GIRLS ON TOP AND DRINK TILL YOU DROP! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that move from place to place bringing your funk with you! How goes it? Man, can you believe it’s the middle of the month already? Holy fuck does time haul ass! Especially when you stay permanently wasted. Not that we condone drinking or staying in a state of perpetual fucked-upness. But in any case, how about we get to today’s post.

So last week I shared with you a few kick-ass Halloween themed drink recipes. Seeing how Halloween will be here in a few weeks, I thought why not share a few more? I mean you only have a few weeks left to try these out and see if they met your low standards. So without further ado, let’s get fucked up!

So the first drink that I wanna share with you has a great name! Ever heard of a drink called, ‘Witches Tits?’ Well, here’s how you make it:

½ ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey’s)

½ ounce Sambuca, black

All you do is pour the Sambuca Black and layer the Bailey’s over it. Easy peasy Japanesey!

The next drink that will add some fun and drunkenness to your Halloween soiree is called, ‘Trick or Treat.’ Can’t have a Halloween party without Trick or Treat. Here’s how you do it:

½ ounce of Amaretto

½ ounce of vanilla flavored Vodka

½ ounce of Triple Sec

1 dash of Grenadine

Orange Juice

All you gotta do is pour vodka, triple sec, amaretto, grenadine, into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir.  Take four or five Halloween candies and stick them on a skewer. Place skewer on top of glass. This drink will for real fuck you up! Try it.

Ever tried a ‘Scary Night?’ This is a shooter. And it’s kinda like the Witches Tits. Check it out:

1 part Bailey’s

1 part Sambuca

Layer the Bailey’s over the Sambuca in a shot glass and get after it! WARNING! This drink may make your clothes come off. Just a word from the wise.

Here’s another drink you may like. Ya gotta try a ‘Hells Eye!’ This drink is also a shooter. All you need is:

½ ounce Kahlua

1/4 ounce Whiskey (Canadian)

1/4 ounce of milk


Mix kahlua, whiskey, and milk into a shot glass. Add several drops of hot sauce and shoot!

I know it sounds odd, the combo of stuff, but trust me, it’s really a great party drink.

Ok, time for one more. Ever tried a, ‘Freddy Kruger?’ Here’s all you need:

1 part Jager

1 part Sambuca

1 part Vodka

Again, this is another shooter. All you do is mix all parts into a chilled shotglass and down the hatch it goes! Yum yum gimmie some!

Well, I guess that’s enough liquor recipes for now. Give this a shot and see what you think. Trust me, these are all good. I am a junior alcoholic after all. Ok, before you go and get drunk, pop on over and see what Sasha’s up to. I’m sure it’s delicious!

Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween fun grease!