SHE'S BEAR DOWN THERE!! By: ZOMBIE 'SMOOTH' ZANE

What’s good horror fans that stay up all night and search for free porn? Thanks for taking a break and stopping by. I don’t have any free porn here (not in this post anyway.) But I do have a pretty good movie to tell ya about. It’s about a grizzly bear and a group of troubled youths. Are you interested yet? No? Then piss off outta here! Just kidding. I know you’re interested. So let’s cut the foreplay and get to today’s post, yes?

For today’s post, I’ve decided to go all Grizzly Adams on ya and tell you about this movie I ran across on Netflix. Have you seen the movie, “Grizzly Park” yet? You haven’t? No prob Bob, kick on back a sec and let me educate.

                                                                         
Anyway, “Grizzly Park” is a made in the U.S.A. horror film. It was released in February of 2008 and it was written and directed by Tom Skull. (Cool fuckin’ name for a horror director, no? Tom Skull!) It is available on Netflix instant watch and it runs just about an hour and forty minutes.  So after you read this and if you are so inclined, you can hop over to Netflix and give it a look-see.

PLOT: A group of eight troubled youths are sent to serve a week of community service at Grizzly Park.  Their punishment requires them to hike along the trails and pick up all the trash that the campers have left behind. Little do they know, that a very large, and a very hungry bear is waiting for them. I’m sure by now you can see where this story is going so I’ll stop there. If you want a more detailed description, hit IMDB. But be advised, this movie is awesome the less you know about it. Trust me.

                                                                                            
One of the things I really liked about this movie was the character of Ranger Bob. He’s a trip! Ranger Bob is the one who supervises the youths on the hiking trails. I mean you can’t just turn a bunch of fuck-ups lose in the woods. Gotta have some sort of adult authority. Anyway, you’ll dig the shit out of Ranger Bob.

 As far as what I thought about the film, I really liked it. It was funny, it was entertaining, and it had plenty of gore. Plus it had a great ending! Loved the fuckin’ ending! All in all I give this film a 3.5 out of a possible 5.   Not bad huh? I mean it’s a cut above average. And listen, some of these man versus beast movies are steaming piles of shit. Believe me. I’ve sat through plenty. But this one, this one I think you’ll really dig. And the opening song at the first is sox rockin! It gets stuck in your head and you’ll end up walking around singing it. Trust me on that too. I’ve done it myself. In fact, I’m singing it now. Just watch the movie, you’ll see what I mean.



                                              

Well, that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and go by and see Sasha. She’s handing out some spankings today so line up and drop trou. So while you wait for your spankings, I’m gonna bounce out here and get ready for some football. The season starts tonight and I got lots to do before kick off.

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! 

Zombie Zane

SPANK IT! SPANK THAT MONKEY! By: SASHA 'Spank me' SLAUGHTER

Hi there!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final day of man vs beast week!! I know, it's over already! What a shame!! NOT! =) Man vs beast is definitely not my thing, but I made it. Anyway, I'll be reviewing the movie Blood Monkey. It came out in 2007 and was directed by Robert M. Young. It's a foreign B-horror movie and it runs about 88 minutes. And, on a side note, it stars F.Murray Abraham (Anyone remember him from Scarface or Thir13en Ghosts??)

                                                                     
When six graduate students arrive in Africa to study the continents resident apes, things start getting deadly. They are accompanied by renowned Professor Hamilton. The students believe it's the chance of a lifetime, but quickly realize it's a life or death situation. As the chimps of the jungle start killing the students one by one, the survivors begin to wonder if they'll ever make it out alive.

The movie begins with three men setting a trap in the jungle. One of the men radios Hamilton to tell him that they caught something. Hamilton and Chenne, (His evil Chinese sidekick) go to the jungle to see what the men have found. They hear screaming noises and go to find that the ape has escaped and killed two of the men. Six college students are on the way to the jungle to study the apes with Professor Hamilton and another group. They are driven just short of their destination and dropped off. The driver tells him he won't go any further because there are bad things in jungle. They follow the trail when it suddenly stops. They decide to stay where they are until someone finds them. As night falls they begin to hear strange noises coming from the jungle. They hear something in the bush directly in front of them. Seth, one of the students, takes a camcorder and uses night vision and sees a pair of glowing eyes in the bush. Just then a little Chinese chick appears and throws a flare into the bush and the thing runs away.

