2012 & DRY HUMPING By: The Dead End Horror Writers

Hello Dead End Horror fans that survived the New Year and decided to do a little drunk dialing. What’s new? Holy fuck it’s been a while! Did you miss us? No? Liars. Well, we missed all of you guys. Missed you like a STD. No, for real, glad to be back here and we’re glad that you’re back with us.

So this week, Sasha and I are going to be working on some new shit here at DEH. So, like we won’t be doing anything new. Basically we’re gonna hit the archives and re-post some of our ancient shit. Which will be cool for all you new readers. But it will suck the sac if you’ve been with us from the first.

But, yeah, we’re gonna be re-formatting, re-tooling, basically overhauling this thing. But not to worry, it’s all for the better. We’ll be done by next week and then we’ll be posting some brand new shit. So please to hang tight, okay. 

Anyway, glad you guys are back, hope all had a very Happy Holidays, and please, come back as often as you like. We love the company and we know that you do to. And to the haters out there that wanna criticize and put us down, your hate just makes us better. So thank you guys so much.

Until next time, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter welcoming everyone back. Thanks for you constant support. C-ya on the flip side of things.