CREEPY LITTLE FUCKERS PART 2 BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Dead End Horror sheep that do the monster mash while having sex with aliens! What’s good? Hope everyone is geared up to have a kick ass Halloween this evening. Here at DEH we’ll be raising the dead in our underwear while we consume copious amounts of candy. What are you gonna be doing?

Anyway, this post is the last of our mega-Halloween edition. We’ve done all kinds of good shit today so if this is the first time you’re checking this out, go back to the first and start there. Don’t want you to miss out. Also, this is a continuation of my last post.

So as you may or may not know, my last post was all about Chiller’s top 13 creepy kids. I gave you my take on numbers 13-7. So, this post will be my take on numbers 6-1. I broke the post in two because it’s longer than hell and I don’t want to overload your senses. So, now that we are on the same page, let me continue with my take on Chiller’s 13 Creepy Kids.


ZOMBIE ZANE’S TAKE ON CHILLER’S TOP 13 CREEPY KIDS
 

6.  Coming in at the 6, Chiller picked Samara from, ‘The Ring.’ I agree to some extent. I wouldn’t have ranked her as high up on the list as they have her, but she would no doubt make the cut. I think I would’ve put her around 10, maybe 11. Anyway, she comes in at the 6.

 
 

5.  ‘...What a wonderful day for an exorcism.’  Linda Blair comes in at the 5 for her role in a little film called, “The Exorcist.” I agree here. I would have her at my number one though. 5 just seems a little too low for me. Especially when you see who they picked for 1.

 

 

4.  Fuck Home Alone! How about Henry from “The Good Son.” I’m talking about Macaulay Culkin for those who have no idea about this movie. I do agree with this one as well. The dark barking scene and the highway man are two of my favorite parts of this film. Great movie! But again, I think he’s a little too high on the list.

 

 

3.  At the 3 spot, we have little Esther from, ‘The Orphan.’ FUCK YEAH! I totally agree here and I agree with her being in the 3 spot. What a trippy fucking film that was! What’s not creepy about an older woman who looks like a kid, wants to fuck her adopted dad and cut off her brother’s pillypacker? CREEPY! One of my favorite horror films as of late.

 
 

2  Coming in at the 2, we have Gage from Stephen King’s Pet Sematary adaptation. I agree here too.  ‘...Now I wanna play with yooooooooooou....’ Yikes and egads! Gage is for sure one creepy little fuck. As far as his 2 spot, I don’t know, maybe a little high here for me but he is well deserving of making the cut.

 

 

1.  Here we are at the 1. I HATE, HATE THIS FUCKING PICK!! For the 1, Chiller choose Damien from, ‘The Omen.’ First off, I hate this movie. It’s old, slow and stuffy. Secondly, I get he’s the son of Satan and all, but fuck off! What about little Michael Myers in this spot? I mean HELLO! Or what about Jason from Friday the 13th? He’s a creepy little fuck too. I totally disagree here. I hate the pick and I hate the movie.

Aren’t all lists kinda anti-climatic at the end? But whatever. Anyway, there you have it. My take on Chiller’s 13 Creepiest Kids. Hope yo enjoyed the list. Also, this is the last post for today. It’s getting late and Sasha and I have some Halloween skullduggery to get to. I think there may be an orgy in our future.

One more thing before we get outta here, please be safe tonight. I know we talk a lot of shit here, but for real. If you drink, don’t drive. There’s gonna be kids and stuff out and we don’t want any accidents. Be responsible, okay.

So on that note, take care, stay a-scared, hope you enjoyed our Halloween shit. Have a happy Halloween and we’ll be back on Thursday.  Be safe everyone!  I am out!

ZOMBIE ZANE

CREEPY LITTLE FUCKERS! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Dead End Horror Creeps! What’s good? It is officially October 31, 2011. Halloween. Don’t ya dig this time of year? Fucking great, right? Throughout the day, we’ve been posting some cool Halloween shit for you to look at and read. So if this is the first post you’ve seen, go back and start at the first. There’s some cool poems, a short story, and some cool Halloween pictures.

As far as this post goes, this will be the next to last post of the day. I mean it’s Halloween night after all and Sasha and I have to be at the graveyard by 7p.m. What? Did you think we were gonna be posting shit all day?

