Meet your Maker By: Sasha Slaughter

Oh hey there die-hard DEH fans! Thanks for stopping by to stalk us. This week we'll be doing some random stuff, and I've got a different kind of post for you on Thursday, but I won't ruin the surprise. =) And Zane will be finishing up is horror movie bracket, who will be #1?? Stay tuned! 

As for today, I thought maybe I'd review a movie from Suckflix...I mean Netflix. Lately I've been finding a bunch of off the wall horror films that I've never heard of, and neither has Zane...and that's saying something cuz Zane knows ALOT about horror films. The movie I'll be reviewing today is called Mask Maker (Meet your Maker). It was released in 2010 and written by G.E. Furst and Eric Miller and was directed by G.E. Furst. Now let's see what it's all about shall we?

Evan Reynold's decides to give his girlfriend the surprise of a lifetime, and buys an old plantation house in the country that sits on forty acres of land. Shocked at first, Jennifer finally comes around and can't wait to start a life in their new home. Evan reveals that he got the plantation plus the land for a mere ten thousand dollars, and Jennifer wonders aloud why it was so cheap. 

But what they are about to discover from the small town, and personal experiences, tells them exactly why they got such a great deal on the home. They decide to invite a few friends over to help them clean up and start fixing up the place. 

But soon after, their friends start disappearing one by one, which at first goes unnoticed. Jennifer finds an old diary that belonged to Lydia Beaufort, and reads in it terrible entry's about a boy named Leonard and his medical condition. She then discovers that Evan has bought Lydia's old home.

Jennifer also finds strange satanic symbols and voodoo curses in the diary, but thinks nothing of it. She learns from Mr. Peck, who works at a local store, the story of the house and the woman that the diary belonged to. He tells her of a boy named Leonard, who was said to have been touched by the devil. 

Lydia was believed to be a witch and was hung one night after sacrificing an infant to save Leonard's life. As Leonard tried to save the witch, he was stabbed and buried on the land in a small graveyard with a voodoo staff stuck into his grave so that he cannot rise from the dead. But Evan stumbles upon the staff and takes it out of the ground, causing Leonard to come back, and seek revenge on those who killed Lydia.

WOW!! Such drama...such suspense. Am I good or what? haha. This movie wasn't all that bad. I mean, there were some major holes in the plot, but it works. And I gotta say, how many slashers can you rip off in a single movie?? The cursed killer dude murdered people and then ripped off their faces and wore their skin....Sound familiar?? 

But it was kind of cool how the guy decapitated his victims and ripped their faces off in one piece instead of sewing them together. Total badass. Ohh and the film also kind of ripped off Halloween. Totally. The way he wore the faces really made him look like Michael Myers. I mean, he even wore a jumpsuit at one point and did the slow walk. What??? 

And the flashbacks were kind of confusing. They were mainly flashbacks of the story of the masked killer and the witch, but they didn't make a whole lot of sense. Like, they never said what his medical condition was and why his face was always bandaged.

The plot was decent, although the acting was pretty bland. The only redeeming quality was the gore, and there was plenty of it. A few decapitations, death by axe...ahh and plenty of blood. And for you pervs out there, there were a few ass and boob shots. Although the boob shots were nothing to get a boner over..unless you're a fan of the itty bitty titty committee. HA! 

Overall I'd give Mask Maker (Meet your Maker) a 2.5 out of 5. I wasn't very impressed, and the movie was average at best. But the gore kind of upped the score for me. I don't know if I would recommend this movie. 

I mean maybe if you were bored and wanted to watch something that you won't really pay attention to, or if you just wanna see some ta ta's. Whatever floats your boat. Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to see what Zane has going on for this week.

Have You Seen My Sausage? My Sausage is Freakin Huge!! By: Sasha Slaughter

Hey there fellow horror fans that pretend they're world famous rappers! Thanks for stopping by and checking us out. Sasha Slaughter here with you and today I'll be reviewing a movie for you! Yay!!! I know you missed me last week, so here I am bitches. Anyway, I'll be reviewing the movie Bread Crumbs...sounds scary right? ha. 

I found the movie on Netflix and decided to give a watch because I've never heard of it. And also, people are giving it really bad ratings, and I just wanna see for myself. Bread Crumbs was directed by Mike Nichols and stars no one that I've ever heard of. So let's see what it's like, shall we?

In this modern day take on the classic Hansel and Gretel (Total bullshit by the way. Nothing like it really), Bread Crumbs finds a group adult filmmakers and actors falling victim to a murderous presence while filming at a remote cottage in the woods. Veteran actress Angie thought she had left her painful and sordid past behind her, until a sleazy producer convinces her to do one last movie. And as the cast and crew wind their way through the secluded woods in search of their destination, they meet Patti and Henry along the way. Seemingly harmless children, or so they think, that appear to live amongst the trees.

Shortly after they reach the cabin and the cameras start to roll, the group is attacked by a psychotic killer. The lead actor Billy, who is terrified after witnessing a cold blooded killing, holds Patti hostage, in hopes of stopping the killer, whom they believe is Patti's brother Henry. Patti insists she has nothing to do with the murders and that Henry is in charge. But soon reality sets in and it's only Henry, Patti, and Angie left standing. Will Angie make it out alive, or will she fall victim and star in her final bloody swan song?

