Friday, September 2, 2011

3 WAY WITH A PARASITIC BUG...WHAT WHAT??!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey now! What's good? Okay, this is another post by the busty Sasha Slaughter. Again, we're making some changes around here and as of now we're right on schedule. So as I've been saying, we'll have new shit on Monday so until then, hang tight and enjoy these re-posts. Thanks for your patience and we'll see you on the flip side! Mucho love-o, your buddy, Zombie Zane.
This time I'm telling the truth, this is the final day of random stuff month...I promise!! Sasha Slaughter here with you creeps for the final time this week to bring you one last day of totally random shit. Since I am the "series girl" (According to Zane) I'll be reviewing Masters of Horror episode 10: Sick Girl. It was directed by Lucky McKee and based on a story written by Mckee and Sean Hood.

Ida Teeter is a shy entomologist who has a wide variety of insects throughout her home, which happen to be the cause of her most recent break up from her girlfriend. Max Grubb, a fellow employee of Ida's, informs her that her obsession with her job is the reason why her lady friends never stick around very long. She is heartbroken by this and decides to try something different. She runs into the beautiful and strange Misty Falls, who sits in the lobby of McNaughton Museum of Natural History everyday and draws pixies on her sketch pad. She is instantly attracted to Misty and is enamored with the possibility of being with her, but her co worker tells her "Babes or bugs. You can't have both".

That same day a mysterious package shows up on Ida's doorstep. It is postmarked from Brazil and it contains a large mantis-like insect. The landlady knocks on Ida's door and says she is concerned with all of Ida's "pets" and asks her to please keep them in check. Later that night she examines the mantis-like creature and fondly names him Mick. She calls Max and tells him about the creature and leaves to go speak to him. Shortly after Ida leaves, Mick escaped from the plastic tank. The following day Ida finally gathers up the courage and asks Misty to dinner that night. Misty enthusiastically agrees and they go out do dinner at a Chinese restaurant. Misty then asks Ida if they can watch a movie called "Texas Pixies" on Ida's DVD player. Ida agrees but is worried what Misty would think of her large collection of bugs. Meanwhile, while they are on their date, Mick finds the Landlady's dog and drags it into one of Ida's bedroom pillows and eats it. Later on there are posters advertising the lost dog.                                      
 Ida shows Misty the apartment but makes sure to not let her see the bug collection. They drink bourbon and watch "Texas Pixies" together. They start getting closer but Ida sees one of her bugs, named Max, and rushes to put him back in the cage. When she comes back she sees that Misty has fallen asleep on the couch. She goes to the bedroom and gets a pillow (The one that Mick is hidden inside of) and puts it under Misty's head. She wakes up from her drunken slumber and realizes she is too drunk to drive. Ida allows Misty to stay the night. Misty returns the favor by stripping off her shirt and seducing Ida. Mick is still in the pillow and while Ida and Misty are together, Mick nips Misty's ear, but she dismisses it. Ida wakes up the following morning to find that Misty has found her vast bug collection and has a great interest in it. Ida also discovers that her favorite professor, the great Malcolm Wolf happens to be Misty's father.

Ida finally realizes that Mick has escaped and the two spend the morning searching the apartment for him. Ida describes the bug to Misty and Misty draws a picture for Ida. Ida leaves to take the drawing to Max, but Max doesn't take the matter seriously. Shortly after Ida leaves, Misty begins feeling pain in her right ear. She scratches it and finds a small sample of some foreign saliva and then suddenly becomes too weak to stand. Ida comes back from her meeting with Max and discovers that Misty brought her things with her and is starting to move in. Misty starts displaying strange and unusual tendencies, such as an appetite for Ida's bugs.

