Zombies...Blood...and a Friendly Sociopath By: Sasha Slaughter

Oh well hey there DEH fans!! Thanks for checking us out! In case you didn't know, as of this month Zane and I have had the blog for 1 year. Wow! Crazy right? So we wanna thank all of our fans, new ones, and ones that have been there from the beginning. We appreciate you showing us some love by reading our stuff. We will continue to rock your socks for as long we can. 

Now, let's get down to business. Today I'll be doing another movie review for you freaks. I also found this movie on Netflix, it's called DIE-ner (get it?). It's a B movie about a zombie apocalypse. What's not to like? It came out in 2010 and was written by Patrick Horvath. So let me give you my review, huh?

A sociopathic serial killer named Ken stops at a small town diner and quickly befriends graveyard-shift waitress Rose. Winning over his trust, Rose tells him how she ended up in the lonesome diner. Ken seems genuinely interested, until he slits her throat. He then finds Fred, the unsuspecting cook, and kills him too. He stuffs their bodies in the walk-in freezer and cleans up the crime scene when his escape is thwarted when bickering married couple Kathy and Rob come into the diner. 

He pretends that he works at the diner and is friendly at first. He sits at their booth, with his pocket knife ready to kill the couple when the small town Sheriff arrives at the diner. The situation turns volatile when Fred and Rose stumble out of the freezer, in search of some flesh to munch on. Ken holds Rob, Kathy, and Sheriff Duke hostage, but with the zombie up-rising in full effect, Ken does his best to come up with a plan to flee both the law, and a fate much worse than death.

ZZZZZZZZZZ WOW!! What a pile of B movie shit my friends. Sure, it sounds good right? Well, that's because I wrote it, but anyway, it's actually really terrible. The acting is bad...the plot is bad.. the dialogue was bad...everything is just bad. I don't even know who any of those people are. But I will say that the movie did have that B movie humor in it. I laughed a few times, but that doesn't make up for how terrible the movie was. 

I think throughout most of the movie, there were like 5 zombies...I was like WTF?? Where are the zombies??? And then with five minutes of the movie left, that's when the zombies start like taking over the diner and killing people. There could have been more zombies though. It's supposed to be about a zombie apocalypse...I don't think that 10 zombies really counts as an apocalypse...do you?

I will say that the zombies looked pretty decent. There was a good amount of blood too...and a severed finger...and two severed heads. Not too bad. Overall I'd give DIE-ner (get it?) a 2 out of 5. I was actually pretty bored throughout the whole movie, I sort of wanted to take a nap. 

As you all know, I loves me some zombies, but the ones in this movie didn't do a thing for me. It's on Netflix if you wanna check out, you don't have to take my word for it. Thanks for taking the time and stopping by Dead End Horror!

Chocoalte Cake and Sodomy By: Zombie Zane

Put it in your mouth and suck it and suck it! What’s up Dead End Horror fans and noted apple turnovers? So it’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for me to post some shit. Aren’t you excited?

Anyway, what I got for you today is some Zombie Zane original shit. For the past few weeks I’ve been doing some short story writing for Yahoo! to go along with my sports shit. For those of yous who don’t know I do freelance writing. What? Did you think this was like my only job?

So this is where I’m gonna hit you up for a favor. I need some hits on some of these stories. You don’t have to read the shit. I mean you can if you want but I just need you to click on the links below. You click, I get paid and you ultimately get nada in return. Except the satisfaction of helping me out.

Don’t get me wrong, these are some good stories. I did write them after all. They are of the
PG-13 variety so I couldn’t say cunt or fuck or shit like that. And I had to edit some of the horror so they are bit watered down but good nonetheless.

So without further ado, here’s the links. Click ‘em and help your old buddy out. I Appreciate your support.

El Lobo

Not Her

Skulls and Thugs

Well, that’s all I got for today. Be sure and see what Sasha’s up to. If your lucky she may have something good to show you. IF you’re not lucky...you are shit out of luck my friends. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. See you tomorrow.