Ooooh sounds interesting doesn't it? Don't let my awesome writing fool you. This movie was a gigantic steaming pile of absolute fuck!! Yeah! I should have listened to the people on Suckflix when they said it was horrible. But I had to find out for myself. 

Ahh. It wasn't all horrible. I actually laughed out loud a time or two. Like when the porn actor (playing a pizza delivery guy no doubt) was practicing his lines. Too funny. Other than that this film has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. 

And don't get all excited about the fact that the people are filming an adult movie. You don't really get to see much...two or three boob shots, and that's about it. I will say though that the kids that played Henry and Patti did a great job. I mean, they were seriously creepy little homicidal children. It was kind of awesome.

This was probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen though. I cannot even begin to explain how stupid it was.I mean...just stupid. The acting was terrible, the plot was even worse...and the ending? Don't even get me started on the ending. The ending made the movie suck even more...if that's possible. Overall I'd give Bread Crumbs a 2.5 out of 5. And I give it a 2.5 because there was a good bit of blood...a throat slashing, death by bow and arrow, and a dude hung by chains...not too bad. 

And I gotta say, the actor that played Henry was awesome. His was definitely the best acting. He made the character so believable. I'd tell you to watch it and see, but I don't really recommend this film at all, and I don't want you freaks complaining that I made you waste an hour and a half of your life. 

 Anyway, that's all I gotta say about that. Thanks for stopping by and don't forget to see what Zane has going on. I think he's doing a little bracket style horror for you! Yay!

Zombies...Blood...and a Friendly Sociopath By: Sasha Slaughter

Oh well hey there DEH fans!! Thanks for checking us out! In case you didn't know, as of this month Zane and I have had the blog for 1 year. Wow! Crazy right? So we wanna thank all of our fans, new ones, and ones that have been there from the beginning. We appreciate you showing us some love by reading our stuff. We will continue to rock your socks for as long we can. 

Now, let's get down to business. Today I'll be doing another movie review for you freaks. I also found this movie on Netflix, it's called DIE-ner (get it?). It's a B movie about a zombie apocalypse. What's not to like? It came out in 2010 and was written by Patrick Horvath. So let me give you my review, huh?

A sociopathic serial killer named Ken stops at a small town diner and quickly befriends graveyard-shift waitress Rose. Winning over his trust, Rose tells him how she ended up in the lonesome diner. Ken seems genuinely interested, until he slits her throat. He then finds Fred, the unsuspecting cook, and kills him too. He stuffs their bodies in the walk-in freezer and cleans up the crime scene when his escape is thwarted when bickering married couple Kathy and Rob come into the diner. 

He pretends that he works at the diner and is friendly at first. He sits at their booth, with his pocket knife ready to kill the couple when the small town Sheriff arrives at the diner. The situation turns volatile when Fred and Rose stumble out of the freezer, in search of some flesh to munch on. Ken holds Rob, Kathy, and Sheriff Duke hostage, but with the zombie up-rising in full effect, Ken does his best to come up with a plan to flee both the law, and a fate much worse than death.

ZZZZZZZZZZ WOW!! What a pile of B movie shit my friends. Sure, it sounds good right? Well, that's because I wrote it, but anyway, it's actually really terrible. The acting is bad...the plot is bad.. the dialogue was bad...everything is just bad. I don't even know who any of those people are. But I will say that the movie did have that B movie humor in it. I laughed a few times, but that doesn't make up for how terrible the movie was. 

I think throughout most of the movie, there were like 5 zombies...I was like WTF?? Where are the zombies??? And then with five minutes of the movie left, that's when the zombies start like taking over the diner and killing people. There could have been more zombies though. It's supposed to be about a zombie apocalypse...I don't think that 10 zombies really counts as an apocalypse...do you?

I will say that the zombies looked pretty decent. There was a good amount of blood too...and a severed finger...and two severed heads. Not too bad. Overall I'd give DIE-ner (get it?) a 2 out of 5. I was actually pretty bored throughout the whole movie, I sort of wanted to take a nap. 

As you all know, I loves me some zombies, but the ones in this movie didn't do a thing for me. It's on Netflix if you wanna check out, you don't have to take my word for it. Thanks for taking the time and stopping by Dead End Horror!

CHARLIE BROWN IS AN ASSHOLE! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there, hi there ho there...again! It's your good friend Sasha Slaughter && I'll be reviewing the movie, “Trick 'r Treat” for you freaks and geeks! Trick 'r Treat is an American horror film that was written and directed by Michael Doughtery and it was based on his short film, “Season's Greetings.” The film was supposed to be released in in 2007 but was pushed back and was eventually released straight to DVD and Blu-ray on October 6, 2009.

“Trick 'r Treat” is an anthology of four Halloween related stories. The one thing they have in common that ties the stories together is Sam, a mysterious pint sized trick or treater wearing shabby orange pajamas and a burlap sack over his head. He appears in all four stories as a friendly reminder to those who break Halloween tradition. Here we go!

