Hello Dead End Horror freaks that like to fight with plastic swords and yell out daily affirmations. What’s poppin’ slimes? So we’ve really had a Halloween full week here at DEH and the fun continues today. Sasha Slaughter in all her bustiness and her horror know-how decided to list her top 5 ‘Must See’ Halloween horror movies.
Fucking brilliant! And I got to thinkin...I want in on this too. So, in lieu of Sasha’s awesome idea, I thought for today’s post I’d list my ‘Must See’ Halloween horror films as well. So how about we skip the foreplay and get to the goodness.
ZOMBIE ZANE’S TOP 5 MUST WATCH HALLOWEEN HORROR FILMS
5. The Exorcist...Like for real. I dig the shit out of this film! I saw it when I was about 10 or so and it scared the shit out of me then, and it scares the shit out of me now. Fuck demons, Jack. Ya can’t fight ‘em so they are totally scary!
4. Fright Night...Not the shitty-ass fuckin’ remake. I’m talking the 1985 real deal. My favorite quote of the film is as follows...’MMMM,- MMMMMM! HIS DINNER IS IN THE OVEN!’Fuckin classic line, y’all.
3. Sliver Bullet...I remember watching this movie with a good friend of mine while we stayed up all night before Halloween carving our pumpkins. We had bought one of those pumpkin carving kits and a couple cases of beer and we had a blast. I watch this movie every year. Ahhh, memories.
2. Trick or Treat...In my opinion, this movie has one of the best werewolf transformations in it of all time. Plus it has Anna Paquin in it. I’ve only been watching this one for a couple of years, but it still makes the cut.
1. The Halloween Dynasty...Look, I know. Halloween is like overplayed on TV all the time. But I happen to own like every Halloween movie. So, what I like to do is order some pizza, grab some beer, and some kick ass snacks and have myself a little Halloween movie marathon. I do it every year. I love wathcing the movies in order. Even the 3rd one. (Season of the Witch) It’s a Zombie Zane traditon!
Well, there ya go. There’s my list of the ‘Must See’ Halloween movies. Hope you enjoyed. If you didn’t...I’ll try and do better the next time. Before I bounce outta here, be sure and set your DVR’s for the ‘Walking Dead.’ It kicks off this Sunday so don’t forget.
Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out. Peace peace and buttery popcorn grease! C-ya on the flip side bitches.
Thanks for stopping by fellow freaks!!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final time this week and today I'll be listing 5 of my absolute MUST SEE movies for Halloween. I'm sure everyone has them..The movies you just have to watch to get into the Halloween mood. So let's quit with the chit chat and get to it huh??
Hocus Pocus-This film was released in 1993 and stars Sarah Jessica Parker, Bette Middler, and Kathy Najimy. A young boy is trying to impress the girl of his dreams and accidentally reincarnates three witches. And here's something you may not know, Mick Garris was actually one of the producers. And don't hate cuz it's a Disney movie! I'm not a Disney kid, I don't belong to the Disney DVD club and I most certainly do not lay around and funk up the place while I watch Disney movies. Hmmph
Halloween-This film was released in 1978 and put John Carpenter on the map as a viable filmmaker. It stars Kyle Richards, Jamie Lee Curtis, Donald Pleasence, Nancy Loomis, and P.J. Soles. This movie takes us into the mad world of Michael Myers, who at a very young age stabbed his older sister to death. After being locked away in a mental hospital for many years, one night Michael finally escapes to return to his hometown to continue his killing spree
Night of the Living Dead-This zombie ridden film was released in 1968. It stars Judith O'dea, Duane Jones, Karl Hardman, Keith Wayne, and Judith Riley. As dead bodies return to life and feast on human flesh, young Barbra joins a group of survivors in a farmhouse hoping to protect themselves from the hordes of flesh eating zombies. Here's a little info, this movie was filmed in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and was directed by George A. Romero
The House on Haunted Hill-This remake (the original came out in 1959) came out in 1999 and stars Geoffery Rush, Famke Janssen, Taye Digs, Ali Larter, and Bridget Wilson-Sampras. Millionaire Stephen Price invites five strangers to the old Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute for the Criminally Insane to stay the night and survive. Anyone that makes it out alive the next day will get one million dollars. Shortly after they arrive strange things begin happening and people start to die
Thir13en Ghosts-This ghost fueled film was released in 2001 and stars Tony Shalhoub, Shannon Elizabeth, Matthew Lillard, and Rah Digga. Arthur and his two children inherit an amazing old house from an eccentric uncle. There's just one small problem, he's got ghosts trapped in containment cells in the basement, and they are out to annihilate anyone in their path.
