Thursday, September 22, 2011

BEWARE OF THE BOOZE AND BOOBS By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya, Dead End Horror sheep that wear radioactive clothing and eat nothing but frozen pizza rolls! What’s good? Anyway, it’s that time once again for you to kick back and read one of my posts. So I guess that means it’s time for me to write one. Which is what I’m doing now.

So what I wanna do today is, I wanna talk about one of my favorite movies of all times. I’m talking about the movie, “Hostel!” Fuck yeah! If you haven’t seen it, let me start by telling you this is one bad bastard of a horror film. Seriously. It’s got all the crucial elements. It’s got, gore, plenty of nakedness, a great, sox rockin’ soundtrack, and a hella good plot. This thing is fucking too cool! So please, take a few moments and hang out here with me, yes?
 “Hostel” is a 2005 American horror film written, produced, and directed by Eli Roth. Now for the record, I’m not a huge Roth fan. I kinda think he’s an arrogant prick. But then again, if I had made a movie like this, I’d be arrogant too. But whatever. Anyway, Roth’s original script was developed by none other than Quintin Tarantino. Tarantino also served as one of the producers as well. Maybe that explains some of the films awesomeness.
 Also lending their talent to the movie are Jay Hernandez, Derek Richardson, and Rick Hoffman. And oh yeah, some Russian girls whose names I can’t pronounce let alone type. The film runs just under 95mins and you can find this film just about anywhere dvd’s are sold. Now that you know a bit of the particulars, let’s get to the plot, yes?

 One of the things that makes this movie good is the plot. I mean it’s simple but at the time it was original as hell. The movie is about a place in Slovakia where rich people pay to kill a victim of their choosing in any manner that they see fit. They can use chainsaws, drills, guns, knives, fuckin’ whatever!  They can get as medieval as they want. Fucking anything goes. Trippy huh?  I mean like if you want to kill an American, you can bid on a price. Say maybe it starts out at like 30k, but say another dude wants to kill an American, so he bids like 35k and so on and so on. Ya follow me? And just like an ebay auction, the winner with the highest bid gets that certain person. Ya dig?
So Josh and Paxton (Hernandez and Richardson) end up at this hostel where they are drugged and kidnapped and tortured in various ways. Told ya, it’s a cool fuckin’ plot. And the coolest part, is that everyone that works at this hostel is in on it! Everybody that works there plays a part in this murder racket. I mean they could give shit one of an American gets offed. They don’t care cause it’s all about the $$$!
 Now that you know the plot, you are like dying to watch this movie, right? Right? Like I hope I didn’t fuck it up and tell you too much info. I saw this thing and went into it not knowing what to expect.  It blew my fucking mind so much that I actually watched it twice in a row. I’ve only done that with like two other films. Wanna know which ones? No? Fuck you! I’m gonna tell ya anyway. I did it with “The Devils Rejects,” and I did it with “Open Water.” But yeah, I dig this film and I give it a perfect 5 out of 5. I can’t stress enough how much I liked it.
 Okay, so there it is. I guess that’s all I got for ya today. Be sure and pay a visit to Sasha as well. It’s laundry day so you may just get to watch her wash her undies. Ha! That sounded funny. Anyway, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Jack ‘N the Box grease.
Zombie Zane











SO MUCH FOR BEING A FAMILY MAN By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hello there!!! How nice of you to stop by! Sasha Slaughter here with you for the final time this week to bring you one last dose of randomness. Today I'll be reviewing, “ Fear Itself: Episode 6: “Family Man.” It was written by Daniel Knauf and directed by Ronny Yu. It runs just about 42 minutes and the series aired on NBC in 2008. So let's get to it shall we?

Dennis Mahoney and his family are the typical "perfect family". Perfect house, perfect wife, perfect kids. He’s a responsible loving father and everything’s perfect (Until life decided to bend him over and give it to him right in the butt that is. Oops, was that too gross?) He has a loving wife and children and they attend church together every Sunday. But everything changes one afternoon when Dennis is on his way to work. His wife calls him and asks him to bring milk home. Just as he says he will, another car races through an intersection and slams into Dennis's car.
 In the hospital room, Dennis, dressed in a hospital gown sees his family in the waiting room. He taps on the glass to get their attention but no one acknowledges him. Another man comes up beside him and says,  "She can't hear ya bro". He turns to see a man in a flannel shirt whom he recognizes as Richard Brautigan. He tells Dennis that she can't see them because they’re both dead.