The story begins with married couple Emma and Henry who have just returned from a Halloween party. They've set up numerous ghost-scarecrows for Halloween in their yard. On the way into the house, Emma tries to blow out one of the jack-o'-lantern's by the fence and Henry tells her not to do it because it's against tradition. Emma blows it out anyway and starts bitching about all of the decorations and how they need to be taken down before her mother gets there in the morning.

Henry says he'll do it tomorrow but Emma tells him he'll sleep all day and play video games so she'll do it herself. Henry goes inside to wait for Emma to come to bed. Emma is outside taking down the scarecrows and as she begins to take one down, an unknown assailant attacks her and slits her throat with a knife-like pumpkin lollipop. Henry falls asleep and wakes up sometime later. He notices that Emma isn't with him and goes outside to find....

Our second story takes us into the world of Steven Wilkins, the school principal who moonlights as a serial killer. Wilkins comes home to see Charlie, a neighborhood boy, on his porch stealing candy. Mr. Wilkins tells him it's ok and tells Charlie to stay a while. Charlie eats the stolen candy while Wilkins talks about the tradition of Halloween. Shortly after eating the candy, Charlie begins to vomit copious amounts of blood.

Wilkins tells him that here is another tradition that people forget about Halloween, and that's to check their candy before they eat it. Wilkins drags Charlie's dead body into his house and into the backyard. He buries Charlie, along with another dead body, in his yard but soon has a run in with his neighbor Mr. Kreeg. The neighbor asks what Wilkins is doing and jokingly asks if he is hiding dead bodies.

He then asks why Wilkins is in a hole in the backyard. He tells Kreeg that they are having septic problems and Kreeg asks if that was why their backyard smells like a dead whore. Mr. Wilkins finishes burying the bodies and goes into the house where his son Billy asks if they can carve a pumpkin now. Wilkins takes him into the basement and on the table is....

Our third story begins with five school children Macy, Chip, Sara, Schrader, and Rhonda. Four of the children are going from home to home asking if they can borrow any extra jack-o'-lantern's. They reach Rhonda's house and see that her front yard if full of them. They ask her to borrow some and her and the other four children venture to an abandoned rock quarry. Macy tells the children the tale of the tragic bus accident that happened one Halloween afternoon 30 years before.

The story is that a school bus containing 8 mentally disturbed children who had to be chained to their seats were on their way home when the driver took a different route. The parents of the children could no longer bear the burden of their mentally ill children so they pooled their money together to pay the bus driver to kill them. As the bus driver checked all of their chains, one of the children escaped and got into the drivers seat and drove the bus into the lake.

The bus driver was the only survivor and was never heard from again. Macy planned to take 8 pumpkins down to the quarry to remember them. So Macy, Sara, and Schrader rode the elevator down and Rhonda and Chip were the next to go down. When Rhonda and Chip reached the bottom they heard screams and Rhonda went to investigate. She saw Schrader's mask floating in the water and then three people started running towards her wearing chains and masks.

Rhonda ran and tripped and hit her head. When she woke up the kids told her it was all a joke. That is until Macy kicked a pumpkin into the water. They started hearing voices and strange noises. The kids started screaming as the children that died in the bus accident came out of the water and attacked them. Rhonda was the only one who...

Our final story takes us into a costume shop with Laurie, her sister, and their friends. They are trying on costumes and recruiting people to come to a Halloween party in the woods. Laurie stays behind at the party in town while her sister and friends go to the woods. Her sister calls and tells her to get there soon. Laurie tells her she'll be there as she catches someone in a dark costume staring at her from across the street.

Laurie leaves and walks into the woods where the party is being held. She runs into the man in the black costume who is a vampire, he pushes her into a tree and proceeds to bite her neck. Moments later at the party, a body wearing a red cape, which is what Laurie was wearing, falls from the trees. Everyone stops and Laurie's sister lifts the cape to reveal the vampire underneath.

Laurie appears seconds later and is scolded for being late. The vampire asks for help and one of Laurie's friends takes off the mask and reveals that is Steven Wilkins (the school principal) and then takes out his fake fangs. Laurie tells Wilkins that it's her first time when all of the girls at the party start transforming into werewolves and she starts eating him.

The conclusion of the anthology takes us to Mr. Kreeg's house. He hates everything that has to do with Halloween and enjoys scaring the local children when they come to his door and stealing their candy. Kreeg's dog Spite hears noises in the house and leads him upstairs to his bedroom where he sees a pumpkin on a night stand and the words "Trick or Treat" written all over his walls.

He is standing by his bed when he gets stabbed in the leg. He falls to the floor and Sam comes out from underneath the bed and the two start to fight. Crag tries to shoot Sam and shoots the pumpkin instead. The light goes out in the pumpkin and Sam disappears. Crag starts walking down the stairs when he trips on candy that was lying on the steps. He tumbles to the bottom and the two struggle again, and this time Crag manages to pull the sack off of Sam's head, revealing his head to look like a cross between a jack-o-lantern and a skull. Crag throws him against the wall and sees his neighbor Mr. Wilkins outside and yells for help but Wilkins goes inside his house.

