DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE, SMOKE THIS JOINT AND GET IN TROUBLE! By: Zombie Zane

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that tell people you work somewhere and really don’t as you eat every hamburger in sight! What’s good? Whatta weekend here at DEH! We had Sasha Slaughter running around in a drunken state and we had A HUGE comeback win by my New York Football Giants. GO BIG BLUE! And not to mention my Yankees winning game one of the ALDS. Game two, eh, not so much. But we’ll be just fine.

Yeah, yeah, I know, not a sports blog. I hear ya! I guess I better get down to it. So how about we cut the sports talk and the foreplay and let me tell you what DEH is gonna be bringing your way for the week ahead.

As you know, it’s October and than means that Halloween is like knocking on our door. So in lieu of that, I figured we’d kick off the week with some cool Halloween shit. The talented and busty Sasha Slaughter will be reviewing 3 movies that have a haunted house theme to them. Fuck yeah! Can’t have Halloween without haunted houses, right? So you’ll wanna be sure and check her out starting Tuesday.

As for me, your good buddy Zombie Zane, I’m not real sure yet. One thing I’m gonna do is post a few kick ass Halloween party songs. Halloween party’s can suck the sac without good tunes, ya know? Umm, I may throw in some mixed drink recipes as well. Again, ya gotta have some tasty beverages to go along with the good tunes or your party will suck and no one will come. And then you’ll feel like a dick. As far as what else I got, not sure yet, but it’ll be cool. Trust me, I’m a fuckin’ professional.

And one more thing before I get outta here. Sasha and I are holding Dead End Horror’s first annual short story contest. It’s free to enter and if you are lucky enough to win, we’ll put your story up on our blog and give it as much publicity as we can. Plus we’ll even throw in a $30 gift card to the pizza place of your choice! (As long as it’s a national known chain. Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Domino’s) So you may want to check that out as well. We’ll be taking subscriptions all month long. To find out the particulars, just browse our blog, you’ll find it. Or you can follow us on Facebook. Just search for Natasha Romanus, we plug this contest all the time on there.

Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and nasty-smelly-pug grease!

DEAD END HORROR'S FIRST EVER SHORT STORY CONTEST! FREE TO ENTER!

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that drink cheap beer and fuck even cheaper hookers! We, at Dead End Horror, are proud to announce the first ever HORROR SHORT STORY CONTEST!  

We will be taking submissions from now up until October 31, 2011. It’s free to enter and even better than that, you can win $30 in free pizza! Who doesn’t want to win some free pizza?

Plus, we will feature your story right here at Dead End Horror. We have a pretty good fan base and this contest is a great way to get your work out there for others to read.
And also, you will retain all rights to your story and can request us to take it down at anytime.

Wanna know the rules and stuff?  Here they are:


RULES AND STUFF

Write a short story 1500-2500 words about anything you want as long as it’s in the horror genre. You can write about vampires, werewolves, zombies, monsters, ghosts, whatever you like just as long as it’s horror. No SCI-FI, NO FANTASY!

WE WILL NOT TAKE ANY SUBMISSIONS THAT USE RACIAL SLURS!  NO EXCEPTIONS! If you use racial slurs you’re a douche bag and we want no part of it.

NO KIDDIE PORN SHIT EITHER! If you write about that,  you’re a sick fuck and well...Don’t make me go there.

ORIGINAL WORK ONLY! If you steal other people’s shit and pass it off as your own, you’re a shitty writer anyway and most likely you wear your mom’s underwear. We want no part of you.

SUBMIT YOUR WORK IN RTF FORMAT

EMAIL AS AN ATTACHMENT to deadendhorror@yahoo.com
 In the body of your email include: Word Count, Title, and a 2-3 sentence summary of what your story is about. Oh yeah, make sure you write HORROR in the subject box of the email.

ALSO, PLEASE EDIT YOUR WORK!! Check for spelling, grammar, punctuation, and so on and so forth. WE AREN’T YOUR PERSONAL EDITORS!

I guess that about covers it all. We look forward to reading your work and we wish you the best of luck. If you have any questions, email them to deadendhorror@yahoo.com

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!!

WERE YOU A PART OF THE ORGY TOO? BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that guzzle beer and cram tacos down your gullet! What’s good? The smoke has cleared and all the strippers (male and female) have been escorted out. All pizza boxes and beer cans have been disposed of properly.  And Sasha and myself have almost recovered from a weekend of liver pickling.  Again, I stress to you we are not role models! But if you wanna join in the fun, come along! You’re always welcome here, at the Horror.

Anyway, it’s Monday so this little post is going to be all about what we have on the slab for the upcoming week. Plus I’m gonna do a little shameless plugging. So before I get to this week’s entree’s, let me first get to some shameless plugging.



As you may or may not know, I’ve been doing some work for Yahoo as a contributor. Now I’m trying to get some extra hits on my articles and short stories. See where this is going? So if you guys would be so kind and click on the hyperlinks below, I’d appreciate mucho! Now ya don’t even have to read the articles. Alls ya gotta do is just click the links, and then jump back over here and we’ll get back to this week’s horror menu. I’ll give you a few minutes while you check it out. I’ll be right here when you get back, don’t worry.

HAIL TO THE KING 

OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND 

THE SKINNED MAN 

HER 

Cool. Thanks for clicking. Your support is greatly appreciated. As a new contributor, I need all the hits I can get so again, many thanks.

So this week at D.E.H. Sasha will be continuing to review the series, “Fear Itself” and “Masters of Horror.” Plus she’s gonna be watching a really gory horror movie and telling you about it. Not sure which one, but as you know, it’ll be good. Trust us, we are professionals.

 As for me, I’m also gonna be reviewing, “Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.” Ever seen that one? I may throw in a top ten list as well, and maybe another movie. Anyway, now you know what we got on the slab, let me tell you about something else.

Sasha and I will be holding a contest starting October 1. We thought that it’d be fun to hold a short story contest. Now obviously the short story will have to be of the horror genre, I mean we ain’t Disney or Nickelodeon kids. So you wanna stay tuned for the rules and regulations and such. And YES! There will be a prize rewarded as well. Plus the winner will have their work featured here, at Dead End Horror. Neato, huh?

Well, I guess that’s all I have for ya today. Be sure and come back tomorrow and everyday for that matter! We do so love company. And if you wanna enter the short story contest, you’ll have keep checking back so you can have all the info you need to enter. Until tomorrow, take care stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and fantasy football grease!