JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK! By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror fans that shave your eyebrows and sniff your own farts! Hope everyone had a fun filled drunken weekend too. I know we did. Besides writing about horror, pickling our livers is our other forte. (That’s pronounced for-tay for those who just pronounced it fort-ee.)

Anyway, as I’ve been doing for the last few weeks, this post is just gonna be about what we have upcoming for you this week at Dead End Horror. Let yous know what’s on tap. So again, we have no real theme for the week. We’re just gonna do whatever we feel like it. Why? Because we can!

 But, no, seriously. I do have a few ideas for the week. As far as what Sasha has going, god only knows. But it’ll be delicious! As far as my post for tomorrow,  I’ll be posting some of my favorite tunes from some of my favorite horror movies. I got some cool jams to share with ya. You will love them. As far as the next few days, eh, it’ll come to me. I may post some shit about the movie, “Hostel.” One of my all time faves! But no matter what I decide to do, it’ll be good. Trust me. I’m a professional.

Okay, Dead End Horror sheep. That’s all the news that’s fit to print. So come back tomorrow and we can all rock out with our cocks out....Did that sound rather homosexual to you? Sorry. Not my intent.  In any case, we can rock out to my favorite horror movie jams, yes? So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and taco grease!

Zombie Zane