Later on, Dennis wakes up chained to a hospital bed. He asks the nurse for his family and a sheriff is standing above him says "Family? You don't have family unless you count the ones you slaughtered". Dennis turns to look at himself in the mirror and realizes that he is in Brautigan's body.
 He’s later released and returned back to prison. While talking with his court appointed attorney, explains his situation. But all his attorney can say is that spiritual transmigration is a really crappy defense. He then shows him a photo of himself (as Brautigan) in a newspaper labeling him as the "Family Man", a prolific serial killer.

 Dennis comes face to face with Bruatigan, who is now  in Dennis's body.  Brautigan informs Dennis that he has taken over his life and lives at home with Dennis's family. Brautigan then suggests that they help each other. He offers to help Dennis get used to life on the inside, if Dennis will help him with life on the outside. Dennis refuses and Brautigan leaves.

 During his next visit with his attorney, Dennis learns that the police have found tapes of Brautigan raping, torturing, and murdering his victims. The attorney tells Dennis if he wants to avoid the death penalty he needs to tell where the bodies are buried. When his attorney begins to leave, Dennis tells him again to check out his story, and he says if the details don't check out, he will cooperate with the police. The attorney tells him he already checked and all of the details are right but he knows that Brautigan (in Dennis's body) has been visiting and could be feeding him details.
 Pressure begins to mount for Dennis as he faces a death sentence and Brautigan begins to lose his temper with Dennis's family. Dennis has a dream in which he sees that it's only a matter of time until Brautigan hurts his family. He wakes up and tells the guard that he will show them where the bodies are located. They put Dennis in a police car and he tells them to stop in front of the church. An officer gets out and opens Dennis's door. Dennis gets out and take the officers gun and hits him in the head and then hits the sheriff.

He unlocks his cuffs and runs towards his house by the church. The sheriff shoots him in the side but Dennis keeps running. He goes into his house to find Brautigan doing dishes. Dennis asks where his family is and Brautigan tells him they aren't home. Just then Dennis sees him starting to wash a knife with blood on it. A fight ensues between the two men and Dennis throws Brautigan into a glass table and chokes him until he loses consciousness. Dennis senses someone behind him and turns around and is immediately...

 OH NO!!! What will happen next??? Well, I'm not gonna tell you! Those days are through buddy! If you wanna know, hop on over to Netflix and watch Fear Itself: Family Man. This episode was ok. Not as sucky as some, but not as good as others. There was a good amount of blood, especially in the operating room. It was just pooling under Brautigans hospital bed. And the way they froze time in the hospital when Brautigan was showing Dennis their bodies was pretty cool too.

You could see the pool of blood where it was splattering on floor..ughh I can't explain. You just have to see it! Overall I'd give Family Man a 3 out of 5. No, there was no nudity and no cussing (In fact someone said turd instead of shit...haha), but it's all good! It was still a decent episode. The plot was great and the acting was too.

I mean, spiritual transmigration? Who woulda thought?? And the one scene with the little girl in the bumble bee suit wiping blood all over her arms and then with blood coming out of her mouth was a little on the creepy side. Although if I hear the song "Amazing Grace" one more time, I'll scream. I swear I heard it like 3 or 4 times. 
 Yeesh!! It's gonna be stuck in my head all day!!! But I would highly recommend this episode to you. And if you haven't watched Fear Itself yet, I suggest you start. Now that you know how I feel, you can go ahead and check out what Zombie Zane has got going on. Whatever it is, I'm sure he'll let you look at it!! And as always, check back next week for more stuff at Dead End Horror.
Sasha Slaughter






Wednesday, September 21, 2011

YO HO! IT'S HORROR ON THE GO! By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror fans that like to get naked and run around the mall. What’s good? Did anybody catch the New York Giant game last night? My Big Blue finally got their first win! Thank God! We looked kinda shitty in the first half but turned it around and had a pretty good showing. But anyway, not a sports blog so I’ll cut the sports shit. How about we get to today’s shit, yes?

