Zombies...Blood...and a Friendly Sociopath By: Sasha Slaughter

Oh well hey there DEH fans!! Thanks for checking us out! In case you didn't know, as of this month Zane and I have had the blog for 1 year. Wow! Crazy right? So we wanna thank all of our fans, new ones, and ones that have been there from the beginning. We appreciate you showing us some love by reading our stuff. We will continue to rock your socks for as long we can. 

Now, let's get down to business. Today I'll be doing another movie review for you freaks. I also found this movie on Netflix, it's called DIE-ner (get it?). It's a B movie about a zombie apocalypse. What's not to like? It came out in 2010 and was written by Patrick Horvath. So let me give you my review, huh?

A sociopathic serial killer named Ken stops at a small town diner and quickly befriends graveyard-shift waitress Rose. Winning over his trust, Rose tells him how she ended up in the lonesome diner. Ken seems genuinely interested, until he slits her throat. He then finds Fred, the unsuspecting cook, and kills him too. He stuffs their bodies in the walk-in freezer and cleans up the crime scene when his escape is thwarted when bickering married couple Kathy and Rob come into the diner. 

He pretends that he works at the diner and is friendly at first. He sits at their booth, with his pocket knife ready to kill the couple when the small town Sheriff arrives at the diner. The situation turns volatile when Fred and Rose stumble out of the freezer, in search of some flesh to munch on. Ken holds Rob, Kathy, and Sheriff Duke hostage, but with the zombie up-rising in full effect, Ken does his best to come up with a plan to flee both the law, and a fate much worse than death.

ZZZZZZZZZZ WOW!! What a pile of B movie shit my friends. Sure, it sounds good right? Well, that's because I wrote it, but anyway, it's actually really terrible. The acting is bad...the plot is bad.. the dialogue was bad...everything is just bad. I don't even know who any of those people are. But I will say that the movie did have that B movie humor in it. I laughed a few times, but that doesn't make up for how terrible the movie was. 

I think throughout most of the movie, there were like 5 zombies...I was like WTF?? Where are the zombies??? And then with five minutes of the movie left, that's when the zombies start like taking over the diner and killing people. There could have been more zombies though. It's supposed to be about a zombie apocalypse...I don't think that 10 zombies really counts as an apocalypse...do you?

I will say that the zombies looked pretty decent. There was a good amount of blood too...and a severed finger...and two severed heads. Not too bad. Overall I'd give DIE-ner (get it?) a 2 out of 5. I was actually pretty bored throughout the whole movie, I sort of wanted to take a nap. 

As you all know, I loves me some zombies, but the ones in this movie didn't do a thing for me. It's on Netflix if you wanna check out, you don't have to take my word for it. Thanks for taking the time and stopping by Dead End Horror!

A Rotting Corpse in Lingerie...And She's Got Yuck Mouth Too! By: Sasha Slaughter

Hey there snitches and bitches!! Yes, that's right, Zane and I are back!!! Did you miss us? Yes?? I know!!! Who the hell wouldn't, right? Anyway, things are back in full swing here at DEH and we'll be bringing you awesome shit this week, as usual. Today I'll be telling you about a movie I came across on Netflix. The flim is titled Ghosts of GoldField, and is said to be based on actual events that happened in GoldField, Nevada. The movie stars Roddy Piper (Rowdy Roddy Piper this is, and Kellan Lutz, the dude from Twilight) and was directed by Ed Winfield. Let me fill you in on the details, ehh?

Five college film students decide to head to the Nevada town of Goldfield, where it's rumored that an old hotel is haunted. Julie and her friends decide to check the place out and get permission from the lone bartender, still living in the derelict town, to investigate the Goldfield Hotel. Upon entering, Julie begins to hear strange whispers and screams, but no one else can hear them. The team is hoping to catch a glimpse of Elizabeth Walker, who was killed by her cruel lover in room 109 for being unfaithful and having a child to another man. Soon, the team also begins hearing strange whispers, most often hearing "Where's my baby?"

They see who they believe to be Elizabeth and follow her around the motel, where she quickly vanishes. Julie begins to have flashbacks and realizes that when Elizabeth's lover found out she had cheated, he killed her 2 week old baby, and then tortured and killed her. She also finds out that Elizabeth roams the halls in search of her infant daughter night after night, while reliving her death. 

