SO MUCH FOR BEING A FAMILY MAN By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hello there!!! How nice of you to stop by! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final time this week to bring you one last dose of randomness. Today I'll be reviewing, “ Fear Itself: Episode 6: “Family Man.” It was written by Daniel Knauf and directed by Ronny Yu. It runs just about 42 minutes and the series aired on NBC in 2008. So let's get to it shall we?

Dennis Mahoney and his family are the typical "perfect family". Perfect house, perfect wife, perfect kids. He’s a responsible loving father and everything’s perfect (Until life decided to bend him over and give it to him right in the butt that is. Oops, was that too gross?) He has a loving wife and children and they attend church together every Sunday. But everything changes one afternoon when Dennis is on his way to work. His wife calls him and asks him to bring milk home. Just as he says he will, another car races through an intersection and slams into Dennis's car.

 In the hospital room, Dennis, dressed in a hospital gown sees his family in the waiting room. He taps on the glass to get their attention but no one acknowledges him. Another man comes up beside him and says,  "She can't hear ya bro". He turns to see a man in a flannel shirt whom he recognizes as Richard Brautigan. He tells Dennis that she can't see them because they’re both dead.

Later on, Dennis wakes up chained to a hospital bed. He asks the nurse for his family and a sheriff is standing above him says "Family? You don't have family unless you count the ones you slaughtered". Dennis turns to look at himself in the mirror and realizes that he is in Brautigan's body.

 He’s later released and returned back to prison. While talking with his court appointed attorney, explains his situation. But all his attorney can say is that spiritual transmigration is a really crappy defense. He then shows him a photo of himself (as Brautigan) in a newspaper labeling him as the "Family Man", a prolific serial killer.

 Dennis comes face to face with Bruatigan, who is now  in Dennis's body.  Brautigan informs Dennis that he has taken over his life and lives at home with Dennis's family. Brautigan then suggests that they help each other. He offers to help Dennis get used to life on the inside, if Dennis will help him with life on the outside. Dennis refuses and Brautigan leaves.

 During his next visit with his attorney, Dennis learns that the police have found tapes of Brautigan raping, torturing, and murdering his victims. The attorney tells Dennis if he wants to avoid the death penalty he needs to tell where the bodies are buried. When his attorney begins to leave, Dennis tells him again to check out his story, and he says if the details don't check out, he will cooperate with the police. The attorney tells him he already checked and all of the details are right but he knows that Brautigan (in Dennis's body) has been visiting and could be feeding him details.

 Pressure begins to mount for Dennis as he faces a death sentence and Brautigan begins to lose his temper with Dennis's family. Dennis has a dream in which he sees that it's only a matter of time until Brautigan hurts his family. He wakes up and tells the guard that he will show them where the bodies are located. They put Dennis in a police car and he tells them to stop in front of the church. An officer gets out and opens Dennis's door. Dennis gets out and take the officers gun and hits him in the head and then hits the sheriff.

He unlocks his cuffs and runs towards his house by the church. The sheriff shoots him in the side but Dennis keeps running. He goes into his house to find Brautigan doing dishes. Dennis asks where his family is and Brautigan tells him they aren't home. Just then Dennis sees him starting to wash a knife with blood on it. A fight ensues between the two men and Dennis throws Brautigan into a glass table and chokes him until he loses consciousness. Dennis senses someone behind him and turns around and is immediately...

 OH NO!!! What will happen next??? Well, I'm not gonna tell you! Those days are through buddy! If you wanna know, hop on over to Netflix and watch Fear Itself: Family Man. This episode was ok. Not as sucky as some, but not as good as others. There was a good amount of blood, especially in the operating room. It was just pooling under Brautigans hospital bed. And the way they froze time in the hospital when Brautigan was showing Dennis their bodies was pretty cool too.

You could see the pool of blood where it was splattering on floor..ughh I can't explain. You just have to see it! Overall I'd give Family Man a 3 out of 5. No, there was no nudity and no cussing (In fact someone said turd instead of shit...haha), but it's all good! It was still a decent episode. The plot was great and the acting was too.

I mean, spiritual transmigration? Who woulda thought?? And the one scene with the little girl in the bumble bee suit wiping blood all over her arms and then with blood coming out of her mouth was a little on the creepy side. Although if I hear the song "Amazing Grace" one more time, I'll scream. I swear I heard it like 3 or 4 times. 

 Yeesh!! It's gonna be stuck in my head all day!!! But I would highly recommend this episode to you. And if you haven't watched Fear Itself yet, I suggest you start. Now that you know how I feel, you can go ahead and check out what Zombie Zane has got going on. Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll let you look at it!! And as always, check back next week for more stuff at Dead End Horror.

