Friday, October 21, 2011

I WANT TO SEE THE LIFE RUN OUT OF YOU BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hey there Dead End Horror fanatics!! Have you had your shower yet today?? I hope so! We don’t' want you funking up our blog page!

Today I'll be telling you about a movie called Ghost Story. It was released in 1981 and was directed by John Irvin. And this movie was based on a Peter Straub novel of the same name. This film stars Fred Astaire, Melvyn Douglas, Douglas Fairbanks Jr., John Houseman and Craig Wasson.

In 1982 Ghost Story was nominated for Saturn Award for Best Horror Film. And at the box office it earned a respectable $23,371,905. It was the third highest grossing horror film of 1981 and the 34th highest grosser of the year. So let's get to what it's about!

In a small New England town, four elderly friends (Ricky Hawthorne, Sears James, Dr. John Jaffrey, and Edward Charles Wanderly) form what they call the Chowder Society (Why they wanna name their group after soup is beyond me!). The Chowder Society was an informal club where tell each other scary stories. To get into the club, one must present such a story to the men.  

When Edward's son David, who was living in New York, falls from a window after the girl he was sleeping with suddenly turns into a demon, Edward grieves for his lost son. He calls his other son Don, a college professor who had fallen on hard times, and tells him about the death of his brother. Don goes to the small New England town reluctantly because he knows his father has always preferred his brother David, who was more successful and ambitious than he.

Shortly after David's death, the four elderly men are suddenly restless and are frightened by vivid nightmares. Something is bothering them and none can figure out what. Edward becomes so distraught over the passing of his son that he wanders out into the snow. He sees the same female apparition that caused his son to fall to his death, and he too falls to his death over the side of the bridge. Although legally his death was ruled as suicide, his son Don believes that something else caused the death of his father. Don approaches the three elderly men left in the group and offers a "ghost" story of his own to get membership into the Chowder Society.

He tells them of his days working as a college professor and the day he met Alma, the beautiful and mysterious secretary. They immediately become involved in a heated love affair fueled by sex that causes him to miss work for days and earn the scorn of the Dean who had previously praised him for his excellent work.

Don takes Alma to the beach and she starts acting strangely. While in the tub together, he playfully pushes her underwater and she comes out screaming. After that she tells him that she plans to take him to places he's never been, show him things he's never seen, and that she will see the life run out of him.

Don found this particularly odd and decided to leave her at once. Some time later he hears from his brother David in New York and he tells Don that he has met the same girl in New York and plans to marry her. Don warns him to stay away from because she isn't real and David dismisses it as jealousy.

The elderly men react to Don's story, Sears discounts it, but Ricky tells Don that he believes. That night, Dr. John Jaffrey has a dream about the same woman, waking in the middle of the night yelling that she has no pulse. The following morning Alma appears at the Doctor's home and wants to be seen as a patient.

When Millie goes to tell her that the Dr. no longer sees patients, the woman is gone. Meanwhile the Dr. is staggering down the stairs and starts looking in the medicine cabinet when he sees the skeleton of Alma and has a heart attack and dies. This leaves only Sears and Ricky left. And finally they tell Don of their strange history with a woman who looked exactly like Alma.

Back when the four friends were young, the beautiful Eva Galley came to town and the four friends were immediately smitten with her, and she encourages their sexual interest. It was young Edward who first took her to bed, but was unable to preform. Outside of her house the friends serenaded Eva in hopes of catching a glimpse of her shirtless when Edward comes to the window, giving the friends the impression that he did in fact sleep with her.

The four friends leave and return to Eva's house drunk, discussing Eva's abilities in the bedroom. They go into her house where all but Sears dance with her. When Edward insist that they leave, Sears suggestively insists on getting his dance, and Eva makes it known that she will dance with all of them.

She confronts Edward about what he told his friends about that night, and is about to tell the truth when Edward leaps at her to stop her, and knocks her down, accidentally smacking her head into the stone fireplace. Horrified, the young men believe that she is dead. At first they consider calling the police, but realize it would mean ruining their lives. Instead they decide to load her body into her car, and then push it into the nearby lake. As the car descends, Eva stirs inside, looking out the window at them, still alive.


