DRINK TIL YOU DROP WITH YOUR GIRL ON TOP BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that go weeks without showering and wear the same stinky clothes everyday. Do some fucking laundry and wash ya ass once in a while, yes? So, what’s good? I don’t know about you guys, but I could use a fucking drink. In fact, I could use a Halloween themed drink. I mean Halloween is breathing down our necks.

Since we all feel like kicking back  some of grandpa’s cough medicine, how about we talk some Halloween themed adult beverages. I’ve posted a few drink recipes during the last couple of weeks so why not add a few more. I mean after all, Halloween and drinking are two of my favorite things. Plus I’m a professional. SO let’s cut the foreplay and get fucked up! 

The first drink I wanna tell you about is called a, are you ready for this...Blowjob from a Ghost at Sundown in Salem’s Lot...Whatta fucking trippy title! Ya gotta try this one. Here’s all you need:

2oz. Curacao blue (Bols)
1oz   Bols Pumpkin Smash
1.5oz  Passion Fruit flavored Vodka
2oz   Sour Mix

Mix all ingredients into a shaker with ice, strain, and pour in a glass. Drink it up buttercup!

What about this one, this one is called Devils Candy. It’s a shooter and it will total you!

1 part Hot Damn
1 part sour Watermelon Pucker

Pour into shot glass, add a splash of Bacardi 151 and light it. Blow out the flame and take your shot. 

Next on the drink menu, we got a drink called Evil Spell.

1.5oz of Canadian Whiskey
4oz Apple Juice
1 apple slice
1 whole cinnamon stick
1/2oz Maple Syrup

Build over crushed ice in a highball glass. Stir with cinnamon stick until syrup dissolves. Garnish with the apple slice. This is a damn good beverage! 

Next up, let’s try a Sour Ghost.

2oz Vanilla Vodka
Ginger Ale
1oz Sour Mix

All you do is shake vodka and sour mix in cocktail shaker with ice, pour over a glass filled with crushed ice, fill the rest of the glass with the ginger ale. Easy, yes?

Okay, one more and then I’m hitting the bar. Not really. But I am going to the liquor store. The World Fuckin’ Series is on tonight and I wanna watch it. No offense to you dear readers, but the World Series trumps you guys.

Let’s end our chat with a Frog in a Blender!

1 cup of ice
2oz of Vodka
4oz of Cranberry Juice
2 lime wheels

Pour all ingredients into a blender, blend 3-5 seconds, pour into a chilled hurricane glass. And there ya go!

Well, I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and see what Sasha’s doing. She may be drunk already. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and swamp feet grease!

DANCE MOTHERFUCKER DANCE! BY: ZOMBIE 'CM' ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that can clear a room with your rank and rancid foot odor. Are you still greasing it up? Anyway, what’s good? So as you may or not know, as of late I’ve been posting some kick ass Halloween party songs. So with only about two weeks to go, I thought I might post a few more. I mean after all, we don’t want your party to suck.

Okay funky cats and dirty bats, let’s cut out the foreplay and get to the tunes, yes?

The first Halloween jam that I wanna share with you is a little number by a band called, INXS. How's about a little 'Devil Inside." Or dick inside for that matter.  Was that a bad joke? Whatever, here's the song...

A blast from the past, yes? The next song that you should have on your Halloween party playlist is by the one, the only, Justin Bieber!!  Just fucking ya! I mean get real. This is Zombie Zane you're talking to here. Not some wonk that rocks out to Backstreet Boys and fucking N'Stink. Fuck off outta here. But for real, here's another great party song for ya to jam to. Check it out.

Now that motherfuckin' jam is just all kinds of cool didn't ya think? This next song is a MUST for any Halloween gathering. Yeah, yeah, I know that it's old but it's still a fucking classic. I'm talking Monster Mash! It just feels like Halloween when ya hear it! Listen Up!