Sasha Slaughter

I AM A POET AND I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW IT! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there!! Sasha Slaughter here with you wonderful creeps for the final time this week. I'm going to be doing something a bit different for your reading pleasure. As some of you may or may not know, my speciality is actually poetry. I'm not a published poet for nothing kiddies! So I figured why not show you what I do best! I wrote a few poems and I'll be posting them today! YAY!!! And as you can see, yes, Zane is at it again with his foul mouth and naked corpses. Always lowering our standards but I know you all LOVE it. He's good. Trust me! Ok, so it's poetry time!!

                                                                                

Dark Side



Burning, bleeding,

screaming, crying,

smelling the rotting flesh of those who are dying.

I didn't think I had it in me,

I didn't know it would go this far,

theres so much death around me,

and I don't care who they are.

I can't believe that it came to this,

that it got so out of hand,

the blood is flowing in rivers now,

soaking my feet where I stand.

I stare at the ensuing carnage,

with a wicked grin on my face,

I never want to leave this site of destruction,

I've never felt more in place.

I watch the deadly frenzy,

so content with what I seem to have done,

I lost the battle for sanity within myself,

it seems that my dark side has won.

 

Sharp Edge

If I told you I didn't think about it,

that would be a lie,

You ask me all of these questions,

demanding to know why.

I don't think I could explain it,

the thin red lines to vivid in my mind,

you're getting impatient with me,

I can see it in your eyes.

How can I explain it?

Making you know what I feel,

the twisted pleasure that I seek,

the things I don't want to be real.

How do I describe it?

from the tortured place in my mind,

as I hide the depths of my soul I pray you'll never find.

The sharp edge calls to me,

it's playing a sick little game,

I stopped a long time ago,

but how does it remember my name?

There is no light, only darkness.

They say that when you are close to death you see a light,

I've been there before and I know that they aren't right.

There was only darkness in my mind,

visions of what could have been,

memories I couldn't seem to find.

There was only darkness in that fluorescent lit room,

pain and sickness,

feelings of impending doom.

The blood was flowing freely,

dripping on the floor,

my thoughts were getting hazy,

as I didn't think I could bleed anymore.

I lie there in a stupor,

unable to move,

hoping I'd get another chance at this life,

because I had something to prove.

The blood was everywhere around me,

and I thought I had nothing more to give,

and then they told me it would be ok,

they said that I would live.

So there you have it. A bit morbid maybe, but thats what I do best. Hope you enjoyed them and if you're lucky someday soon I might write some more poetry for your reading pleasure. Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror. Check back next week for all new stuff and quite possibly, even lower standards!

CORPSE WORMS! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

YO! What’s good out there horror fans? It’s your good buddy Zombie Zane and yes, I am coming to ya live and direct from the motherfuckin seven six one oh seven. So I was gonna wait and post the last part of my short story on Friday. But why drag it out? In case you haven’t been following this blog, then hop off this post and read the first three parts. You can find them on last weeks posts and the third part you can find on the main page. Just do some exploring. You might stumble across some other shit that melts your butter. Or better yet, why not just back every day like Tuesday through Friday. ( We post 4 days a week) Besides, if you come and join us, we can have a threesome. Or a foursome. The more the merrier. We got enough good shit for everyone.

So, speaking of threesomes, how about we cut out the foreplay and get to today’s post. So let’s put away the toys and the KY(yes, I like it freaky!) And get to part four of, “Corpse Fucker.”

PART FOUR...

Nanette hurried down the hall toward her front door tying her robe in the process.  “Coming,” she said as she got closer to the door.  She looked out of the peephole and her heart instantly skipped a beat. Adrenaline pulsated through her body.  Which is a natural reaction when two policemen are standing on your front porch.  You just don’t see that coming.

Max climbed into the bathtub.  The bathtub held no water, just Julie Nash.  Her skin wasn’t looking as good as it was a few days ago.  It was more discolored and it had a few more open sores.  Last night Max had actually fucked one of those sores and had thoroughly enjoyed himself.  It had been a kind of a spur of the moment thing.  But that was last night.  She didn’t smell near as bad then.  Julie Nash was starting to reek.  He would have to dispose of her tomorrow.  Maybe even tonight.  Yeah, for sure tonight he thought as he rolled Julie over on her stomach.  But one more time for shits and giggles.  

                                                          

                                                                     

“Nanette Banks?”

“Yes?”

“I’m officer Tamblin and this is my partner officer Meeks.  Do you have a minute?”

“Umm...sure.  What can I do for you officer?”  Nanette’s mind began to race.  What could the Fort Worth P.D.  want with her?

Max looked down at Julie.  She had the perfect ass.  Even as a corpse her ass had held it’s round shape.  An onion booty.  Max was a sucker for girls with a big round ass.  He reached for the tube of KY jelly and squirted a generous amount of it in his left palm.

“Would you like to come in?”  Nanette asked the two officers.

“Well, Ms. Banks, this is a matter that we really need to sort out at the station.”  Officer Tamblin said.

“The station?”