Back in the present, Ricky and Sears admit that the death of Eva has haunted them for years. Sears is oblivious, but both Ricky and Don believe that Alma and Eva are one in the same and that her ghost has returned to seek revenge. Don suggests that they go to Eva's house, now in total ruins, to confront the past and her ghost once and for all.

They go to confront Eva but Don falls through the stairs and Sears leaves to get help. While on his way Sears comes upon Eva's apparition and slams on his breaks and swerves into the side of the road. Inside of the car is attacked by one of Eva's accomplices, and is presumably killed. Ricky nearly dies at the hands of Eva's other accomplice, but Ricky survives and quickly tells the authorities to pull Eva's car from the lake. When Ricky opens the door, he finds....

What does he find??? Ohh nooo!!! Well watch Ghost Story and find out for yourself guy! This movie was ok, I wasn't blown away but I didn't hate it. Some parts were really slow and it seemed like it took forever for the movie to get going. I was actually a little bored during some of it and wanted to take a nap!

The special effects of the dead skeleton chick were ok, not amazing, but it was the early 80's, so you get what you get. There was a bit of nekkidness and a little bit of sex, no blood...ehh. It could have been better. I'm used to newer movies with more blood, guts, and death I guess.

 This movie is sort of old school and like I've said, I am for sure new school. I think overall I'd give this movie a 2.5 out of 5. It wasn't horrible but it wasn't great either. I thought the whole revenge thing was pretty cool. And the fact that she came back as Alma and found Edwards two sons was interesting.

But I don't know if I would watch it again. I doubt it. Once was enough, it was almost 2 hours long and there were a few times that I wanted to put my head on the desk and sleep. zzzzzzz!!! So there you have it, and that's all there is to tell. Go and check out what Zane has going on, I'm sure it's delicious *Don't ask!*. Check back next week for all new stuff at Dead End Horror!! Thanks for stopping by!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

DRINK TIL YOU DROP WITH YOUR GIRL ON TOP BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that go weeks without showering and wear the same stinky clothes everyday. Do some fucking laundry and wash ya ass once in a while, yes? So, what’s good? I don’t know about you guys, but I could use a fucking drink. In fact, I could use a Halloween themed drink. I mean Halloween is breathing down our necks.

Since we all feel like kicking back  some of grandpa’s cough medicine, how about we talk some Halloween themed adult beverages. I’ve posted a few drink recipes during the last couple of weeks so why not add a few more. I mean after all, Halloween and drinking are two of my favorite things. Plus I’m a professional. SO let’s cut the foreplay and get fucked up! 
The first drink I wanna tell you about is called a, are you ready for this...Blowjob from a Ghost at Sundown in Salem’s Lot...Whatta fucking trippy title! Ya gotta try this one. Here’s all you need:

2oz. Curacao blue (Bols)
1oz   Bols Pumpkin Smash
1.5oz  Passion Fruit flavored Vodka
2oz   Sour Mix

Mix all ingredients into a shaker with ice, strain, and pour in a glass. Drink it up buttercup!
What about this one, this one is called Devils Candy. It’s a shooter and it will total you!

1 part Hot Damn
1 part sour Watermelon Pucker

Pour into shot glass, add a splash of Bacardi 151 and light it. Blow out the flame and take your shot. 
Next on the drink menu, we got a drink called Evil Spell.

1.5oz of Canadian Whiskey
4oz Apple Juice
1 apple slice
1 whole cinnamon stick
1/2oz Maple Syrup

Build over crushed ice in a highball glass. Stir with cinnamon stick until syrup dissolves. Garnish with the apple slice. This is a damn good beverage! 
Next up, let’s try a Sour Ghost.

2oz Vanilla Vodka
Ginger Ale
1oz Sour Mix

All you do is shake vodka and sour mix in cocktail shaker with ice, pour over a glass filled with crushed ice, fill the rest of the glass with the ginger ale. Easy, yes?

Okay, one more and then I’m hitting the bar. Not really. But I am going to the liquor store. The World Fuckin’ Series is on tonight and I wanna watch it. No offense to you dear readers, but the World Series trumps you guys.
Let’s end our chat with a Frog in a Blender!