All kinds of fun! That was great! So I've got time for two more tunes. I guess let's hear from The Doors. Kinda a slower song, bust still Halloween related. This song is great to go off and maybe chief some trees while you play it. Here's People Are Strange by The Doors.

Anybody remember that shit from "The Lost Boys?" Fucking great movie! Okay, last song for now. I'm gonna close this out with the B 52's and Planet Claire. Enjoy!

Well hard rockers and hard on's, I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and go see what Sasha is up to. I'm sure it may involve nudity, beer, and a well oiled midget. Also be sure and check back tomorrow to see what we're up to. Ya know you just can't wait. So until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and wannabe paranormal investigator grease! Ridiculous bitch.

ZOMBIES AND WITCHES CHIEFING TREES! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror people that cause more drama and chaos by eating all the KFC and Burger King. Have you showered yet you funk-nasty piece of fuck? I doubt it. In any case, what’s good horror fans?

It’s been a busy as fuck weekend here at DEH. I’ve had a mini-Zombie Zane running amok for the last three days. He’s quite the handful. All he wants to do is knock over tombstones and eat. But then again, he is a mini zombie.

And my New York Football Giants pulled of a nice win against the Buffalo Bills! Plus the shit poke Cowgirls lost...again! Great football day for Zombie Zane! Before I start going on a football rant, I better stick to the topic at hand like what we have coming up for yous this week at DEH.

This week we’re gonna be doing a couple different things. Some of it will be Halloween themed shit, some of it will be some movie reviews, and some of it will be...I don’t know, maybe some more Halloween party songs and drink recipes. I do know that Sasha Slaughter is gonna be talking about ‘The Walking Dead’ so if you’re into that you’ll wanna be sure and check back throughout the week to see what she’s got to say about it. Hope everyone remembered to set the DVR last night. I did but I haven’t seen it yet.

What else was I gonna say? Fuck me, my memory is awful today! Well, whatever, probably wasn’t that important anyway.  Maybe it had to do with the series ‘American Horror Story.’ Which by the way is fuckin’ sox rockin! I’m all about it! It’s a must DVR in the Zombie Zane household.  Hope you Dead End Horror sheep are DVR-ing it too. If you ain’t, then you suck. Just kidding.

Well, I guess that’s all I got for ya. Sorry this post was a little vague, but due to lack of sleep and coffee, what can you do? The important thing is, that I got something out to you guys. I hope you have low standards like I do and are rarely disappointed.

So until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and hair plastered to your fuckin’ forehead grease!

DANCING NAKED WITH ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror humans that run around looking all greasy and smelling even greasier! And by the way, that hair style...Change the oil! Plaster is out! So, what’s good? I’m just sitting here gulping some bitter and doing what I do best. Which is getting wasted. But that’s beside the point.

Seeing how we’ve been doing Halloween shit the last couple of weeks, I thought this would be a good time to give you some more Halloween tunes to rock out to. The way I see it, I’ve given you like 10 or so drink recipes, but only a handful of Halloween tunes. So how about we cut out the foreplay and get to rockin out with our cocks (or boobs) out! Hopefully more boobs ‘cause I ain’t really in to the twig and berries.

Song numero uno that is a must add to your Halloween playlist comes from the film, “Dead and Breakfast.” It’s called, ‘Comin’ to Kill Ya.’ For sure a sox rocking bastard of a song. Listen and love it!

Now that was all kinds of fuckin' fun, huh? I mean for real! Ya gotta add that song! Ya just gotta! Ok, let's try this one. It's a total classic and it has one of the best lines ever in it. How about a little 'Devil Went Down to Georgia!' 

                                                           
..."I done told ya once you sumbitch I'm the best that's ever been." Fuck yeah! CDB is the shit! Again, ya gotta have this song. Moving right along. This next tune is from one of my favorite bands of all time. This is 'Pet Sematary' by the Ramones. (Duh! I know sematary is spelled wrong, that' s how the title is. I can spell believe it or not.) Whatever the fuck, just rock out to this....