“Yes ma’am.  When we get a call from a doctor regarding corpse worms the law states that we take the suspect in.  We got a call from a Dr. Currier.  I’m afraid you have some explaining to do Ms. Banks.”

                                                          THE END

YIKES!! That was rather nasty huh? Anyway, Maybe I didn’t do the best job of splitting this up, but whatever. I hope you did enjoy it though. Anyway, that’s all. I do have some more grizzly horror on tap for this week. I got a couple movie reviews that you will not wanna miss. And I know that the busty Sasha Slaughter has some stuff she’d like to share with you as well. Maybe she’ll give you a little something extra...

So on that note, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!
                                                                                                                                        



                                                         

UNCLE MELVIN IS A DOUCHE!! BY: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Oh hey, what's poppin slimes??? Is that getting old yet?? Ehh! Anyway, Sasha Slaughter here with you here and I certainly hope you are ready to have your minds blown by how talented we (Zane and I) are. But I'm sure you've already noticed. =) I'll be reviewing "The Inheritance" for you today. It was directed by Robert O'Hara and was released in 2011 and you can find it on Netflix. Ever hear of it? Me either!! So how about we get down to business then huh??

Five cousins (Karen, Lily, Simpson, Tyrone, and Henry) get invited to a family reunion by their Uncle Melvin at a remote cabin in rural Vermont. They arrive to discover that they are the only ones from the family that were invited, but they think nothing of it. Simpson arrives with his boss Marty and his wife (Two white people...the only white people in the movie) and his cousin tells him that he knows that their family doesn't like white people. Simpson ignores him and invites them into the cabin. There is a letter from their Uncle Melvin welcoming them to the cabin and telling them he left them something on the bar. Henry opens the box and finds bottles of booze and alot of weed (Damn, why can't I have an uncle like that??). They are sitting around getting drunk and high when four out of the five cousins admit that they are here expecting to be given money.

Karen freaks out because she's the only one there who is there for family and not money. Lily calms her down and they go into the living room to get high. After a few minutes Lily starts freaking out when she sees "The flesh is the strength" written in blood on the window. Everyone is startled and eventually calm down and go to bed. Marty and his wife go upstairs early and are going at it when he leaves to get water. His wife is laying on her stomach and feels fingers on her skin and she thinks it's Marty. There are two hay people (I don't know what else to call them!) in the room touching her and then they kill her. Karen wakes up the next morning to find her Aunt B siting in the room watching her. She tells her and Lily to wake up because they are about to start. Henry, Simpson, and Tyrone are asleep in the next room when their Uncle Grady starts beating on a drum to wake them up. He tells them to come downstairs because they are about to begin.

The cousins go downstairs to find the Elders waiting for them in the living room. They are lead to five chairs set up in the middle of the room. They sit down and their Uncle Melvin tells them about their family history. They start doing some weird chanting ritual and telling them that the older generation came here to spend time with the younger generation. Their uncle then tells them that their family came from a long line of slaves but was saved from someone they called Chakabazz. He tells them that he promised to save them from the white men if they gave him a sacrifice. So five slaves sacrificed their children to Chakabazz to be saved from the white men.

After the story was over, Simpson made a sarcastic remark and the Elders left. Their Uncle Melvin told them that the Elders felt disrespected therefore they left. Karen asked her uncle to please talk to the Elders to see if they would accept their apology. Shortly after, the Elders are nowhere to be found and the time changes and no one can figure out how it got so late. Lily starts freaking out and says she is leaving. She packs her stuff and leaves. While she is driving she sees the ghost of a slave on the road and crashes her car into a snow bank. She is looking for a flashlight when she sees people outside of her car. They open the door and drag Lily out and she disappears. Everyone at the house is trying to figure out what to do when Karen decides to take a bath and relax. While in the bath she sees her Uncle Melvin in the tub and he tells her that she is the chosen one. Just then Chakabazz appears and gets into the tub with Karen and he has sex with her and disappears.

She wakes up and sees "The blood is the life" written in blood on the wall and freaks out. She tells Henry that someone was in her room but they can't find anyone. She finally calms down and then Lily's mom Felicia shows up. They let her in and she tells them that the Elders are going to sacrifice them and that Melvin is behind everything. She tells them they'll start by draining the blood of the virgin (Lily), Impregnating the host (Karen), one warriors bones will be built into a totem pole (Tyrone), one warriors flesh will be eaten (Simpson), and then they will make the host (Karen) kill the master warrior (Henry). Melvin denies everything and using some mind trick kills Felicia. The other four run out of the house to escape and they see Marty's wife's torso in the snow with the words "You're it" written in blood in the snow.

