Wednesday, September 14, 2011

WOW! DUDE JUST SHOWED HIS JUNK! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror fans that ride tractors and smoke cigars! What’s poppin’? It’s been brought to my attention (by a female reader) that I’m showing too many pics of the female anatomy. She said, there’s too much boob, and too much vag and not enough dick or male nudity. Which is very true. I’m not really into posting cock and balls on my posts. For two reasons: 1.  I’m not really wanting to look at dudes twigs and berries, okay. And 2. Most horror movies don’t show male full frontal. (Thank God!) So with that being said, I am here to please the readers So for today, I will be reviewing a horror movie that actually shows some male junk.  
                                                                              
 Now Sasha and I have already reviewed this movie some months ago but it was early on so most of yous probably haven’t read it. So how about we stop with the foreskin, I mean foreplay and get to today’s post.

Has anybody seen the movie, “Scrapbook?” No? Then kick back, and let me educate. “Scrapbook” is a 2000 indie horror film directed and produced by Eric Stanze. Stanze’s films are usually pretty graphic in nature and not for the easily offended. As you’ll see from this post. Written by Tommy Biondo and starring Emily Haack, “Scrapbook” is one of the most shocking horror movies I’ve ever seen. And believe me, boss. I’ve seen a ton.
 Basically the movie is about a woman who is kidnaped, beaten and raped over a course of several days. This movie has caught all kinds of shit for being too graphic and too violent. It’s also been said that the film is more porn than it is horror. When it was released in the UK, some 15 minutes had to be cut from it so it could secure a ‘18' rating .However, in 2007, it was awarded Best Feature at the Fright Night Film Festival in Louisville, Kentucky. So kudos to that.
                                                                               
I mean it is graphic. Really graphic. There’s like forced fellatio, ass raping, beatings, all kinds of devious sexual shit. I mean the kidnapper actually pisses on his victim (Haack) after ass fucking her. YIKES! And they show it! Yeah, I was bit stunned by that. This film really takes the horror to a whole other level. I guess because it’s true shit that could actually happen. Not could happen, but has happened. There’s some pretty fucked up people in this world, ya dig?
                                                           
                                                                                  
As far as what I thought about this film, I’m not really sure. I didn’t hate it. It for sure held my attention in that train-wreck way kinda thing. I mean it’s so shocking that you wanna see what comes next. But on the other hand, you know you shouldn’t be looking, ya know? So like I give it a solid 5 out of 5 on the shock value. But the overall movie ranking, shit, man. I have no clue. Let me just put it like this, if you wanna see some totally shocking shit, and male and female nudity, then by all means, hit Netflix and give it a look-see. But if you’re easily offended I would recommend staying the hell away from this one.
                                                                               
                                                                             
One more thing before I bounce out of here, it’s called “Scrapbook” because the kidnapper takes pictures and various documentation and stores them in a book. Hence the title. I forgot to mention that in the intro. My bad. But if you were wondering why it’s called that, wonder no more.

                                                                                       
Well, I guess that’s all for today. Make sure and go by and see Sasha. I’m sure she’s doing something good as well. In fact, I think she’s talking about the series, “Fear Itself.” So if you’re a fan of that series, you’ll want to pay her a little visit. So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and man junk grease! (Eww! That sounded nasty!)

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