SHE'S BEAR DOWN THERE!! By: ZOMBIE 'SMOOTH' ZANE

What’s good horror fans that stay up all night and search for free porn? Thanks for taking a break and stopping by. I don’t have any free porn here (not in this post anyway.) But I do have a pretty good movie to tell ya about. It’s about a grizzly bear and a group of troubled youths. Are you interested yet? No? Then piss off outta here! Just kidding. I know you’re interested. So let’s cut the foreplay and get to today’s post, yes?

For today’s post, I’ve decided to go all Grizzly Adams on ya and tell you about this movie I ran across on Netflix. Have you seen the movie, “Grizzly Park” yet? You haven’t? No prob Bob, kick on back a sec and let me educate.

                                                                         
Anyway, “Grizzly Park” is a made in the U.S.A. horror film. It was released in February of 2008 and it was written and directed by Tom Skull. (Cool fuckin’ name for a horror director, no? Tom Skull!) It is available on Netflix instant watch and it runs just about an hour and forty minutes.  So after you read this and if you are so inclined, you can hop over to Netflix and give it a look-see.

PLOT: A group of eight troubled youths are sent to serve a week of community service at Grizzly Park.  Their punishment requires them to hike along the trails and pick up all the trash that the campers have left behind. Little do they know, that a very large, and a very hungry bear is waiting for them. I’m sure by now you can see where this story is going so I’ll stop there. If you want a more detailed description, hit IMDB. But be advised, this movie is awesome the less you know about it. Trust me.

                                                                                            
One of the things I really liked about this movie was the character of Ranger Bob. He’s a trip! Ranger Bob is the one who supervises the youths on the hiking trails. I mean you can’t just turn a bunch of fuck-ups lose in the woods. Gotta have some sort of adult authority. Anyway, you’ll dig the shit out of Ranger Bob.

 As far as what I thought about the film, I really liked it. It was funny, it was entertaining, and it had plenty of gore. Plus it had a great ending! Loved the fuckin’ ending! All in all I give this film a 3.5 out of a possible 5.   Not bad huh? I mean it’s a cut above average. And listen, some of these man versus beast movies are steaming piles of shit. Believe me. I’ve sat through plenty. But this one, this one I think you’ll really dig. And the opening song at the first is sox rockin! It gets stuck in your head and you’ll end up walking around singing it. Trust me on that too. I’ve done it myself. In fact, I’m singing it now. Just watch the movie, you’ll see what I mean.



                                              

Well, that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and go by and see Sasha. She’s handing out some spankings today so line up and drop trou. So while you wait for your spankings, I’m gonna bounce out here and get ready for some football. The season starts tonight and I got lots to do before kick off.

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! 

Zombie Zane