One of the hay people attack them and almost takes Tyrone but the distract it and get Tyrone into the car with them. They decide to leave the car to find weapons and Henry sees Lily outside of the shed he's in. She tells him that he lives and then disappears. Henry tells the others that he saw Lily and that they have to save her. They leave Tyrone in the woods while they go investigate Lily's car. They hear Tyrone screaming and run into the woods as he's being dragged off by the hay people to be killed. They get into Lily's car to get warm but hear noises in the backseat. They look in the back and find Simpson's boss tied and up gagged. They run out of the car and stumble upon the Elders in the woods holding some sort of ritual calling upon Chakabazz. They tell Karen, Simpson, and Henry that they are going to be sacrificed to ensure the prosperity of future generations. Their aunt tells them that everything they have is because of them and now they must die to give it to the next generation.

They manage to escape into the woods and stop to decide what to do. Two hay people come after Karen but Simpson kills them and they run back into the house. The Elders are in the house waiting for them to surrender. They are trying to get to Simpson's room when they see more of the Elders in the hall. Karen tells Simpson and Henry to go to the room and she'll distract the Elders because it's her they want. She goes to her Uncle Melvin with a hatchet behind her back to thank him for choosing her as the host. She tries to stab him with the hatchet but he moves. Henry grabs Karen and they get into Simpson's room. They lock the door and tell Simpson to type a message to the rest of the family and send it. Henry sees Lily in the window being attacked by the hay people. He decides to go save her but he gets killed by the hay people. Karen keeps telling Simpson to keep typing and not to stop but make sure he sends the message when he's done. Karen is against the door when hands break the door and grab her. A symbol shows up on her stomach and she grabs a hatchet and walks towards Simpson....

                                                                       
Ughh! Talk about a sucky movie. Boooo!! Waste of 84 minutes, I'm tellin you what. And the title is totally off. Doesn't someone have to die in order for you to get an inheritance or something?? These were just a couple of shitty people looking for a handout from their rich family members. And the girl on the cover of the movie...WTF was that?? It had nothing to do with the movie. Totally irrelevant to the whole thing...I think it was done to catch attention and get people to watch this pile of shit movie. It didn't even get remotely interesting until almost halfway through and it bored the holy hell out of me. Overall I'd give this pile of fuck (As Zane would say) a 2 out of 5. There was a sex scene (two white people gettin it), like 2 boob shots, a butt shot, a bloody torso in the snow, a head impaled on a stick and that's about it. Not too horrible, but there could have been a bit more gore, you know what I'm sayin?? I wouldn't watch this movie again if you paid me. The acting was bad and the used that time lapsed shit in between scenes alot. BOO! Well then, since you're here how about you check out Zane's stuff too??? Until next time faithful readers! Thanks for checking us out!!

Sasha 'BB' Slaughter

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MORE FUN WITH A DEAD BODY BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

What’s happ’n captain’s! Coming at ya live and very much direct from the seven six one oh seven.  ‘Bout that time for me to get in your ear again, yes? Got some good shit lined up for ya this week though. We got gore, we got nudity, we got necrophilia.  We got a wacked-out bitch cutting off her clit with some scissors. And the piece de resistance...A fuckin’ boner that cums blood! Hell to the yeah! I know that last line may have sounded weird, but in my head it made perfect fuckin’ sense. Don’t worry. All the clit cutting and the blood cuming will be explained. Not in this article however, but cuming this week.  (Did you see what I did there? Cuming this week...rather than coming this week?) Again, that may have sounded better upstairs in my beer- riddled dome. So let’s cut out the foreplay and get to today’s post.

As you may or may not know, I’ve been posting one of my short stories over the last week.  If you haven’t been reading, fuck off out of here and read last weeks shit and THEN come back correct. Did that sound harsh? Sorry. Too much Chef Ramsey I guess. I love me some “Hells Kitchen!” Anyway, last week I posted parts one and two of my story, “Corpse Fucker.” And I figured to kick off this week, I’d post part three. So without further ado, let’s get to part three of “Corpse Fucker.”

Nanette’s visit to Dr. Currier’s office had been far from routine.  She had never been so humiliated.  It was bad enough going for a routine ‘Well Woman’ exam, but this, this far exceeded that.  The worst part was when they had to suck the mealy gray infection out of her.  The nurse actually had to leave the room during the process.  It was the smell.  Had to have been the smell. The good news was all of it was over.  Well, almost.  She still had to get her RX filled and apply it twice a day for two weeks until the infection cleared itself up. As soon as this was over, the better. Nanette had learned her lesson.  And learned it well.  

After a taxing morning with the exam and all, Nanette wanted nothing more than to relax and wash the sticky minutes off of her body.  She went to the bathroom and turned on the hot water.  She stripped off her clothes and threw them aside on the bathroom floor.  She was just about to immerse herself in the hot, soothing water when she heard a loud, a loud and rude knocking at her front door.

Max stood naked over his bathtub.  She was in the tub already.  She was waiting for him.  She always waited for him.  No matter what.  “I missed you baby.  I fucking missed you so much.  How’s my girl?” 

“Just a second,” Nanette called. Who could that be? All she wanted to do was take a shower and climb into bed.  And now someone was at the door. “Goddamn,” Nanette said through clinched teeth.

