Hello Dead End Horror people that cause more drama and chaos by eating all the KFC and Burger King. Have you showered yet you funk-nasty piece of fuck? I doubt it. In any case, what’s good horror fans?
It’s been a busy as fuck weekend here at DEH. I’ve had a mini-Zombie Zane running amok for the last three days. He’s quite the handful. All he wants to do is knock over tombstones and eat. But then again, he is a mini zombie.
And my New York Football Giants pulled of a nice win against the Buffalo Bills! Plus the shit poke Cowgirls lost...again! Great football day for Zombie Zane! Before I start going on a football rant, I better stick to the topic at hand like what we have coming up for yous this week at DEH.
This week we’re gonna be doing a couple different things. Some of it will be Halloween themed shit, some of it will be some movie reviews, and some of it will be...I don’t know, maybe some more Halloween party songs and drink recipes. I do know that Sasha Slaughter is gonna be talking about ‘The Walking Dead’ so if you’re into that you’ll wanna be sure and check back throughout the week to see what she’s got to say about it. Hope everyone remembered to set the DVR last night. I did but I haven’t seen it yet.
What else was I gonna say? Fuck me, my memory is awful today! Well, whatever, probably wasn’t that important anyway. Maybe it had to do with the series ‘American Horror Story.’ Which by the way is fuckin’ sox rockin! I’m all about it! It’s a must DVR in the Zombie Zane household. Hope you Dead End Horror sheep are DVR-ing it too. If you ain’t, then you suck. Just kidding.
Well, I guess that’s all I got for ya. Sorry this post was a little vague, but due to lack of sleep and coffee, what can you do? The important thing is, that I got something out to you guys. I hope you have low standards like I do and are rarely disappointed.
So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and hair plastered to your fuckin’ forehead grease!
Heya, Dead End Horror sheep that wear radioactive clothing and eat nothing but frozen pizza rolls! What’s good? Anyway, it’s that time once again for you to kick back and read one of my posts. So I guess that means it’s time for me to write one. Which is what I’m doing now.
So what I wanna do today is, I wanna talk about one of my favorite movies of all times. I’m talking about the movie, “Hostel!” Fuck yeah! If you haven’t seen it, let me start by telling you this is one bad bastard of a horror film. Seriously. It’s got all the crucial elements. It’s got, gore, plenty of nakedness, a great, sox rockin’ soundtrack, and a hella good plot. This thing is fucking too cool! So please, take a few moments and hang out here with me, yes?
“Hostel” is a 2005 American horror film written, produced, and directed by Eli Roth. Now for the record, I’m not a huge Roth fan. I kinda think he’s an arrogant prick. But then again, if I had made a movie like this, I’d be arrogant too. But whatever. Anyway, Roth’s original script was developed by none other than Quintin Tarantino. Tarantino also served as one of the producers as well. Maybe that explains some of the films awesomeness.
Also lending their talent to the movie are Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, and Rick Hoffman. And oh yeah, some Russian girls whose names I can’t pronounce let alone type. The film runs just under 95mins and you can find this film just about anywhere dvd’s are sold. Now that you know a bit of the particulars, let’s get to the plot, yes?
One of the things that makes this movie good is the plot. I mean it’s simple but at the time it was original as hell. The movie is about a place in Slovakia where rich people pay to kill a victim of their choosing in any manner that they see fit. They can use chainsaws, drills, guns, knives, fuckin’ whatever! They can get as medieval as they want. Fucking anything goes. Trippy huh? I mean like if you want to kill an American, you can bid on a price. Say maybe it starts out at like 30k, but say another dude wants to kill an American, so he bids like 35k and so on and so on. Ya follow me? And just like an ebay auction, the winner with the highest bid gets that certain person. Ya dig?