                                                                                                     
 While doing the laundry, Misty finds the pillow that Mick has been hiding and has the strange urge to lay next to it. While doing so, Mick comes out of the pillow and invades her incredibly chewed on ear. Ida gets a letter that same day and it seems almost apologetic in nature, which she suspects is from Malcolm Wolf. The letter explains that the insect could be dangerous. Ida finds Misty in the hallway and Misty grabs her for a passionate kiss in front of the landlady and her young granddaughter. She is disgusted by the display and berates the two women before giving them two weeks to pack their things and move out. When they get back into the apartment, Ida tells Misty that she is horrified by her strange behavior and crude remarks to the landlady. Misty goes into a rage and then passes out. Upon waking up Misty tells Ida about a fairytale-like dream where she was a fairy resting on a lily pad. She then encountered a beautiful bug, whom she described as Mick. She tells Ida that he landed on her and inserted his proboscis into her navel and inserted "his juices" into her. The phone rings and it's Max asking Ida to come to the lab immediately.

When she arrives at the lab Max tells her everything about the bug from Brazil. He tells her that the bug is found inhabiting the nests of birds and other animals where it behaves like a parasite. It inserts its proboscis into the animal and drinks its blood while at the same time invading the hosts reproductive DNA and making the host carry out the insects young. Max insists that its funny, but Ida is terrified that Misty had in fact been bitten by the bug. Back at the apartment the bug inseminates Misty during a sexual encounter. Misty leaves the apartment and finds an eviction notice stapled to the door. She sees the landlady and says crude and offensive things to her. The landlady is revolted, calling Misty a monster when Misty morphs two insect eyes, and the terrified landlady falls over the stairway to her death.
                                            
Ida returns home to see the corpse of her landlady being wheeled away by medics. Misty tries to make light of the situation in front of Betty, the landlady's granddaughter. Ida is repulsed that Misty would do such a thing and calls Max over to her apartment. Ida finds Misty in the bathtub and she reveals to Ida that the bug has been in a pillow the whole time. Ida is almost convinced that the insect has bitten Misty when Misty reveals a secret. She tells Ida that her father, Malcolm Wolf, sent the insect to Ida in hopes that it would bite her and make her repulsive to Misty. Misty gets out of the tub and morphs into a human-bug monster. Ida begins screaming and Max breaks into the apartment only to be instantly killed by Misty. While Ida is laying on the floor, Mick scurries over to her and....

What does the creepy little bug to do poor Ida?? If you wanna know that badly, watch Sick Girl and find out!! Now, I'm too sure about this episode. I mean, the people in it were weird. Ida was incredibly awkward and Misty was strange too. The acting was definitely over the top, although I think it was meant to be a little campy. There really wasn't much blood, no nekkidness (And you'd think you'd see some cuz there were some sensual lesbian moments...but noooo) and like 2 death scenes. Ehh. The bug looked kinda creepy, I'd spaz if I found something like that gnawing on my ear, that's for sure. And Ida's voice was the absolute most annoying thing ever...OMG!! She kind of sounds like Kat Von D, but more aggravating, if that makes any sense. It was just awful. The whole episode was insanely cheesy, especially the end. I think overall I'd give Sick Girl a 2 out of 5. Definitely not my fave MOH episode. I won't be watching this episode again, even if you paid me. Now that that’s over with, how about you stop by and see what Zombie Zane is up to. I hear he blogs wearing nothing but a smile!!! Thanks for stopping by and as always, check back next week for all new stuff here at Dead End Horror.
                                                                                           
Sasha Slaughter and ???
                                                                                           

Thursday, September 1, 2011

I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD! BY: ZOMBIE 'Nah-Nah' ZANE

What’s up horror fans that sleep all day and stay up all night running amok with plastic swords! Anyway, Zombie Zane here with you once again and once again it’s time to do what we do. For today, I wanna tell you about this movie I watched last night. Anyone ever seen, “The Satanic Rites of Dracula?” No? Then kick on back a sec and let me educate you.