Julie soon comes to the realization that a terrible family secret ties her grandmother to the tragic events that ended Elizabeth's life. And Julie comes to the terrifying conclusion that there is only way to end Elizabeth's torture, and that includes sacrificing herself. Forever.

Dun dun dun!!!! What ever will she do??? If you really wanna know, head on over to Netflix and check it out. Me, I wouldn't watch this again if you paid me. It really wasn't that good. The acting was terrible...I mean...just awful. And the whiny little klepto chick with the ugly fur boots really got on my nerves. I'm glad she died first, and what a way she died too! I won't go into detail, but it was kinda cool. 

There wasn't a whole lot of blood, and when there was, it kinda looked like cranberry juice. Weird. There were like....3 or 4 death scenes. They weren't great, but they weren't horrible. I think my fave was one that involved 2 inch long black fingernails and alot of blood. You'll have to watch it to see what I mean. Ohh and I can't forget the possession and dry hump scene...way cheesy. And it was with whiny klepto, so it was mucho annoying.

The film kind of dragged on in some parts, and it just wasn't believable. Ohh and the dead chick, Elizabeth, one minute she was all grotesque with gross teeth and yuck mouth, the next she's dressed in little skimpy lingerie...WHAT?? And who knew they had lingerie like that back in the 30's?? I sure didn't. But in the flashbacks, she's dressed in a long white nightgown thinger....I don't get it!! 

Anyway, I'd give Ghosts of Goldfield a 2 out of 5. Like I said, the acting was terrible, and I didn't really get the ending...I'm confused!! I really doubt I'd watch this again, and I probably wouldn't recommend seeing it, unless you're into dead chicks in skimpy lingerie, then by all means, enjoy. Well, that's all I gotta say about that, don't forget to check out what Zane's got going on this week...he may even wear his MP's while he writes! Thanks for stopping by!

Shit We Haven't Seen and Shit We Wanna Talk About By: Zombie Zane

Dum-dum-dum-relax here I come. What’s good Dead End Horror fans? Hope everyone had a good weekend. As for me, my weekend was kinda on the fucked up side to say the least. I’ll spare you the details.

So, on to bigger and things like what the fuck Sasha and I are gonna be posting this week. This week we’re gonna be talking about shit we haven’t seen yet. By that I mean horror movies we ain’t seen yet. Sometimes the shit we review are movies that we’ve seen before. This week it will be all new shit to us. How many times did I say shit in this paragraph?

By the way, did anyone catch the Grammy’s last night? It was okay. Like I give it a 2.5 out of 5. Bruno Mars was fucking awesome! And so was Deadmau5! Even Katy Perry rocked the house and I usually hate that bitch.

Adele was fucking bad ass too! I’m glad she cleaned house. The chick can fucking sing. So kudos to her. And what was with Lady GaGa’s net face? Was that like a tuna net or some shit? And one more thing, enough of all the old geezers up on stage rockin.’ Jesus Christ. It was like circa 1960.

Okay, enough Grammy talk. Just be sure and tune in this week for shit we haven’t seen. I’m not sure what I’m gonna watch yet. I’ll figure it out. Sasha will be watching some cool shit too. I would tell you but I’d rather you just come back and see what the fuck is going on. 

So on that note, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and rumph-rumph-rumph grease!

Secret Thoughts Lead to Bathroom Sex By: Zombie Zane

Bop-bop-bop-and fap-fap-fap! What’s new Dead End Horror fans? In case you haven’t noticed, this post is coming out a day late. Due to the Super Bowl and the Super Bowl festivities, Sasha and I decided to take yesterday off. I too elated with my New York Giants to even think about work.

So it’s now Tuesday and it’s back to the regular grind. Anyway, this week at DEH we’re just gonna do some random type shit. No real topic, just random horror whatever. Is that okay with you? No!? Too motherfucking bad! Our blog, our rules. But don’t worry, you’ll dig our shit. You always do. 

As far as digging our shit, Sasha will be doing a couple movie reviews, and maybe some dark poetry. She’s a damn good poet in case you didn’t know that. Me, I couldn’t write poetry to save my cock. Thank god that proposition hasn’t came about yet.