1 cup of ice
2oz of Vodka
4oz of Cranberry Juice
2 lime wheels

Pour all ingredients into a blender, blend 3-5 seconds, pour into a chilled hurricane glass. And there ya go!

Well, I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and see what Sasha’s doing. She may be drunk already. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and swamp feet grease!

CHARLIE BROWN IS AN ASSHOLE! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there, hi there ho there...again! It's your good friend Sasha Slaughter && I'll be reviewing the movie, “Trick 'r Treat” for you freaks and geeks! Trick 'r Treat is an American horror film that was written and directed by Michael Doughtery and it was based on his short film, “Season's Greetings.” The film was supposed to be released in in 2007 but was pushed back and was eventually released straight to DVD and Blu-ray on October 6, 2009.

“Trick 'r Treat” is an anthology of four Halloween related stories. The one thing they have in common that ties the stories together is Sam, a mysterious pint sized trick or treater wearing shabby orange pajamas and a burlap sack over his head. He appears in all four stories as a friendly reminder to those who break Halloween tradition. Here we go!

The story begins with married couple Emma and Henry who have just returned from a Halloween party. They've set up numerous ghost-scarecrows for Halloween in their yard. On the way into the house, Emma tries to blow out one of the jack-o'-lantern's by the fence and Henry tells her not to do it because it's against tradition. Emma blows it out anyway and starts bitching about all of the decorations and how they need to be taken down before her mother gets there in the morning.

Henry says he'll do it tomorrow but Emma tells him he'll sleep all day and play video games so she'll do it herself. Henry goes inside to wait for Emma to come to bed. Emma is outside taking down the scarecrows and as she begins to take one down, an unknown assailant attacks her and slits her throat with a knife-like pumpkin lollipop. Henry falls asleep and wakes up sometime later. He notices that Emma isn't with him and goes outside to find....

Our second story takes us into the world of Steven Wilkins, the school principal who moonlights as a serial killer. Wilkins comes home to see Charlie, a neighborhood boy, on his porch stealing candy. Mr. Wilkins tells him it's ok and tells Charlie to stay a while. Charlie eats the stolen candy while Wilkins talks about the tradition of Halloween. Shortly after eating the candy, Charlie begins to vomit copious amounts of blood.

Wilkins tells him that here is another tradition that people forget about Halloween, and that's to check their candy before they eat it. Wilkins drags Charlie's dead body into his house and into the backyard. He buries Charlie, along with another dead body, in his yard but soon has a run in with his neighbor Mr. Kreeg. The neighbor asks what Wilkins is doing and jokingly asks if he is hiding dead bodies.

He then asks why Wilkins is in a hole in the backyard. He tells Kreeg that they are having septic problems and Kreeg asks if that was why their backyard smells like a dead whore. Mr. Wilkins finishes burying the bodies and goes into the house where his son Billy asks if they can carve a pumpkin now. Wilkins takes him into the basement and on the table is....

Our third story begins with five school children Macy, Chip, Sara, Schrader, and Rhonda. Four of the children are going from home to home asking if they can borrow any extra jack-o'-lantern's. They reach Rhonda's house and see that her front yard if full of them. They ask her to borrow some and her and the other four children venture to an abandoned rock quarry. Macy tells the children the tale of the tragic bus accident that happened one Halloween afternoon 30 years before.

The story is that a school bus containing 8 mentally disturbed children who had to be chained to their seats were on their way home when the driver took a different route. The parents of the children could no longer bear the burden of their mentally ill children so they pooled their money together to pay the bus driver to kill them. As the bus driver checked all of their chains, one of the children escaped and got into the drivers seat and drove the bus into the lake.

The bus driver was the only survivor and was never heard from again. Macy planned to take 8 pumpkins down to the quarry to remember them. So Macy, Sara, and Schrader rode the elevator down and Rhonda and Chip were the next to go down. When Rhonda and Chip reached the bottom they heard screams and Rhonda went to investigate. She saw Schrader's mask floating in the water and then three people started running towards her wearing chains and masks.