Okay, so like most of yous have an Ipod or smart phone or something, yes? Cool. So in lieu of that, today’s post is gonna be all about the cool horror shit you can find on itunes for free. I’m gonna be telling you about some cool-ass podio books, and some cool-ass radio programs you can download. Neato mosquito, yes?  What’s not to like about horror on the go?  
                                                                             
First up, is this podcast I stumbled on about a year ago. It’s called, “The Horror.” Now what this is, is a podcast dedicated to old time horror radio. Ya know, like back in the day how there was no TV, yes? Well, the radio was the TV. Ya follow? Anyway, different radio networks would air these horror broadcasts. I’m talking shit like, “Lights Out,” “Quiet Please,” “The Hermit” and “The Witches Tale” just to name a few. These are really cool shows! So nostalgic!

Like I said, I stumbled across this podcast a year or so ago and I download it every week. The new episodes come out every Wednesday and Saturday. And there is also a HUGE archive section that you can download shit from as well. So if you dig old-time horror movies, than give this podcast a listen. Even if you don’t, check it out anyway. It’s cool.
                                                                   
One more thing...Some of the audio quality is a bit rough, but it’s not bad enough to fuck up the experience of old school horror, ya know? You can find this on Itunes, go to the podcast page and type in, “The Horror.” You’ll find it there. You can also go to relcicradio.com and find it there as well. It’s all free so after you read this, go over there and download some shit.  Just click on the link below: It should take you right to it.

                                                                    The Horror


 Some other cool shit you gotta check out can be found on podiobooks.com This is one cool bastard of a site. There’s ton of free horror podiobooks on there! I’m gonna give you a list of the stuff that I’ve listened to and highly recommend. Would I shit you? You’re my favorite turd. Again, just click on the link below and you'll get to podiobooks. See how nice and helpful I can be?

                                                                       Podiobooks  


And here's the stuff I've listened to from podiobooks...

"All Kinds of Things Kill" by Robert R. Best. (It’s 9 short horror stories. And they all rock.)

"Infected" by Scott Sigler....It’s about a disease that turns people into raving lunatics. AWESOME!

"Contagious", also by Scott Sigler...The follow up to “Infected.”

“Harvey” by Phil Rossi...This is one kick ass story about a small town and it’s scary little secret.

Anyway, there’s some cool shit to get you started. Like I said, I’ve listened to all the above mentioned and they all kick ass.

One more thing I wanna tell you about before you go and start downloading. Another item you should check out is a drabble novel by Jake Bible. It’s called “Dead Mech” and that also can be found on itunes.  Go to the podcast page and you’ll find it there. It’s a zombie/sci-fi kinda deal. It’s free and for sure worth a download. I listened to this a while back and really enjoyed it so go and check it out.
                                                                             
Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s’s fit to print. Ya got some good horror on the go to download and I know that you’re anxious to get to it. But before you go, stop by and visit the busty Sasha Slaughter. She’s just busting with good stuff and she wants to share it with you.

So, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and free horror grease!


CHOP CHOP CHOP By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hey there!! Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror!!! As you may or may not already know, this is random stuff week again, and we're doing whatever we feel like doing. Isn't that awesome?? Of course it is. Today I'll be reviewing, “ Butchered.” It was suggested to me by Zane because I needed a little direction =). I was a confused horror blogger!

So anyway, “Butchered” came out in 2010 and runs about 70 min. It's unrated and was directed by Charles Stewart Jr., Shaun O' Rourke, and Sheila Brothers. That’s about all I know about the production and whatnot, but let me tell you about the plot. Let’s do this!
                                                                       
When a group of teens decide to spend their last weekend on a remote island to say their final goodbyes before heading off to college, they get a little more than they bargained for. Little do they know convicted serial killer Terrance Skinner escaped from authorities while on death row in a maximum security prison. Skinner is referred to as "the butcher" due to the heinous way he killed his victims.

He would stock pile bodies in his family owned butcher shop and hack them into pieces. He had killed fourteen people before authorities caught up to him. And now that he's escaped he's taken cover on the very same island that the teens are headed for. It soon becomes a battle for the teens for survival against this unlikely foe.

                                                                           
Two policemen are chasing the butcher in the woods when he kills them and then escapes. A young woman named Kelly returns home to find her apartment door ajar but thinks nothing of it. She calls a friend to bitch about the fact that her boyfriend packed his stuff and moved out. She hears noises in her apartment and tells her friend she'd call back.