A Rotting Corpse in Lingerie...And She's Got Yuck Mouth Too! By: Sasha Slaughter

Hey there snitches and bitches!! Yes, that's right, Zane and I are back!!! Did you miss us? Yes?? I know!!! Who the hell wouldn't, right? Anyway, things are back in full swing here at DEH and we'll be bringing you awesome shit this week, as usual. Today I'll be telling you about a movie I came across on Netflix. The flim is titled Ghosts of GoldField, and is said to be based on actual events that happened in GoldField, Nevada. The movie stars Roddy Piper (Rowdy Roddy Piper this is, and Kellan Lutz, the dude from Twilight) and was directed by Ed Winfield. Let me fill you in on the details, ehh?

Five college film students decide to head to the Nevada town of Goldfield, where it's rumored that an old hotel is haunted. Julie and her friends decide to check the place out and get permission from the lone bartender, still living in the derelict town, to investigate the Goldfield Hotel. Upon entering, Julie begins to hear strange whispers and screams, but no one else can hear them. The team is hoping to catch a glimpse of Elizabeth Walker, who was killed by her cruel lover in room 109 for being unfaithful and having a child to another man. Soon, the team also begins hearing strange whispers, most often hearing "Where's my baby?"

They see who they believe to be Elizabeth and follow her around the motel, where she quickly vanishes. Julie begins to have flashbacks and realizes that when Elizabeth's lover found out she had cheated, he killed her 2 week old baby, and then tortured and killed her. She also finds out that Elizabeth roams the halls in search of her infant daughter night after night, while reliving her death. 

Julie soon comes to the realization that a terrible family secret ties her grandmother to the tragic events that ended Elizabeth's life. And Julie comes to the terrifying conclusion that there is only way to end Elizabeth's torture, and that includes sacrificing herself. Forever.

Dun dun dun!!!! What ever will she do??? If you really wanna know, head on over to Netflix and check it out. Me, I wouldn't watch this again if you paid me. It really wasn't that good. The acting was terrible...I mean...just awful. And the whiny little klepto chick with the ugly fur boots really got on my nerves. I'm glad she died first, and what a way she died too! I won't go into detail, but it was kinda cool. 

There wasn't a whole lot of blood, and when there was, it kinda looked like cranberry juice. Weird. There were like....3 or 4 death scenes. They weren't great, but they weren't horrible. I think my fave was one that involved 2 inch long black fingernails and alot of blood. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. Ohh and I can't forget the possession and dry hump scene...way cheesy. And it was with whiny klepto, so it was mucho annoying.

The film kind of dragged on in some parts, and it just wasn't believable. Ohh and the dead chick, Elizabeth, one minute she was all grotesque with gross teeth and yuck mouth, the next she's dressed in little skimpy lingerie...WHAT?? And who knew they had lingerie like that back in the 30's?? I sure didn't. But in the flashbacks, she's dressed in a long white nightgown thinger....I don't get it!! 

Anyway, I'd give Ghosts of Goldfield a 2 out of 5. Like I said, the acting was terrible, and I didn't really get the ending...I'm confused!! I really doubt I'd watch this again, and I probably wouldn't recommend seeing it, unless you're into dead chicks in skimpy lingerie, then by all means, enjoy. Well, that's all I gotta say about that, don't forget to check out what Zane's got going on this week...he may even wear his MP's while he writes! Thanks for stopping by!

Is My Ass too Big for these Zombie Pants? By: Zombie Zane

Well shit the bed! It’s been a long goddamn time but Sasha and I are back and in full force. What’s good Dead End Horror fans that are noted apple turnovers? It’s good to be back. Didn’t you miss us? We missed you. Well...sorta.

Anyway, this week at DEH Sasha and I will be talking about all kinds of cool shit. I think I may review a couple of horror movies, maybe do a bracket style thing having to do with horror’s hottest ladies, who the fuck knows. Just rest assured that it will be some cool shit.

As far as what Sasha has going on, I have no clue. I ain’t talked to her yet. But as always it will be entertaining and very stimulating. I usually force her to do shit she hates and I doubt this week will be any different. Maybe I’ll make her watch some old black and white shit...Or maybe I’ll make her watch some vampire lesbos...you’ll just have to check back. 

So, I guess that’s all I have for now. Kinda made this post short and sweet. But as I said, we are officially back and we will be having new posts all this week. And a big thank you to all of you who are still following us. It’s been a while and you patience is appreciated. And to those of yous who left us for dead...Fuck you.

On that note, we’ll be here tomorrow doing what we do best. Until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out.