“Room for one more?”  Max asked.  “Oh now don’t look at me that way.  You know that I love you.  I told you I was sorry.  It won’t happen again. I swear.”  Max ran the tip of his tongue across his top lip.  He wanted her.  Wanted her so fucking bad.  He took his index finger and rubbed the pre cum across the head of his cock.  Julie Nash just stared up at him through her glassy, unseeing eyes....      

And OH SHIT! That’s where the party ends for today my friend.(s.) Ya gotta check back to see what’s what. We’ll just have to leave Nanette and Max alone for now. Wonder what will happen? Ok, so that’s that and I am spent. Be sure and check out Sasha’s stuff too. She’s wearing a tee shirt with no bra. I know I’m on my way there now. So check her out.  Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out!            

ZOMBIE 'FATS' ZANE

                                                                                                                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                          

DON'T FORGET TO SIGN YOUR CONTRACT TO START A BABY MILL!!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

It's really wet in this bitch!!! I'm talking about the rain you perverts!!! =) Hiii!! Sasha Slaughter here with you on this stormy grey day in PA (Hey that rhymed!). It's still random stuff hodgepodge mixed bag O shit month (And no Zane, you aren't changing it!) so in keeping with the theme I'll be reviewing the third episode of Fear Itself, it's titled "Community". Before I begin I'd just like to say that last week our standards were severely lowered due to Zanes "Horrors Best Chests" article. Ughh!!! Typical man...am I right?? So anyway, let's get to it!!!

Young couple Bobby and Tracy are living in a small, cramped apartment in a not so desirable part of town. Tracy is desperate to start a family and wants to get pregnant right away, but she refuses to raise a family in their current home. So they set out to find the perfect home to start a family in. Two close friends of theirs, married couple Scott and Merrill tell them about a place called The Commons. They tell Tracy and Bobby that it's a really exclusive place and when they told the realtor that they didn't plan on having anymore children they refused to give them a house. So Bobby and Tracy decided to go to The Commons and look at a house anyway.

They drive to a gate in a high class suburban neighborhood and are pleasantly surprised by how beautiful it is, although Bobby is skeptical. They are given a tour of the house by Candice, one of the more prominent members of The Commons. Tracy falls in love with the house instantly and is positive that this is where she wants to start a family. Bobby notices that all of the furniture from the previous owner is still in the home and Candice tells him the owner had to leave because of business. Bobby think it's a bit odd, but because Tracy wants the house, he ignores it. Two days later they get a call from Candice telling them that their application was accepted and they got the house. They go to sign papers and Candice tells them that are exactly the type of people they want in their community, which makes Bobby a bit uncomfortable.

They are greeted by a mob of seemingly perfect neighbors when they arrive to move in. Bobby is overwhelmed and has a strange feeling about the neighborhood but dismisses it. Months go by and strange things keep happening, but Tracy seems oblivious. Late one night while flipping through TV channels he comes across security tape of their neighbor undressing getting ready to cheat on her husband when her husband walks in and catches her. He recognizes the neighbor on the TV screen as their next door neighbors Ron and Sandra. Tracy tells him the follwing day that he was signed up for a community supprt meeting. He shows up only to see Ron and Sandra getting lectured because of Sandra's actions.

Candice tells her that her actions affect the whole community and it's up to Ron to decide her punishment for infidelity. The next day while Bobby is out shopping he sees Sanda tied to a post with a pig mask on having trash thrown at her while the townspeople call her names. She tells him that this was the punishment chosen and she accepts it. He takes the mask off of her and tells her she doesn't have to deal with this and everyone tells him to stay out of it. Later that night Candice arrives and tells Tracy and Bobby that she is concered that they haven't conceived yet. She said that if they read their contract correctly it states that if a child is not conceived within 6 months of moving in the house will be foreclosed on and they will be forced to leave The Commons (Really? Signing a contract to breed and open your very own baby mill?? Count me out).

Bobby asks his friend Scott to find the previous owner and talk to them to find out how they got out of the contract. Bobby tells him all of the strange rules and stipulations and about the security cameras in everyones house that show up on the TV. Scott calls back to tell him that there is no trace of the previous owner, and seems like he disappeared. He tells Bobby he needs to get Tracy and get out of there. He finds Tracy in the kitchen and she announces that she is pregnant and Bobby is devastated because now that she is pregnant they are being forced to stay in The Commons.

They go to the doctor the following day and see Sandra running around in the street yelling that someone is after her and then she gets hit by a car. No one seems concerned, saying that she jumped infront of the car because she was drunk and suicidal, which Bobby didn't believe. This scared Tracy so they came up with a plan to get out of The Commons. Tracy was with some friends when she pretended to faint and said she needed to go home and rest because of the baby. They snuck family friend Merrill into the house and snuck Tracy out. Merrill was disguised in a wig so she looked like Tracy on the security cameras in the bedroom. After a few days of not seeing Tracy everyone started getting suspicious. Candice showed up and saw Merrill and demanded to know where Tracy was. She tells Bobby that if he doesn't tell her where she is something unfortunate will happen to his friends and family.