Rhonda ran and tripped and hit her head. When she woke up the kids told her it was all a joke. That is until Macy kicked a pumpkin into the water. They started hearing voices and strange noises. The kids started screaming as the children that died in the bus accident came out of the water and attacked them. Rhonda was the only one who...

Our final story takes us into a costume shop with Laurie, her sister, and their friends. They are trying on costumes and recruiting people to come to a Halloween party in the woods. Laurie stays behind at the party in town while her sister and friends go to the woods. Her sister calls and tells her to get there soon. Laurie tells her she'll be there as she catches someone in a dark costume staring at her from across the street.

Laurie leaves and walks into the woods where the party is being held. She runs into the man in the black costume who is a vampire, he pushes her into a tree and proceeds to bite her neck. Moments later at the party, a body wearing a red cape, which is what Laurie was wearing, falls from the trees. Everyone stops and Laurie's sister lifts the cape to reveal the vampire underneath.

Laurie appears seconds later and is scolded for being late. The vampire asks for help and one of Laurie's friends takes off the mask and reveals that is Steven Wilkins (the school principal) and then takes out his fake fangs. Laurie tells Wilkins that it's her first time when all of the girls at the party start transforming into werewolves and she starts eating him.

The conclusion of the anthology takes us to Mr. Kreeg's house. He hates everything that has to do with Halloween and enjoys scaring the local children when they come to his door and stealing their candy. Kreeg's dog Spite hears noises in the house and leads him upstairs to his bedroom where he sees a pumpkin on a night stand and the words "Trick or Treat" written all over his walls.

He is standing by his bed when he gets stabbed in the leg. He falls to the floor and Sam comes out from underneath the bed and the two start to fight. Crag tries to shoot Sam and shoots the pumpkin instead. The light goes out in the pumpkin and Sam disappears. Crag starts walking down the stairs when he trips on candy that was lying on the steps. He tumbles to the bottom and the two struggle again, and this time Crag manages to pull the sack off of Sam's head, revealing his head to look like a cross between a jack-o-lantern and a skull. Crag throws him against the wall and sees his neighbor Mr. Wilkins outside and yells for help but Wilkins goes inside his house.

Sam attacks him again and Crag gains the upper hand and shoots Sam, seemingly killing him. As Crag dials 911 Sam attacks him again, stabbing at him with a large pumpkin lollipop. It lodges into a candy bar that was lying on Kreeg's chest. After finally receiving his treat, Sam eats the candy bar and then leaves the house. Meanwhile, the pictures burning slowly in the fire show a class photo of the children that died in the "School Bus Massacre", and the bus driver was Crag himself.  Later that night, after being bandaged from his encounter with Sam, Crag answers the door to trick or treaters and gives them candy. While outside he sees Sam go to Emma and Henry's  house and then...

And then?? I guess you'll have to watch “Trick 'r Treat” on Netflix and find out huh?? I don't even know where to start about this movie!! The fact that it was an anthology of four different stories but somehow they were all linked together by Sam was awesome. And Sam was sooo freaking cute!! Walking around with his big 'ol pumpkin/skull head and his little orange footie pajamas.

If I ever saw him, I'd probably wanna give him a hug! Wow, that was random, back to my thoughts about the movie. I liked how all of the stories were separate but they all tied in together somehow, other than with Sam. There was a shit ton of blood, some boob shots, awesome death scenes (You ever seen anyone get killed with a lollipop?? It was awesome!) and werewolves.

OMIGOD the werewolves were just great and totally unexpected. I never saw that coming! I was so surprised. The scene where the girls turned into werewolves was probably the absolute best werewolf transformation sequence ever. I mean, they just ripped their skin off and there was fur underneath...and the eyes and fangs...Ugh! It was incredible really.

The movie was very well scripted and had just a touch of humor and some irony thrown in, which you don't see too often in the horror genre. Overall I'd give this movie a 5 out of 5. Now I very rarely give perfect scores, but this movie rocked my fuzzy Steeler socks. The plot was just amazing. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. I would most definitely recommend this movie to anyone, it's perfect to watch on a Halloween night. And since you're here creeping, stop by Zane's part of world and see what he's got on the slab. You'll be glad you did!

