DRINK TIL YOU DROP WITH YOUR GIRL ON TOP BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that go weeks without showering and wear the same stinky clothes everyday. Do some fucking laundry and wash ya ass once in a while, yes? So, what’s good? I don’t know about you guys, but I could use a fucking drink. In fact, I could use a Halloween themed drink. I mean Halloween is breathing down our necks.

Since we all feel like kicking back  some of grandpa’s cough medicine, how about we talk some Halloween themed adult beverages. I’ve posted a few drink recipes during the last couple of weeks so why not add a few more. I mean after all, Halloween and drinking are two of my favorite things. Plus I’m a professional. SO let’s cut the foreplay and get fucked up! 

The first drink I wanna tell you about is called a, are you ready for this...Blowjob from a Ghost at Sundown in Salem’s Lot...Whatta fucking trippy title! Ya gotta try this one. Here’s all you need:

2oz. Curacao blue (Bols)
1oz   Bols Pumpkin Smash
1.5oz  Passion Fruit flavored Vodka
2oz   Sour Mix

Mix all ingredients into a shaker with ice, strain, and pour in a glass. Drink it up buttercup!

What about this one, this one is called Devils Candy. It’s a shooter and it will total you!

1 part Hot Damn
1 part sour Watermelon Pucker

Pour into shot glass, add a splash of Bacardi 151 and light it. Blow out the flame and take your shot. 

Next on the drink menu, we got a drink called Evil Spell.

1.5oz of Canadian Whiskey
4oz Apple Juice
1 apple slice
1 whole cinnamon stick
1/2oz Maple Syrup

Build over crushed ice in a highball glass. Stir with cinnamon stick until syrup dissolves. Garnish with the apple slice. This is a damn good beverage! 

Next up, let’s try a Sour Ghost.

2oz Vanilla Vodka
Ginger Ale
1oz Sour Mix

All you do is shake vodka and sour mix in cocktail shaker with ice, pour over a glass filled with crushed ice, fill the rest of the glass with the ginger ale. Easy, yes?

Okay, one more and then I’m hitting the bar. Not really. But I am going to the liquor store. The World Fuckin’ Series is on tonight and I wanna watch it. No offense to you dear readers, but the World Series trumps you guys.

Let’s end our chat with a Frog in a Blender!

1 cup of ice
2oz of Vodka
4oz of Cranberry Juice
2 lime wheels

Pour all ingredients into a blender, blend 3-5 seconds, pour into a chilled hurricane glass. And there ya go!

Well, I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and see what Sasha’s doing. She may be drunk already. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and swamp feet grease!

GIRLS ON TOP AND DRINK TILL YOU DROP! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that move from place to place bringing your funk with you! How goes it? Man, can you believe it’s the middle of the month already? Holy fuck does time haul ass! Especially when you stay permanently wasted. Not that we condone drinking or staying in a state of perpetual fucked-upness. But in any case, how about we get to today’s post.

So last week I shared with you a few kick-ass Halloween themed drink recipes. Seeing how Halloween will be here in a few weeks, I thought why not share a few more? I mean you only have a few weeks left to try these out and see if they met your low standards. So without further ado, let’s get fucked up!

So the first drink that I wanna share with you has a great name! Ever heard of a drink called, ‘Witches Tits?’ Well, here’s how you make it:

½ ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey’s)

½ ounce Sambuca, black

All you do is pour the Sambuca Black and layer the Bailey’s over it. Easy peasy Japanesey!

The next drink that will add some fun and drunkenness to your Halloween soiree is called, ‘Trick or Treat.’ Can’t have a Halloween party without Trick or Treat. Here’s how you do it:

½ ounce of Amaretto

½ ounce of vanilla flavored Vodka

½ ounce of Triple Sec

1 dash of Grenadine

Orange Juice

All you gotta do is pour vodka, triple sec, amaretto, grenadine, into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir.  Take four or five Halloween candies and stick them on a skewer. Place skewer on top of glass. This drink will for real fuck you up! Try it.

Ever tried a ‘Scary Night?’ This is a shooter. And it’s kinda like the Witches Tits. Check it out:

1 part Bailey’s

1 part Sambuca

Layer the Bailey’s over the Sambuca in a shot glass and get after it! WARNING! This drink may make your clothes come off. Just a word from the wise.