                                                       
She tells them to follow her. They reach camp shortly after and settle in for the night. The following morning Hamilton comes into their tent and tells them that they are going exploring into undiscovered territory in the jungle where no one else has ever been. Before leaving they realize their cell phones and personal items have been stolen. Chenne comes out with a bag and says that she took everything. Hamilton tells them that he doesn't want to risk anything pertaining to their journey being leaked to the public. He takes them exploring in the jungle and asks them to climb down what he calls "Hamilton's Crater". When asked if he's ever been there before he hesitates and steals a glance at Chenne before telling them no. They continue exploring when they come to an area where there are tents set up. They begin to question Hamilton about them supposedly being the first ones there and then ask where the other group of people are that were supposed to be with them. He denies that there were supposed to be others and admits that he and Chenne have been in the valley before. They question him about the extra backpacks and he tells them they'll talk about it later before disappearing into a tent.

A few hours later Hamilton returns holding a skull. He passes it around to the students and asks them if they know what it is. None of them recognize it and he tells them that the creature it belongs to isn't extinct and exists in the jungle. Suddenly one of the men that tried to trap an ape before the students got there appears at camp all bloody and unable to speak. Hamilton takes him into a tent with Chenne and closes the tent so the students can't see in. They begin talking and wondering why Hamilton has them there if he's so protective of the species that he's searching for. They admit that they all feel like hostages and some of the students are considering leaving the following day. Later that night while Sidney is in the makeshift bathroom she hears noises next to her. She stands up and gets grabbed by the ankles and dragged away. That morning Seth asks Hamilton if he spoke to Sidney. He tells her that Sidney came to him and said that she wanted to go home so Chenne went with her to show her the way out of the jungle. Hamilton then tells him that they will be continuing their journey and to get the others ready.

                                                                    
Seth tells the others that they are going into uncharted territory and to get ready. They begin to suspect that something happened to Sidney but don't question her leaving. Nearby Chenne is dragging Sidney through the woods and then kicks her into the river leaves her there. Sidney climbs out and finds the trap that the men used to try and trap an ape. She climbs into it and moments later is face to face with one of the apes. It swipes its paw across her face and rips half of it off. Chenne arrives with the rest of the group shortly after and they ask Hamilton about Sidney and he quickly changes the subject. The students are getting suspicious and make a plan to steal Chenne's gun in the middle of the night and try to escape. They all agree that Hamilton isn't interested in the land they're on, but he's interested in whatever is living on it.

They stop to set up camp when Seth finds Sidney's necklace on the ground. Later that night they start hearing noises at camp. Greg tells Hamilton that he needs to start talking and explain himself. Hamilton tells them that he has discovered a new species that has been in Africa for years. He tells them that instead of them going to apes, he wants the apes to come to them. He says that he picked them because they wont want to share in the glory of finding a new species because they'll never be able to outshine him. Later on they start to make plans to take the gun. They are in their tents waiting for the right moment when it begins to rain, or so they think it's rain. After the "rain" stops Greg realizes that it wasn't rain, it was ape urine and he tells Dani and Josh that some animals piss on their prey before killing it. Just then Josh gets dragged out of the tent and into the jungle.

 They all follow Josh's screams through the jungle while Hamilton and Chenne try to hunt and kill one of the apes. Chenne shoots Greg while he's looking for Josh and ties him to a tree with his belt as bait for the apes. She lies on the ground and waits for them to find Greg so she can kill them. While waiting she keeps hearing noises behind her. When she looks at her watch she sees the reflection of one of the apes in it right before it kills her. (bye-bye evil Chinese bitch!). They then attack and kill Greg, who is still tied to the tree. Hamilton hears the commotion and finds Chenne's lifeless body on the ground. Seth comes up behind and him and accuses Hamilton of using them as bait and knowing that the land was dangerous before he brought them there. He threatens to tell everyone what Hamilton has done before Hamilton hits him and knocks him out.