“The Satanic Rites of Dracula” is a 1974 Hammer horror film. (Hammer is a production company that is known for its gothic-vampire movies) Anyway, this is the eighth Hammer film and it’s also a sequel to “Dracula A.D. 1972.” But don’t worry, you don’t have to see the A.D. film to keep up with this one.  “Rites of Dracula” also stars Christopher Lee and the always cool Peter Cushing. It’s directed by Alan Gibson and runs just about 90mins.  It’s not available on Netflix for instant watch, but you can do the whole mail/dvd thing if you are so inclined.                   
                                                                                                               
Basically the film breaks down like this: Scotland police fear that there is some vampire shit going down in the area. So, they hook up with Van Helsing, a top notch vampire expert.  Before I go on, you should see the haircut on this cop, too funny! Talk about a dorky sumbitch...Dude looks like the missing link, no?
            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                
Anyway, the cops and Van Helsing find out that Dracula is about to fuck shit up in a major way. His plans are to release an advanced form of the Black Plague onto the world thus destroying the human race as we know it. Why? I have no clue. That doesn’t really sound like vampire activity to me but whatever. I didn’t write the movie. But in any case, that’s about how this film breaks down.

Now as for what I thought about this thing, It was just okay for me. It’s not the best of the Hammer films. I mean don’t get me wrong, it’s fuckin’ cool to see Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee in the same film, and it did have a naked Maggie Fitzgerald, but this film just came up a bit short. Especially the ending.  A bush! Are you fucking kidding me? I won’t elaborate any further in case you do plan on watching this.  But be ready for a shit pile of an ending.
                                         
                                     
Okay. I give “The Satanic Rites of Dracula” a 2 out of 5. Like I said, not the best of the Hammer films. I would’ve given it a higher mark but shit, man, you didn’t see Dracula until like 40mins in, there wasn’t enough blood, and the ending was on the retarded side. So all things considered, it escapes with a 2.

But I will tell you this, if you aren’t familiar with the Hammer films, you should look into them.  Especially if you aren’t familiar with Christopher Lee. He makes a damn good Count Dracula and he’s a creepy fuck.  So read this, check out what Sasha has going on, and go watch some Hammer films.

                                                                             
 So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!
                                                                                                         
A whore in church
                                                        
                                                                                                         

TRIP ALONG WITH ME BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER


Ughh I need some coffee up in this bitch!!! Oh hi there! Sasha Slaughter here with you and we'll be bringing you 2 more days of complete randomness. Oh yeah!! So I was kind of stumped as to what to do today, so Zane helped me out a little. He recommended that I give the movie Shrooms a watch, so I did. And now I'm going to tell you all about it...or almost all about it. So put your hand down your pants and get comfy, cuz here we go!

When a group of adventurous American kids on holiday in rural Ireland eat some magic mushrooms, they find themselves plagued by nightmarish visions. Is it all real or is just drug induced paranoia? Tara and her friends Lisa, Holly, Bluto, and Troy meet up with Jake, Tara's one time boyfriend in Ireland for a trip they'll never forget. Jake plans on taking them into the woods and introducing them to magic mushrooms. On they way into the woods Tara hits an animal on the road and everyone gets out to investigate. Two hillbilly creepers come out of the woods (Irish hillbilly creepers that is) and look at the animal and Jake tells everyone that they want the dead animal. He picks it up and places it in front of them and they leave. They set up camp in the middle of the woods and go searching for magic mushrooms.                 


Jake is talking to Troy and Holly when they find a mushroom with a black tip. Jake tells them that it can kill anyone who eats it by stopping their heart or making their kidneys or lungs explode. He then tells them that in ancient Irish stories the mushrooms were said to cause premonitions, the ability to talk to the dead, shape shifting and uncontrollable ferocity. Tara isn't with the group when they are warned about the black tipped mushrooms and comes across one while walking through the woods. Always wanting to be a bit more dangerous, Tra decides to eat one. Soon after she starts hearing and seeing things. She collapses onto the ground and is having a convulsion when Jake finds her. She tops breathing and he gives her CPR. She coughs and starts breathing again telling him that she knew he was coming for her.