They are questioning Bobby and he isn't cooperating so they drug him and he wakes up a few hours later on a couch. Phil, the neurotic neighbor from next door, comes over to make sure Bobby is ok and is staying in The Commons. Just then Phil pulls out a pair of scissors and tells Bobby that this is for him and then proceeds to stab Candice in the neck with the scissors. Bobby wakes up and runs into the woods to escape. The whole neighborhood comes outside with flashlights, shovels, and dogs to look for him. He runs up a hill and finds Scott and Tracy in a car waiting for him. Tracy gets out of the car and tells him that she is doing this for him and Scott says they are going to be neighbors now and then the townspeople come out of the woods and..                       

Ughhh! Somebody please check my pulse and make sure I'm still alive....I swear I may have died a little from complete and utter boredom!! BOO to this episode!!! I am totally disappointed. This episode sucked and the person that wrote it sucks. I was incredibly bored and could not wait for this shit to be over. That was 43 minutes of my life I'll never get back. Overall I'd give it a 1 out of 5. Yeahh! There was no blood (except for a few drops when the blonde bitch got stabbed), no gore, no nekkidness (No boobs, butt, or bush), no swearing...no nothing at all.I mean, horror stuff doesn't necessarily have to have all of those things to be good, but sweet Jesus put some blood and guts in there please!! It was a total snooze fest and I am so glad I never have to watch it again! Ok, so thats that. Since you're here wasting time, how about you waste some time and read Zanes stuff too!! He likes it when you look at his stuff. Trust me. =)

SASHA SLAUGHTER

                                                                                                                        


















                                                                

...AND ACTION! By; ZOMBIE 'BIG BALLS' ZANE a.k.a 'FATS'

THE TRUE MASTER OF HORROR

YEPPA-YEPPA-YEPPA! Zombie Zane here once again from the seven six one oh seven! What’s poppin’ slime? Another day, another possible heat stroke. It’s so hot here I can hear trees calling the dogs over to piss on them. Anyway, how about for today’s post I run down ten of the best horror directors of all time? I mean let’s face it. If the director sucks the sac, then most likely the movie will too. And there are plenty of directors that suck the sac. Hey! I just had an idea! Maybe I could do a list of the top ten sac sucking directors of all time. But we’ll save that for another day. So, enough sac sucking, enough foreplay, let’s get to this weeks shit, yes.

THE TOP TEN HORROR MOVIE DIRECTORS OF ALL TIME

10. David Cronenberg - One of the founders of what is known as the ‘body horror’ genre. By that I mean bodily transformation and infection and shit like that. He’s done other films outside the horror genre, but I won’t go into all that. You can look him up if you want to know more. I’m not Wikipedia or Google. A couple of his horror films include, ‘The Fly’ (1986) and ‘Scanners’ (1981)

9. Dario Argento - An Italian film director, writer, and producer. He is best known for his work in the horror subgenre known as giallo. Giallo films are characterized by longer than average murder sequences, excessive blood, unique and stylish camera work, and weird ass musical arrangements. Some of his horror films include: ‘Suspiria’ (1977) and ‘Trauma’ (1993) He also directed ‘Jenifer’ and ‘Pelts’ which are two episodes from the ‘Masters of Horror’ Showtime-T.V. series.

8. Guillermo Del Toro - A Mexican director, producer, screenwriter, and designer. I just recently learned more about this dude this week (Thank you Tav!) And it turns out I’ve seen more of his movies than I realized. ‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ (2006) and the ‘Hellboy’ franchise are a couple just to name a few.

7. Clive Barker - An English author, film director and a visual artist. He is best known for his work in the horror and fantasy genre. Now I’m not a huge fan of this guy, I honestly could give shit one about ‘Hellraiser.’ I know that I may get banged on for that, but whatever. But personal taste aside, this dude had to be on the list. I may not like his work, but I got respect for him. A couple of Barker directed films include: ‘Hellraiser’ (1987) and ‘Nightbreed’ (1990).

6. Sam Raimi- An American film director, producer, actor, and writer. He is best known for directing cult horror films and producing films such as ‘The Grudge’ and ‘The Grudge 2' and also the 2005 horror movie, ‘Boogeyman.’ He also directed the ‘Evil Dead’ series and the 2009 horror film, ‘Drag Me to Hell.’

5. George A. Romero - Everybody knows this guy. Or at least should. He’s an American film director, screenwriter, editor, and sometimes actor. One word comes to mind when Romero’s name comes up, and that word is zombie. Obviously everyone knows his 1968 classic ‘Night of the Living Dead’ which was the first of several zombie movies directed by Romero. He also directed ‘Dawn of the Dead’ (1978), ‘Day of the Dead’ (1985), ‘Land of the Dead’ (2005), ‘Diary of the Dead’ (2007) which is my personal fave and 2009's ‘Survival of the Dead.’ This guy is the zombie master.