He uses the GPS he put in the bracelets he made everyone wear to find Dani and Amy. He finds them hiding and tells them that everyone is dead and they are going to continue their search. He tells Dani to record him explaining that the group had been attacked by the apes and he says they'll continue the following day. He uses the GPS to try and find Sidney, thinking it will lead him right to the apes. He finds Sidney's arm hanging from a tree. He pulls the arm and something comes out of a tree and impales him. He tells Dani and Amy that the apes set the trap and then dies. Seth finds Dani and Amy and tells them they have get out of there. They run to where camp was set up but quickly realize that everything was gone. They keep running for a while before realizing that Dani disappeared. They look into the tree above and see her body dangling from a tree. They begin to run and find a cave and run into it to hide. They think they see Josh's light and run to find him. They use the night vision on the camcorder to find their way around when they realize that the cave is where the apes live. They start hearing growling noises and then....

                                            
What happens to the last two survivors? If you wanna know, then give Blood Monkey a watch!! Now then, it's time for me to ramble. Mmm...I don't really think I liked this movie very much. For one thing, the title was awfully misleading. Blood Monkey?? Well where the hell was blood and the monkeys? I mean, there was a decent amount of blood and some severed limbs, and a chick getting part of her face ripped off, but I thought there would be a bit more blood. And the monkeys? Where were they? I mean, you saw shadows in the jungle and shit, but the actual apes didn't even make an appearance until the last few minutes of the movie. Some scenes were shot kinda like you were seeing through the apes eyes and seeing what they saw. I wanted to see some big, murderous apes man!! I mean yeah, it was CGI and all, but still. When they did show the apes at the end they were hela creepy with their big fangs dripping with blood. They should have been in the movie the whole time.

The acting was sub par at best and a little over top at times. And that Chinese wench Chenne got on my nerves! She was so damn evil. I would have messed that bitch all up. Seriously! I was glad when that biotch got offed. And the professor was evil too, leading those poor college students to their demise! What a prick! Overall I'd give Blood Monkey a 3 out of 5. It sort of kept my interest throughout, but at times I was bored. It wasn't horrible but it was great either. You can definitely tell it was a B-horror creature feature, that's for sure. But nonetheless, it was a decent film. Now that you know how I feel about that, how about you go check out what Zombie Zane has going on. He'll gladly show you what he's got! And until next time, come back next week to see what we've got going on at Dead End Horror.
                                                                                                        

Sasha doing what she does...OUCH!

                                                                            

DON'T MESS WITH THE SQUATCH!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there! We are at it again here at Dead End Horror. And we're back to bring you man vs beast week (Booo!). Zane gets to boss me again, so this was his brilliant idea, because he knows I don't like these kind of movies very much. But hey, what can you do?? If there’s anything I've learned about life, it's that there are always going to be times when you have to do something that you don't like. So, with that being said, I'll deal. Anyway!! I'm going to tell you a little about the movie Assault of the Sasquatch. It came out in 2009 and was directed by Andrew Gernhard.

Authorities arrest ruthless bear poacher, Terry Drake, in the state park and impound his truck. But what they don't know is that inside of his truck is the legendary Sasquatch. Back at the precinct where they take Drake to book him, the Sasquatch escapes hoping to get revenge on the poacher who took him from his natural habitat.

 

 Drake and his two men are in the woods setting traps trying to find bears to kill and sell. They hear a loud noise in the woods and he tells one of his men to go see what it was. Shortly after he sees Sasquatch and shoots it with the tranquilizer. He tells them over the walkie talkies that he found it and that its huge. The officers sitting nearby hear him over their radio and decide to go investigate. They load Sasquatch into the truck and Drake calls a collector and tells him they caught something for his collection and asks for one million dollars for it.

It wakes up and tries to escape from the truck and Drake shoots it with more tranquilizers. He's quickly shutting the doors of the truck when the police arrive. They arrest him and take him to the precinct while one of the officers takes his truck back to the station. After they take Drake into the precinct, the Sasquatch escapes. It starts walking through the streets and looks into a window in some chicks house and sees her stripping and getting into the shower (His eyes get all wide and makes the funniest noise..omg! haha). He sneaks into her room and finds her bra and sniffs it before going into the bathroom and watching the girl shower. He's about to get a closer look when the girls dog comes into the room. The squatch gets agitated and stomps on poor fluffy and leaves. Two nerds, Don and Murph are running all over town asking people if they've seen the Sasquatch and freaking about being in the National Sasquatch Society. While the squatch was looking into the girls window they captured video of him on the girls roof. After they get the footage they freak out and decide to follow it.
                                   