Anyway, as far as what I got going on for the week, not quite sure yet. Still mulling over what to do. But as usual, I’m a professional so you know it’ll be fuckin great. I may tell some nasty jokes, I was gonna do that last week but...And I got a couple of new horror movies I may wanna review. I guess you’ll just have to come back every day so you can find out. 

Well, I guess that’s about it for the day. I think I’ve covered everything that needs to be covered. Be sure and check back everyday so you can be up to date with our posts. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Later taters!

Let's play a game....It's called scary noises. By: Sasha Slaughter

Ohh well hey there die hard DEH fans!! Thanks for joining us on yet another day of cult horror awesomeness! Today I'll be telling you about a movie called Night of the Comet (1984). It was written and directed by Thom Eberhardt. It has several diverse genres such as science fiction, horror, zombie apocalypse, and even comedy and a dash of romance thrown in. And here's something you may not know, Night of the Comet was voted number 10 in Bloody Disgusting's top 10 doomsday Horror Films in 2009. Yay! Now go ahead and let me tell you a little about it.

The Earth is getting ready to pass through the tail of a rogue comet, something that had not happened in 65 million years, and the residents of Southern California are getting ready to celebrate. But not 18 year old Regina "Reggie" Belmont. She decides stay in the projection room of the theatre where she works and spend the night with her boyfriend. Meanwhile, her younger sister Samantha is stuck at their home where their stepmother Doris. Doris decides to throw a party for the neighborhood to celebrate the comet, but after a fight with Doris, Samantha runs away and spends the night in a metal yard shed. The following morning, a reddish haze covers the city, and there's no one in sight, only piles of dust. Regina wakes up, not yet knowing what has happened outside. Her boyfriend leaves and she goes looking for him, only to find him being eaten by a zombie. Regina narrowly escapes being attacked by the zombie and hurries home to find her sister and see if she's ok.

After Regina and Samantha finally realize what happened, they hear a local disc jockey, and race to the radio station, only to find it was an automated recording. They run into a man named Hector, who spent the night in his truck. Samantha interrupts the pre-recorded show to make an announcement, and the broadcast is heard by a team of government researchers in an underground think tank. The researchers call the station and tell the survivors that a rescue team is on the way. Reggie and Sam decide to go to the local mall to pass time when they are captured by zombie stock boys, but are soon rescued by the research team.

Regina is immediately taken back to the think tank, while Sam is thought to be infected and was ordered to be killed. A disillusioned scientist named Audrey pretends to kill Sam and then after meeting Hector and telling him how to save Reggie, she kills herself. Regina realizes what the researchers are doing with all of the people they have on life support machines- they are being kept alive so the researches can harvest their blood and create a serum to save themselves. It's up to Hector to save Reggie and for them to stop the researchers from killing innocent people.

BRRRRRRRAINS!! ZOMBIES!!! Ahh! I saw zombies. That was awesome. Anyway, now about the movie. It really wasn't that bad. I kinda liked it actually. And it definitely takes you on a trip back to the 80's. The acting was ok, but that Samantha girl got on my nerves...ughh. The special effects aren't anything to get excited over though, and some parts of the movie were kind of slow. But if you like low-budget B-horror films, this is a decent film to watch. One thing that I didn't really like was the fact that played really irritating music pretty much throughout the entire movie, whether it was related to the scene or not. TOO MUCH MUSIC!

And I think that were maybe like...3 zombies in the entire movie...or a few more..whatever. This movie needed more zombies! Overall I'd give Night of the Comet a 2 out of 5. I will say that this movie is pretty forgetable, even it's a cult classic. I probably won't remember much of it to be honest.The acting was not good...in fact, it was downright annoying. Ughh. But I won't say that I wasted 95 minutes of my life, because the film was slightly entertaining. As far as me ever watching it again?? Good question. Maybe...maybe not. Don't forget to check out what Zane's got going on, and as always, thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror!

2012 & DRY HUMPING By: The Dead End Horror Writers

Hello Dead End Horror fans that survived the New Year and decided to do a little drunk dialing. What’s new? Holy fuck it’s been a while! Did you miss us? No? Liars. Well, we missed all of you guys. Missed you like a STD. No, for real, glad to be back here and we’re glad that you’re back with us.

So this week, Sasha and I are going to be working on some new shit here at DEH. So, like we won’t be doing anything new. Basically we’re gonna hit the archives and re-post some of our ancient shit. Which will be cool for all you new readers. But it will suck the sac if you’ve been with us from the first.