So Josh and Paxton (Hernandez and Richardson) end up at this hostel where they are drugged and kidnapped and tortured in various ways. Told ya, it’s a cool fuckin’ plot. And the coolest part, is that everyone that works at this hostel is in on it! Everybody that works there plays a part in this murder racket. I mean they could give shit one of an American gets offed. They don’t care cause it’s all about the $$$!
Now that you know the plot, you are like dying to watch this movie, right? Right? Like I hope I didn’t fuck it up and tell you too much info. I saw this thing and went into it not knowing what to expect. It blew my fucking mind so much that I actually watched it twice in a row. I’ve only done that with like two other films. Wanna know which ones? No? Fuck you! I’m gonna tell ya anyway. I did it with “The Devils Rejects,” and I did it with “Open Water.” But yeah, I dig this film and I give it a perfect 5 out of 5. I can’t stress enough how much I liked it.
Okay, so there it is. I guess that’s all I got for ya today. Be sure and pay a visit to Sasha as well. It’s laundry day so you may just get to watch her wash her undies. Ha! That sounded funny. Anyway, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Jack ‘N the Box grease.
Hello Dead End Horror fans that break the law and stay up all night looking for a one tooth whore. It is Tuesday so I guess it's time once again to do what we do best here at the Horror.
So what I got for ya today, is some of my favorite songs from horror movies. Not like theme songs, but songs played in the movie. I mean there are some great tunes that go along with horror movies. Some are found on the soundtrack, some are not. But be warned, like three of the songs I’m gonna post on here come from the same movie. I can’t help it, they all rock fuckin’ sox and I couldn’t decide on just one. So, how about we cut the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?
The first groovy tune on my list is from the movie, "The Faculty." I love the hell out of this tune! Take a listen...
Now tell me that wasn't a bad ass jam! Up next I got a song from the film, "The Strangers." It's a creepy song from a creepy movie. Here's Sprout and the Bean...
Trippy huh? Anyway, up next on my little video list is a song from the movie "Death Proof." It's done by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich. Great song for one of the best car crash scenes in a horror film. Enjoy.
Told ya that was cool! If ya liked that one, you're gonna dig the shit outta this one...This one is from one of my favorite horror movies of all time. I'm talking fuckin' "Hostel!" Great film with great tunes, give this song a listen...If you're at all familiar with the movie you'll know exactly what scene this is from. If you aren't familiar with the film, familiarize yourself with it...The last like 30 seconds of the song are the best....
Yamma Mamma! Did you listen to the last 30secs? Rockin, huh? Okay, this next song is also from "Hostel." I couldn't decide between the two, so fuck it. I'm putting in both. This is my fave of the two, this song also takes place in one of the club scenes. In fact, it's the first club scene song. So without further ramblings, here ya go....
Pimpin! Killer tune, yes? Thought you'd like that one. The last song I'm gonna post on here is from the movie, "Christine." One of the few King adaptations that didn't suck the sac. This is the song playing on Christine's radio when fat-fuck Moochie Welch gets killed. It's called, "Little Bitty Pretty One" by Thurston Harris.
Creepy, good! Love that old school 50's do-wop sound, don't you? Well, that's all I got for ya today. Hope you enjoyed the tunes and whatnot. Most of these (if not all) can be found on itunes so if you wanna add some groovy jams you'll know where to look.
So, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and burrito grease!
Heya Dead End Horror fans that shave your eyebrows and sniff your own farts! Hope everyone had a fun filled drunken weekend too. I know we did. Besides writing about horror, pickling our livers is our other forte. (That’s pronounced for-tay for those who just pronounced it fort-ee.)
Anyway, as I’ve been doing for the last few weeks, this post is just gonna be about what we have upcoming for you this week at Dead End Horror. Let yous know what’s on tap. So again, we have no real theme for the week. We’re just gonna do whatever we feel like it. Why? Because we can!