                                                                        
Officers bring someone else into the precinct after they arrest Drake because the other station was full. As they are taking him back to the holding cells he sees officer Ryan Walker and tries to attack him. When Walker realizes that it's Talon, who was one of two people that broke into his home ten years earlier, he has a flashback of his wife and daughter in their house when his wife calls to tell him that someone broke in. He arrives at the house to find his wife dead and shoots one of the robbers. He realizes that the guy that was brought in was one of the intruders that was in his house whom he arrested. Talon starts talking shit to Drake and after a few minutes Drake offers to make a deal with Talon. He says that if Talon can get him out of there, Drake will give him a cut of the money he's going to make from selling the Sasquatch to the collector.

Just then Jessica comes into the room when she realizes who he is. She tells him that he ruined her life because his brother killed her mother. He tells her she deserved it because her father killed his brother. He tries to grab her through the cell bars when Jessica runs away. Officer Jameson walks in and sees him try to grab her. He grabs a hold of Talon and tells him to never touch her again. Talon looks at him and tells him made a big mistake and then stabs him in the throat with scissors. He takes Jameson's keys and unlocks his cell door. Drake asks him to let him out and Talon tells him no, that he has a score to settle. Just then they realize that the truck has been broken into. They go out to find the doors ripped open and a dead guy in the truck with his guts hanging out. They see the Sasquatch watching them from a few feet away. It starts running towards them and they run back into the precinct and lock the doors.

                                                              

Just then Talon shoots the breaker box and the power goes out. The back up generators kick on a few moments later only to go back out when Talon shoots the generator. The emergency lights come on and Krystal, one of the officers, decides to check on Drake. She goes into the room of holding cells to discover that Talon is gone and Jameson is dead. Drake laughs and tells her that Talon has a little score to settle. A few blocks away Jessica's boyfriend Leighton calls to let her know that she left her wallet there and he is coming to return it to her. He notices someone is following him and turns around and comes face to face with the Sasquatch. He maces it and it runs away. A few moments later it comes back and starts throwing things at him. (Rocks, tires...anything it gets its hands on). Jessica hears Leighton calling for her and looks outside to see him standing in front of the precinct all bloody and banged up. He starts walking toward the doors when the squatch appears and grabs him and runs away.                                                                      

                                                                    
They start hearing noises coming from the building. Jessica gets grabbed from the room by the Sasquatch. He drops her outside and starts sniffing her when Amy, the secretary at the precinct, comes out and throws a knife at it. She starts kicking it (Little chick has some mad squabbles...even it looked totally fake) and fighting it off with a police shield. He throws the shield aside and knocks her to the ground when Ryan comes out and shoots at it and they all run back inside. They decide to let Drake out so he can help them get out because he knows more about the Sasquatch.

They go into the evidence room in the basement to get weapons to arm themselves with in case they run into the Sasquatch. The two nerdy fucks run into the Sasquatch and start spazzing out when he kills the chubby one (Thank god he died! Ughh he was soo annoying). The other one tries to run but he impales him with a sign. Just then he sees Drake through the window and charges through the doors to get to him. Everyone is trying to fight him off with the weapons they got. The squatch gets stabbed and it slows him down enough for everyone to run. The Sasquatch leaves the precinct and Drake tells them that he is going to hide the bodies of the people he killed so no one knows anything is wrong. Ryan goes out to distract the Sasquatch while everyone escapes through a window and runs into an underground tunnel. He finally finds Drake and tries to attack him but he stabs it and gets away. The collector that Drake called arrives and exclaims that they've made a mess of everything.

 

                                                                                 
Krystal and Jessica get out of the tunnel when Talon appears and stabs Krystal and kidnaps Jessica. He ties her to a chair in the abandoned warehouse and tells her that he was the one who killed her mother. Jessica's father appears and starts to fight Talon. Jessica uses a pocket knife to cut the ropes to free herself. Talon comes at her and she stabs him in the stomach. Drake runs past with the Sasquatch close behind. He stops when he sees Talon and breaks his neck and runs after Drake. The squatch finds them in a room but before he can attack, the collector shows up shoots it with a bow thinger. Jessica asks who he is and just as he's telling them he's their savior, the Sasquatch kills the collector. Drake starts running and the Sasquatch follows him. They start fighting and Drake shoots him with a nail gun several times. He then grabs a chain saw but the Sasquatch knocks it out of his hands. The Sasquatch presses a button and something falls from the ceiling and crushes Drake. Drake flips off the squatch and it rips off his middle finger and puts it on his necklace (Yes, Sasquatch was wearing jewelry). He leaves the room and sees Ryan, Krystal, and Jessica and then...

