FLASH 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

 Heya Dead End Horror sheep that eat salsa and are hand to hand fighter Roman soldier wannabe's. What's good? Anyway, this post is a bit late. I was gonna post this last night, but I had to sit up and watch my Yankees. Unfortunately for me, the season ended last night. It was a total heartbreaking loss. I'm not on suicide watch anymore, so I figured I'd post a little something. 

So what I'm gonna do today is, post this piece of flash fiction I wrote a month or so back. I know it's not really Halloween oriented, but what the fuck. Like I said, I didn't get around to anything new last night due to the game. But in any case, here's my flash fiction story. Enjoy!

It starts with a tiny little urge.  The urge grows into a small tingling sensation in the pit of my stomach.  That tingling sensation then grows into something larger, something you can’t control.  I feel as if I am having tiny little heart attacks.  My breathing speeds up and everything around me seems to dissolve into a paroxysm of nothingness. Then there’s this...this build up.  It starts small but grows and grows with each passing second.  And just when I think I can’t take anymore, there’s this  release...this bliss. And when it’s over, I want more.

I have to wait.  I have to wait until the night.  She only comes to me during the  night.  She always comes to me at my upstairs bathroom window.  She never enters without asking my permission first As soon as she enters,  I hear this singing, this sweet angelic singing.  It’s almost too much for me  to take in all at once.

After tonight, I’ll be with her forever.  I know what she is and I don’t care.  I know that my soul is going to be damned and that I’ll never enter the pearly gates. Big deal. I’m going to be with her.  It’s all about being with her. I don’t care about my job, I don’t care about the wife and the two kids, I don’t care about the mortgage, I don’t care about anything.  Not anymore.

She’s going to sink her fangs deep into my neck, I’m going to be sick for a little while, but after...after, I’ll be with her.  Be with her forever.  We’ll be together and that’s all that matters.  Before you judge me, think of this...What would you do for a lifetime and more of complete and utter bliss?  What price would you pay? Would you trade your soul too?

Not bad, huh? By the way, flash fiction shit is some of the hardest writing I ever had to do. So don't expect much more of that. Well, I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and see what Sasha has cooking as well. She's always ready for some extra dinner guests. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and pumpkin grease!

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE, SMOKE THIS JOINT AND GET IN TROUBLE! By: Zombie Zane

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that tell people you work somewhere and really don’t as you eat every hamburger in sight! What’s good? Whatta weekend here at DEH! We had Sasha Slaughter running around in a drunken state and we had A HUGE comeback win by my New York Football Giants. GO BIG BLUE! And not to mention my Yankees winning game one of the ALDS. Game two, eh, not so much. But we’ll be just fine.

Yeah, yeah, I know, not a sports blog. I hear ya! I guess I better get down to it. So how about we cut the sports talk and the foreplay and let me tell you what DEH is gonna be bringing your way for the week ahead.

As you know, it’s October and than means that Halloween is like knocking on our door. So in lieu of that, I figured we’d kick off the week with some cool Halloween shit. The talented and busty Sasha Slaughter will be reviewing 3 movies that have a haunted house theme to them. Fuck yeah! Can’t have Halloween without haunted houses, right? So you’ll wanna be sure and check her out starting Tuesday.

As for me, your good buddy Zombie Zane, I’m not real sure yet. One thing I’m gonna do is post a few kick ass Halloween party songs. Halloween party’s can suck the sac without good tunes, ya know? Umm, I may throw in some mixed drink recipes as well. Again, ya gotta have some tasty beverages to go along with the good tunes or your party will suck and no one will come. And then you’ll feel like a dick. As far as what else I got, not sure yet, but it’ll be cool. Trust me, I’m a fuckin’ professional.

And one more thing before I get outta here. Sasha and I are holding Dead End Horror’s first annual short story contest. It’s free to enter and if you are lucky enough to win, we’ll put your story up on our blog and give it as much publicity as we can. Plus we’ll even throw in a $30 gift card to the pizza place of your choice! (As long as it’s a national known chain. Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Domino’s) So you may want to check that out as well. We’ll be taking subscriptions all month long. To find out the particulars, just browse our blog, you’ll find it. Or you can follow us on Facebook. Just search for Natasha Romanus, we plug this contest all the time on there.

Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and nasty-smelly-pug grease!

DEAD END HORROR'S FIRST EVER SHORT STORY CONTEST! FREE TO ENTER!

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that drink cheap beer and fuck even cheaper hookers! We, at Dead End Horror, are proud to announce the first ever HORROR SHORT STORY CONTEST!  

We will be taking submissions from now up until October 31, 2011. It’s free to enter and even better than that, you can win $30 in free pizza! Who doesn’t want to win some free pizza?

Plus, we will feature your story right here at Dead End Horror. We have a pretty good fan base and this contest is a great way to get your work out there for others to read.
And also, you will retain all rights to your story and can request us to take it down at anytime.

Wanna know the rules and stuff?  Here they are:


RULES AND STUFF

Write a short story 1500-2500 words about anything you want as long as it’s in the horror genre. You can write about vampires, werewolves, zombies, monsters, ghosts, whatever you like just as long as it’s horror. No SCI-FI, NO FANTASY!

WE WILL NOT TAKE ANY SUBMISSIONS THAT USE RACIAL SLURS!  NO EXCEPTIONS! If you use racial slurs you’re a douche bag and we want no part of it.

NO KIDDIE PORN SHIT EITHER! If you write about that,  you’re a sick fuck and well...Don’t make me go there.

ORIGINAL WORK ONLY! If you steal other people’s shit and pass it off as your own, you’re a shitty writer anyway and most likely you wear your mom’s underwear. We want no part of you.

SUBMIT YOUR WORK IN RTF FORMAT

EMAIL AS AN ATTACHMENT to deadendhorror@yahoo.com
 In the body of your email include: Word Count, Title, and a 2-3 sentence summary of what your story is about. Oh yeah, make sure you write HORROR in the subject box of the email.

ALSO, PLEASE EDIT YOUR WORK!! Check for spelling, grammar, punctuation, and so on and so forth. WE AREN’T YOUR PERSONAL EDITORS!

I guess that about covers it all. We look forward to reading your work and we wish you the best of luck. If you have any questions, email them to deadendhorror@yahoo.com

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!!