She checks all of the doors and finds her cat in one of the rooms. She calls her friend back and says it was only her cat when the butcher walks up behind her and kills her. Meanwhile, a bunch of college kids at a party are planning one last weekend together on a remote part of an island they used to hang out at. They want to get together one last time before college starts. Later that night on that same island, a man finds an axe in one of his boats and yells out for people to stop using his boathouse. Just then the butcher comes up behind him and kills him.

                                                                                     
 The next day Dylan gets his brother Brody to take him and his friends to the island to spend a few days there. They arrive at the island and set up their tents. They get to talking about the butcher and how he escaped from prison. Sam tells them that the police tracked him and he is thought to be around where they are.

After they finish talking about the butcher, they frolic on the beach for a while playing football and hanging out. Dawn sees her friend Chloe kiss Sam, whom she is interested in. She gets mad and storms off back to camp. When she arrives she finds the butcher going through everyone’s things. It only takes her moments to realize who he is and she starts running away. She falls in the sand (typical) and the butcher hits her in the head with a rock and drags her to another part of the island.

Sam and Chloe are getting ready to go at it when they hear Dawn scream. Chloe insists that they go try to find her. Sam says they'll go to the camp and get flashlights and go back. Just then the butcher walks up behind Chloe and throws an axe in her chest. Sam screams and runs away. He is hiding behind a tree when the butcher finds him and buries an axe into his stomach. Hope, Dylan, Jenna, and Trevor are getting worried about Sam and the girls so they decide to go looking for them on the island.
                                                                               
They decide to split up and Trevor and Hope run into the butcher shortly after. He tells Hope to run and go back to camp and find Jenna. Dylan finds the girls and tells them he's going to find Trevor. Trevor starts fighting the butcher and he kills Trevor with an axe and drags his dead body and puts it with the others.

Dylan goes back out to search for Trevor and stumbles across a pile of dead friends bodies. The butcher finds him and he runs. The butcher hears Hope and Jenna talking and heads in their direction. Dylan taunts him and calls him names and he throws an axe at Dylan. Meanwhile Hope is trying to reach Brody on Dylan's radio to tell him they need help. The butcher finds Hope and Jenna and...

                                                                                
And what?? What does the big bad butcher do??? Well I guess you should head on over to Netflix and watch Butchered to find out! This movie was ok. I wasn't crazy about it. The acting was totally over the top and at times so fake. And I don't know if it was Netflix or my computer, but the video quality was total shit! It was all blurry. Boo to that!!

There was a good amount of blood I guess. Could have been more. The killings were semi-believable, but half of the time they didn't show them, which really irked me. They'd usually change scenes when someone was about to get offed. I wanna see death dammit!!!
                                                                             
Yeesh! There was some brief nudity, boobs within the first 10 minutes of the movie that is. And then in the opening credits it showed the butcher torturing some half naked girl and cutting off her nipples. Can I just say something for the whole female population??? OUCH!!!!!!!!

                                                                                     
And another part I didn't like too much was all of the white kids talking like they're gangster. What is up with that?? Or maybe I was hearing things. Maybe it was some kind of accent, but jeez.

I gave “Butchered” a 2.5 out of 5. I didn't hate it but I didn't like it either. There’s a slight chance I'd watch this again, if I were incredibly bored and there wasn't a thing left to do in the world maybe. It is most definitely a B movie through and through. Now that I've shared my feelings with you, you can go on over and check out what Zane’s got on the slab. He want's you to look!!
Sasha Slaughter




                                                                                           

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

WANNA GIVE ME A RIDE?? By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there horror fans! Sasha Slaughter here with you for yet another week of randomness. Why another week of random stuff you ask? It's simple really. Our blog, our rules. Got it?? Now that we've got that straightened out, let's get to some horror huh??

Today I'll be reviewing Masters of Horror episode 11: “Pick Me Up.”  It was directed by Larry Cohen and stars Fairuza Balk. Does that name sound familiar? Yeah. She was one of the actresses from the movie, “The Craft.” Kick ass movie. Anyway, so let's get to it huh??

On a two-lane highway, two serial killers are in the middle of a turf war: One is named Wheeler (Who picks people up in his truck and kills them) and Walker ( A hitchhiker who murders anyone that gives him a ride.) And Stacia, who is recently divorced and trying to get away from her problems.  She ends up in a battle of wits with the two killers.