He carries her back to camp and Lisa takes her into a tent, gives her water and tells her to rest. After she leaves the tent, Lisa joins the others while Jake starts telling them a story. He tells them the story of the abandoned house a few miles away from where they are. He tells them about a boy (He was called the Lonely Twin) who went insane and killed 78 people, but they never found him or the person they called The Black Brother (Does that sound as racist to you as it does to me?). Tara starts seeing images of the story that Jake is telling. He tells everyone that there are stories of people hearing voices and seeing things in the woods and sometimes getting hit by rocks that are thrown from nowhere. Everyone starts freaking out and decide to go to bed.   



Bluto gets into a fight with Lisa and she kicks him out of the tent. He goes to the fire where the mushrooms are boiling and drinks the tea they made from the mushrooms. Shortly after he starts tripping hardcore and wanders into the woods. He comes across a talking cow who tells him that he is fucked (Ha..that talking cow was funny). The cow tells him not to walk in the direction that he was headed but he goes anyway. He thinks he sees a girl in the woods and follows after her. He sees a car parked in the middle of the woods and remembers the story Jake told him. He said that if you see a car in the woods and two people are making out inside, if they flash the light three times you are supposed to go to the window and put your dingus inside the window, and the girl inside will give the guy a happy ending (A romance explosion!). He goes to the window and puts his dingus inside and a head appears and he thinks he's getting a blow job when a head falls out of the window. He backs away and gets pulled back in front of the car and gets his dingus bitten off. He is trying to escape when a dark figure (The Black Brother) hits him with an axe.




                                                                                  
Tara had a dream that there was trouble and goes out looking for Bluto in the woods. She finally finds him talking to a cow and brings him back to camp and puts him in her tent to go sleep. The next morning Lisa wakes up with some of her hair cut off and a pair of scissors beside her and she thinks that Bluto did it. So Tara and Lisa go looking for him because he left in the middle of the night again. Tara and Lisa find everyone back at camp, already tripping, and tell them that they can't find Bluto. No one seems to care and they find his shoes and shorts next to the river. Tara, Lisa, and Holly all go looking for him in the woods. Just then Tara has a vision of Bluto being killed and sees a dark figure coming out of the woods. She tells Lisa and Holly what she's seen and that she is seeing things before they happen.

Lisa and Holly start to fight and they roll down an embankment and Lisa rolls into a ditch. She sees a hand above the ditch and thinks it's Tara or Holly trying to help her. She grabs the hand and Bluto's body rolls on top of her. She gets out of the ditch and starts freaking out. They start hearing noises in the woods and Tara goes to see if it's Jake and Troy. She sees the dark figure in the woods and tells everyone to run. Holly finds a shed in the woods that belongs to the two hillbilly creepers. They let her in and she asks if they have a phone. They tell her they do, but she realizes that it doesn't work. They tell Holly that they used to me in the home that Jake was telling them about. She goes into the bathroom and locks herself in when she hears noises outside the door. The two hillbillies let something into the shed and ran out the door and locked it. She escapes from the shed and runs into the woods.

                                                                       
Tara goes looking for her and finds her scarf on a branch by the river. She eventually finds Lisa in the woods and tells her that she thinks Jake’s stories are real. She then starts going into convulsions and sees the hillbilly creepers chasing Holly. She is hanging onto a tree when one of the creepers is killed. She sees Holly come down from the tree and start talking to the thing that was locked in the shed. She gives him candy and tells him she wants to be friends. He looks at her for a minute and then jumps at her, and that’s where Tara's vision ends. She tells Lisa that Holly is dead and tells her to go in the river and look by the rope. Lisa does as Tara says and finds an axe in the river and Holly's lifeless body floating next to it. Tara tells Lisa that she (Tara) is next to die. Lisa freaks out and runs away from her. Tara then has a vision of Lisa getting killed by the dark figure in the river.                                       
                                                                                                      