Sam attacks him again and Crag gains the upper hand and shoots Sam, seemingly killing him. As Crag dials 911 Sam attacks him again, stabbing at him with a large pumpkin lollipop. It lodges into a candy bar that was lying on Kreeg's chest. After finally receiving his treat, Sam eats the candy bar and then leaves the house. Meanwhile, the pictures burning slowly in the fire show a class photo of the children that died in the "School Bus Massacre", and the bus driver was Crag himself.  Later that night, after being bandaged from his encounter with Sam, Crag answers the door to trick or treaters and gives them candy. While outside he sees Sam go to Emma and Henry's  house and then...

And then?? I guess you'll have to watch “Trick 'r Treat” on Netflix and find out huh?? I don't even know where to start about this movie!! The fact that it was an anthology of four different stories but somehow they were all linked together by Sam was awesome. And Sam was sooo freaking cute!! Walking around with his big 'ol pumpkin/skull head and his little orange footie pajamas.

If I ever saw him, I'd probably wanna give him a hug! Wow, that was random, back to my thoughts about the movie. I liked how all of the stories were separate but they all tied in together somehow, other than with Sam. There was a shit ton of blood, some boob shots, awesome death scenes (You ever seen anyone get killed with a lollipop?? It was awesome!) and werewolves.

OMIGOD the werewolves were just great and totally unexpected. I never saw that coming! I was so surprised. The scene where the girls turned into werewolves was probably the absolute best werewolf transformation sequence ever. I mean, they just ripped their skin off and there was fur underneath...and the eyes and fangs...Ugh! It was incredible really.

The movie was very well scripted and had just a touch of humor and some irony thrown in, which you don't see too often in the horror genre. Overall I'd give this movie a 5 out of 5. Now I very rarely give perfect scores, but this movie rocked my fuzzy Steeler socks. The plot was just amazing. I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. I would most definitely recommend this movie to anyone, it's perfect to watch on a Halloween night. And since you're here creeping, stop by Zane's part of world and see what he's got on the slab. You'll be glad you did!

                                   

OH NO!! ZOMBIE ZANE'S HAUNTED DINGUS IS IN MY HOUSE! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there guys and ghouls! It's October and here at Dead End Horror we'll be bringing you spooktacular things all month long!! Speaking of spooky, this week I'll be reviewing some haunted house themed movies...yay! So lets go explore some things that go bump in the night with my first review of the movie, “Hallettsville.”  *The movie actually takes place in Hallettsville, Texas for those of you who don't know*

The movie was written and directed by Andrew Pozza and it was based on a story by Derek Lee Nixon, who stars in the movie as Tyler Jensen. “Hallettsville” came out in March of ‘09 and also stars a little actor you may have heard of named Gary Busey. In my opinion he's a total creeper and he freaks me out, but whatev. So let's do this!!

The movie begins in 1901 in the town of Hallettsville, Texas. A school house full of kids are slaughtered by their teacher. Fast forward to the present day at a funeral for Hannah Myers, Tyler Jensen's grandmother. He is remembering her as she was when she was alive. While the minister is talking he is having strange flashbacks of her telling Tyler as a child that "it ends with you".

After the ceremony he meets up with his old high school friends and thanks them for showing up to support him. Later that day he is talking to his mom when he finds a folder with a deed to house in it. He asks his mother why they can't keep his grandmothers ranch and she tells him the property taxes would be too high and then she tells him she has bad memories from there as she has a flashback of finding her big brother dying in the grass.

He falls asleep and has a dream about a demon being in his room as a child. He is awakened by his ex girlfriend April coming into his room. She tells him that she wants to talk about their relationship and about taking her back. He tells her no and she leaves. The next day he asks his mom if he can use the ranch for spring break and have his friends come to the house for the weekend. 

 She tells him no at first and then tells him she will think about it. While out at a bar, Tyler begins to think about April and he calls her and says they need to talk. They meet on a bridge and he tells her they'll get back together as long as she never hurts him again and she agrees. That night Tyler calls all of his friends and invites them to his grandmothers ranch for the weekend.

The next day they all meet at Tyler's house and pile into Luke's truck and leave for the weekend. On the way to the ranch they are stopped by the town cop (played by Gary Busey). He asks why they are speeding and tells him that he lives in a quiet town and he expects to keep it that way. They arrive at the house and shortly after some of Tyler's friends begin hearing strange noises and seeing children out of the corner of their eye.

Later that night while they are sitting around a fire, Tyler begins to tell them the story of a school house that was on his grandmothers property. He tells them that all of the school children were murdered by their teacher named Adam. He says that their school teacher was ill and while dying was visited by a strange man whom he told he would do anything to stay alive. Shortly after Adam returned to teaching and began going into convulsions on the floor before murdering all of his students. He then tells his friends that the man was possessed. They didn't believe him and said that his story didn't make sense.