Anyway, as you may or may not know, over the weekend Chiller aired one of their specials. They counted down the top 13 creepiest kids. So in lieu of that, I thought that it would be a good idea to let you know what I thought of the show. I am a professional after all. So kick back and let me tell you what I thought of the show. SPOILER ALERT! I will be breaking this post into two. It’s too long to type out all at once. So, this post is gonna be what I thought of 13-7. Got it? We all on the same page here? Good.

ZOMBIE ZANE’S TAKE ON CHILLER’S 13 CREEPY KIDS

13.  At 13, they put the kid from ‘The 6th Sense.’ Ya know, ‘...I see dead people...’ Not sure I agree here. The puking girl was far more creepier. In my opinion, she should’ve made the cut. What’s not scary about a ghost that shows up in your bed and vomits? Fuck me!

 

 

12.  What about Isaac from Stephen King’s adaptation of ‘Children of the Corn.’ Now this little fuck is uber creepy. He had that pimpin’ hat and that high pitched kinda voice. Totally agree with this pick. Watch out for he who walks behind the rows.

 

 

11.  Coming in at 11, they picked Claudia from ‘Interview with the Vampire.’ I’m kinda on the fence here. She was a malicious little girl. She whacked out a lot of fucking people in that film. Plus she slit Lestat’s throat. I hate Anne Rice’s shit, but this movie was okay. Middle of the road.

 

 

10.  Now this next one I totally disagree. At the 10, they picked Carol Anne from the film ‘Poltergeist.’ I mean, not creepy. Not her anyway. The movie was creepy, but her, not so much. I love the film, but disagree with the pick.

 

 

9.  REDRUM! REDRUM! At the 9 they picked Danny from ‘The Shining.’ I totally agree here! Creepy little fuck and his ability! I loved the book but not so much the movie. Kubrick really fucked it up in my opinion. I agree with King on this issue. But nonetheless, little Danny from ‘The Shining’ fo sho creepy!

 

 

8.  Now at the 8, Chiller picked Abby from the film, ‘Let Me In.’ Now I HATE this fucking remake! Hate it! It’s a pile of fuck compared to the original. But I do agree with the pick here. Although, I would have used the girl from the original. She was a way better actor. Good pick though. Vampire kids are creepy.

 

7.  Now this pick really blew me away! For the 7, they choose to put in Wednesday Addams. What the fuck? Really? No fucking way! ‘The Addams Family’ is more like a comedy for me. I know that she kills her brother and shit like that, but still, not creepy. By the way, I’m talking about the remake here. Not the original TV series. But whatever. I disagree with this.

Well, that’s part one. I’ll post the other half in an hour or so. So in the meantime, feel free to stay here and hang out. Sasha's got some good shit cooking, and I think she may be taking volunteers for our human sacrifice that's going down tonight. So stay a while. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Have a safe and Happy Halloween! 

ZOMBIE ZANE

TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN Dead End Horror Sheep that worship the devil and jerk off to women that were sheep PJ pants. What’s new? Hope everyone is enjoying Halloween thus far, I know we are. Anyway, this post is going to be nothing but Halloween pics of Halloween shit. I’ll tell a little about each picture along the way. So let’s cut out the foreplay and let me show you some kick ass Halloween pictures. Most of these are of decorations and shit like that, there may be a few of yours truly in Halloween costumes as well.  So kick on back and let me show you how Zombie Zane does Halloween....

This pic was taken at my buddy's place, creepy ain't it?
 

YOU RAAAANG? Meet Bruce the butler. 

If I were you, I'd do what the sign says....
 

YIKES! Ain't she hot??

Open up and say ahhhh! The one and only Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker. She bites! 

This is a decoration that my buddy hung on his mantle. Creepy von Creep Creep! One of my favorites.
 

Fuck ICP! This is one creepy motherfucking clown! He could for sure take out Pennywise!

This was last years Halloween costume. Damn, my hair is so short! Anyway, this is one of my favorite costumes.

Okay, this is this year's costume. Not real sure what I am, but I think it looks pretty creepy.




Well, there's just a small sample of some cool ass Halloween shit. Hope you enjoyed looking over them. Anyway, that's all for this post, be sure and check back often today as we will be posting shit throughout. Until then, take care, stay a-scared, and have a safe and happy Halloween.

COME AND RIDE ON ME BROOMSTICK BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Happy Halloween creeps and creepettes! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror on this spooktacular 31st of October. I hope you enjoy what we've got in store for you! It's sure to make your skin crawl...or not. Either way, I promise you, it will more than likely be awesome! =) Today I'll be giving you a little taste of what I do best, and that's poetry my friends. I figured since it's Halloween I'd give you a few Halloween themed poems to sink your fangs into. So enough talk, let's get to it shall we?

