motherfucker.
 

“Demonic Toys” - 1992 - Another one you may not be as familiar with. But it’s still a cool movie. What’s not to like about killer toys that want to posses a cops unborn child?
 

“Return of the Living Dead 3' - 1993 - This list wouldn’t be complete without a zombie movie from the 90's. Ya gotta have the zombie movie. Ya just gotta!

Okay horror fans. There it is. 5 kick ass 90's horror movies for you to watch over the weekend.  So until Monday, take care, stay a-scared, and have a safe weekend. Sasha and I will catch you later. Make sure to go over and see what she’s doing if you haven’t done so. See ya later.

Everyone's Entitled to a Good Scare By: Sasha Slaughter

Well hey there wanksters that cash in nickels that you stole from the soda machine!!! Did you miss me slimes?? Of course you did! Well I'm back and ready for action. If you've been paying attention and reading our posts like good little freaks, then you'd know that this is 90's horror week. And today I'll be reviewing Halloween H20: 20 Years Later. Yay! Halloween H20 is a 1998 slasher film. It was directed by Steve Miner and written by Robert Zapia and Matt Greenberg. It is the seventh installment in the Halloween series. I know, it's nowhere close to Halloween, but it's a movie from the 90's so deal with it!! Let me tell you a little about the movie.

Twenty years after the events of 1978, the film follows post-traumatic Laurie Strode who lives in constant fear of her murderous brother, Michael Myers, who attempted to kill her many years ago. Fearing for her life, Laurie fakes her own death in hopes that Michael will never find her again. She changes her name to Keri Tate and starts a new life with her son John, as the head mistress of a private school. Keri seems happy on the outside but the tragic events that occurred 20 years ago haunt her everyday, often affecting her parenting abilities and pushing her son further away. Michael eventually finds Keri using a file that he had stolen from where Dr. Loomis lived before his death, and begins stalking the school grounds, hoping to find her. Soon Michael finds Laurie and he intends on finishing what he started some 20 years ago. But this time, Laurie has plans to end the terror once and for all.

*Halloween theme music* Sooo how many Halloweens are there?? Yeesh. Please tell me there aren't anymore after Laurie decapitates Michael...I mean, come on! Unless he magically grew a new head...I'm rambling. Anyway..This movie was ok...there should be a certain point where enough is enough, but ehh for being like 700th Halloween movie, it wasn't bad. Jamie Lee Curtis does an awesome job of jumping right back into the role of Laurie Strode. And LL Cool J added a little comic relief playing a security guard, it added some humor to it. The acting was ok, Michelle Williams got on my nerves, and the blood looked fake...Like I know it's fake, but it looked like water with some red food coloring. EPIC FAIL SPECIAL EFFECTS!!

Overall I'd give Halloween H20 a 3 out of 5. I mean, you just can't say much bad stuff about the Halloween franchise, it's classic and Halloween has to be one of the most influential horror movies of all time. I loves me some Michael Myers!! Although I will say that in some of the Halloween movies, they did some pretty stupid stuff to his character over the years, but whatever. I would watch this movie, and all of the Halloween movies 100 more times...absolute classic and I'd never get tired of them...well maybe at some point I would. Anyway, there you have it. Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.

Suck Me Once, Suck Me Twice By: Zombie Zane

Step up to the plate and get you some! What’s good Dead End Horror fans? I know that this is Sasha’s day to post, but due to unseen circumstances I’m filling in for today. We’ve had some technical issues over the last few days so that’s why we haven’t posted since Tuesday. One more note, this is supposed to be horror from the 90's but I did this on the fly so...take what you get.

Don’t worry we’ve got shit under control and we’ll be back on schedule next week. So sit down or lie down either way make yourself comfy and hang out with me while I tell you about this movie I watched last night.

“Vamp” is a 1986 horror movie about vampires. No fucking shit with a title like that. Anyway, it’s about a group of frat boys that end up at a strip joint that is full of vampire strippers. Kinda like ‘Dusk til Dawn.’ And oh yeah, you know that tall chick from the Mad Max movie, she’s the head vampire. Grace Jones is her name! I just remembered it.

Like it’s a total cheesy movie but it was fun to watch. If you’re in the mood for a serious type of thing than I’d advise you seek your horror entertainment elsewhere. But if you just wanna hang out and eat junk food and have a good time by all means give it a shot. 

Sometimes it’s just fun to kick back and enjoy some goofy horror. Horror doesn’t always have to be all serious and shit. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like the serious ones. I usually watch those the most. But like everybody else sometimes you just need a little mindless drivel. And “Vamp” is totally perfect for that.

Anyway, I’ll be back tomorrow with a nice little list of my favorite horror movies from the 1990's. I realize that “Vamp” is from the 80's so please hold all comments. I kinda did this post on the fly so that’s why it’s not on topic with our weekly topic. But something is better than nothing, yes? 

Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Be sure and come back tomorrow and see what’s going on. Until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am outta here. Off like a stinky pair of thong underwear!

Witchcraft, Urban Legends and...Ghost Face?? By: Sasha Slaughter

Ohh well hi there super freaks! Thanks for stopping by and checking me out...oops, I mean us. =) And by the way, I see you weirdos searching for "Sasha Slaughter Naked". Dream on creepers! There's only one guy that gets that privilege...haha!! But hey, since you're here, you might as well stick around and see what's going on! This week Zane and I will be doing 90's horror week. Yay!! We've done 70's and 80's, so why not do some 90's stuff too, yes? And besides, the 90's era horror movies are more my thing, for the most part. And so today, in lieu of 90's horror week, I will be giving you a list of my five favorite 90's horror movies. They may not be the best that the 90's had to offer, but they are the ones I remember watching. So let's get down to business!!

CandyMan- Clive Barker-1992- College grad Helen Lyle (played by Virgina Maden) mistakenly summons the spirit of Candyman (played by Tony Todd) while researching local urban legends. Candyman was the son of a slave and well known artist who had fallen in love with a white woman. When she became pregnant, he was chased down and had his drawing hand cut off and replaced with a hook, and then he covered in honey and stung to death by bees. After jokingly calling Candyman's name in her bathroom mirror, which is said to summon him, Candyman shows himself and will stop at nothing until Helen meets her demise.
 

The Craft-Andrew Fleming-1996- Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, and Neve Campbell star in this cult classic. Sarah Bailey, a troubled teen with suicidal tendencies and a troubled past, moves to LA with her father and step mother to start a new life. Sarah is enrolled into Catholic school where she meets Bonnie, Rochelle, and Nancy, also troubled teens with problems of their own. Sarah soon realizes that the girls dabble in witchcraft, and when they notice that Sarah has the natural abilities of a witch, they convince her to join their coven. They soon notice that with a fourth witch in their coven, they can cast spells that they couldn't before, and begin to fix everything that's wrong in their lives- but like everything else in life- things often come with a price.

Scream-Wes Craven-1996- A killer known only as "Ghost face" begins murdering local teenagers, and as the body count rises, Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell) and her friends begin to contemplate the "rules" of horror films as they begin to find themselves living in a real-life one. The film also stars David Arquette and Courtney Cox.
 

The Blair Witch Project-Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sanchez-1999- This "found footage" film follows student filmmakers Heather, Josh, and Michael as they march into the woods near Burkittsville, MD., to make a documentary about the legendary Blair Witch, who has been credited with a string heinous murders dating back over 200 years. The trio soon loses their way and finds themselves surrounded by a malicious terror.
 

House on Haunted Hill- William Malone-1999- When Eddie, Sarah, Melissa, Donald, and Watson accept tycoon millionaire Stephen Price's $1 million dollar proposal to stay one night in a former insane asylum, they think it's just child's play until Price's rigged antics are accompanied by real menacing spirits. Can everyone make it until dawn to collect the prize money? Or will the spirits of the house do everything in their power to make sure no one makes it out alive?

There you have it, some of my faves from the 90's. And since you're creeping on my stuff, how about you creep on some of Zane's stuff too??? He likes it freaky! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.

When in Doubt Fuck a Zombie By: Zombie Zane

Rockin’ to the beat of the motherfuckin’ drum! Happy President’s Day Dead End Horror fans. What’s good besides your mother’s meatloaf? So, it’s Monday and that means it’s time for me to tell you fans what we have going on this week.

Before I let you know, I wanna ramble a second. Have you guys been watching ‘The Walking Dead’ on AMC? I hope so. If you’re not, you totally suck. Anyway, those who have been tuning in I’m sure you guys have seen the preview for the show, ‘Comic Book Men.’ Let me say I have never seen such dorky motherfuckers in all my life. I’d rather watch a ‘Twilight’ marathon than watch that show. Those dudes look like they haven’t gotten a piece of ass in years. God, what a bunch of fucking goobers. 

Anyway, just thought I’d share that with you. If you’re a fan of that show all apologies. On second thought, naw, fuck the apology. You’re probably a dork your damn self. So on to what’s cooking this week at Dead End Horror.

This week Sasha and I will be doing horror from the 1990's. There were a ton of good movies that came out back then so why not take a look back. As far as what movies we’ll be talking about, you’ll just have to wait and see. Why? Because I have no clue which movies Sasha will be talking about and I have no idea what movies I’ll be talking about. But you can bet your ass they will be good. 

So, check us out all week long and see what we come up with. That’s all I got today, but please, hang out and look at some of our old shit if you ain’t got nuttin’ better to do. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared, and Sasha and I will catch you on the flip side. C-ya tomorrow horror fans.