That night while brushing his teeth, Tyler sees a face in the mirror just as the power goes out. Just before the power comes back on, Mark, one of Tyler's friends, is in the kitchen when the demon appears behind him and disappears when the power comes back on. The next day Tyler's friend Jonathan comes to him and tells him that he wants to go home because strange things are happening to him and it's freaking him out.

Tyler agrees to take him home later that day. As Tyler and his friends are leaving for a fishing trip, April tries telling Tyler that she needs to talk to him and it's important. He brushes her off when she finally tells him that she's pregnant. They go into the woods and argue and leave Jonathan in the house by himself. He sees a little girl in the living room in front of him. He takes the keys to the truck and leaves. On his way into town he sees a dog in the middle of the road. He swerves to miss it and wrecks the truck. He hears voices and sees children all around him. He hears screaming and is sitting against the truck when a hand grabs his head and pulls him away.

After finding out that April is pregnant, Tyler insists that they pack their things and leave to talk in private. They reach the house and realize that the truck and Jonathan are missing. Meanwhile, Mark and his friend are in a boat on the water fishing when they feel something rocking the boat.

They get quiet and Mark thinks it's a crocodile. He dives into the water to investigate and comes up a few minutes late with his mouth full of blood and tells his friend to go. She paddles to the shore and runs into the woods where she finds some sort of altar and dead animals hanging from trees. When April and Tyler realize that Jonathan is gone, they go looking for him and they find the wrecked truck and no sign of Jonathan except his bloody cell phone. They eventually find Jonathan a short time later hanging from a tree.

Tyler, April, Candice, and Luke meet up at the house and decide to get weapons and go to the nearest neighbor. While in the shed looking for an axe, Tyler is attacked by ghost children. He calls out for April to help and when she finds him he is thrashing in the air. She helps him up and they go into the house. In the basement looking for weapons, Candice and Luke hear animal like noises and quickly leave the basement.

Candice makes it out but Luke gets pulled back down the stairs. Tyler comes in and tells them to stand back while he checks the basement. He finds Luke all bloody and chopped up. They run out of the house and find the neighbors a half mile down the road and ask for help. The neighbor calls the sheriff and tells him to get there as soon as possible. The sheriff arrives and questions Tyler, April, and Candice about what happened. They tell him about their friend and how someone or something killed them.

While in the basement Candice found some sort of journal and is trying to figure out what it means. The sheriff talks to the neighbors and they tell him that they have seen and heard unnatural things, and that they believe the kids. While looking at the book, Candice tells Tyler that Adam, the man who killed the children, has to make sacrificial offerings to stay alive and he has to kill the first born of every generation of his own blood. Tyler then realizes that he is a direct relative of Adam and that he's coming for him.

The sheriff orders them to show him where the bodies are and if they refuse they will be considered suspects. Candice and April take the sheriff back to the house to find Luke's body in the basement. The sheriff goes into the basement and finds blood but no body. On his way out, he is attacked by the ghost children and escapes. Tyler takes two deputies in the woods to find Jonathan's body. They begin hearing animal like noises behind them. The demon appears and kills both deputies before taking Tyler's body back to an altar in the woods and then...

What will that nasty demon do??? Why don't you check out Hallettsville on Netflix and find out!!! The movie sort of sounded good in the description, but it really wasn't that good. In fact, it was kind of bad!! The dialogue was horrible and the acting was ridiculous. The plot was something I've seen a hundred times and of course no movie would be complete without kids running through the woods all scared and hopeless. BORING!!!

That was kind of a waste of 87 minutes. And Gary Busey did nothing for that movie. He was all weird and crazy and I really wasn't a fan of his drug hazed acting...is he on drugs?? He sure as hell seems like it.

And the montage scenes!! UGHH!! I swear the last idk..fourth of that movie was nothing but one giant montage. It was horrible! And the ending was just silly. I've also seen that about a hundred times. Overall I'd give Hallettsville a 2.5 out of 5.

Sasha Slaughter

Like I said, the plot sucked and just about everything about this movie sucked. Although I will say that the little ghost kids and the demon thing was actually creepy. That was the best part of that movie...well, that and the end were the best part. You know, when the movie is over?? BOOO! Anyway, that's all I have to say about that. So how about you go and check out what Zane's got going on? You know you wanna look!

CANNIBAL CREEPER By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there horror fans who are addicted to our blog and search for "Sasha Slaughter naked" on the Internet (Ok, so I kinda stole that from Zane <3). Sasha Slaughter here with you, and no, I'm not naked...sorry to disappoint. Anyway! Today I'll be seducing your peepers with a review of the 1972 film Raw Meat.

It was written and directed by Gary Sherman. And here's something you may or may not know, the film was originally called Death Line but it was distributed as Raw Meat in the United States. And I've got one more nugget of info to share with you! This movie is a take on a gruesome urban legend from the British Isles. Legend has it that it was based on a family that was forced into cannibalism and liked it. They became insular (living on an island) because of their cannibalistic ways and because they were insular, they also became inbred as well. Ewwww!  Enough about inbred, let’s talk about the movie.