Ooooh spooky spooky!!! I looove me some creepy Halloween films...don't you??? There are tons of creepy movies out there to watch during Halloween, and these are just 5 that I like to watch. What are you some of your favorites? Don't be shy! Tell us all about it. Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror and wasting some time with us. While you're here, stop by and see what Zane's got on the slab, I'm sure it will rock your socks!! And don't forget to check back next week for all new stuff!!
Hello Dead End Horror humans that run around looking all greasy and smelling even greasier! And by the way, that hair style...Change the oil! Plaster is out! So, what’s good? I’m just sitting here gulping some bitter and doing what I do best. Which is getting wasted. But that’s beside the point.
Seeing how we’ve been doing Halloween shit the last couple of weeks, I thought this would be a good time to give you some more Halloween tunes to rock out to. The way I see it, I’ve given you like 10 or so drink recipes, but only a handful of Halloween tunes. So how about we cut out the foreplay and get to rockin out with our cocks (or boobs) out! Hopefully more boobs ‘cause I ain’t really in to the twig and berries.
Song numero uno that is a must add to your Halloween playlist comes from the film, “Dead and Breakfast.” It’s called, ‘Comin’ to Kill Ya.’ For sure a sox rocking bastard of a song. Listen and love it!
Now that was all kinds of fuckin' fun, huh? I mean for real! Ya gotta add that song! Ya just gotta! Ok, let's try this one. It's a total classic and it has one of the best lines ever in it. How about a little 'Devil Went Down to Georgia!' ..."I done told ya once you sumbitch I'm the best that's ever been." Fuck yeah! CDB is the shit! Again, ya gotta have this song. Moving right along. This next tune is from one of my favorite bands of all time. This is 'Pet Sematary' by the Ramones. (Duh! I know sematary is spelled wrong, that' s how the title is. I can spell believe it or not.) Whatever the fuck, just rock out to this.... Great song from a kick-ass band! What's next you ask? And I answer. How about a little bit of 'Hell' from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. It's the live version, but whatever it kicks ass! Love the ending! Like I got all kinds of killer tunes! Tell me I shouldn't be a DJ! Okay, maybe not. But this song is another Halloween party must. It's called 'Halloween' by Siouxsie and the Banshees. From the '80's but sox rockin! Listen and love it! Okay Dead End Horror sox rockers that rock out with your nekkidness out! That's all the groovy tunes I got for ya today. But hey, don't be sad. Halloween is still a couple weeks away. I'm sure I'll post more tunes. But before you go and download these songs of Halloween awesomeness, go by and see if Sasha is rockin' out with her bust out. I bet she is. That's where I'm headed. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween rockin' grease!
Hey there fellow candy lovers!! Thanks for stopping by and checking out Dead End Horror. Today I'll be talking about my top 5 favorite Halloween candies. That is what Halloween is all about right??? Heck yes! Well, candy and costumes, but candy is far more superior! And don't be shy, chime in and leave us comments and tell us your favorite Halloween candy too!!! Let's get it!
5. MINI 3 MUSKETEERS- Ahh my all time favorite candybar, but fun sized, like me!!! I always looked forward to getting these in my Halloween bag!!
4. SIXLETS- Oh yes! Those little colored balls (haha...pervs!) of chocolately goodness!! Not just for Halloween either, they're great all year around!
3. TOOTSIE ROLLS- YUM! I like the big, long thick tootsie rolls..Oh god! That sounded perverted...yipes! Mind out of the gutter freaks!! And here's a little info for you, Tootsie Rolls are actually the number 1 selling Halloween candy in America..well, the miniature ones are. Guess people can't handle the big thick ones =)
2. DOTS- Hell to the yes! Those little gummy dots are AMAZING! Sure, they get stuck to your teeth and the roof of your mouth, but it's totally worth it.
1. REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS- I'm a sucker for peanut butter and a sucker for chocolate...combine the two and it's an orgasm in an orange wrapper...yessir!!! Peanut Butter Cups are my all time fave and another best seller in the most popular Halloween candy department.