But, yeah, we’re gonna be re-formatting, re-tooling, basically overhauling this thing. But not to worry, it’s all for the better. We’ll be done by next week and then we’ll be posting some brand new shit. So please to hang tight, okay. 

Anyway, glad you guys are back, hope all had a very Happy Holidays, and please, come back as often as you like. We love the company and we know that you do to. And to the haters out there that wanna criticize and put us down, your hate just makes us better. So thank you guys so much.

Until next time, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter welcoming everyone back. Thanks for you constant support. C-ya on the flip side of things.

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE NUMBER FOR THE NEAREST GHOST BUSTER? By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hey there substance abusing sheepies!! How are things?? Things are grey and dreary in my part of world and it makes me wanna sleep. But alas, I can't sleep... I must entertain you, our faithful blog stalkers. And since it's still random, do whatever you want time here at DEH, I'll be giving you a little review of Paranormal Activity. Ever hear of it? No? Where the hell have you been?? I figured since Paranormal Activity 3 came to theatres  recently, I'd give you a little rundown of 1 and 2 (which I'll be doing tomorrow).  

Paranormal Activity was written and directed by Oren Peli and produced by Steven Schneider and Jason Blum. It was first seen at the Screamfest Film Festival on October 14, 2007 and then it hit select theatres on September 25, 2009. And finally Paranormal Activity came to theatres worldwide on October 16, 2009. Let me tell you more about it.

Paranormal Activity is a 2007 supernatural horror film. It centers around young couple Micah and Katie, who are haunted by a supernatural presence in their home. It's presented in the style of "found footage" (Think Blair Witch Project), from a camera set up by the couple in an attempt to capture footage of what is haunting them. Katie and Micha had recently moved into a two story house in suburban California and Katie believes that an "Evil" presence that has haunted her since childhood has followed her to their new home. 

Each night, Micah mounts a video camera on a tripod in their bedroom to try and catch any activity that may happen while they are asleep. The first night all they catch is footsteps. Katie calls a psychic named Dr. Fredrichs, who tells her that she isn't being haunted by a ghost, but by a demon. He tells her that the demon feeds off of negative energy, and that it's intent is to haunt and torture Katie no matter where she goes.

The psychic advises them not to taunt or attempt communication with the demon, and to contact a demonologist right away. Katie seems interested and desperate for help, Micah doesn't take the information seriously. Over the next several nights the camera captures supernatural phenomena that is minor at first. As time goes on the activity gets more intense. On night 5 Katie wakes up from a terrible nightmare and it is revealed that something was whispering to her in her sleep. 

Micah decides to go against the psychics warning and begins tauting the demon. That's when the activity goes from bad to worse. On night 13 they are awoken by a screech and a loud thud. When they go downstairs to investigate they see the chandelier moving by itself. Two days later, on night 15, Katie wakes up and stands by the bed and stares at Micah for hours while he sleeps and then goes to the backyard and sits in the swing. Micah awakens and tries to convince her to come inside but she refuses.

Katie, who is already irritated by Micah's dismissal of the psychics warning, becomes irate when Micah decides to bring in a Ouija board, despite what they were told about taunting the demon. They leave the house that same evening and while they are gone the planchette on the board spins out of control and a small fire erupts on the board but goes out before they get home. They return to find an unrecognizable and unreadable message on the board. 

After that the activity gets more intense and Micah decides to put talcum powder in the hallway to see if anything happens. The couple wakes up to find non-human footprints leading from the bedroom to the attic. Micah then goes to the attic and finds an old picture of a young Katie, which was thought to have been destroyed in a house fire. The activity only worsens from there, and begins to become physical and eventually deadly.

I ain't afraid of no ghost! Ok, yes I am. Eeek! I liked this film when it came out. It freaked me out hardcore. I wasn't like, crying or hiding my eyes or anything, but I will admit that I did jump a few times. The thing that freaked me out the most was the footprints in the powder. Ohh and her getting dragged out of bed, that was freaky deaky too! This movie sort of reminded me of the Blair Witch Project and Quarantine in the way that it was filmed. Movies like that are ok, but sometimes they're a bit overdone. 