 In 1892 a group of workers got trapped under the streets of London after a tunnel cave in. They are forced to survive on their own. The company they were working for went bankrupt and couldn't afford to dig the bodies out, so they were abandoned. The survivors, four men and four women, were forced to live off of the flesh of their dead. And now that they have all died, the sole descendant of the survivors resurfaces to satisfy his appetite for the living.

James Manford, a respected politician is walking around town checking out various peep shows. He's at the train station on his way home when he tries to proposition a hooker. She gets upset that he wont pay her until she services him and kicks him in the nads and runs. Manford is trying to recover when he sees something and starts to panic.

 Later on Patricia and her American boyfriend Alex are getting off of the train when they find the politician on the stairs of the train station. Patricia insists that they help him and Alex believes the man is drunk and wants to leave him. They find a constable and tell him about the man on the stairs. Alex takes the constable to the check on the man but when they get there the man is gone.

Back at the station, Rogers and Calhoun are talking about the train station and how the tunnel caved in 1892 and the bodies were never recovered because the company went bankrupt and couldn't afford to dig them out. They notice a pattern of people going missing in the same train station as Manford and want to know more. Back at the tunnels, in the train station, a diseased riddled creeper is kneeling above his sick mate. He knows something is wrong so he takes Manford's body and slits his throat so she can drink his blood.

 In the train station Patricia is waiting for the next train with her suitcase when she decides to go back to Alex. As she is getting on the train to go back to Alex, the creepers mate dies and he freaks out and leaves the tunnels. He finds people in the station and they try to fight them off. The creeper splits a mans head open with a shovel and impales another with a broom handle. He drags the third man off to his home in the tunnels.

Calhoun and Rogers are called early in the morning and told about the murders in the train station. They arrive at the morgue and inspect the bodies of the two men attacked and killed. They are told that one is missing and that there is a possible fourth man because they recovered blood on the handle of the broom that didn't belong to either of the two victims. Calhoun decides to ask Alex to come back for further questioning about Manford and when he doesn't hear what he wants, he quickly dismisses him. One of the doctors from the morgue calls Calhoun shortly after Alex leaves to tell him that they are sure that there was a fourth man in the train station and that they tested his blood and found that the man has the plague and is very sick.

 Alex and Patricia are getting off a train after a date and Patricia leaves her books on the train. Alex runs into the train to get them when the doors close. She tells him that she will meet him at home. As she starts to leave the station the creeper comes up behind her and drags her into the tunnels. When Alex returns home to an empty apartment, he immediately knows that something is wrong.

Patricia wakes up and realizes she is locked away in a room. She sees rats all around her and starts screaming. The creeper comes into the room and kills and bites some of the rats while Patricia hides under a table. He drags her out and lays her on a make shift bed. He tries to calm her down and hug her when she hits him and then runs away.

Meanwhile back at the train station Alex gets off of the train and decides to explore the tunnels in search of Patricia. He eventually finds her and tries to talk to her and touch her face but she keeps slapping his hands away and screaming. He gets frustrated that she won't cooperate so he rips her shirt (brief boob shot alert!!) and she starts to scream. The creeper runs away and Alex hears Patricia's screams and calls out to her. She keep calling for him to help her and he finds her laying on the ground. He goes to help her up when the creeper runs toward him and...

And then????? If you'd like to find that out, then mosey on over to Netflix and watch Raw Meat. I'm not really sure what to think of this movie. It was definitely strange. It was supposed to be gory, scary, and violent...but I didn't see much of that at all. The movie took forever to get even remotely interesting.

The first few minutes of the movie was some guy walking around looking into the camera while some cheesy porno music played. It sort of seemed irrelevant to the movie a little. In fact there where a few scenes that I thought were kind of that way but, what do I know?

There was some blood and a little gore, but I expected more. They made it sound a lot gorier in the description of the movie. There was a part in the tunnels where they showed a few bodies in various stages of decomposition, which I thought was cool. But there was also a part in the tunnels where they panned around the room for 10 minutes and all you heard was dripping water and what sounded like a heart beat. That was sort of annoying.

 And the creeper was supposed to be a descendant of cannibals, well I really didn't see him eat anyone. I was sitting there thinking EAT SOMEONE ALREADY!! He had a bunch of dead bodies in his little tunnel home thinger, but it never really showed him eating anyone. He killed a few people, but I was waiting for him to eat them. I was sort of disappointed by the cannibal guy.

He acted too civilized to be believable (He lit lanterns and cried). He was supposed to have been raised in the tunnels and I was kind of expecting someone a little more dumb. He couldn't talk and he did look really gross. They did an exceptional job on special effects of the sores and disease on the cannibals face. But that was best part about him, the way he looked. He was a drooling, disease infested freak...that didn't eat anyone. BOO!!

The best part of the movie was inspector Calhoun. He was a riot!! He was always bitching about wanting tea and when he got it he'd dig the tea bag out of his cup with a dart. It was too funny! He was really sarcastic and cynical and when he swore at someone, he whispered it. That made me laugh. Overall I'd give Raw Meat a 2.5 out of 5. I was gonna give it a 2, but that inspector guy made me giggle, so I bumped up the score a little.