THE WITCHES SACRIFICE

Bound thy feet and cut out thy tongue,

they must sacrifice him by midnight for their youth,

and so it shall be done.

They surround the cauldron as they chant their spell,

preparing the man in front of them,

as he stares at them like they've come straight from hell.

Midnight is coming, theres no time to waste,

they must brew their potion and perfect the taste.

The naked man in front of them attempts to escape,

but they've already begun to dismember him,

thus sealing his fate.

The clock strikes twelve and man knows that the time is here,

as the witches stand before him,

he no longer feels any fear.

They promise soon that he will be dead,

as they stir their potion and cut off his head.

The witches desired youth,

the ability to once again be young,

they did everything that the spell required,

and so it was done.

WOW!! How messed up am I?? haha! Well, I guess now that you've read these, it gives you more insight into my warped mind =). Anyway, I hope that you liked them and that they got you into the Halloween mood! They certainly got me into it. Since you're here creeping on my weirdness, how about you stop by and see what Zane's got on the slab for Halloween. It's sure to be creepy! And don't forget to check back on Tuesday for all new stuff here at Dead End Horror. And one more time, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Sasha Slaughter

HALLOWEEN HUMPFEST BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERFUCKERS! Holy shit! Can you believe Halloween is here already?  This past weekend has been murder here at Dead End Horror. Literally. We raised the dead, got/gave some head. Plus we even had time to throw in an orgy with Satanists and a coven of witches. Sasha and I do like our drunk and debaucherous behavior. So enough about us. What about you?

Since today is Halloween and all, Sasha and I decided to do a mega Halloween post. We’re gonna be doing all kinds of cool shit here today. We got short stories, some Halloween poems, we’re gonna be sharing some of our own Halloween photos with y’all and I’m gonna be giving you my take on Chiller’s 13 Scariest Kids that aired over the weekend. So see, we have a ton of good shit for your ass today. So kick back and spend some time with us.

Okay, this post is gonna be a short story that I wrote a while back. I wrote this for Yahoo so it’s on the PG-13 level. But it’s still a good story if I do say so my self. It takes place in the 50's and it involves escaped mental patients. So see, fucking creepy creep already. Anyway, here’s my short story, enjoy....

OCTOBER 31, 1955

“...We interrupt your scheduled programing to bring you the latest on the three patients that escaped earlier today from The Johnson & Dane State Mental Hospital. Police have just discovered the bodies of three unidentified youths near Bronson Park. Authorities believe that these murders are in fact connected to the three escaped patients.

The investigating officers are not giving out much details at the moment except that the victims were found in their Halloween costumes but were missing their masks and Halloween candy pails. Authorities urge everyone to lock all doors and windows and stay inside as this is a very serious situation. Stay tuned as this tragic story continues to unfold. We now return you to your regular scheduled program already in progress....” 

“Glen, did you hear that?” Nancy asked. “Those poor kids. Maybe we should get out of here and head over to Freddy’s party.”

He took a break from trying to undo Nancy’s bra and sat up back in his seat. “C’mon kitty-cat, don’t be afraid. They said near Bronson Park. Not in Bronson Park. Besides, I didn’t hear any sirens, did you?”

“Of course you didn’t. You were too busy trying to get to second base.” Nancy said as she straightened out her blouse.

“Second base, hell, I was wanting to round third.”                               

She slapped playfully at his arm. “You pig! Is that all you think about?”

“No. I’m far more deeper than you give me credit for.”Glen said just as he let out a huge burp and blew it in her direction.

“Eww, you are such a pig! I don’t know why I even date you Glen Barlow.”

“Because you love me and one day we’re gonna be able to spend...” Glen froze. Outside of the passenger window was someone wearing a Bugs Bunny mask. A Bugs Bunny mask that was much to small for the face that it was trying to conceal.

“BEHIND YOU!” Was all that Glen was able to get out.

“What? There’s nothing there,” said Nancy as she peered out of the window.

“First you burp in my face, and now you’re trying to scare me. Not funny Glen. Not funny at all.”

“Nancy, I swear...there was...something there. It was somebody wearing a Bugs Bunny mask.”