And speaking of overdone, Paranormal Activity now has a prequel which is Paranormal Activity 2 and then a third installment obviously titled Paranormal Activity 3 that was released in theatres on October 21, 2011. COME ON MAN! That's just overkill. And in horror, overkill is good, but I'm talking death scenes, not sequels to movies, ya dig?

And I heard that they are planning a Paranormal Activity 4...REALLY?? Stop the madness! This is kinda like the Saw series. The first 1 or 2 were good...and the next 5 were overkill. I'd give Paranormal Activity a 3.5 out of 5. It creeped me out and the acting was pretty decent. If it weren't for the footprints and the chick getting dragged out of bed, and the random, loud scary noises, I'd probably give it a 2.5. It's a decent film to watch if you feel like getting spooked. Well, that's that, how about you hop on over and see what Zane's doing? I think he may be planning to go old school on your candy asses!

WELCOME TO THE PSYCHO WARD By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hello Dead End Horror fans that continue to wait for us putout new shit. Well, on second thought, I guess it seems that most of you are amused by our take on the film, "Antichrist." Like, really? You haven't seen enough clit cutting or blood cuming? Well, to each their own. Anyway, this post was one that Sasha did on the film, "The Ward." Like I said, we're re-posting some old shit this week as Sasha and I work on the new layout and whatnot. We will be back on Monday though with all new shit. So until then, enjoy the clit cutting and blood cuming and we'll c-ya on the flip side. Peace out, your buddy, Zombie (GTH) Zane.

Hey! Sasha Slaughter here with you to satisfy your appetite for some horror. Today I'll be hitting you with some more randomness, isn't that great? Sure it is. Today I'll be telling you about a film called "The Ward". It was written by Michael and Shawn Rasmussen and directed by none other than John Carpenter. This is Carpenter's first full-length feature film since "Ghosts of Mars" in 2001. The film was released in theatres on July 8, 2011. The story revolves around an institutionalized woman named Kristen who is haunted by a mysterious and deadly ghost. Oooh creepy creepy! Let me tell you more about it!

The story begins in 1966 at the North Bend Psychiatric Hospital. A young patient named Tammy is attacked and killed by an unseen force during the night. The following day police get a call for a runaway and begin to search for her. They end up at an old farmhouse that a girl named Kristen has set on fire. Kristen finds herself bloody and bruised standing in front of the burning house with no recollection of how she got there. The police take her to the psychiatric hospital. She is taken to a place called "The Ward" and meets Iris, Sarah, Zoey, and Emily, the other girls who reside in the ward. She is given Tammy's old room and given medication to get some rest for the night. While Kristen sleeps, her blanket is pulled under her bed and when she wakes up to retrieve it she finds a broken charm bracelet.

The next morning she meets Dr. Stinger. He tells Kristen that she had the address of a farmhouse written on her hand when they brought her in. He then asks her about the fire and if she can remember anything. She is unable to recall anything and insists that she isn't crazy. Later that night, Kristen attempts to escape but is quickly caught by one of the orderlies and immediately returned to her room. Waking up in the middle of the night, Kristen catches a glimpse of a horribly disfigured person outside of her door. The next day while taking a shower Kristen is attacked by the disfigured person and upon telling the nurse, she is drugged and put through intense electroshock therapy. 

The following day the girls have a therapy session with Dr. Stinger where Tammy's existence is mentioned by Kristen but is quickly dismissed by the doctor. Shortly after, Iris goes to see Dr. Stinger for what she believes is her last session before she is released. He uses hypnotherapy to unlock Iris' hidden memories. When the session is over, Iris is kidnapped, tortured, and killed by the disfigured person.

Concerned about Iris, Kristen confronts the girls and the staff about the disappearance but everyone refuses to talk. She finds Iris' sketchbook in her room and finds a drawing of a girl named Alice and another picture of a ghostly figure whom she recognizes as the person that attacked her. The name on the top of the page read Alice Hudson. Kristen removes the broken charm bracelet she found from under her mattress, she pieces together the letters and it spells ALICE. She confronts Dr. Stinger and tries to convince him that the ghost of Alice Hudson is haunting the girls in the ward. 