Tara finds the old house from Jake’s story and goes in it to see if she can find Jake and Troy. Jake and Troy are in the house but are hiding from The Lonely Twin and The Black Brother. They keep hearing someone calling their names. They lock themselves in a room and as Troy is trying to find another door to escape, the Lonely Twin finds him and stabs him with a knife. Something comes after Jake and he runs and jumps out a window. Tara hears him and runs outside to find Jake laying on the ground. She puts a splint on his leg and says that they can get through this together. They are walking through the woods when she tells him that the figure is near them because she can feel it. She tells Jake to stay put and goes to investigate. Jake hears the dark figure in the tree above him, and then it attacks him. Tara rushes to Jake to find him dying, before he dies he tells her that he loves her. She runs through the woods trying to escape the dark figure when she runs into it. She wakes on a Gurney and has flashbacks of everything that happened and realizes that...

Well now, if you want to know what Tara realized, watch Shrooms and find out for yourself. You'll be glad you did. So, my thoughts on Shrooms...It was AWESOME!! Good job Zane!! That was a really good movie. I didn't even see the ending coming, it definitely surprised me. I read the reviews of the movie and a lot of the people said the end was cheesy...WTF were they watching?? Piss off!!! I totally stole that from Zane =). Anyway, there wasn't an excessive amount of gore, just enough to make it good. Some films are a bit too gory, which makes them not so believable. But Shrooms had just the right amount of gore and suspense to make it good. You had no idea whether it was just a horrible trip they were all on or if someone or something was whacking them one by one. Overall I'd give Shrooms a 4 out of 5. The acting was decent, the plot was good, the ending surprised me and the talking cow that was cussing at the guy was just plain funny. I mean, the cow told him he was fucked...or was the cow really talking at all?? Hmmmm!!! But yeah, I highly recommend this movie to you, our faithful blog readers. Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to swing by and see what Zane has in store for you...it might just blow your minds!

Sasha Slaughter
                                                                                                            

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

I'M HOWLIN' FOR YOU BY: ZOMBIE 'MR. SAXOBEAT' ZANE


What’s up horror fans that sit up all night thinking of ways to become one of the cool kids. Guess it’s time to post something. I’ve been a bit behind as of late, burning my candle at both ends I guess. But what are ya gonna do? Complain. I would but who really gives a fuck.

Man, I ate too much today. My stomach is full and I think I might need to take a crap. I’ll try to get through this post first though.                                                              
                                                                                         
                                                                         
10 minutes later....


Ok, I couldn’t hold it. I left a log. Is this tmi? I’m sorry. Let’s get to today’s post shall we? I was gonna save this post until we did out werewolf week, but as I said, I’ve been really busy so fuck it. I’m gonna post it now.

What I got here is ten really kick ass werewolf movies you should check out.  I kinda think that werewolf movies get overlooked a bit.  Not sure why. I like ‘em. I always have.  But I’m not talking about those lame-ass Twatlight werewolves. Nosir! I’m talking the eat your ass, slash your throat, fuck you up kinda werewolf.  So here, take a look at these films. See what you think of my list. If you like it, you rock! If you don’t, then fuck off outta here and make your own list. Just joking. It’s my inner Chef Ramsey.  Love me some HK!  Ok, here's the list....
                                                                         
10.  GINGERSANPS 2: UNLEASHED (2004)   The second installment in the ‘GINGERSNAPS’ trilogy. Not near as good as the first one, but sequels rarely are.
                                                    
9.  UNDERWORLD (2003) It kinda has a love story theme going on, but the werewolves in this movie are bad-ass!  They would kick the shit out of Jacob and the other Twatlight wolves.

8.  NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF (1981) This is very cheesy, very over the top, but it has a ton of nudity!  Not that that matters...Well, kinda it does.

7.  WOLFEN (1981) This one here is kinda on the arts-fartsy side. Not your typical werewolf film, but it’s worth 2hrs of your time.

