Found Footage of my Nut Sac By: Zombie Zane

Hey cumba-chumba! What’s good Dead End Horror fans? So this week Sasha and I are blogging about shit we haven’t seen yet in the horror movie world. Believe it or not, we haven’t seen every horror movie out there. Shocking I know.

Anyway, I just watched the movie, ‘The Amityville Haunting.’ Why did I watch it? I’m not sure. What can I say. I’m mildly amused by Amityville shit. Plus I had heard some shit about it and wanted to find out for myself. All I can say is you may want to avoid this one. 

SO this film is from 2011 and it is, get this...the 10th film inspired by the original. 10 films! Fuck me silly and call me Shirley. Really? I think they may be beating a dead horse here. Anyway, let me run down this film a little bit and then you can decide if you wanna peep it out or not.

Let me start off by saying it’s another one of those found footage type of deals. Dead HORSE! Fuck it, enough of that shit already. Anyway, it’s about a family that moves into the old, famous Amityville home. They obviously all got offed and their footage was the only thing found. There’s a fucking surprise. 

This thing had some creepy shit in it. But nothing I haven’t already seen. Maybe that explains why it went straight to DVD. Ya know, some originality would be nice. It seems like all the horror films lately are found footage. Tired of it.

Overall, I give this film a solid 2 out of 5. It wasn’t even middle of the road for me. And I usually dig Asylum films. Like I know they’re low budget but for the most part they’re worth a watch. This one is too if you’re not done with the found footage thing. But as for Sasha and I, we are totally done. 

This thing is available on Netflix instant watch if you are so inclined. Maybe check it out tonight if you don’t have anything else going on. Or maybe you’d rather watch paint dry. Or watch my pubic hair grow. Either way.

On that note that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and see what Sasha’s up to. I haven’t seen her yet today so that leads me to believe she’s doing something naughty. Let’s go find out, yes?

Until tomorrow, take care and stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and shopping for tuna net grease.

Stay off the Moors By: Sasha Slaughter

Aww yeah, it's me again! How are you all you freaks out there doing? Thanks for stopping by today to see what's going on. I'll be keeping with the theme of "Shit I haven't seen" week, and I'll be telling you a little about the movie An American Werewolf in London. That again is shit I haven't seen. I wasn't even born when the movie came out. NEW SCHOOL! 

An American Werewolf in London is a 1981 horror film that was written and directed by John Landis. And here's a bit of info, the late Michael Jackson said that An American Werewolf in London was the reason he wanted Landis to work with him on his music videos for Thriller and Black and White. Who knew?? And in June in 2009, it was announced that a remake of the film was in the works, but has since been delayed due to other commitments. Let me watch it and tell you a little about it!

The film begins with two American friends, David and Jack, on a backpacking holiday in England. The men find a village pub but once inside, they realize they are not wanted there, and quickly leave. The men tell them to stay on the road and away from the moors. The two venture deep into the moors at night and hear strange noises that are dangerously close to them. They are attacked by a werewolf, which results in Jack's death and David being taken to a nearby London hospital. Shortly after, David begins seeing disturbing apparitions of Jack and having strange dreams. Jack tells David that when the next full moon comes David will transform into a werewolf and kill innocent people. He then tells David that his living-dead victims will wander in limbo until the last bloodline of the wolf is destroyed, meaning that David must die.

RAWR!!!!!!! I must say, I was really impressed with this movie. I am totally new school, but I enjoyed watching it. There was a mix of comedy and horror, and the music they played...it was perfect, it totally fit what was happening. I know I banged on John Landis before, because let's face it, Deer Woman sucked. But I think I might like him just a little bit now. He has redeemed himself. I have to say, the werewolf transformation scene was amazing. It was so creepy! Some parts were a tad cheesy, but for the most part it was incredible. I said the werewolf scene in Trick r' Treat was the best, I stand corrected.

The corpse of Jack was actually pretty entertaining, and he got creepier and creepier each time that he showed up. The special effects make up was phenomenal. Of course nowadays it's a bit dated, but still great nonetheless. 

Overall I'd give An American Werewolf in London a 3.5 out of 5. I was impressed with the special effects and the gore factor. I think that this just may be my new favorite werewolf movie. And I absolutely would watch this again...many times. Since you're checking out my stuff, go see Zane too, he loves company. Thanks for stopping by DEH.