                                                                            
OH NO!! And then what?? Hop on over to Netflix and watch Assault of the Sasquatch and find out! Now, lets hear what I have to say huh??? Where do I begin??? This movie was sooo cheesy and so over the top. Seriously! It was a total campy B movie and it shows. Some of the scenes looked like they were shot with someone’s home video recorder. For real! The acting was horrible and over done. And Sasquatch had long hair and...a necklace?? Really? I highly doubt if you find a squatch in the woods it will be wearing jewelry. That was just strange. And Don and Murph ( I'm a sexy bitch Murph...look at me!!) were horribly annoying but definitely added comedy to the mix. I laughed and cringed every time I saw them. A part of me wanted them to shut up and die, but another part was like HA! THEY'RE FUNNY! The chubby one was just soo over the top and always freaking out. It was hilarious! But I must say, when they got offed, I was sort of relieved 

                                                                                  
Overall I'd give Assault of the Sasquatch a 2.5 out of 5. It really wasn't that great at all. I mean, parts of it were definitely entertaining. It had that sort of tongue in cheek quality you see in a lot of campy B movies. There was a brief boob flash, and a decent amount of blood, and a chick with no legs crawling from the tunnel, which was cool. I don't think I'd watch it again though. It's OK once, but anything more than that would be borderline torture! So, that's that. Now how about you go check out Zane's list of the best man vs. beast movies!! He likes it when you check out his stuff!

Sasha 'The Chambermaid' Slaughter

                                                       

BEASTIALITY IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED!!! By: Zombie Zane

What’s good horror fans that run around in the daylight making cinder block yard art.  Looks like it’s time once again to do what we do and talk some horror.  For today’s post, I’ve put together a list of some of the best ‘Man vs. Beast’ horror films.  After all, that is the flavor of the week here at D.E.H.

Now before I get to the list, I gotta tell ya, there are a shitload of these films out there. Hell, you probably have some in your movie collection. Now understand, I’ve left out one particular iconic man vs. beast film.  SPOILER ALERT!! I didn’t include “Jaws.” Why you may ask? Well, let me tell ya. It’s a great movie and I am aware it’s classic MVB (man versus beast) but it’s been mentioned and talked about ad nauseam.  I know for a fact it’s appeared on several of our lists here. So that’s the reason I didn’t throw it in to the mix.  I just wanted to kinda throw in some other shit. Plus, it’s my blog, and I make the rules.  You don’t like it, then you can fuck off outta here and make your own list.                

So, enough foreplay. Let’s nude up and get to it, yes?

One more thought before the list. These films are not in any particular order. It’s just a list of ten. No more, no less. So anyway, here’s the list:

10.  20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (1954) Old school baby! And get this, it’s actually a Disney movie! No shit! A first here at D.E.H. I don’t think we’ve had a Disney movie here. Anyway, this ‘54 classic features an all star cast and actually won two Academy Awards. It’s good stuff and you should look into it. It’s on Netflix instant watch for those who wanna know.

9. Lake Placid (1999) This film has been mentioned here at DEH a time or two as well, but fuck it. This film rocks from start to finish.  Oliver Platt is awesome in this movie! Plus who doesn’t like a giant croc? Awesome movie all the way around.

8.  Deep Blue Sea (1999) Killer sharks with human intelligence is just a recipe for disaster.  I actually enjoyed this film. I know there’s some haters, but fuck, man, it’s really pretty cool. If you’re a fan of shark films not named “Jaws” go give it a watch.

7.  Godzilla (1998) Wouldn’t be a good list without this remake. C’mon man! Gotta put Godzilla on here. This is man versus beast at its best. I loved the Godzilla movies when I was a kid, and sometimes I still geek out to ‘em. ...”Oh No! There goes Tokyo! Go-go Godzilla!”