4. Wes Craven- An American film director and writer. He is best known for creating the iconic character Freddy Krueger and for the ‘Scream’ series. He’s directed over 20 horror movies and has produced just as many. I like pretty much everything this guy does. How could you not. Some of his other works include: ‘The People Under the Stairs(1991), ‘Last House on the Left’ (1972) and ‘The Hills Have Eyes.’(1977)

3. John Carpenter - American film director, screenwriter, producer, editor, composer, and sometimes actor. Obviously known for 1978's ‘Halloween’ and 1982's ‘The Thing’ He also directed ‘The Fog’ (1980), ‘Christine’ (1983) and is currently working on ‘Fangland’ due out sometime in 2011.

2. Tobe Hooper - This guy could be numero uno on most people’s list. And I damn near put him there on mine. But as it is, he’s number two. Hooper is an American film director, and screenwriter best known for his work on ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ and the Steven Spielberg produced, ‘Poltergeist.’ Other work includes, ‘Salem’s Lot’ (1979), ‘Lifeforce’ (1985) and ‘TCM 2' (1986)

1. Alfred Hitchcock - An English film maker and producer who founded many of the techniques used in today’s horror and suspense films. This guy started the whole enchilada. He directed the first slasher film, 1960's ‘Psycho.’ Which in turn spawned a prequel, a sequel, and a shitty-ass remake and a television series. His other works include such classics as ‘The Birds(1963), and ‘Vertigo’ (1958). Anyway, he may not be everyone’s overall number one, but he’s my pick. Really any of the top three could be moved around in any order, but I went old school.

Well, there you have it. Shit almighty that was a lot of writing!! There’s my list of the top ten horror directors of all time. So before you get outta here, be sure and check out Sasha’s stuff. If your lucky, she may show it to you again. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!                                                                                                                                 

ZOMBIE ZANE

                                              
  JUST SOMETHING COOL YOU SHOULD LOOK AT...

SPOOKY VON SPOOK SPOOK By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Ohh nah nah..Heyy!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for another week of mind blowing awesomeness at Dead End Horror. Zane and I decided to make this Mixed bag O shit month!! Yay!! It will basically be random shit all month with no actual theme...you will like it!! I'll be reviewing the second episode of Fear Itself and it's called Spooked. It runs 43 minutes and stars Eric Roberts as Harry Bender. And of course, if you've been paying attention you'd know the series was created by Mick Garris. And if you didn't know, well hey, now you do!

When Harry, a former cop turned private eye, is hired to spy on a womans husband, things go terribly wrong when he is staking out at a vacant haunted house across the street. Little does he know that while in that house, Harry is about to confront the demons of his past. It begins with Harry questioning a suspect, Rory, about the disappearance of a Senator's son. The suspect wont cooperate so Harry punches him in the face and cuts him several times with a knife. Finally Rory tells him that the boy is upstairs. Harry finds the boy and returns him to safety. He sees Rory being wheeled into an ambulance on a stretcher and he tells Harry that he'll never for get what he did and that he'd never let him. Harry watched as Rory bled to death on the stretcher from a knife wound on his throat, inflicted by Harry himself.

He talks to one of the people from the department and is told that because of the brutal way he treats suspects and the horrible things he does them, he is being sentenced to one hundred hours of community service and is being forced to turn in his badge. Fifteen years later Harry is in a private eye business with his partner James. A woman named Meredith King comes to Harry and asks him to help her get evidence that her husband is having an affiar. Harry agrees but the woman tells him he can't park his surveillance van infront of the house. She asks him to go into the vacant house across the street to do the spying. James and Harry go into the house and set up the equipment and James goes back to the van. Harry starts hearing voices and seeing lights in the womans house. James tells him he doesn't see or hear anything.

He finds a few kids in the vacant house and they tell him that they are there because the house kills people and it was a dare. Harry starts seeing things and hearing voices. He hears a woman talking about someone burning her with a cigar to get her to talk. Harry realizes that that was something he had done to get a suspect to talk and turns to run away and steps in a puddle of blood with bullets and teeth in it. He meets Meredith the following day to tell her that he can't help her anymore. He admits to her that he's done very bad things in the past and that while he is in that house his demons from the past are haunting him. She convinces him to go back and help her. He sees children in Meredith's house and looks upstairs and sees Rory holding a knife as he starts descending the stairs. Harry breaks into the house to discover that it's empty and sees for sale flyers on the table.

He goes back into the vacant house and hears voices of people describing the things he did to them to get them to talk. Rory appears and asks Harry why he is such a bad person. Harry breaks down and has a flashback of the thing that made him a monster. His flashback is of himself accidently shooting and killing his brother and making a pact with his father never to tell anyone what happened. Rory gives Harry a knife and tells him to kill himself and make things right. As Harry has the knife to his throat he realizes that....