There was some cussing (but the guy whispered when he swore, which was funny) and an incredibly brief boob shot. Nothing special really. I doubt I'd watch this movie again. So now that I'm done here, you can go and see what Zane's got going on in his part of the world. I'm almost sure it might involve boobs or dingus, since I guess we need more of that...=). Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.

Sasha 'not naked' Slaughter

                                                                             

SO MUCH FOR BEING A FAMILY MAN By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hello there!!! How nice of you to stop by! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final time this week to bring you one last dose of randomness. Today I'll be reviewing, “ Fear Itself: Episode 6: “Family Man.” It was written by Daniel Knauf and directed by Ronny Yu. It runs just about 42 minutes and the series aired on NBC in 2008. So let's get to it shall we?

Dennis Mahoney and his family are the typical "perfect family". Perfect house, perfect wife, perfect kids. He’s a responsible loving father and everything’s perfect (Until life decided to bend him over and give it to him right in the butt that is. Oops, was that too gross?) He has a loving wife and children and they attend church together every Sunday. But everything changes one afternoon when Dennis is on his way to work. His wife calls him and asks him to bring milk home. Just as he says he will, another car races through an intersection and slams into Dennis's car.

 In the hospital room, Dennis, dressed in a hospital gown sees his family in the waiting room. He taps on the glass to get their attention but no one acknowledges him. Another man comes up beside him and says,  "She can't hear ya bro". He turns to see a man in a flannel shirt whom he recognizes as Richard Brautigan. He tells Dennis that she can't see them because they’re both dead.

Later on, Dennis wakes up chained to a hospital bed. He asks the nurse for his family and a sheriff is standing above him says "Family? You don't have family unless you count the ones you slaughtered". Dennis turns to look at himself in the mirror and realizes that he is in Brautigan's body.

 He’s later released and returned back to prison. While talking with his court appointed attorney, explains his situation. But all his attorney can say is that spiritual transmigration is a really crappy defense. He then shows him a photo of himself (as Brautigan) in a newspaper labeling him as the "Family Man", a prolific serial killer.

 Dennis comes face to face with Bruatigan, who is now  in Dennis's body.  Brautigan informs Dennis that he has taken over his life and lives at home with Dennis's family. Brautigan then suggests that they help each other. He offers to help Dennis get used to life on the inside, if Dennis will help him with life on the outside. Dennis refuses and Brautigan leaves.

 During his next visit with his attorney, Dennis learns that the police have found tapes of Brautigan raping, torturing, and murdering his victims. The attorney tells Dennis if he wants to avoid the death penalty he needs to tell where the bodies are buried. When his attorney begins to leave, Dennis tells him again to check out his story, and he says if the details don't check out, he will cooperate with the police. The attorney tells him he already checked and all of the details are right but he knows that Brautigan (in Dennis's body) has been visiting and could be feeding him details.

 Pressure begins to mount for Dennis as he faces a death sentence and Brautigan begins to lose his temper with Dennis's family. Dennis has a dream in which he sees that it's only a matter of time until Brautigan hurts his family. He wakes up and tells the guard that he will show them where the bodies are located. They put Dennis in a police car and he tells them to stop in front of the church. An officer gets out and opens Dennis's door. Dennis gets out and take the officers gun and hits him in the head and then hits the sheriff.

He unlocks his cuffs and runs towards his house by the church. The sheriff shoots him in the side but Dennis keeps running. He goes into his house to find Brautigan doing dishes. Dennis asks where his family is and Brautigan tells him they aren't home. Just then Dennis sees him starting to wash a knife with blood on it. A fight ensues between the two men and Dennis throws Brautigan into a glass table and chokes him until he loses consciousness. Dennis senses someone behind him and turns around and is immediately...

 OH NO!!! What will happen next??? Well, I'm not gonna tell you! Those days are through buddy! If you wanna know, hop on over to Netflix and watch Fear Itself: Family Man. This episode was ok. Not as sucky as some, but not as good as others. There was a good amount of blood, especially in the operating room. It was just pooling under Brautigans hospital bed. And the way they froze time in the hospital when Brautigan was showing Dennis their bodies was pretty cool too.

You could see the pool of blood where it was splattering on floor..ughh I can't explain. You just have to see it! Overall I'd give Family Man a 3 out of 5. No, there was no nudity and no cussing (In fact someone said turd instead of shit...haha), but it's all good! It was still a decent episode. The plot was great and the acting was too.

I mean, spiritual transmigration? Who woulda thought?? And the one scene with the little girl in the bumble bee suit wiping blood all over her arms and then with blood coming out of her mouth was a little on the creepy side. Although if I hear the song "Amazing Grace" one more time, I'll scream. I swear I heard it like 3 or 4 times. 

 Yeesh!! It's gonna be stuck in my head all day!!! But I would highly recommend this episode to you. And if you haven't watched Fear Itself yet, I suggest you start. Now that you know how I feel, you can go ahead and check out what Zombie Zane has got going on. Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll let you look at it!! And as always, check back next week for more stuff at Dead End Horror.