6.  King Kong (2005) Again, man versus beast at its finest. Loved this remake, loved the classic. This is one of the few MVB films where you actually root for the beast.  I normally hate remakes, but these is one of those exception to the rules.

5.  Man’s Best Friend (1993) Back to the 90's we go! Fuck I just realized 4 of the last 6 movies are from the ‘90's. Huh. Go figure. Anyway, this film stars Ally Sheedy and one pissed off canine. I hesitated to put this movie on here, but I liked it so it made the cut.

4.  Tremors (1990) Another one from the 90's? YIKES! Kevin Bacon stars in this movie about huge, man eating worms. To me, this is kinda like an old school monster movie. That’s one of the reasons I really liked this film. It’s corny and a bit campy, but it has lots of charm.

                                                                          
 3.  Anaconda (1997) J.Lo and a huge snake. Need I say more. And I think it has Ice Cube in it too.  “...My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun! Whapisssh!”

                                                                            
2.  Razortooth (2006) A giant eel that eats college students. What’s not to like? This actually is a pretty tripped out film. It’s directed by Patricia Harrington and this film really surprised me. But then again, I have low standards so I’m rarely disappointed.

                                                                                
1.  Cujo (1983) From the master of horror himself. This King adaptation scared the shit outta me! I was like terrified of dogs for a long time after seeing this movie. If I were putting this list in order, this would be my numero uno. One of the few King adaptations that worked on the big screen.

                                                                        
Well, there ya have it. All in all not a bad list. I just thought of another movie I should’ve added. I should’ve added “Piranha”. Whatever. Anyway, that’s all I got for today. Be sure and go by and see what Sasha’s up to. Her window is always open and if you’re lucky you may just get to see her undress.

Sasha's Bum!!

                                                                       
Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! 

Zombie Zane

                                                            

DRUNK & DEBAUCHEROUS BEHAVIORS...By: ZOMBIE ZANE

What’s good horror fans that love our shit and can’t wait to read more? Hope all had a very safe and debauchery filled Labor Day. I know here at Dead End Horror it was nothing but beer, vodka, mucho illegal substances and of course group sex.  That’s how we do here at The Horror. Sasha is such a bad influence on all of us.                                                      

                                                                  
Now before I get in today’s post, I gotta clear the air for a second.  It came to my attention that someone who reads this blog has been doing a bit of shit talking about your buddy Zombie Zane.  So, person who will remain nameless, one thing I gotta say...I’m gonna be dialing direct and  I may fuck around and use some foul and offensive language. So without further ado, this FUCK YOU is for you. Keep your stupid mouth shut you shit talking, down on all fours everynight, cocksucking, washed out hag.  Choke on it you stupid cunt! Choke on it!  You don't know me.  So keep your opinions and retarded comments to your fuckin' self.  Walk in my shoes, or get to know me first before you start runnin' that ignorant, cum receptacle, that you call a mouth.

                                                                     
There, now I feel a whole lot better about this situation.  Don’t you?

Now then, where was I? Oh yeah, today’s post. Today’s post is gonna be kinda a bit different. As you can tell from the above paragraph.  Sorry, I tend to wig.  In any case, today’s post is basically just gonna be a rundown of what we're gonna be doing this week at D.E.H. 

So here’s what we got on the docket for this week...This week is all about man versus beast.  This will totally be MAN vs. BEAST WEEK!! Hell to the yeah! Monster movies are fuckin’cool, yo! Anyway, the incredibly busty Sasha Slaughter will be giving her take on “Assault of the Sasquatch,” and “Blood Monkey.” Two pretty good man vs. beast films. So be sure and give her stuff a once over.  Or maybe a twice over.  She likes when you look at her stuff.  She does...trust me. I'm a professional.

As for me, your buddy Zombie Zane, I’m gonna be giving you a top five, or maybe a top ten list of some of the best man vs. beast type of films.  I’ll throw in my take on the film, “Grizzly Park,” and just for shits and giggles I’ll  educate you sheep on the movie, “The Breed.”

So we got bears, wild canines, and fuckin’ Sasquatch.  Add some killer apes to the mix and all in all not a bad week.  Not a bad week at all. So be sure and come back tomorrow and check us out.  After all, we are the horror blog with the most swagge.  And you ca believe that! On our worst day, our better is always, ALWAYS better than the other horror blogs better. 

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!