                                                                                
A transport bus breaks down and the passengers are worried. Stacia decides to walk to the motel 14 miles down the road while the rest of the passengers stay behind. A trucker pulls over and asks if anyone would like a ride. Two out of the four passengers accept and Deuce and his girlfriend Marie decide to stay behind with the bus driver. The driver takes them to a truck stop to eat and rest for a while.

Meanwhile back at the bus, a man named Walker appears from the woods and asks the bus driver for a ride. The bus driver tells him the bus is broken down and Walker asks if he would have given him a ride had the bus not been broken down. The bus driver tells him yes he would. Just then the bus driver sees a dead snake inside of Walker's coat. Walker tells him that everyone is afraid of snakes and then strangles the bus driver with the dead snake. Walker goes into the bus where Deuce and Marie are and shoots poor Deuce.

Back at the truck stop, a passenger named Birdie asks to see what’s in the back of Wheeler's truck. He takes her to the back and a few minutes later they show him locking the truck and saying "Bye bye Birdie". Wheeler and Danny are back in the truck when it cuts to a scene of Birdie hanging in the back of the truck with chains around her neck. They stop at the bus to see if the passengers are still there. They get there and can't find anyone. Danny finds it odd that everyone would leave without their luggage. Just then, he opens the second luggage compartment and finds Deuce and the bus driver dead inside.
                                                                                  
Wheeler grabs Danny and puts his head under the door of the luggage compartment and slams it shut, decapitating him. The whole time this was happening, Walker was watching from the woods across from the bus. Wheeler hears Marie screaming and goes into the woods to find her tied to a tree, covered in barbed wire left to die. He tells her that he can't help her because she isn't his and walks away.


                                                                             
Walker flags down a van driven by  a stoner and his girlfriend. They offer him a ride. Shortly after he accepts the ride, Wheeler stops along the road and finds the body of the stoner with his throat slit. Meanwhile, Stacia found the motel and gets a room for the night.

Over in the next room, she can hear moaning and screaming so she tells them to keep it down. The scene then cuts to Walker and the stoner’s girlfriend. Lily, (the pot-heads girlfriend,) is tied to a bed, half naked and getting skinned alive. Wheeler pulls into the motel and gets a room next to Stacia's. She goes to the soda machine but it wont work and Walker appears out of nowhere and offers her a quarter and asks if he can fix anything in her room. She declines and is about to go back to her room when Wheeler appears. He asks her if she was with the bus that broke down and she asks how he knew that.

                                                                                                                                                              Wheeler and Walker realize that they have each been killing people that were from that same bus and a turf war had begun to get the rights to kill Stacia. She gets freaked out and goes back into her room. While in the bathroom she hears scratching noises on her window. Walker is outside using a knife on her window to try to get in. She gets scared and grabs her stuff and flees the room.

While walking along the road, Stacia stops to look at a billboard when Wheeler comes out from behind it. He tells her that he is a cop and offers her a ride in his truck. She accepts and he tells her that Walker is a poacher and likes to hurt people. He tells her to look in the glove compartment and everything will be explained. She leans down and he bangs her head against the dashboard and knocks her out.


                                                                               
She wakes up handcuffed and strapped in with the seatbelt. Wheeler is driving when he finds Walker standing in the middle of the road. He stops and Walker asks if he can have a ride. Wheeler tells him to get in and they begin playing head games with each other. They argue about who gets to kill Stacia and draw their guns, ready to kill Stacia and each other.

 Stacia, who is sitting in the middle, uses her foot to slam on the brakes and Walker and Wheeler fly out of the windshield. They lie still for a few moments before getting up and trying to get to the cab to kill Stacia. They begin fighting each other for the rights to kill Stacia when the ambulance sirens sound. They both pass out and wake up in an ambulance. The EMT tells Wheeler he's lucky and he has a few broken bones and asks him about the gun. He tells the EMT he's innocent. Wheeler looks over and sees Walker beside him and starts freaking out and bitch slapping him. They finally calm down and Walker suggests how much fun they'd have with an ambulance and pulls out a knife. Just then the EMT plunges syringes full of air into their chests and....
                                                                                           
Ohh I don't know!! Syringes full of air sounds like death to me, but what do I know??? If you wanna know what happens, go on ahead and watch Pick Me Up. I actually really liked this episode. Much better than the previous one, that's for sure.