Dr. Stinger dismisses the existence of the ghost and tells Kristen that she needs to find out the answers for herself. Later that night Kristen and Emily attempt to escape the ward, but their escape is discovered and the alarm is raised. Kristen makes it to the entrance of the hospital when she sees Alice's ghost and passes out. She wakes up the next morning in her room where Emily tells her that the orderlies caught her.

On her way to her final appointment, Sarah is attacked and killed by Alice's ghost. Kristen finds out from Zoey and Emily that all of the girls killed Alice because she hurt them and now her ghost is out for revenge. Emily has a break down and starts to slit her wrist, but ends up committing suicide with the help of Alice's ghost. Kristen plans one final time to escape and plans to pretend to take Zoey hostage so she can get out. Her attempt is eventually thwarted by an orderly and Dr. Stinger. Kristen is drugged and put into a straight jacket and locked in her room. 

She manages to escape and takes Zoey with her. They run into the basement of the hospital where they find a service lift and Zoey goes inside with Kristen following her. Zoey is attacked by the ghost in the lift and is nowhere to be found when Kristen gets to the front of the hospital. The ghost chases Kristen throughout the hospital and Kristen manages to kill her. She returns to Dr. Stinger's office and finds a file on Alice Hudson, with details of her treatment including all of the girls names. Dr. Stinger enters his office and reveals to Kristen that....

What does this good doc have to say? Hop on over to Netflix and give "The Ward" a watch and find out! I liked this movie actually. Alot of the reviews said that it sucked and that this movie was Carpenter trying to be like Argento. I don't know about all that, but it was a decent film. It was low-budget, and the acting was decent. It wasn't an excellent film, but it wasn't horrible either. I loved the use of different camera angles and the music was haunting, which really gave a creepy, suspenseful feel to the film. 

The film was interesting, but at times pretty slow, but for the most part it kept my attention throughout. It is a decent creepy psych-ward film that I would probably watch again. There were some parts that were generally creepy, such as when the ghost would appear out of nowhere and it would straight up give me the shocker!

I will not lie, I did jump a time or two. And the special effects of the ghost were great. She looked creepy and disfigured and when there was a close up of her you could see her skin literally crawling, it was soo gross! Overall I'd give "The Ward" a 3.5 out of 5. This was a cleverly written script about the effects of mental illness. 

And I have to say, the end was a total surprise. It was the biggest twist of the whole movie. I was like OMG WTF?? Seriously. The build up of the film was great and I recommend this to any Carpenter fan. That's all I have to say about that, so stop on over and pay Zane a little visit, I'm sure he's got something gross going on!! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.

A JAPANESE MIDGET WITH SYPHILIS...WHAT WHAT?? By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Baaaaa!! Hey there sheep!! Did you miss us?? Sure you did. But Zane and I are back now, so don't you get to frettin. This week, and more than likely this month, will probably be random stuff. Ya know, whatever we feel like doing. Is that ok with you?? If not, too fucking bad. Our blog, our rules. And besides, you know how it is...we're professionals! 

So today I'll be doing a little review of Masters of Horror episode 13: Imprint. I haven't done a series review in a hot minute or 6 right!!?? "Imprint" is the 13th and final episode of season one. It was directed by Takashi Miike, who is said to be "one of the most unsettling horror directors alive". We'll see about that! 

The episode was scheduled to appear on TV but was shelved due to concerns about its extremely graphic and disturbing content. And Imprint was also based on a Japanese horror novel, with this version being the first uncensored episode to be available in America. So let's get to it.

Christopher, a Victorian era American journalist, is traveling through Japan in search of his true love, Komomo. She was a lost girlfriend whom he promised to rescue from her life of prostitution and bring to America. He lands on an island mainly populated by whores and their masters. He is solicited by a tout (a Japanese midget tout with syphilis to be exact). He asks about Komomo and she claims to have no knowledge of her, but asks Christopher to spend the night. 

He requests the company of a girl, whom he saw hiding in the shadows. Disfigured and obviously disturbed, the girl tells Christopher that she has a closer connection with the dead than she does with the living. He asks about Komomo and where she is. The girl tells him that Komomo had hung herself after her love never came for her. Distraught, Christopher seeks solace in Sake ( a rice based alcoholic beverage for those of you who don't know) and requests that she tell him a bedtime story.