So there it is...that's all that's fit to print....until tomorrow of course! And like I said, don't be shy!!! Tell us your favorite Halloween candy too!! It will be more productive than sitting at your computer trying to find pictures of me naked on Google...never gonna happen creepers!!! And don't forget to check out what Zane's up to...I'm sure it'll involve boobs or booze or awesome party tunes!!!
Hello Dead End Horror sheep that move from place to place bringing your funk with you! How goes it? Man, can you believe it’s the middle of the month already? Holy fuck does time haul ass! Especially when you stay permanently wasted. Not that we condone drinking or staying in a state of perpetual fucked-upness. But in any case, how about we get to today’s post.
So last week I shared with you a few kick-ass Halloween themed drink recipes. Seeing how Halloween will be here in a few weeks, I thought why not share a few more? I mean you only have a few weeks left to try these out and see if they met your low standards. So without further ado, let’s get fucked up!
So the first drink that I wanna share with you has a great name! Ever heard of a drink called, ‘Witches Tits?’ Well, here’s how you make it:
½ ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey’s)
½ ounce Sambuca, black
All you do is pour the Sambuca Black and layer the Bailey’s over it. Easy peasy Japanesey!
The next drink that will add some fun and drunkenness to your Halloween soiree is called, ‘Trick or Treat.’ Can’t have a Halloween party without Trick or Treat. Here’s how you do it:
½ ounce of Amaretto
½ ounce of vanilla flavored Vodka
½ ounce of Triple Sec
1 dash of Grenadine
Orange Juice
All you gotta do is pour vodka, triple sec, amaretto, grenadine, into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir. Take four or five Halloween candies and stick them on a skewer. Place skewer on top of glass. This drink will for real fuck you up! Try it.
Ever tried a ‘Scary Night?’ This is a shooter. And it’s kinda like the Witches Tits. Check it out:
1 part Bailey’s
1 part Sambuca
Layer the Bailey’s over the Sambuca in a shot glass and get after it! WARNING! This drink may make your clothes come off. Just a word from the wise.
Here’s another drink you may like. Ya gotta try a ‘Hells Eye!’ This drink is also a shooter. All you need is:
½ ounce Kahlua
1/4 ounce Whiskey (Canadian)
1/4 ounce of milk
Mix kahlua, whiskey, and milk into a shot glass. Add several drops of hot sauce and shoot!
I know it sounds odd, the combo of stuff, but trust me, it’s really a great party drink.
Ok, time for one more. Ever tried a, ‘Freddy Kruger?’ Here’s all you need:
1 part Jager
1 part Sambuca
1 part Vodka
Again, this is another shooter. All you do is mix all parts into a chilled shotglass and down the hatch it goes! Yum yum gimmie some!
Well, I guess that’s enough liquor recipes for now. Give this a shot and see what you think. Trust me, these are all good. I am a junior alcoholic after all. Ok, before you go and get drunk, pop on over and see what Sasha’s up to. I’m sure it’s delicious!
Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween fun grease!
Hi there spooks and spookettes!!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for yet another week of pre-Halloween awesomeness!! This week I'll be sharing a few of my favorite things with you! First off, I'll be telling you my top 5 reasons why I absolutely love Halloween...and who doesn't?? And for the rest of week I'll be pleasing your peepers with my top 5 favorite Halloween candies and my top 5 MUST SEE Halloween movies. So let's get this thing going shall we???
5.HAUNTED HOUSE TOURS- These tours make my list because they are just damn fun. I try and make it to at least one every Halloween, although I will say, I've been slacking. Nonetheless, haunted house tours are awesome! I remember going to my first tour when I was 16 with my mom and two best friends. We went to Hegarty's mansion (Now known as Ravenwood Manor, located in PA) and it was incredible! There was a different theme in every room, from a gruesome surgery gone wrong to a dead woman haunting the mansion. The people that give the tours are really professional and the actors are amazing! I've also been to Field of Screams and Jason's Woods (Also located in PA) and they were both incredibly scary. There was a haunted hay ride and a haunted mansion filled with scares around every corner. If you've never been to a haunted house tour on Halloween, I suggest you try it!