The Zombies are Ragin! By: Sasha Slaughter

Happy heart day blog stalkers! It's yours truly Sasha Slaughter here with you. Hope you're ready for another week of socks rocking. Zane and I will be bringing you "Shit I haven't seen week". Awesome right??? I thought so too! And today I'll be telling you about a movie called Quarantine 2: Terminal, because it's some shit I haven't seen. Yay!! Quarantine 2 was written and directed by John Pogue. It is a sequel to the 2008 film Quarantine. So let's watch it and I'll tell you a little about it.

A flight from Los Angeles to Nashville is diverted to Las Vegas after a passenger on TS Air 318 violently attacks a stewardess and attempts to break into the cockpit. The passengers soon discover that the man was bitten by what were thought to be hamsters and was somehow infected. When the plan lands, air traffic control refuses to let them enter a gate, the pilot and co-pilot disobey orders and find a Jetway operated by a baggage handler who doesn't realize that the plane is now under quarantine. 

Almost all of the passengers make it out of plane and into the baggage handling area. Once they arrive, they learn that they've been locked out of the airport. Armed soldiers and the CDC surround the terminal and tell the remaining passengers that they've all been quarantined. The group soon realizes that the infection could be a form of rabies that is spread by bites. They are told by a surviving officer that tried to administer a drug to them that he doesn't represent the CDC, he represents the Department of Homeland Security's anti-biological terrorism division. He then reveals that there was a quarantined building in LA that housed a bio terrorist group's lab and that the drugs they were giving were probably useless against the infection. It's a race against time and the infection as the rest of the passengers try to make it out of the airport alive.

Ehh. This movie was ok I guess. I wasn't really crazy about the first Quarantine movie, and I'm not so crazy about this one either. The infected zombie people were pretty awesome, as you all know, I loves me some zombies. Their speed and appearance was uber creepy. The acting was decent enough, although I've never heard of any of the actors. And when the zombie things freaked out, it really almost sounded like they were making weird hissing noises...kind of like a pissed off kitty. That's not scary! Come on man. The movie was kind of dark at times too, and I mean visually. Certain scenes were kind of hard to see, but I get it, it was supposed to be that way...blahh.

The film started off slow, but sped up pretty quickly, which I did like. There were some creepy parts, especially the special effects stuff...AWESOME! Overall I'd give Quarantine 2 a 2.5 out of 5. It wasn't horrible and it did have a bit more action than the first, but I was hoping for more zombies!! And one last thing, they killed zombies by shooting them and strangling them...WTF? Everyone knows the first rule about zombies- you gotta destroy the brains! HELLO?? Anyway, I doubt I'd watch it again, not really into it. And since you're here, don't forget to check in on Zane, he needs page love too! Thanks for stopping by.

Shit We Haven't Seen and Shit We Wanna Talk About By: Zombie Zane

Dum-dum-dum-relax here I come. What’s good Dead End Horror fans? Hope everyone had a good weekend. As for me, my weekend was kinda on the fucked up side to say the least. I’ll spare you the details.

So, on to bigger and things like what the fuck Sasha and I are gonna be posting this week. This week we’re gonna be talking about shit we haven’t seen yet. By that I mean horror movies we ain’t seen yet. Sometimes the shit we review are movies that we’ve seen before. This week it will be all new shit to us. How many times did I say shit in this paragraph?

By the way, did anyone catch the Grammy’s last night? It was okay. Like I give it a 2.5 out of 5. Bruno Mars was fucking awesome! And so was Deadmau5! Even Katy Perry rocked the house and I usually hate that bitch.

Adele was fucking bad ass too! I’m glad she cleaned house. The chick can fucking sing. So kudos to her. And what was with Lady GaGa’s net face? Was that like a tuna net or some shit? And one more thing, enough of all the old geezers up on stage rockin.’ Jesus Christ. It was like circa 1960.

Okay, enough Grammy talk. Just be sure and tune in this week for shit we haven’t seen. I’m not sure what I’m gonna watch yet. I’ll figure it out. Sasha will be watching some cool shit too. I would tell you but I’d rather you just come back and see what the fuck is going on. 

So on that note, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and rumph-rumph-rumph grease!