6. THE HOWLING (1981) Classic werewolf film! Plus it stars E.T.’s mom! What’s not to like?
                                                                

5.  THE WOLFMAN (1941) The grandfather of all werewolf films. This is where it all began. Universal monster movies really set the stage. Go look in our old shit, we did a whole month dedicated to old school horror. You’ll love it.

4.  DOG SOLDIERS (2002) This movie is really a fun watch.  Lot’s of killing, lot’s of gore, lot’s of foul fuckin’ language.  A great British horror movie, y’all. Look into it.

3.  GINGERSNAPS (2000) ...”Your gonch is showing...” A really different take on the whole werewolf thing.  Plus it’s a chick who turns into a wolf and not a dude. So it gets cool points there.  If you don’t see any of these movies on this list but one, this is the one ya need to see.
                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                
2.  SILVER BULLET (1985) A Stephen King adaptation that he actually wrote the script for. This is another five star werewolf movie and a must see if you haven’t already.  But really, if you haven’t seen this yet, ya got no bussy here. Go educate yourself lame horror fan and come back and see me another time.  On second thought, stay with.  Hang with Sasha and I. We’ll show ya the ropes.

1.  AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) That’s right, one more from 1981. This John Landis directed film is hands down the best. The transformation scenes are cool as hell, especially for its time. There’s enough blood and gore for the bloodthirsty viewers, this movie has it all. And if you like naked David Naughton...this film is perfect for you!  

Ok, there’s my list. I guess that’s all I got for you today, if you didn’t like this post, then I’ll try and do better tomorrow. Or maybe I won’t.  And make sure you go and trip with Sasha a bit. I hear she’s tripping on ‘shrooms and showing her box.


Before I get outta here, here's some cool werewolf images that I thought you may enjoy. So feast your eyes about and enjoy any of the other enjoyments (remember that line, sis?) on this page. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!




                  



The Werewolf Woman

Sadie Frost gettin' it from a werewolf
                                                                                 

                                    
DOG SOLDIERS
                                                                      
SASHA SLAUGHTER AS A WEREWOLF
                                                                                













Anybody Got An Extra Goat? BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER


Ok, I'll come right out and say it...I lied. Last week was not actually the final week of random stuff month. My bad!!! I don't know wtf I was thinking...or if I was thinking at all for that matter. But now that we got that straightened out, let's get down to business. I'll be reviewing Fear Itself episode 4: The Sacrifice....dun dun dun!! Here we go!!!

On the run from the authorities for stealing guns, four criminals find themselves holed up in an old, decrepit fort inhabited by 3 alluring women who all share a deadly secret. Point, Lemon, Diego, and Navarro are driving down a dirt road when the bottom of their vehicle gets completely ripped out. With Navarro badly hurt, they must find somewhere for him to rest. They see an old fort a few miles up the road. They arrive at the seemingly empty fort and look around for anyone that's living there. They put Navarro on a couch for him to rest and check to see if anyone is there. They go into a bedroom with drawings all over the walls and while looking at the drawings they hear Navarro scream.                                                             



They rush into the living room to find a woman hovering over him. She tells them her name is Chelsea and then her sister Virginia walks into the room. They tell the men that they don't believe in modern things so they have no cars and no phone. They offer for the men to stay the night while they look after Navarro. Diego goes with Virginia to the barn to get blankets when she starts to seduce him, making him think she wants to sleep with him. She motions towards a pillow and blanket on the floor. Diego lays down and then falls into a trap underground. Virginia shuts the door on the trap and leaves. Chelsea is tending to Navarro when she tells Lemon and Point to go eat while she helps their injured friend. They meet the third sister, Tara, who doesn't speak, in the kitchen getting their food ready. Chelsea cleans the wound in Navarro's chest and then sews his mouth shut.     