4. COSTUMES- Ahh yes...dressing up is a HUGE part of Halloween. I've been a witch, a tainted fairy (yeah yeah, TAINTed...haha) little red riding hood (give me a break, I was a kid!) and a hippie in 6th grade...Ohh memories! Anyway! Costumes are just awesome. I mean, you can literally be anything you want to be! The possibilities are endless and you get to use your imagination, which is the best part. Although, something that kind of irks me about Halloween is the fact that some women use it as a chance to dress skanky....Really?? You can dress like a whore for the other 364 days out of the year, Halloween is the one day you get to be something gross or scary...and you wanna dress like a hooker?? Suck it!!
3. ATMOSPHERE- I love love love the feeling in the air during Halloween. I can't describe it. It's just this amazing peaceful aura of the month of October. The cool crisp air blowing through the trees, the leaves turning brilliant oranges and reds, and everything pumpkin of course, can't forget about that. Fall is my favorite time of year. Everyone slows down a little...it's a really peaceful feeling. The weather gets cooler, the days get shorter, and it makes me feel all cozy and at peace.
2. CANDY- Well hell yeah, what is Halloween without candy??? That's one of the highlights of Halloween, no?? Well maybe when I was a kid it was, but now, not so much. But candy still made the list at number 2. Seeing all of the little kids going door to door dressed up makes me reminisce about the times when that was me, dressed up as a little witch and being excited about all the candy I had...until my parents ate it..lol. Now that I'm a little too old to be trick or treating I'm doing the handing out of the candy to those excited little ghouls that remind me of me when I was their age.
1. HORROR MOVIE MARATHONS- Now that were done with that stroll down memory lane, let's talk about the endless amounts of horror movies that come on TV in October. I LOVE horror movies, and having a nonstop marathon of them all day and night is like an orgasm to my eyes!! All of the blood, guts, and screams are sure to get anyone in the Halloween kinda mood. Works for me every time!! But I will say that it annoys me when they play the same horror movies over and over again...*ahem AMC and Halloween 4* =) But I won't complain too much, I'm just happy to see some violence and blood to get me in the Halloween spirit.
So there you have it stranger dangers, the top 5 reasons why I love Halloween. Perhaps some of you weirdos out there can relate, yes??? And since you're here creeping on my stuff, stop by and see what Zane has in store for you!! I know he wants you to look, he's into that kind of thing!! And thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.
Hello Dead End Horror sheep that wear the same clothes everyday while trying to catch ghosts and funking up the room that you’re in. People notice ya know.
Anyway, what a shitty last few days for your buddy Zombie Zane. My Yankees were ousted from the ALDS, and my New York Football Giants lost today in heartbreaking fashion. Needless to say, I’ve really taken it up the ass.
Well, another weekend has come and gone here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) and I gotta tell ya, Sasha and I are quite the worse for wear. One word. HUNGOVER! I woke up this morning with a $20 taped to my forehead, my pants down around my ankles, and a sore ass. I think Sasha was up to her usual tricks again. As was I. Funny thing, she woke up the same way!
So enough about our drunken malfeasants and our sore ass-holes. Let me tell you what we got going on this week here at DEH. Wait, fleeting thought! Before I do that, I just wanna say I did watch the pilot of ‘American Horror Story’ this weekend. I read somewhere, (from one of our competitors) that it was as shocking as the movie, “The Human Centipede.” What the FUCK?? Not even close! The way this other dude was carrying on he made it sound like it was the most controversial thing he’d ever seen. Go back to horror school, get real, and shut the fuck up. Not shocking in the least.
Like big deal, they used some swear words, whatever. I mean it ain’t like I haven’t heard the word pussy, or cocksucker before. Now don’t get me wrong, it was a great first episode! I really did like it. I was pleasantly surprised. I give it a solid 4 out of 5. But as far as shock value, what the fuck ever. Nothing shocking here. Unless foul fucking language is shocking. But if you haven’t seen it, you for real need to look into it. Trust me, I’m a professional.
Now then, let me tell you what we got coming in the week ahead. Sasha has got a couple of Halloween themed lists for ya. I think she’s gonna be talking about her favorite Halloween candy, some of her favorite Halloween movies, and the top 5 things she digs about Halloween. So you’ll wanna be checking back to see what she’s got on the slab.
As far as for me, I’ll be doing some more groovy tunes for you to listen to, and some more drink recipes cause I mean we all like to get drunk and do some fucked up shit, right? Umm, not sure what else I’ll throw in, but it’ll be good. I am after all the horror master. Or master of horror, or masturbator. In any case, you will be entertained.
I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check back as often as you like. What else do you gotta do? SO until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and ghost busting in da’ hood grease!