But, no, seriously. I do have a few ideas for the week. As far as what Sasha has going, god only knows. But it’ll be delicious! As far as my post for tomorrow, I’ll be posting some of my favorite tunes from some of my favorite horror movies. I got some cool jams to share with ya. You will love them. As far as the next few days, eh, it’ll come to me. I may post some shit about the movie, “Hostel.” One of my all time faves! But no matter what I decide to do, it’ll be good. Trust me. I’m a professional.
Okay, Dead End Horror sheep. That’s all the news that’s fit to print. So come back tomorrow and we can all rock out with our cocks out....Did that sound rather homosexual to you? Sorry. Not my intent. In any case, we can rock out to my favorite horror movie jams, yes? So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and taco grease!
Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well! Zombie Zane here once again from the seven six one oh seven. Man, yesterday was hotter than shit!! And today promises to be another hot motherfucker. Will it ever end? I hope not. I wanna see every summer record broken! Why? ‘Cause I’m crazy that’s why. So, enough about the weather, and my mental state, let’s get to today’s post, yes?
As I said yesterday, this week’s shit is gonna be a hodgepodge of whatever we wanna throw in. And for today, I got a little something different for you guys. Now I don’t know about y’all, but I love music. Love it. It’s almost a necessity. So I got to thinking...I know, me think, that’s fucking scary in itself, no? So I got to thinking about some songs that have a horror element, or a dark element or a paranormal element theme to them. Know what I mean? For example, ‘The Monster Mash.’ That is totally about monsters and shit like that. ‘The Purple People Eater’ does as well. Ya follow? So for today, I’m gonna list about ten songs that have a horror/dark/paranormal theme. I’ll find the songs on Youtube so you can listen to them and whatnot. It’s better that way than for me to just list ten titles and call it a day. So what say we cut out the foreplay and get to the music, yes?
The first song I got for ya is Blink 182's ‘Aliens Exist.’
Now that was a sox rockin tune! I was a huge fan of thsoe guys back when. Ok, now this next song is good too. How about a little, Screaming Lord Sutch, 'Monster in Black Tights.'
So, what'd you think about that song? Pretty trippy huh? Now this next song I got for ya you may not agree with, but this is my blog and my rules. So here's some Space with 'Female of the Species.'
YAY!! That was a fun song! Ok, now listen to this...'Werewolves of London' by Warren Zevon.
And the hits just keep on coming! So are you digging this? If not, then piss off outta here! Just kidding. Ok let's get to the next song. Alice Cooper's 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
BOOM! Hella good song! No way this list would be complete without an Alice Cooper tune. Now this next song may or may not cause me to catch some shit...But whatever. Here is Antsy Pants with 'Vampire.'
Ok, ok, I know, I know. Not the best song, but it does have a tendancy to get stuck in your head. Up next how about some Rob Zombie...Here's his song, 'House of 1000 Corpses' from his film with the same name.
I had to throw in some Zombie. Fuckin' had to. Now this is an older song, but it's still a kick ass tune. In fact, I think they used this song on 'Scream.' Here's 'Little red Ridding Hood' by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.
Now wasn't that fun! Killer song from 1966. On second thought, not sure if it was in 'Scream' but in any case, it rox my sox. Now let's listen to this. Here's one from when I was a kid. Here's Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff with 'Nightmare On My Street.'
Ahh. Memories. Damn, I jammed that tune when I was little! Classic! So for the final song of this list, I chose 'Psycho Killer' by The Talking Heads. ...'Better run run run run run run away!'
ROCK!! That song is AWESOME! I know it's dorky, but so am I. And so are you if you dig this tune. But hey, it's all in good fun.
Well, there it is. Ten great songs with some kind of horror element to them. I know there are a ton left that I didn't mention, but shit, it would like take me all day and then some to list all of them. But at least I got a good start. I may be doing this from time to time we'll see how it goes. Ok then. Hope you enjoyed the tunes, and be sure and stop by and see what Sasha's wearing today. I'm sure it's quite revealing...So until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out!!