OH NO!! WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?? If you have a hard on to find out, well how about you go and give Spooked a look see huh??? Now, onto what I thought. It was ok. I was confused like once or twice, ehh it happens. There was no nudity, no cussing, and the only thing close to sex was the recorded tapes of two people boinking to prove to a woman that her husband was cheating. The plot was good and the acting was good too, although I would have liked to see more blood, but we can't always get what we want can we?? Overall I'd give Spooked a 2.5 out of 5. Like I said, I got confused a time or two, (It happens sometimes...or alot of times :D) and I wasn't as impressed with this episode as I was with the first. But they can't all be winners right??? So since you're here don't forget to check out Zanes stuff, if you're lucky he just may send you pics of it!! YAY!!

SASHA SLAUGHTER

                                                                                                                                                                  

THE EATER By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

He wants to eat you...

What it do, what it does?? Sasha here with you && this week we'll be doing something a little different. Ever hear of the TV series Fear Itself?? No?? Me either until Zane turned me onto it (haha..turned me on...rawr!!). Anyway, Fear Itself was a TV series in 2008 and was created by Mick Garris. It's an anthology series of horror and Sci-fi fantasy shows. The shows run about 42-43 minutes and it aired on NBC in the summer of 2008. The series ended on July 31st after it's 8th episode, leaving 5 episodes written and produced, but never aired. And heres a factoid for you, the theme song of the show is "Lie, Lie, Lie" by Serj Tankian of System of a Down...awesome! So kick back while I review the first episode of Fear Itself, it's called "Eater".

When rookie policewoman Danny Bannerman gets assigned to guard the serial killer referred to as "the Eater" the night gets precarious when two of her fellow officers begin to act very strangely...Dwayne "The Eater" Meller is brought into the police station in shackles and handcuffs and put into a holding cell. He pulls something out of his sleeve and begins chanting and weird things start happening and the only person that realizes it is Bannerman. The Sergeant briefs the officers on Meller and tells that them that in span of 2 years he's killed 30 people in 5 different states. He then tells them that he kills the male victims quickly but keeps the females to torture them and eventually cook and eat their body parts. He also tells them that he made clothing out of their skin and used their skin to make lamp shades.

Danny Bennerman, who is intrigued by morbid things, asks the Sergeant if she can look at Mellers' file. She reads the file and as she does, the lights flicker and she hears loud noises coming from the holding cell. She goes upstairs to check on him and finds him sleeping. She calls for Mattingly, the officer in charge of sitting in the holding room, and he is nowhere to be found. She goes to check on Meller because she thinks he isn't breathing and realizes that the cell is unlocked. Mattingly appears out of nowhere and tells her it's not a good idea to go into the cell. She notices that he is acting strangely, as was Marty, the other officer on duty. She accuses them of messing her because she is the only woman on the force. Mattingly pins her against the cell and tries to bite her but she runs away.

She goes to the main enterance to find that the doors are chained shut so no one can get in or out. She goes into one of the offices and finds Mattingly's body under his desk with his heart ripped out. She tries the phones and hears chanting on the other end. She meets the Sergeant in the locker room and tells him that she thinks that Meller escaped and killed Marty and Mattingly by eating their hearts and assuming their identities. She tells him that Mattingly told her of an old Cajun legend that says if you eat the still beating heat of another person that you can assume their body and their identity. The Sergeant is skeptical but goes with Bannerman to look for Meller.

They go into the holding room and find Marty hanging from the ceiling with his heart ripped out. They see another body behind the couch and Bannerman takes the bag of the head only to discover that it's the Sergeants body with a bullet hole in the forehead. Meller assumes the Sergeant's identity and tells Bannerman that he wants to eat her. She runs away and tries to get out of the locked doors when Meller assumes his own identity and eats her ear. She gets away and hides in a closet where she covers her neck in rat poison so when Meller tries to eat her...

AHHH!! If you're curious about the ending, how about you go ahead and give Fear Itself: Eaters a watch?? Now onto what I thought! WOW!! This is the first time I've ever heard of or watched this series and I gotta say, I'm impressed. The whole Cajun voodoo-switching bodies-cannibalism thing was just awesome! And not to mention that the character Meller was CREEPY! He was freaking tall and scary looking with the absolute most messed up teeth ever (Someone call that man a dentist!!). There was no nudity and no cussing, but thats no big deal really. There was a good bit of blood and a little bit of guts, and the plot was good enough to where there really didn't need to be alot of boobs and swearing to make it good. Overall I'd give this little gem a 4 out of 5...WOW!! I really liked this episode. The acting was good, the plot was good...it was just damn good!! I cannot wait to watch the rest of the series! And while you're here, check out Zombie Zanes stuff, you'll be glad you did!!

Sasha Slaughter