DANCING NAKED WITH ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror humans that run around looking all greasy and smelling even greasier! And by the way, that hair style...Change the oil! Plaster is out! So, what’s good? I’m just sitting here gulping some bitter and doing what I do best. Which is getting wasted. But that’s beside the point.

Seeing how we’ve been doing Halloween shit the last couple of weeks, I thought this would be a good time to give you some more Halloween tunes to rock out to. The way I see it, I’ve given you like 10 or so drink recipes, but only a handful of Halloween tunes. So how about we cut out the foreplay and get to rockin out with our cocks (or boobs) out! Hopefully more boobs ‘cause I ain’t really in to the twig and berries.

Song numero uno that is a must add to your Halloween playlist comes from the film, “Dead and Breakfast.” It’s called, ‘Comin’ to Kill Ya.’ For sure a sox rocking bastard of a song. Listen and love it!

Now that was all kinds of fuckin' fun, huh? I mean for real! Ya gotta add that song! Ya just gotta! Ok, let's try this one. It's a total classic and it has one of the best lines ever in it. How about a little 'Devil Went Down to Georgia!' 

                                                           
..."I done told ya once you sumbitch I'm the best that's ever been." Fuck yeah! CDB is the shit! Again, ya gotta have this song. Moving right along. This next tune is from one of my favorite bands of all time. This is 'Pet Sematary' by the Ramones. (Duh! I know sematary is spelled wrong, that' s how the title is. I can spell believe it or not.) Whatever the fuck, just rock out to this....

                                                        
 Great song from a kick-ass band! What's next you ask? And I answer. How about a little bit of 'Hell' from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. It's the live version, but whatever it kicks ass! Love the ending! 

                                                            
Like I got all kinds of killer tunes! Tell me I shouldn't be a DJ! Okay, maybe not. But this song is another Halloween party must. It's called 'Halloween' by Siouxsie and the Banshees. From the '80's but sox rockin! Listen and love it!            

                                                            
Okay Dead End Horror sox rockers that rock out with your nekkidness out! That's all the groovy tunes I got for ya today. But hey, don't be sad. Halloween is still a couple weeks away. I'm sure I'll post more tunes. But before you go and download these songs of Halloween awesomeness, go by and see if Sasha is rockin' out with her bust out. I bet she is. That's where I'm headed.

Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween rockin' grease!

                                                                                                                                         

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE, SMOKE THIS JOINT AND GET IN TROUBLE! By: Zombie Zane

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that tell people you work somewhere and really don’t as you eat every hamburger in sight! What’s good? Whatta weekend here at DEH! We had Sasha Slaughter running around in a drunken state and we had A HUGE comeback win by my New York Football Giants. GO BIG BLUE! And not to mention my Yankees winning game one of the ALDS. Game two, eh, not so much. But we’ll be just fine.

Yeah, yeah, I know, not a sports blog. I hear ya! I guess I better get down to it. So how about we cut the sports talk and the foreplay and let me tell you what DEH is gonna be bringing your way for the week ahead.

As you know, it’s October and than means that Halloween is like knocking on our door. So in lieu of that, I figured we’d kick off the week with some cool Halloween shit. The talented and busty Sasha Slaughter will be reviewing 3 movies that have a haunted house theme to them. Fuck yeah! Can’t have Halloween without haunted houses, right? So you’ll wanna be sure and check her out starting Tuesday.

As for me, your good buddy Zombie Zane, I’m not real sure yet. One thing I’m gonna do is post a few kick ass Halloween party songs. Halloween party’s can suck the sac without good tunes, ya know? Umm, I may throw in some mixed drink recipes as well. Again, ya gotta have some tasty beverages to go along with the good tunes or your party will suck and no one will come. And then you’ll feel like a dick. As far as what else I got, not sure yet, but it’ll be cool. Trust me, I’m a fuckin’ professional.

And one more thing before I get outta here. Sasha and I are holding Dead End Horror’s first annual short story contest. It’s free to enter and if you are lucky enough to win, we’ll put your story up on our blog and give it as much publicity as we can. Plus we’ll even throw in a $30 gift card to the pizza place of your choice! (As long as it’s a national known chain. Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Domino’s) So you may want to check that out as well. We’ll be taking subscriptions all month long. To find out the particulars, just browse our blog, you’ll find it. Or you can follow us on Facebook. Just search for Natasha Romanus, we plug this contest all the time on there.

Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and nasty-smelly-pug grease!

ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT! By: ZOMBIE 'COCK ROCKIN' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that break the law and stay up all night looking for a one tooth whore. It is Tuesday so I guess it's time once again to do what we do best here at the Horror. 

So what I got for ya today, is some of my favorite songs from horror movies. Not like theme songs, but songs played in the movie. I mean there are some great tunes that go along with horror movies. Some are found on the soundtrack, some are not. But be warned, like three of the songs I’m gonna post on here come from the same movie. I can’t help it, they all rock fuckin’ sox and I couldn’t decide on just one. So, how about we cut the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?

The first groovy tune on my list is from the movie, "The Faculty." I love the hell out of this tune! Take a listen...

Now tell me that wasn't a bad ass jam! Up next I got a song from the film, "The Strangers."  It's a creepy song from a creepy movie. Here's Sprout and the Bean...

Trippy huh? Anyway, up next on my little video list is a song from the movie "Death Proof." It's done by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, and Tich. Great song for one of the best car crash scenes in a horror film. Enjoy.

Told ya that was cool! If ya liked that one, you're gonna dig the shit outta this one...This one is from one of my favorite horror movies of all time. I'm talking fuckin' "Hostel!" Great film with great tunes, give this song a listen...If you're at all familiar with the movie you'll know exactly what scene this is from. If you aren't familiar with the film, familiarize yourself with it...The last like 30 seconds of the song are the best....

                                                                             
Yamma Mamma! Did you listen to the last 30secs? Rockin, huh? Okay, this next song is also from "Hostel." I couldn't decide between the two, so fuck it. I'm putting in both. This is my fave of the two, this song also takes place in one of the club scenes. In fact, it's the first club scene song. So without further ramblings, here ya go....

                                                                                 
Pimpin! Killer tune, yes? Thought you'd like that one. The last song I'm gonna post on here is from the movie, "Christine." One of the few King adaptations that didn't suck the sac. This is the song playing on Christine's radio when fat-fuck Moochie Welch gets killed. It's called, "Little Bitty Pretty One" by Thurston Harris.

                                                                                   
Creepy, good! Love that old school 50's do-wop sound, don't you? Well, that's all I got for ya today. Hope you enjoyed the tunes and whatnot. Most of these (if not all) can be found on itunes so if you wanna add some groovy jams you'll know where to look.

So, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and burrito grease!