DANCE MOTHERFUCKER DANCE! BY: ZOMBIE 'CM' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that can clear a room with your rank and rancid foot odor. Are you still greasing it up? Anyway, what’s good? So as you may or not know, as of late I’ve been posting some kick ass Halloween party songs. So with only about two weeks to go, I thought I might post a few more. I mean after all, we don’t want your party to suck.

Okay funky cats and dirty bats, let’s cut out the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?

The first Halloween jam that I wanna share with you is a little number by a band called, INXS. How's about a little 'Devil Inside." Or dick inside for that matter.  Was that a bad joke? Whatever, here's the song...

A blast from the past, yes? The next song that you should have on your Halloween party playlist is by the one, the only, Justin Bieber!!  Just fucking ya! I mean get real. This is Zombie Zane you're talking to here. Not some wonk that rocks out to Backstreet Boys and fucking N'Stink. Fuck off outta here. But for real, here's another great party song for ya to jam to. Check it out.

Now that motherfuckin' jam is just all kinds of cool didn't ya think? This next song is a MUST for any Halloween gathering. Yeah, yeah, I know that it's old but it's still a fucking classic. I'm talking Monster Mash! It just feels like Halloween when ya hear it! Listen Up!

All kinds of fun! That was great! So I've got time for two more tunes. I guess let's hear from The Doors. Kinda a slower song, bust still Halloween related. This song is great to go off and maybe chief some trees while you play it. Here's People Are Strange by The Doors.

Anybody remember that shit from "The Lost Boys?" Fucking great movie! Okay, last song for now. I'm gonna close this out with the B 52's and Planet Claire. Enjoy!

Well hard rockers and hard on's, I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and go see what Sasha is up to. I'm sure it may involve nudity, beer, and a well oiled midget. Also be sure and check back tomorrow to see what we're up to. Ya know you just can't wait. So until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and wannabe paranormal investigator grease! Ridiculous bitch.

ZOMBIES AND WITCHES CHIEFING TREES! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that cause more drama and chaos by eating all the KFC and Burger King. Have you showered yet you funk-nasty piece of fuck? I doubt it. In any case, what’s good horror fans?

It’s been a busy as fuck weekend here at DEH. I’ve had a mini-Zombie Zane running amok for the last three days. He’s quite the handful. All he wants to do is knock over tombstones and eat. But then again, he is a mini zombie.

And my New York Football Giants pulled of a nice win against the Buffalo Bills! Plus the shit poke Cowgirls lost...again! Great football day for Zombie Zane! Before I start going on a football rant, I better stick to the topic at hand like what we have coming up for yous this week at DEH.

This week we’re gonna be doing a couple different things. Some of it will be Halloween themed shit, some of it will be some movie reviews, and some of it will be...I don’t know, maybe some more Halloween party songs and drink recipes. I do know that Sasha Slaughter is gonna be talking about ‘The Walking Dead’ so if you’re into that you’ll wanna be sure and check back throughout the week to see what she’s got to say about it. Hope everyone remembered to set the DVR last night. I did but I haven’t seen it yet.

What else was I gonna say? Fuck me, my memory is awful today! Well, whatever, probably wasn’t that important anyway.  Maybe it had to do with the series ‘American Horror Story.’ Which by the way is fuckin’ sox rockin! I’m all about it! It’s a must DVR in the Zombie Zane household.  Hope you Dead End Horror sheep are DVR-ing it too. If you ain’t, then you suck. Just kidding.

Well, I guess that’s all I got for ya. Sorry this post was a little vague, but due to lack of sleep and coffee, what can you do? The important thing is, that I got something out to you guys. I hope you have low standards like I do and are rarely disappointed.

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and hair plastered to your fuckin’ forehead grease!

DANCING NAKED WITH ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror humans that run around looking all greasy and smelling even greasier! And by the way, that hair style...Change the oil! Plaster is out! So, what’s good? I’m just sitting here gulping some bitter and doing what I do best. Which is getting wasted. But that’s beside the point.

Seeing how we’ve been doing Halloween shit the last couple of weeks, I thought this would be a good time to give you some more Halloween tunes to rock out to. The way I see it, I’ve given you like 10 or so drink recipes, but only a handful of Halloween tunes. So how about we cut out the foreplay and get to rockin out with our cocks (or boobs) out! Hopefully more boobs ‘cause I ain’t really in to the twig and berries.

Song numero uno that is a must add to your Halloween playlist comes from the film, “Dead and Breakfast.” It’s called, ‘Comin’ to Kill Ya.’ For sure a sox rocking bastard of a song. Listen and love it!

Now that was all kinds of fuckin' fun, huh? I mean for real! Ya gotta add that song! Ya just gotta! Ok, let's try this one. It's a total classic and it has one of the best lines ever in it. How about a little 'Devil Went Down to Georgia!' 

                                                           
..."I done told ya once you sumbitch I'm the best that's ever been." Fuck yeah! CDB is the shit! Again, ya gotta have this song. Moving right along. This next tune is from one of my favorite bands of all time. This is 'Pet Sematary' by the Ramones. (Duh! I know sematary is spelled wrong, that' s how the title is. I can spell believe it or not.) Whatever the fuck, just rock out to this....

                                                        
 Great song from a kick-ass band! What's next you ask? And I answer. How about a little bit of 'Hell' from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. It's the live version, but whatever it kicks ass! Love the ending! 

