HORROR'S BEST BOOBS PART 2 BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that are fans of the automobile and are into kinky sex with one legged wrestling superstars. What’s poppin’ slime? Anyway, another day, another post. I got some good shit for all you horny horn-balls out there. A while back I did a post about Horror’s Hottest Boobs. Do ya remember that one? Sure ya do. 

Anyway, I thought this would be a good time to kinda do a sequel. Now before I get to it, Sasha Slaughter is not, I repeat, IS NOT gonna grace us with a sneak peak. BOO! I know, I know. I tried, I tried. But to no avail. But hey, don’t worry. I got a five other contestants. In all, that’s like ten total tits! Two boobs per contestant equals ten total ta-ta’s! I rule! So how about we quit the foreplay and get to Horror’s Hottest Hooters Part Two!

These first set of bra buddies belong to Brit Ekland. She played ‘Willow’ in 1973's “The Wicker Man.” I’m sure you remember this odd little scene don’t ya? Remember her like slapping her ass and banging on the wall? Btw, the song she’s singing, is a killer song. I have the remake by The Sneaker Pimps. They used that song on ‘Hostel.’ Remember, Sasha? 

 

The next set of ICBMS belong to Cerina Vincent. She was the dark haired girl in ‘Cabin Fever.’ Btw, remember when she was fucking her boyfriend at the first and she rolls him over and jams her finger up his ass? What the fuck? One little side note, ‘Cabin Fever’ is a Zombie Zane favorite. Love it! Got Heeeeeem! 

Next set of skooners that we need to discuss is Erin Marie Hogan. Ya know, she’s the sister in ‘Paranormal Entity.’ Ya gotta wait for most of the movie to see ‘em, but what the hell. The movie ain’t that bad so, ya know, it’s kinda a win-win deal. Ya get to see a good movie, and you get a bonus at the end. They’re not as good as Sasha’s, but beggars can’t be choosers. 

Remember that movie, ‘Starship Troopers?’ Do you remember the red-headed chick? Anyway, I’m talking about Dina Meyer. She was the one that had the wettie for Rico. And by the way, Rico was such a douche bag! I hated the retard! I thought it was funny when he got his ass canned. Fuck-tard. Anyway, Dina Meyer makes the list. 

Last but not least we have Gianna Michales. Remeber the topless parasailer in ‘Piranha 3D.?’ That’s her. Not sure why I didn’t include her on the last one of these I did. But whatever. Better late than not at all.  

 

Well, there ya go. Plenty of spank bank material for ya. I still wish Sasha would’ve given us a sample, maybe if and when I do another one she’ll give up the plate. But for now we just gotta use our imagination. Well, at least you guys have to. I’ve seen them. And they are spectacular!

Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and you still ain’t cooler than me grease! 

WERE YOU A PART OF THE ORGY TOO? BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that guzzle beer and cram tacos down your gullet! What’s good? The smoke has cleared and all the strippers (male and female) have been escorted out. All pizza boxes and beer cans have been disposed of properly.  And Sasha and myself have almost recovered from a weekend of liver pickling.  Again, I stress to you we are not role models! But if you wanna join in the fun, come along! You’re always welcome here, at the Horror.

Anyway, it’s Monday so this little post is going to be all about what we have on the slab for the upcoming week. Plus I’m gonna do a little shameless plugging. So before I get to this week’s entree’s, let me first get to some shameless plugging.



As you may or may not know, I’ve been doing some work for Yahoo as a contributor. Now I’m trying to get some extra hits on my articles and short stories. See where this is going? So if you guys would be so kind and click on the hyperlinks below, I’d appreciate mucho! Now ya don’t even have to read the articles. Alls ya gotta do is just click the links, and then jump back over here and we’ll get back to this week’s horror menu. I’ll give you a few minutes while you check it out. I’ll be right here when you get back, don’t worry.

HAIL TO THE KING 

OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND 

THE SKINNED MAN 

HER 

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So this week at D.E.H. Sasha will be continuing to review the series, “Fear Itself” and “Masters of Horror.” Plus she’s gonna be watching a really gory horror movie and telling you about it. Not sure which one, but as you know, it’ll be good. Trust us, we are professionals.

 As for me, I’m also gonna be reviewing, “Slaughtered Vomit Dolls.” Ever seen that one? I may throw in a top ten list as well, and maybe another movie. Anyway, now you know what we got on the slab, let me tell you about something else.

Sasha and I will be holding a contest starting October 1. We thought that it’d be fun to hold a short story contest. Now obviously the short story will have to be of the horror genre, I mean we ain’t Disney or Nickelodeon kids. So you wanna stay tuned for the rules and regulations and such. And YES! There will be a prize rewarded as well. Plus the winner will have their work featured here, at Dead End Horror. Neato, huh?

Well, I guess that’s all I have for ya today. Be sure and come back tomorrow and everyday for that matter! We do so love company. And if you wanna enter the short story contest, you’ll have keep checking back so you can have all the info you need to enter. Until tomorrow, take care stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and fantasy football grease!