I'M HOWLIN' FOR YOU BY: ZOMBIE 'MR. SAXOBEAT' ZANE

What’s up horror fans that sit up all night thinking of ways to become one of the cool kids. Guess it’s time to post something. I’ve been a bit behind as of late, burning my candle at both ends I guess. But what are ya gonna do? Complain. I would but who really gives a fuck.

Man, I ate too much today. My stomach is full and I think I might need to take a crap. I’ll try to get through this post first though.                                                              
                                                                                         

                                                                         
10 minutes later....


Ok, I couldn’t hold it. I left a log. Is this tmi? I’m sorry. Let’s get to today’s post shall we? I was gonna save this post until we did out werewolf week, but as I said, I’ve been really busy so fuck it. I’m gonna post it now.

What I got here is ten really kick ass werewolf movies you should check out.  I kinda think that werewolf movies get overlooked a bit.  Not sure why. I like ‘em. I always have.  But I’m not talking about those lame-ass Twatlight werewolves. Nosir! I’m talking the eat your ass, slash your throat, fuck you up kinda werewolf.  So here, take a look at these films. See what you think of my list. If you like it, you rock! If you don’t, then fuck off outta here and make your own list. Just joking. It’s my inner Chef Ramsey.  Love me some HK!  Ok, here's the list....

                                                                         
10.  GINGERSANPS 2: UNLEASHED (2004)   The second installment in the ‘GINGERSNAPS’ trilogy. Not near as good as the first one, but sequels rarely are.
                                                    
9.  UNDERWORLD (2003) It kinda has a love story theme going on, but the werewolves in this movie are bad-ass!  They would kick the shit out of Jacob and the other Twatlight wolves.

8.  NIGHT OF THE WEREWOLF (1981) This is very cheesy, very over the top, but it has a ton of nudity!  Not that that matters...Well, kinda it does.

7.  WOLFEN (1981) This one here is kinda on the arts-fartsy side. Not your typical werewolf film, but it’s worth 2hrs of your time.

6. THE HOWLING (1981) Classic werewolf film! Plus it stars E.T.’s mom! What’s not to like?
                                                                

5.  THE WOLFMAN (1941) The grandfather of all werewolf films. This is where it all began. Universal monster movies really set the stage. Go look in our old shit, we did a whole month dedicated to old school horror. You’ll love it.

4.  DOG SOLDIERS (2002) This movie is really a fun watch.  Lot’s of killing, lot’s of gore, lot’s of foul fuckin’ language.  A great British horror movie, y’all. Look into it.

3.  GINGERSNAPS (2000) ...”Your gonch is showing...” A really different take on the whole werewolf thing.  Plus it’s a chick who turns into a wolf and not a dude. So it gets cool points there.  If you don’t see any of these movies on this list but one, this is the one ya need to see.
                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                
2.  SILVER BULLET (1985) A Stephen King adaptation that he actually wrote the script for. This is another five star werewolf movie and a must see if you haven’t already.  But really, if you haven’t seen this yet, ya got no bussy here. Go educate yourself lame horror fan and come back and see me another time.  On second thought, stay with.  Hang with Sasha and I. We’ll show ya the ropes.

1.  AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981) That’s right, one more from 1981. This John Landis directed film is hands down the best. The transformation scenes are cool as hell, especially for its time. There’s enough blood and gore for the bloodthirsty viewers, this movie has it all. And if you like naked David Naughton...this film is perfect for you!  

Ok, there’s my list. I guess that’s all I got for you today, if you didn’t like this post, then I’ll try and do better tomorrow. Or maybe I won’t.  And make sure you go and trip with Sasha a bit. I hear she’s tripping on ‘shrooms and showing her box.


Before I get outta here, here's some cool werewolf images that I thought you may enjoy. So feast your eyes about and enjoy any of the other enjoyments (remember that line, sis?) on this page. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!




                  

The Werewolf Woman

Sadie Frost gettin' it from a werewolf

                                                                                 

                                    

DOG SOLDIERS

                                                                      

SASHA SLAUGHTER AS A WEREWOLF

                                                                                

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well! Zombie Zane here once again from the seven six one oh seven. Man, yesterday was hotter than shit!! And today promises to be another hot motherfucker. Will it ever end? I hope not. I wanna see every summer record broken! Why? ‘Cause I’m crazy that’s why. So, enough about the weather, and my mental state, let’s get to today’s post, yes?


As I said yesterday, this week’s shit is gonna be a hodgepodge of whatever we wanna throw in. And for today, I got a little something different for you guys. Now I don’t know about y’all, but I love music. Love it. It’s almost a necessity. So I got to thinking...I know, me think, that’s fucking scary in itself, no? So I got to thinking about some songs that have a horror element, or a dark element or a paranormal element theme to them. Know what I mean? For example, ‘The Monster Mash.’ That is totally about monsters and shit like that. ‘The Purple People Eater’ does as well. Ya follow? So for today, I’m gonna list about ten songs that have a horror/dark/paranormal theme. I’ll find the songs on Youtube so you can listen to them and whatnot. It’s better that way than for me to just list ten titles and call it a day. So what say we cut out the foreplay and get to the music, yes?


The first song I got for ya is Blink 182's ‘Aliens Exist.’

Now that was a sox rockin tune! I was a huge fan of thsoe guys back when. Ok, now this next song is good too. How about a little, Screaming Lord Sutch, 'Monster in Black Tights.'

So, what'd you think about that song? Pretty trippy huh? Now this next song I got for ya you may not agree with, but this is my blog and my rules.  So here's some Space with 'Female of the Species.'

YAY!! That was a fun song! Ok, now listen to this...'Werewolves of London' by Warren Zevon.

And the hits just keep on coming! So are you digging this? If not, then piss off outta here! Just kidding. Ok let's get to the next song. Alice Cooper's 'Feed My Frankenstein.'

BOOM! Hella good song! No way this list would be complete without an Alice Cooper tune. Now this next song may or may not cause me to catch some shit...But whatever. Here is Antsy Pants with 'Vampire.'

Ok, ok, I know, I know. Not the best song, but it does have a tendancy to get stuck in your head. Up next how about some Rob Zombie...Here's his song, 'House of 1000 Corpses' from his film with the same name.

I had to throw in some Zombie. Fuckin' had to. Now this is an older song, but it's still a kick ass tune. In fact, I think they used this song on 'Scream.' Here's 'Little red Ridding Hood' by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.

Now wasn't that fun! Killer song from 1966. On second thought, not sure if it was in 'Scream' but in any case, it rox my sox. Now let's listen to this. Here's one from when I was a kid. Here's Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff with 'Nightmare On My Street.'

Ahh. Memories. Damn, I jammed that tune when I was little! Classic! So for the final song of this list, I chose 'Psycho Killer' by The Talking Heads. ...'Better run run run run run run away!'

ROCK!! That song is AWESOME! I know it's dorky, but so am I. And so are you if you dig this tune. But hey, it's all in good fun.

Well, there it is. Ten great songs with some kind of horror element to them. I know there are a ton left that I didn't mention, but shit, it would like take me all day and then some to list all of them. But at least I got a good start. I may be doing this from time to time we'll see how it goes. Ok then. Hope you enjoyed the tunes, and be sure and stop by and see what Sasha's wearing today. I'm sure it's quite revealing...So until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out!!  

Zombie Zane