 

Point offers to take food to Navarro but Chelsea is adamant that he is asleep. Point goes anyway and finds Navarro with a wooden stake in his heart and his mouth sewn shut. He hears noises coming from the room he's in. He tries to save a man that's chained to a bed but something grabs the chain and the man disappears. Lemon goes out in search of Diego when he follows Virginia into the shed. She starts to seduce him (Prick tease!!) and then hits him in the head with the handle of an axe. When he wakes up Lemon is hanging upside down with his blood dripping into a pan. Point starts to look for Lemon when he stumbles across hundreds of license plates hanging from strings in the yard and realizes that one of the plates was from the car they were driving.



While Diego is screaming for help something opens the lid of the trap he's in (And that thing had the nastiest toe nails ever...gross!) and jumped in and killed him. Just then Tara comes into the room that Lemon is in and she shows him a drawing that she did of him. He tries to get Tara to let him down but when she hears growling she runs from the room. Point hears Lemon screaming and runs into the shed to find a creature (Really creepy creature) eating him. It jumps down to attack Point when he shoots it, but it disappears. He takes Lemon down from the ceiling and then Tara comes in with an axe and tries to cut of Lemon's head. Point pushes her into a hook in the wall, it goes through her stomach and she dies.



Point takes Lemon to the living room and finds Chelsea and Virginia standing here. He starts putting ammo in guns and asking for some answers. Chelsea tells him that he has to kill Lemon because he was bitten by the creature, and if he doesn't, Lemon will become a vampire. She tells him the only way to kill him is by fire, a stake through the heart, or by chopping off his head. He refuses to kill his brother and doesn't believe anything until Chelsea explains what is happening. She tells him that when they came from Romania the creature came with them so they built a fort to keep it contained so it wouldn't kill anyone else. As long as they supply it with human flesh it won't hurt them.



Lemon dies in Points arms and Chelsea tells him he has to cut off his head. Point tells her no and then Lemon comes back to life and tries to attack him. Point fights him off so Lemon attacks Virginia and bites her before trying to attack Point again. Point grabs a fireplace poker and stabs him in the heart with it, Lemons collapses and dies. They hear the creature breaking into the house because it smells blood and Virginia tells Chelsea she knows what she has to do because she was bitten. They hurry out of the house and into the barn. Chelsea puts Virginia into the trap so the creature can eat her because she's been infected. They say their goodbyes and hear the creature coming so they hide in another room. The creature is standing in front of the trap when Point runs out of the room and pushes it into the trap. Chelsea closes the door and while the creature is busy eating Chelsea they decide to burn it. They puncture the door of the trap with an axe and pour gasoline into the puncture holes and.....

And then what?? IDK! How about you mosey on over to Netflix, look up Fear Itself and give The Sacrifice a look see huh??? Ok then, now it's time to hear my thoughts =). I actually liked this episode. The concept of the story I thought was really good. I was mucho disappointed in the previous one, but this one makes up for it. The plot was really good, kind of old school with the girls not believing in electricity and what not, sort of gave it that older times kind of vibe. The acting was really good also. It wasn't over the top or anything, it was definitely believable. The one thing that bothered me though was when the one girl cried she ALWAYS had snot running down her face...seriously. Every single time she cried she had two snot trails coming from her nose. That was sort of gross. I don't know why, but that bothered me.                 





















And the vampire creature thing was uber creepy!! I mean...WOW!! It had long gross toe nails, tattered clothes and the most hideous face ever...Ughh!! Gave me the willies! I never saw a vampire that damn creepy. And it made all these weird screeching, growling noises. Yipes! There was a good amount of blood, and a few death scenes. It wasn't your typical vampire story either, which I liked. There were no sparkly vegetarian vampires. It was just one creepy, blood thirsty creature wanting to mess you all up. I think overall I'd give The Sacrifice a 3.5 out of 5. It was just a really great episode. Fear Itself, you have redeemed yourself!!! Until next time faithful blog readers, this is Sasha Slaughter saying so long! And while you're here, how about you go give Zane’s stuff a read. I'm sure it might contain some nudity, or some gratuitous violence...or something along those lines. So check it out and thanks for stopping by!!                                

SASHA SLAUGHTER