Here’s another drink you may like. Ya gotta try a ‘Hells Eye!’ This drink is also a shooter. All you need is:

½ ounce Kahlua

1/4 ounce Whiskey (Canadian)

1/4 ounce of milk


Mix kahlua, whiskey, and milk into a shot glass. Add several drops of hot sauce and shoot!

I know it sounds odd, the combo of stuff, but trust me, it’s really a great party drink.

Ok, time for one more. Ever tried a, ‘Freddy Kruger?’ Here’s all you need:

1 part Jager

1 part Sambuca

1 part Vodka

Again, this is another shooter. All you do is mix all parts into a chilled shotglass and down the hatch it goes! Yum yum gimmie some!

Well, I guess that’s enough liquor recipes for now. Give this a shot and see what you think. Trust me, these are all good. I am a junior alcoholic after all. Ok, before you go and get drunk, pop on over and see what Sasha’s up to. I’m sure it’s delicious!

Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween fun grease!

TOP 5 REASONS WHY I LOVE HALLOWEEN!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hi there spooks and spookettes!!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for yet another week of pre-Halloween awesomeness!! This week I'll be sharing a few of my favorite things with you! First off, I'll be telling you my top 5 reasons why I absolutely love Halloween...and who doesn't?? And for the rest of week I'll be pleasing your peepers with my top 5 favorite Halloween candies and my top 5 MUST SEE Halloween movies. So let's get this thing going shall we???

5. HAUNTED HOUSE TOURS- These tours make my list because they are just damn fun. I try and make it to at least one every Halloween, although I will say, I've been slacking. Nonetheless, haunted house tours are awesome! I remember going to my first tour when I was 16 with my mom and two best friends. We went to Hegarty's mansion (Now known as Ravenwood Manor, located in PA) and it was incredible! There was a different theme in every room, from a gruesome surgery gone wrong to a dead woman haunting the mansion. The people that give the tours are really professional and the actors are amazing! I've also been to Field of Screams and Jason's Woods (Also located in PA) and they were both incredibly scary. There was a haunted hay ride and a haunted mansion filled with scares around every corner. If you've never been to a haunted house tour on Halloween, I suggest you try it!

4. COSTUMES- Ahh yes...dressing up is a HUGE part of Halloween. I've been a witch, a tainted fairy (yeah yeah, TAINTed...haha) little red riding hood (give me a break, I was a kid!) and a hippie in 6th grade...Ohh memories! Anyway! Costumes are just awesome. I mean, you can literally be anything you want to be! The possibilities are endless and you get to use your imagination, which is the best part. Although, something that kind of irks me about Halloween is the fact that some women use it as a chance to dress skanky....Really?? You can dress like a whore for the other 364 days out of the year, Halloween is the one day you get to be something gross or scary...and you wanna dress like a hooker?? Suck it!!

3. ATMOSPHERE- I love love love the feeling in the air during Halloween. I can't describe it. It's just this amazing peaceful aura of the month of October. The cool crisp air blowing through the trees, the leaves turning brilliant oranges and reds, and everything pumpkin of course, can't forget about that. Fall is my favorite time of year. Everyone slows down a little...it's a really peaceful feeling. The weather gets cooler, the days get shorter, and it makes me feel all cozy and at peace.

2. CANDY- Well hell yeah, what is Halloween without candy??? That's one of the highlights of Halloween, no?? Well maybe when I was a kid it was, but now, not so much. But candy still made the list at number 2. Seeing all of the little kids going door to door dressed up makes me reminisce about the times when that was me, dressed up as a little witch and being excited about all the candy I had...until my parents ate it..lol. Now that I'm a little too old to be trick or treating I'm doing the handing out of the candy to those excited little ghouls that remind me of me when I was their age.

1. HORROR MOVIE MARATHONS- Now that were done with that stroll down memory lane, let's talk about the endless amounts of horror movies that come on TV in October. I LOVE horror movies, and having a nonstop marathon of them all day and night is like an orgasm to my eyes!!  All of the blood, guts, and screams are sure to get anyone in the Halloween kinda mood. Works for me every time!! But I will say that it annoys me when they play the same horror movies over and over again...*ahem AMC and Halloween 4* =) But I won't complain too much, I'm just happy to see some violence and blood to get me in the Halloween spirit.

So there you have it stranger dangers, the top 5 reasons why I love Halloween. Perhaps some of you weirdos out there can relate, yes??? And since you're here creeping on my stuff, stop by and see what Zane has in store for you!! I know he wants you to look, he's into that kind of thing!! And thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.