Hello Dead End Horror fans and noted cherry tarts. What’s good? Okay, so I know I’m a bit late on this post, I’ve been burning the candle at both ends. Anyway, I’m back and I know that elates you.
For today’s post I’m gonna finish up my little bracket thinger of the best horror movies ever. If this is your first time here, not to worry. I’m gonna re-post the whole thing and that way you’ll know what you’re looking at.
So without further ado, let’s cut out the fucking foreplay and get to it:
For today’s post I’m gonna finish up my little bracket thinger of the best horror movies ever. If this is your first time here, not to worry. I’m gonna re-post the whole thing and that way you’ll know what you’re looking at.
So without further ado, let’s cut out the fucking foreplay and get to it:
The Best Horror Movie of all Time: Bracket Style
South Region
1. Hostel
2. Scream
3. Pet Sematary
4. Nosferatu
Round 1
1. Hostel vs. 4. Nosferatu: This was not as close as you might’ve thought. I love Nosferatu but Hostel was just the better film in this match-up. Hostel wins in a bloodbath.
2. Scream vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Close. So fucking close. I’m giving the victory to Pet Sematary here but not by much. Pet Sematary moves on to the second round.
North Region
1. Child’s Play
2. Salem’s Lot
3. Poltergeist
4. The Blair Witch Project
Round 1
1. Child’s Play vs. 4. The Blair Witch Project: Hella good match-up! I’ve seen both, I love both but Blair Witch wins this match-up in a close one.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 3. Poltergeist: Holy fuck! How to pick this one? This was another close battle but Salem’s Lot gets the ‘W’ here and moves on.
West Region
1. Let the Right One In
2. Psycho (1960)
3. Alien
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Round 1
1. Let the Right One In vs. 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: LTROI wins this in a slaughter. I dig some TCM but let’s face it, Let the Right One In is far superior.
2. Psycho vs. 3. Alien: Two iconic horror films. What to do? I’m going Alien here even though Psycho is the granddaddy of all slasher films. Alien moves on.
East Region
1. The Exorcist
2. An American Werewolf in London
3. Saw
4. Open Water
Round 1
1. The Exorcist vs. Open Water: Man, these are two totally different movies and both are scary as fuck. For different reasons of course. But The Exorcist wins this one. But closer than you would think.
2. An American Werewolf in London vs. 3. Saw: Hmmm. Interesting. I’m going with American Werewolf in London on this one. Mostly because Saw has too many fucking sequels and I’m a fan of Landis. Werewolf in London moves forward.
South Region
1. Hostel
2. Scream
3. Pet Sematary
4. Nosferatu
Round 1
1. Hostel vs. 4. Nosferatu: This was not as close as you might’ve thought. I love Nosferatu but Hostel was just the better film in this match-up. Hostel wins in a bloodbath.
2. Scream vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Close. So fucking close. I’m giving the victory to Pet Sematary here but not by much. Pet Sematary moves on to the second round.
North Region
1. Child’s Play
2. Salem’s Lot
3. Poltergeist
4. The Blair Witch Project
Round 1
1. Child’s Play vs. 4. The Blair Witch Project: Hella good match-up! I’ve seen both, I love both but Blair Witch wins this match-up in a close one.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 3. Poltergeist: Holy fuck! How to pick this one? This was another close battle but Salem’s Lot gets the ‘W’ here and moves on.
West Region
1. Let the Right One In
2. Psycho (1960)
3. Alien
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Round 1
1. Let the Right One In vs. 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: LTROI wins this in a slaughter. I dig some TCM but let’s face it, Let the Right One In is far superior.
2. Psycho vs. 3. Alien: Two iconic horror films. What to do? I’m going Alien here even though Psycho is the granddaddy of all slasher films. Alien moves on.
East Region
1. The Exorcist
2. An American Werewolf in London
3. Saw
4. Open Water
Round 1
1. The Exorcist vs. Open Water: Man, these are two totally different movies and both are scary as fuck. For different reasons of course. But The Exorcist wins this one. But closer than you would think.
2. An American Werewolf in London vs. 3. Saw: Hmmm. Interesting. I’m going with American Werewolf in London on this one. Mostly because Saw has too many fucking sequels and I’m a fan of Landis. Werewolf in London moves forward.
Elite Eight Horror Movies of all Time
1. Hostel vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Nice! This is a tough call. After careful consideration and much deliberation, I’m giving the win to Hostel. Not an easy choice but that’s the way I see it.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 4. Blair Witch Project: Another fierce battle! Too bad there can’t be a tie. I’m going Salem’s Lot here. It was the first movie to ever scare me and therefore it moves on.
1. Let the Right One In vs. 3. Alien: Two totally opposite movies both with a unique style. I dig both of these but I’m gonna have Let the Right One In move on to the next round. It’s just too good a movie to leave out of the finals.
1. The Exorcist vs. 2. An American Werewolf in London: Hands down the clear cut winner here is The Exorcist. It’s just too sox rockin’ a movie to go down at the hands of American Werewolf in London. Sorry, Landis. I love ya but...
1. Hostel vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Nice! This is a tough call. After careful consideration and much deliberation, I’m giving the win to Hostel. Not an easy choice but that’s the way I see it.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 4. Blair Witch Project: Another fierce battle! Too bad there can’t be a tie. I’m going Salem’s Lot here. It was the first movie to ever scare me and therefore it moves on.
1. Let the Right One In vs. 3. Alien: Two totally opposite movies both with a unique style. I dig both of these but I’m gonna have Let the Right One In move on to the next round. It’s just too good a movie to leave out of the finals.
1. The Exorcist vs. 2. An American Werewolf in London: Hands down the clear cut winner here is The Exorcist. It’s just too sox rockin’ a movie to go down at the hands of American Werewolf in London. Sorry, Landis. I love ya but...
Final Four Horror Movies of all Time
1. Hostel vs: 2. Salem’s Lot: Egads and yikes! I love both of these films but there can only be one winner. Hostel takes down Salem’s Lot in a very close contest.
1. Let the Right One In vs: 1. The Exorcist: I’m sticking with The Exorcist here. It wasn’t an easy choice but demon possession gives me the jim-jams.
1. Hostel vs: 2. Salem’s Lot: Egads and yikes! I love both of these films but there can only be one winner. Hostel takes down Salem’s Lot in a very close contest.
1. Let the Right One In vs: 1. The Exorcist: I’m sticking with The Exorcist here. It wasn’t an easy choice but demon possession gives me the jim-jams.
The Best Horror Movie of all Time:
1. Hostel vs. 1. The Exorcist: Hostel made it far but the best horror movie of all time goes to The Exorcist.
The Best Horror Movie of all Time: The Exorcist
And there ya go. Be sure and see what Sasha’s up to. I think she may be planning something that may injure me. Until then, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter bidding you a good evening.
1. Hostel vs. 1. The Exorcist: Hostel made it far but the best horror movie of all time goes to The Exorcist.
The Best Horror Movie of all Time: The Exorcist
And there ya go. Be sure and see what Sasha’s up to. I think she may be planning something that may injure me. Until then, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter bidding you a good evening.