“Bugs Bunny? Get real. If you’re just gonna play games then you can take me home.”

“Nancy, I’m not. I’m not playing games. I really saw something.”

Before she could retort, a loud, thud came from the roof of the car.

“See, I told you I saw somebody! I told you!” Glen said as he reached up to start the car. Another echoing thud was preceded by an intense banging coming from the rear of the car. It sounded like someone was pummeling the car with a bunch of sledgehammers.

“Get us out of here!” Nancy said hysterically.

“I’m trying, I’m trying! The damn car won’t start!”Glen said as he frantically turned the ignition over and over.

The two of them screamed and clutched each other tightly as the unrelenting  pounding intensified. Then the rocking started. Someone or something was rocking the car from side to side. Whatever it was, it seemed to have the strength of more than one man. Maniacal laughter could be heard from outside in the darkness.

 And just like that, the ferocious pounding and furious rocking ceased. Maybe it was just the calm before the storm. Or maybe it was a trick to get them out of the vehicle. The calm and silence made Glen and Nancy even more uneasy.

“I’m going to turn on the headlights,” said Glen.

He reached down, grabbed the small black knob and turned on the headlights. In front of the car stood three masked figures. One was wearing a Bugs Bunny mask, the other was wearing a Bozo the Clown mask, and the third figure was wearing a Frankenstein mask.

The three figures slowly approached the front of the car and stopped just a foot or so from the bumper. All three turned around in unison and pulled their pants down exposing three shinny white hinny’s.

“Trick or Treat!” the three of them yelled.

The three masked mooners turned back around and removed their masks and pulled up their pants. There stood Freddy, Jason, and of course Michael. All three were laughing hysterically.  Nancy and Glen looked at each other. They had just been tricked.  Happy Halloween indeed.

After a brief exchange of pleasantries and some colorful language, Freddy, Jason and Michael followed Glen and Nancy out of Bronson Park and back to the party that was still going on at Freddy’s.

A few minutes after all had left Bronson Park, three masked figures stepped out from the underbrush. They had been so close. They had been so close to getting some wheels. So close until a car load of three teens showed up forcing them back into the underbrush. After a few moments of staring out into the darkness, the three masked figures retreated back to their hiding place. Another car pulled up to where Glen and Nancy had parked and cut off it’s headlights.
                           
Scary, scary! Anyway, hope you enjoyed that bit of awesomeness. If you didn't fuck you and die. Not really. So, be sure and check back off and on today. Sasha and I will be posting throughout so you wanna be sure and see what we got next. Until then, take care, stay a-scared, and have a very safe and Happy Halloween!

FATHER ZANE

   

CANDY AIN'T THE ONLY THING TASTY HERE BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Happy Halloween creepes and creepettes! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror on this spooktacular 31st of October. Hope you enjoy what we've got in store for you! It's sure to make your skin crawl...or not. Either way, I promise you, it will more than likely be awesome! =) Today I'll be giving you a little taste of what I do best, and that's poetry my friends. I figured since it's Halloween I'd give you a few Halloween themed poems to sink your fangs into. So enough talk, let's get to it shall we?

 RAZORBLADE CANDY

His fingers tremble in anticipation as the time grows near,

he always gets incredibly excited during this time of year.

He makes his preparations,

he knows what he must do,

the insatiable lust for death to him is nothing new.

His room filled with horrors is where he will go,

getting ready for tonight,

well aware that his victims will never know.

He snaps on his rubber gloves and begins his quest,

poisoning the candy that will cause imminent death.

Razors and poison are his weapons of choice,

he can already hear them pleading in a small fragile voice.

The first child arrives in costume alone with no friends,

as he takes the mans candy,

he has no idea his life will soon end.

The man tells him to stay and talk a little more,

the child eats his candy and falls to the floor.

The man wastes no time as he drags the child inside,

he takes him down to basement,

where all of his victims he hides.

He checks the childs pulse to make sure that he's dead,

and moans in pure ecstasy as he begins to remove the little boys head.

WOW!! How messed up am I?? haha! Well, I guess now that you've read these, it gives you more insight into my warped mind =). Anyway, I hope that you liked them and that they got you into the Halloween mood! They certainly got me into it. Since you're here creeping on my weirdness, how about you stop by and see what Zane's got on the slab for Halloween. It's sure to be creepy! And don't forget to check back on Tuesday for all new stuff here at Dead End Horror. And one more time, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Sasha Slaughter