                                                            
Like I got all kinds of killer tunes! Tell me I shouldn't be a DJ! Okay, maybe not. But this song is another Halloween party must. It's called 'Halloween' by Siouxsie and the Banshees. From the '80's but sox rockin! Listen and love it!            

                                                            
Okay Dead End Horror sox rockers that rock out with your nekkidness out! That's all the groovy tunes I got for ya today. But hey, don't be sad. Halloween is still a couple weeks away. I'm sure I'll post more tunes. But before you go and download these songs of Halloween awesomeness, go by and see if Sasha is rockin' out with her bust out. I bet she is. That's where I'm headed.

Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween rockin' grease!

                                                                                                                                         

GETTING FUCKED UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that wear the same clothes everyday while trying to catch ghosts and funking up the room that you’re in. People notice ya know. 

Anyway, what a shitty last few days for your buddy Zombie Zane. My Yankees were ousted from the ALDS, and my New York Football Giants lost today in heartbreaking fashion. Needless to say, I’ve really taken it up the ass.

Well, another weekend has come and gone here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) and I gotta tell ya, Sasha and I are quite the worse for wear.  One word. HUNGOVER! I woke up this morning with a $20 taped to my forehead, my pants down around my ankles, and a sore ass. I think Sasha was up to her usual tricks again. As was I. Funny thing, she woke up the same way!

So enough about our drunken malfeasants and our sore ass-holes. Let me tell you what we got going on this week here at DEH. Wait, fleeting thought! Before I do that, I just wanna say I did watch the pilot of ‘American Horror Story’ this weekend. I read somewhere, (from one of our competitors) that it was as shocking as the movie, “The Human Centipede.” What the FUCK?? Not even close! The way this other dude was carrying on he made it sound like it was the most controversial thing he’d ever seen. Go back to horror school, get real, and shut the fuck up. Not shocking in the least.

Like big deal, they used some swear words, whatever. I mean it ain’t like I haven’t heard the word pussy, or cocksucker before. Now don’t get me wrong, it was a great first episode! I really did like it. I was pleasantly surprised. I give it a solid 4 out of 5. But as far as shock value, what the fuck ever. Nothing shocking here. Unless foul fucking language is shocking. But if you haven’t seen it, you for real need to look into it. Trust me, I’m a professional.

Now then, let me tell you what we got coming in the week ahead.  Sasha has got a couple of Halloween themed lists for ya. I think she’s gonna be talking about her favorite Halloween candy, some of her favorite Halloween movies, and the top 5 things she digs about Halloween. So you’ll wanna be checking back to see what she’s got on the slab.

As far as for me, I’ll be doing some more groovy tunes for you to listen to, and some more drink recipes cause I mean we all like to get drunk and do some fucked up shit, right? Umm, not sure what else I’ll throw in, but it’ll be good. I am after all the horror master. Or master of horror, or masturbator. In any case, you will be entertained.

I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check back as often as you like. What else do you gotta do? SO until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and ghost busting in da’ hood grease!

TOO MUCH FUCKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that rock and bop to the Monster Mash while wearing your significant others underwear! What’s good? So yesterday I posted a few Halloween drink recipes for you to try and I hope you aren’t too hungover. As for me, I’m just hung! Ba-Boom Crash! Anyway, enough about being hung or hungover, let’s get to today’s post, yes?

So continuing with the Halloween party theme, I’m gonna be listing a few sox rockin’ tunes that  should go hand in hand with the drink recipes I gave ya. Because like I said before, if your drinks suck and your tunes suck, then your party will suck. And as the official Halloween party Ambassador, I’m here to prevent that form happening. So, kick back with an adult beverage and let’s rock out with our cocks out! Or boobs. Or whatever body part you wanna rock out with.

This song here is one of my favorite all time Halloween jams. It’s old school but it's a Halloween must! Check this out!

Wasn't that all kinds of fun! Love it! Got HEEEEM! Sasha hates that song so I play it for her just to annoy. But it's a great Halloween Party song.

If you didn't like that, how about this one. Again, it's old school and should only be played around Halloween. So here ya go, listen to this...

Again! The hits just keep on comin'! Wasn't that a cool fuckin' jam? Ok, moving right along, what about this one... 

                                                                                                                                                            Yamma Mamma! Tell me that wasn't cool in the fan! I wanna reach out and grab ya! Ok, let's do a couple more. Before I lose your attention. What about this spooky-cooky song? Give this a listen... 

  ..."Let's do the time warp again!" Gotta love some RHPS! This song is mega fun! And a total must for your Halloween party soundtrack. It's a great movie too. In fact, We may talk about it here in the upcoming weeks.

Wanna do one more song? Me too! Last one! Here's a little Blue Oyster Cult, Don't Fear the Reaper!

                                                                                                                                                              Man, that was fun! Great to rock out with some good tunes, yes? Anyway, hoped this help get you some songs, I may do more as the month goes on. This is just a small sample of some of my favorite Halloween party jams. My ipod is full of them. So be sure and stay tuned. 

I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and rock out over to Sasha. She's got some good movie talk going on and I know that you don't wanna miss that. And one more thing, "American Horror Story" comes on tonight so set your DVR's. I'll be talking about it in tomorrow's post. So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and frozen fried food grease!