                                   

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

DANCE MOTHERFUCKER DANCE! BY: ZOMBIE 'CM' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that can clear a room with your rank and rancid foot odor. Are you still greasing it up? Anyway, what’s good? So as you may or not know, as of late I’ve been posting some kick ass Halloween party songs. So with only about two weeks to go, I thought I might post a few more. I mean after all, we don’t want your party to suck.

Okay funky cats and dirty bats, let’s cut out the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?

The first Halloween jam that I wanna share with you is a little number by a band called, INXS. How's about a little 'Devil Inside." Or dick inside for that matter.  Was that a bad joke? Whatever, here's the song...

A blast from the past, yes? The next song that you should have on your Halloween party playlist is by the one, the only, Justin Bieber!!  Just fucking ya! I mean get real. This is Zombie Zane you're talking to here. Not some wonk that rocks out to Backstreet Boys and fucking N'Stink. Fuck off outta here. But for real, here's another great party song for ya to jam to. Check it out.

Now that motherfuckin' jam is just all kinds of cool didn't ya think? This next song is a MUST for any Halloween gathering. Yeah, yeah, I know that it's old but it's still a fucking classic. I'm talking Monster Mash! It just feels like Halloween when ya hear it! Listen Up!

All kinds of fun! That was great! So I've got time for two more tunes. I guess let's hear from The Doors. Kinda a slower song, bust still Halloween related. This song is great to go off and maybe chief some trees while you play it. Here's People Are Strange by The Doors.

Anybody remember that shit from "The Lost Boys?" Fucking great movie! Okay, last song for now. I'm gonna close this out with the B 52's and Planet Claire. Enjoy!


Well hard rockers and hard on's, I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and go see what Sasha is up to. I'm sure it may involve nudity, beer, and a well oiled midget. Also be sure and check back tomorrow to see what we're up to. Ya know you just can't wait. So until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and wannabe paranormal investigator grease! Ridiculous bitch.

WHEN THERE IS NO MORE ROOM IN HELL, THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there, hi there, ho there!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for yet another week of pre-Halloween socks rocking awesomeness! Since we're on the subject of Halloween, I'll be talking about zombies today...ooooh!!

More specifically, I'll be talking about the AMC series, “The Walking Dead.” If you haven't seen this series, you absolutely should!!! “The Walking Dead” debuted on AMC on October 31, 2010. And the show itself is actually based on the ongoing comic book series “The Walking Dead” created by Robert Kirkman, Tony Moore, Charlie Adlard. The pilot of “The Walking Dead” received 5.4 million viewers, making it the most watched premiere episode of any AMC television series. After reading that you know it's gotta be good! So let me tell you all about it!
“The Walking Dead” is the story of the aftermath of a zombie apocalypse; it follows a small group of survivors traveling across the US in search of a new home away from the hordes of the undead (also known as walkers). The plot is mainly focused on how humans would react to a post-apocalyptic world and the way the struggling human race could survive.

The group is led by Rick Grimes, who was a sheriff's deputy in a small Georgia town before the zombie outbreak began. As their situation grows more treacherous, the groups overwhelming urge to survive begins to push them towards the brink of insanity. It seems that at every turn the group is faced with unbearable horrors that come with having the dead walk again.
Deputy Rick Grimes was shot by criminals in a standoff on the highway and goes into a coma. An undetermined amount of time later he wakes up the hospital alone. When he ventures out of his room and into the streets he finds a post-apocalyptic world overrun with the walking dead. He soon discovers that his wife Lori and son Carl are missing.

Rick arms himself with a bag of guns and after hearing a rumor from a survivor,  makes the dangerous journey to Atlanta.  He was told that the CDC has set up a safe zone in the city and he believes his family may be hiding there. During his journey Rick sees the devastation left by the "walkers" and upon reaching Atlanta, realizes that the city is no longer safe.
A few miles outside of the city, Rick's wife and son have been hiding with a group of survivors led by Shane Walsh, Rick's former colleague and best friend. They have established a camp with a small group of survivors from the county. After being rescued from Atlanta by the group and being reunited with Lori and Carl, Rick assumes a command position with Shane and takes responsibility for not only the survival of his own family, but also for the rest of the group.