Sasha Slaughter

CHOP CHOP CHOP By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hey there!! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror!!! As you may or may not already know, this is random stuff week again, and we're doing whatever we feel like doing. Isn't that awesome?? Of course it is. Today I'll be reviewing, “ Butchered.” It was suggested to me by Zane because I needed a little direction =). I was a confused horror blogger!

So anyway, “Butchered” came out in 2010 and runs about 70 min. It's unrated and was directed by Charles Stewart Jr., Shaun O' Rourke, and Sheila Brothers. That’s about all I know about the production and whatnot, but let me tell you about the plot. Let’s do this!

                                                                       
When a group of teens decide to spend their last weekend on a remote island to say their final goodbyes before heading off to college, they get a little more than they bargained for. Little do they know convicted serial killer Terrance Skinner escaped from authorities while on death row in a maximum security prison. Skinner is referred to as "the butcher" due to the heinous way he killed his victims.

He would stock pile bodies in his family owned butcher shop and hack them into pieces. He had killed fourteen people before authorities caught up to him. And now that he's escaped he's taken cover on the very same island that the teens are headed for. It soon becomes a battle for the teens for survival against this unlikely foe.

                                                                           
Two policemen are chasing the butcher in the woods when he kills them and then escapes. A young woman named Kelly returns home to find her apartment door ajar but thinks nothing of it. She calls a friend to bitch about the fact that her boyfriend packed his stuff and moved out. She hears noises in her apartment and tells her friend she'd call back.

She checks all of the doors and finds her cat in one of the rooms. She calls her friend back and says it was only her cat when the butcher walks up behind her and kills her. Meanwhile, a bunch of college kids at a party are planning one last weekend together on a remote part of an island they used to hang out at. They want to get together one last time before college starts. Later that night on that same island, a man finds an axe in one of his boats and yells out for people to stop using his boathouse. Just then the butcher comes up behind him and kills him.

                                                                                     
 The next day Dylan gets his brother Brody to take him and his friends to the island to spend a few days there. They arrive at the island and set up their tents. They get to talking about the butcher and how he escaped from prison. Sam tells them that the police tracked him and he is thought to be around where they are.

After they finish talking about the butcher, they frolic on the beach for a while playing football and hanging out. Dawn sees her friend Chloe kiss Sam, whom she is interested in. She gets mad and storms off back to camp. When she arrives she finds the butcher going through everyone’s things. It only takes her moments to realize who he is and she starts running away. She falls in the sand (typical) and the butcher hits her in the head with a rock and drags her to another part of the island.

Sam and Chloe are getting ready to go at it when they hear Dawn scream. Chloe insists that they go try to find her. Sam says they'll go to the camp and get flashlights and go back. Just then the butcher walks up behind Chloe and throws an axe in her chest. Sam screams and runs away. He is hiding behind a tree when the butcher finds him and buries an axe into his stomach. Hope, Dylan, Jenna, and Trevor are getting worried about Sam and the girls so they decide to go looking for them on the island.

                                                                               
They decide to split up and Trevor and Hope run into the butcher shortly after. He tells Hope to run and go back to camp and find Jenna. Dylan finds the girls and tells them he's going to find Trevor. Trevor starts fighting the butcher and he kills Trevor with an axe and drags his dead body and puts it with the others.

Dylan goes back out to search for Trevor and stumbles across a pile of dead friends bodies. The butcher finds him and he runs. The butcher hears Hope and Jenna talking and heads in their direction. Dylan taunts him and calls him names and he throws an axe at Dylan. Meanwhile Hope is trying to reach Brody on Dylan's radio to tell him they need help. The butcher finds Hope and Jenna and...

                                                                                
And what?? What does the big bad butcher do??? Well I guess you should head on over to Netflix and watch Butchered to find out! This movie was ok. I wasn't crazy about it. The acting was totally over the top and at times so fake. And I don't know if it was Netflix or my computer, but the video quality was total shit! It was all blurry. Boo to that!!

There was a good amount of blood I guess. Could have been more. The killings were semi-believable, but half of the time they didn't show them, which really irked me. They'd usually change scenes when someone was about to get offed. I wanna see death dammit!!!

                                                                             
Yeesh! There was some brief nudity, boobs within the first 10 minutes of the movie that is. And then in the opening credits it showed the butcher torturing some half naked girl and cutting off her nipples. Can I just say something for the whole female population??? OUCH!!!!!!!!

                                                                                     
And another part I didn't like too much was all of the white kids talking like they're gangster. What is up with that?? Or maybe I was hearing things. Maybe it was some kind of accent, but jeez.

I gave “Butchered” a 2.5 out of 5. I didn't hate it but I didn't like it either. There’s a slight chance I'd watch this again, if I were incredibly bored and there wasn't a thing left to do in the world maybe. It is most definitely a B movie through and through. Now that I've shared my feelings with you, you can go on over and check out what Zane’s got on the slab. He want's you to look!!

Sasha Slaughter