A Rotting Corpse in Lingerie...And She's Got Yuck Mouth Too! By: Sasha Slaughter

Hey there snitches and bitches!! Yes, that's right, Zane and I are back!!! Did you miss us? Yes?? I know!!! Who the hell wouldn't, right? Anyway, things are back in full swing here at DEH and we'll be bringing you awesome shit this week, as usual. Today I'll be telling you about a movie I came across on Netflix. The flim is titled Ghosts of GoldField, and is said to be based on actual events that happened in GoldField, Nevada. The movie stars Roddy Piper (Rowdy Roddy Piper this is, and Kellan Lutz, the dude from Twilight) and was directed by Ed Winfield. Let me fill you in on the details, ehh?

Five college film students decide to head to the Nevada town of Goldfield, where it's rumored that an old hotel is haunted. Julie and her friends decide to check the place out and get permission from the lone bartender, still living in the derelict town, to investigate the Goldfield Hotel. Upon entering, Julie begins to hear strange whispers and screams, but no one else can hear them. The team is hoping to catch a glimpse of Elizabeth Walker, who was killed by her cruel lover in room 109 for being unfaithful and having a child to another man. Soon, the team also begins hearing strange whispers, most often hearing "Where's my baby?"

They see who they believe to be Elizabeth and follow her around the motel, where she quickly vanishes. Julie begins to have flashbacks and realizes that when Elizabeth's lover found out she had cheated, he killed her 2 week old baby, and then tortured and killed her. She also finds out that Elizabeth roams the halls in search of her infant daughter night after night, while reliving her death. 

Julie soon comes to the realization that a terrible family secret ties her grandmother to the tragic events that ended Elizabeth's life. And Julie comes to the terrifying conclusion that there is only way to end Elizabeth's torture, and that includes sacrificing herself. Forever.

Dun dun dun!!!! What ever will she do??? If you really wanna know, head on over to Netflix and check it out. Me, I wouldn't watch this again if you paid me. It really wasn't that good. The acting was terrible...I mean...just awful. And the whiny little klepto chick with the ugly fur boots really got on my nerves. I'm glad she died first, and what a way she died too! I won't go into detail, but it was kinda cool. 

There wasn't a whole lot of blood, and when there was, it kinda looked like cranberry juice. Weird. There were like....3 or 4 death scenes. They weren't great, but they weren't horrible. I think my fave was one that involved 2 inch long black fingernails and alot of blood. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. Ohh and I can't forget the possession and dry hump scene...way cheesy. And it was with whiny klepto, so it was mucho annoying.

The film kind of dragged on in some parts, and it just wasn't believable. Ohh and the dead chick, Elizabeth, one minute she was all grotesque with gross teeth and yuck mouth, the next she's dressed in little skimpy lingerie...WHAT?? And who knew they had lingerie like that back in the 30's?? I sure didn't. But in the flashbacks, she's dressed in a long white nightgown thinger....I don't get it!! 

Anyway, I'd give Ghosts of Goldfield a 2 out of 5. Like I said, the acting was terrible, and I didn't really get the ending...I'm confused!! I really doubt I'd watch this again, and I probably wouldn't recommend seeing it, unless you're into dead chicks in skimpy lingerie, then by all means, enjoy. Well, that's all I gotta say about that, don't forget to check out what Zane's got going on this week...he may even wear his MP's while he writes! Thanks for stopping by!