Mindfuck Monday By: Zombie Zane

Heya Dead End Horror fans and noted cross dressers. What’s good? Hope everyone had a safe and Happy Easter. But it’s Monday and that means back to the grind. Speaking of grind, I sure could use a dry hump right about now. Was that nasty?

So, it’s Monday and as usual it’s time for Sasha and I to tell you what we have going on this week at DEH. I’d love to share that with you but in the interest of suspense I think I’d rather just let you wonder about it. Hey, don’t hate. It’s just our way of making you come back more often and visit. 

I’ve been working on a bracket style thing of the best horror movies of all time. You know like the NCAA brackets? It’ll break down similar to that. Do you get it? No? That’s cool if you don’t because you will have to come back and see what the fuck I’m talking about.

I may do a movie review as well. I haven’t really watched anything of interest lately but who knows. Maybe I’ll stumble across something that’s worth a post. Then again maybe I won’t and you’ll have to read my random rants about nothing. Either way. You will like it.

As far as Sasha’s concerned. Who knows what she’ll do. She may rant and ramble as well. Or she may tell you how to raise the dead using an apple core and a bag of medicine. We actually did that once.  

Or she may tell you about the time she was visited by the Grey’s. Now that’s a great story! Especially the part when they...Sorry. I’ll let Sasha tell you that part. But rest assured noted pink thong wearers, whatever we do will be most enjoyable.

Well, until tomorrow take care, stay a-scared and Sasha and I are outta here. We will catch you on the flip side. Peace-peace and chocolate pudding grease.

Watch This Shit and Love Me Long Time By: Zombie Zane

It’s Saturday Dead End Horror fans! This post was gonna come out yesterday but I fell asleep before I could get it out. Better late than never I guess. Anyway, to end this shit on a good note, I’m gonna give you a list of 5 1990's horror movies you should check out over the weekend. And one more thing, most if not all of these movies I’m about to list are available on Netflix instant watch.

So, no more foreplay. Here are 5 kick ass 1990's horror movies you should watch over the weekend.

“From Dusk till Dawn” - 1996 - Fucking love this movie! One of the best vampire movies of all time. I own it and have seen it at least 100 times. It’s good shit.
 

“Scream” - 1996 - You can’t have a 90's horror movie marathon without watching this one. I could care less about all the sequels and shit, but the first “Scream” goes down as one of the best.
 

“The Eternal Evil of Asia” - 1995 - Okay, I doubt most of you are familiar with this film. But that’s all the more reason to give it a watch. Trust me, you will dig this motherfucker.
 

“Demonic Toys” - 1992 - Another one you may not be as familiar with. But it’s still a cool movie. What’s not to like about killer toys that want to posses a cops unborn child?
 

“Return of the Living Dead 3' - 1993 - This list wouldn’t be complete without a zombie movie from the 90's. Ya gotta have the zombie movie. Ya just gotta!

Okay horror fans. There it is. 5 kick ass 90's horror movies for you to watch over the weekend.  So until Monday, take care, stay a-scared, and have a safe weekend. Sasha and I will catch you later. Make sure to go over and see what she’s doing if you haven’t done so. See ya later.

When in Doubt Fuck a Zombie By: Zombie Zane

Rockin’ to the beat of the motherfuckin’ drum! Happy President’s Day Dead End Horror fans. What’s good besides your mother’s meatloaf? So, it’s Monday and that means it’s time for me to tell you fans what we have going on this week.

Before I let you know, I wanna ramble a second. Have you guys been watching ‘The Walking Dead’ on AMC? I hope so. If you’re not, you totally suck. Anyway, those who have been tuning in I’m sure you guys have seen the preview for the show, ‘Comic Book Men.’ Let me say I have never seen such dorky motherfuckers in all my life. I’d rather watch a ‘Twilight’ marathon than watch that show. Those dudes look like they haven’t gotten a piece of ass in years. God, what a bunch of fucking goobers. 

Anyway, just thought I’d share that with you. If you’re a fan of that show all apologies. On second thought, naw, fuck the apology. You’re probably a dork your damn self. So on to what’s cooking this week at Dead End Horror.

This week Sasha and I will be doing horror from the 1990's. There were a ton of good movies that came out back then so why not take a look back. As far as what movies we’ll be talking about, you’ll just have to wait and see. Why? Because I have no clue which movies Sasha will be talking about and I have no idea what movies I’ll be talking about. But you can bet your ass they will be good. 

So, check us out all week long and see what we come up with. That’s all I got today, but please, hang out and look at some of our old shit if you ain’t got nuttin’ better to do. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared, and Sasha and I will catch you on the flip side. C-ya tomorrow horror fans.