 There was some brief nudity (Just a little boob shot), a decapitation, a strangulation with a dead snake, and a chick getting skinned alive! What's not to like??? This was a great episode. A good bit more gory than most of the others. The acting was good, except for the truck driver guy. He just creeped me out!! His voice got on my nerves..it was soo annoying! Another thing I wasn't crazy about...The opening scene was a fucking sneaky, slithery snake. I will not lie, I shuddered when I saw that. It totally gave me the heebie jeebies!! I hate snakes!!

                                                                                  
Minus some cool points for that! Overall I'd give Pick Me Up a 3.5 out of 5. The gore was just right, not too much and not too little. And the end surprised the hell out of me. Never saw it coming!!! I was definitely impressed with this episode. Now that you know how I feel, go check out Zane's favorite songs from horror movies!! Thanks for stopping by.
Sasha Slaughter











ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! By: ZOMBIE 'COCK ROCKIN' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that break the law and stay up all night looking for a one tooth whore. It is Tuesday so I guess it's time once again to do what we do best here at the Horror. 

So what I got for ya today, is some of my favorite songs from horror movies. Not like theme songs, but songs played in the movie. I mean there are some great tunes that go along with horror movies. Some are found on the soundtrack, some are not. But be warned, like three of the songs I’m gonna post on here come from the same movie. I can’t help it, they all rock fuckin’ sox and I couldn’t decide on just one. So, how about we cut the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?

The first groovy tune on my list is from the movie, "The Faculty." I love the hell out of this tune! Take a listen...


Now tell me that wasn't a bad ass jam! Up next I got a song from the film, "The Strangers."  It's a creepy song from a creepy movie. Here's Sprout and the Bean...


Trippy huh? Anyway, up next on my little video list is a song from the movie "Death Proof." It's done by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich. Great song for one of the best car crash scenes in a horror film. Enjoy.



Told ya that was cool! If ya liked that one, you're gonna dig the shit outta this one...This one is from one of my favorite horror movies of all time. I'm talking fuckin' "Hostel!" Great film with great tunes, give this song a listen...If you're at all familiar with the movie you'll know exactly what scene this is from. If you aren't familiar with the film, familiarize yourself with it...The last like 30 seconds of the song are the best....

                                                                             
Yamma Mamma! Did you listen to the last 30secs? Rockin, huh? Okay, this next song is also from "Hostel." I couldn't decide between the two, so fuck it. I'm putting in both. This is my fave of the two, this song also takes place in one of the club scenes. In fact, it's the first club scene song. So without further ramblings, here ya go....
                                                                                 
Pimpin! Killer tune, yes? Thought you'd like that one. The last song I'm gonna post on here is from the movie, "Christine." One of the few King adaptations that didn't suck the sac. This is the song playing on Christine's radio when fat-fuck Moochie Welch gets killed. It's called, "Little Bitty Pretty One" by Thurston Harris.

                                                                                   
Creepy, good! Love that old school 50's do-wop sound, don't you? Well, that's all I got for ya today. Hope you enjoyed the tunes and whatnot. Most of these (if not all) can be found on itunes so if you wanna add some groovy jams you'll know where to look.

So, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and burrito grease!
                                                                                    







                                                                                

Monday, September 19, 2011

JUMPIN JESUS ON A POGO STICK! By: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror fans that shave your eyebrows and sniff your own farts! Hope everyone had a fun filled drunken weekend too. I know we did. Besides writing about horror, pickling our livers is our other forte. (That’s pronounced for-tay for those who just pronounced it fort-ee.)

Anyway, as I’ve been doing for the last few weeks, this post is just gonna be about what we have upcoming for you this week at Dead End Horror. Let yous know what’s on tap. So again, we have no real theme for the week. We’re just gonna do whatever we feel like it. Why? Because we can!

 But, no, seriously. I do have a few ideas for the week. As far as what Sasha has going, god only knows. But it’ll be delicious! As far as my post for tomorrow,  I’ll be posting some of my favorite tunes from some of my favorite horror movies. I got some cool jams to share with ya. You will love them. As far as the next few days, eh, it’ll come to me. I may post some shit about the movie, “Hostel.” One of my all time faves! But no matter what I decide to do, it’ll be good. Trust me. I’m a professional.


Okay, Dead End Horror sheep. That’s all the news that’s fit to print. So come back tomorrow and we can all rock out with our cocks out....Did that sound rather homosexual to you? Sorry. Not my intent.  In any case, we can rock out to my favorite horror movie jams, yes? So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and taco grease!
Zombie Zane