Part of Rick's group heads back to Atlanta to recover weapons that Rick left behind, but they run into some unfriendly survivors. Rick eventually eases the tension and they return back to camp only to discover that it has been overrun by walkers and their people are dying. Hoping to find medical treatment for an injured member, the remainder of the group decide to return to Atlanta to seek help from the CDC and to see if there is in fact a quarantined safe place them for them to go to.
Yeahh!! I love zombies! And I'm almost positive I love this series too!!! When I first saw the commercials for this show last year I was ecstatic. Zombies are my thing and to hear that there was going to be a TV series about them, wow!! I was so excited to watch and I was literally counting down the days until the first episode on October 31, 2010.

And how fitting that the first episode aired on Halloween night? I am a huge fan of this show. I watched it religiously every Sunday when it came on and waited a long year for the second season to start. The second season started Sunday night @ 9 and so far it looks really promising. To prove just how promising it is, the first episode of this series had a total of 7.3 million viewers! WOW!

And I had no idea that the show is actually based on a comic book series! Bad ass!!! The special effects in this show are incredible. The zombies look amazing and actually really scary. I remember in the first episode there was this zombie torso crawling across the grass really slowly, and just seeing that was like wow, that's amazing! And it actually made me a little emo. I mean, you had this zombie torso with no legs just using it's arms to crawl across the grass, and it still wanted to fuck anyone up that came near it. That is until Rick Grimes put it out of its misery, if you want to call it that.
The plot isn't anything new, I've seen it a hundred times in other movies. And I didn't really like the beginning of the first episode. I saw that exact scene in 28 days later. You know, guy wakes up in hospital and realizes that the world has ended and has no idea what’s going on..blah blah. It could have been more original, but other than that, I have no complaints.

The show has solid acting, a great plot and like I said, the zombies look so real and so damn creepy! I will most definitely be watching the second season just as religiously as the first. And the best part? This season has twice as many episodes as the first!! Oh yeahh! I recommend “The Walking Dead” to any horror or zombie fans out there. You will not be disappointed. Trust me. I'm a professional. And while you're here peeping my stuff, how about you go on and see what Zane's got going on?? Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.
Sasha Slaughter








                                                                                               

Monday, October 17, 2011

ZOMBIES AND WITCHES CHIEFING TREES! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that cause more drama and chaos by eating all the KFC and Burger King. Have you showered yet you funk-nasty piece of fuck? I doubt it. In any case, what’s good horror fans?
It’s been a busy as fuck weekend here at DEH. I’ve had a mini-Zombie Zane running amok for the last three days. He’s quite the handful. All he wants to do is knock over tombstones and eat. But then again, he is a mini zombie.

And my New York Football Giants pulled of a nice win against the Buffalo Bills! Plus the shit poke Cowgirls lost...again! Great football day for Zombie Zane! Before I start going on a football rant, I better stick to the topic at hand like what we have coming up for yous this week at DEH.
This week we’re gonna be doing a couple different things. Some of it will be Halloween themed shit, some of it will be some movie reviews, and some of it will be...I don’t know, maybe some more Halloween party songs and drink recipes. I do know that Sasha Slaughter is gonna be talking about ‘The Walking Dead’ so if you’re into that you’ll wanna be sure and check back throughout the week to see what she’s got to say about it. Hope everyone remembered to set the DVR last night. I did but I haven’t seen it yet.
What else was I gonna say? Fuck me, my memory is awful today! Well, whatever, probably wasn’t that important anyway.  Maybe it had to do with the series ‘American Horror Story.’ Which by the way is fuckin’ sox rockin! I’m all about it! It’s a must DVR in the Zombie Zane household.  Hope you Dead End Horror sheep are DVR-ing it too. If you ain’t, then you suck. Just kidding.

Well, I guess that’s all I got for ya. Sorry this post was a little vague, but due to lack of sleep and coffee, what can you do? The important thing is, that I got something out to you guys. I hope you have low standards like I do and are rarely disappointed.
So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and hair plastered to your fuckin’ forehead grease!