The girl recounts her past-her mother, who was a midwife, was forced to sell her to a brothel when her father died of lung cancer. She tells him that Komomo was the most popular girl there, and it made others jealous. She tells him of the time when the Madam's jade ring was stolen and how Komomo was tortured and forced to confess to the theft. After she suffered hideous and painful torture- her underarms were burned, needles were driven under her fingernails and into her gums- she tells Christopher that Komomo killed herself in shame and torment. He refuses to believe the girls story, telling her that Komomo would never have done that and demands to know the truth.

The girl starts telling her story again, this time her family is no longer happy or loving; her father was an alcoholic, and her mother was an abortionist. She was taken in by a Buddhist priest who molested her and inspired her obsession with hell. She again tells him that she was sold into prostitution, but she delivers a new version of the twisted fate of Christopher's beloved Komomo. Despite the kindness of Komomo, who befriended her, the disfigured girl stole the jade ring and planted Komomo's hairpin to frame her- and after Komomo was tortured, she killed her. 

She then explains to him that she intended to save Komomo from hell: since Komomo would be doomed for having such an evil friend, and that only through betrayal could she sever the friendship and ensure Komomo a beautiful afterlife. Christopher desperately begs for the truth and believes something has been left out. The girl reveals a horrifying secret: her mother and father were actually brother and sister, and she was a product of their incest, but she wasn't the only one. Just then....

If you want to know the rest, I highly suggest that you watch "Imprint."  All I can say is WOW! I don't even know where to begin! This episode was just...insane. I think that the Showtime people were a bunch of bitches for deciding not to air it, but whatever. Director Miike literally shatters every taboo imaginable, from abortion to incest, and torture. I was a little disturbed by some of the content. I love horror and I love being grossed out, and this did it for me. 

There was a Japanese midget with syphilis and half of it's nose missing, Japanese chick boobs (which were mostly nip if you get my drift) brain matter, and torture that made me squirm in my chair! I never looked away, but I wanted to a few times. Overall I'd give imprint a 4.5 out of 5. I mean, it was just all kinds of messed up. It was visually stunning, the use of colors and special effects were amazing, especially with the aborted fetuses, that kind of creeped me out a bit.

The acting was decent, although I had enough of Christopher (played by Billy Drago). He looked like a strung out cadaver and his acting was awful! What made "Imprint" great was the plot twists that came out of nowhere. I never saw half of this stuff coming! 

It kept me interested, and grossed out, the whole way through. I think by far this is my favorite Masters of Horror episode. The director is one twisted man, but thank you for that hour of insanity Mr. Miike! So that's that, how about you go and check out what Zane's got going on?? It just might make you squirm too! And don't forget to stay away from smelly, KFC eating, ghost busting, sausage stuffed in a dress cops. Ewwwwwwwwww!!!

WE'RE BAAAAACK MOTHERFUCKERS BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that dress up like stinky cops and hang with backwood butt-fucks. Did ya think we weren’t coming back? Sasha and I decided after our taxing Halloween that we’d take the rest of the week to kinda recover. After all we did raise the dead and we managed to get in a lesbian witch orgy. So needless to say our Halloween was quite busy.

But we are back and we will have some good shit coming out to ya this week. Pretty much we're just gonna have some fun. I may decide to wear a purple thong and smear peanut butter all over my prone, naked body. Or maybe Sasha will wear a thong and smear peanut butter all over her naked body...Maybe we both will...But in any case, you are sure to be entertained.

I got some shit left over on my DVR from Halloween I may wanna watch and yap about, I also have a couple of movie sets that I haven’t opened yet and some of the films in there look pretty promising. So best I can tell you is just to stay tuned and check back throughout the week.

I guess that’s all I got for now. So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and gross, nasty KFC eating cop grease!

MY 5 FAVORITE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hi there heavy metal lovin, video game playin weirdos!! Just kidding! But you probably are weirdos =). Sasha Slaughter here with you for another week of pure entertainment at Dead End Horror. Halloween is rapidly approaching...can you feel it?? 6 days until Halloween to be exact. Are you excited? Sure you are because most of you that read this are probably freaks like Zane and I. I'm done with the small talk, let's get down to business. Today I'll be telling you about the favorite things I've been for Halloween. So let's get started.

1. LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD- Don't laugh! I was a child...like a really small child. No older than 3. I think. And the only reason I remember being little Red is because I found the costume in a box of stuff a while ago. It was a little red and white checkered dress with a red cape thing, and I'm almost sure I carried a little basket. But I was a kid, so I don't really remember. I would imagine I made a rather cute little Red, so I just had to throw this in here.

2. HIPPIE- Yes, I was a hippe for Halloween one year. I believe I was in the 6th grade. I had my hair in pigtails, I wore black bell bottoms and a tye dye shirt, a bunch of beads and I had peace signs drawn on my face in black eyeliner. I thought I was the absolute shit. I was 12, wtf did I know?? I have a picture of me somewhere in my little hippie get up. I'd also like to think I made a cute hippie too.

3. WITCH- Ahh yes, probably one of the most popular costumes out there. I couldn't tell you how many times I dressed up as a witch. Witch costumes are timeless and easy. Mine consisted of a cape, all black clothes, a black hat, green face paint, a huge fake nose with a mole on it and a little pink broom. How effing cute is that?? I found a picture of me in this costume the other day and I just had to put it on the list. I was probably around 8 or 9 when the picture was taken. My brother is standing in the pic next to me. He was dressed as the white Power Ranger. Ohh memories.

4. TAINTED FAIRY- Now, don't ask me what this is, because I'm not entirely sure. I was looking at Wal Mart for costume ideas and I stumbled upon this make up kit titled "Tainted Fairy". I was like ok, awesome...wtf is that?? So I bought the kit and improvised. I wore all black, a pair of red fairy wings, white face paint that came in the kit, fake eye lashes, dark eye make up, red lipstick, face tattoos that also came in the kit and finally a black wig. Woo!! I didn't really know if thats what tainted fairies were supposed to look like, but dammit I tried.

5. SHE DEVIL- RAWR!! This was my spur of the moment idea. An old friend and I decided to have themed costumes, so she was an angel and I was the she devil. The costume was pretty simple really. I wore all black clothes, a black and red wig *which was the most bad ass wig ever*, dark make up, red lipstick, black and red devil horns and to finish it all off, I carried around a black and red pitchfork. I'm a fucking genius! And I'm pretty sure the newspaper guy took our picture and it was in the next days paper.

How's that for a walk down memory lane?? Wooo!! And don't be shy! Speak up and leave comments and tell us about some of your favorite or most unique costumes!! We'd love to hear about them! That's all there is for now, but don't forget to check up on Zane and see what he's up to. I think he may have a list of his favorite costumes coming up too! But you never know with Zane, he is highly unpredictable. Until next time, thanks for stopping by!!

NAKED WITCHES AND SKULLDUGGERY BY: ZOMBIE (RFR) ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that do the plaster-blaster and cram cheese balls down your gullets at 5a.m. while being a secret spy on facebook. What’s new? Fuck, it seems like it’s been a minute since my last post. In my defense I have been a busy zombie. What with fantasy football and my little Yahoo gig, what can I say? Be lucky I’m typing this up any motherfucking way.

So like there’s some cool horror shit playing on TV right now. Ya got AMC’S Fearfest, Ya got The Walking Dead (also on AMC), Ya got American Horror Story on FX, and Ya got the shit on Chiller and Sy-Fy. So all kinds of good TV! Set your fucking DVR’s and get some junk food and beer, ya dig? 

Anyway, let me tell you what we got happening this week here at Dead End Horror. That is if ya wanna know. If you don’t, fuck off and we’ll smell ya later. Ain’t that right Sasha? SO back to what we have coming up for your ass this week at DEH(Dead End Horror.)

We got some really good shit this week. Sasha will be telling you about 5 of her best ever Halloween costumes. (I hope she includes the year she dressed up as a dead hooker. Holy fuck that was HOT!) She’ll also be giving you the low down about the history of Halloween. I mean you dipshits could stand to gain some knowledge after all.  

As far as what I’ve got...not too sure at the moment. I plan on reviewing a couple of movies. Not sure the titles but it’s been a minute or three since I’ve reviewed a film. I may throw in some shit about the ‘Halloween Movies’ dynasty, or maybe I’ll take the easy way out and just feed you some useless drivel. But whatever I decide to do, it’ll be good.

Umm...I guess that’s about it. Be sure and check us out tomorrow. Sasha will be doing her Halloween costume thang and there may be some partial nudity involved. One can only hope. So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and randy ghost busting grease!