                                                        
 Great song from a kick-ass band! What's next you ask? And I answer. How about a little bit of 'Hell' from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. It's the live version, but whatever it kicks ass! Love the ending! 

                                                            
Like I got all kinds of killer tunes! Tell me I shouldn't be a DJ! Okay, maybe not. But this song is another Halloween party must. It's called 'Halloween' by Siouxsie and the Banshees. From the '80's but sox rockin! Listen and love it!            

                                                            
Okay Dead End Horror sox rockers that rock out with your nekkidness out! That's all the groovy tunes I got for ya today. But hey, don't be sad. Halloween is still a couple weeks away. I'm sure I'll post more tunes. But before you go and download these songs of Halloween awesomeness, go by and see if Sasha is rockin' out with her bust out. I bet she is. That's where I'm headed.

Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween rockin' grease!

                                                                                                                                         

GIRLS ON TOP AND DRINK TILL YOU DROP! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that move from place to place bringing your funk with you! How goes it? Man, can you believe it’s the middle of the month already? Holy fuck does time haul ass! Especially when you stay permanently wasted. Not that we condone drinking or staying in a state of perpetual fucked-upness. But in any case, how about we get to today’s post.

So last week I shared with you a few kick-ass Halloween themed drink recipes. Seeing how Halloween will be here in a few weeks, I thought why not share a few more? I mean you only have a few weeks left to try these out and see if they met your low standards. So without further ado, let’s get fucked up!

So the first drink that I wanna share with you has a great name! Ever heard of a drink called, ‘Witches Tits?’ Well, here’s how you make it:

½ ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey’s)

½ ounce Sambuca, black

All you do is pour the Sambuca Black and layer the Bailey’s over it. Easy peasy Japanesey!

The next drink that will add some fun and drunkenness to your Halloween soiree is called, ‘Trick or Treat.’ Can’t have a Halloween party without Trick or Treat. Here’s how you do it:

½ ounce of Amaretto

½ ounce of vanilla flavored Vodka

½ ounce of Triple Sec

1 dash of Grenadine

Orange Juice

All you gotta do is pour vodka, triple sec, amaretto, grenadine, into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir.  Take four or five Halloween candies and stick them on a skewer. Place skewer on top of glass. This drink will for real fuck you up! Try it.

Ever tried a ‘Scary Night?’ This is a shooter. And it’s kinda like the Witches Tits. Check it out:

1 part Bailey’s

1 part Sambuca

Layer the Bailey’s over the Sambuca in a shot glass and get after it! WARNING! This drink may make your clothes come off. Just a word from the wise.

Here’s another drink you may like. Ya gotta try a ‘Hells Eye!’ This drink is also a shooter. All you need is:

½ ounce Kahlua

1/4 ounce Whiskey (Canadian)

1/4 ounce of milk


Mix kahlua, whiskey, and milk into a shot glass. Add several drops of hot sauce and shoot!

I know it sounds odd, the combo of stuff, but trust me, it’s really a great party drink.

Ok, time for one more. Ever tried a, ‘Freddy Kruger?’ Here’s all you need:

1 part Jager

1 part Sambuca

1 part Vodka

Again, this is another shooter. All you do is mix all parts into a chilled shotglass and down the hatch it goes! Yum yum gimmie some!

Well, I guess that’s enough liquor recipes for now. Give this a shot and see what you think. Trust me, these are all good. I am a junior alcoholic after all. Ok, before you go and get drunk, pop on over and see what Sasha’s up to. I’m sure it’s delicious!

Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween fun grease!

GETTING FUCKED UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that wear the same clothes everyday while trying to catch ghosts and funking up the room that you’re in. People notice ya know. 

Anyway, what a shitty last few days for your buddy Zombie Zane. My Yankees were ousted from the ALDS, and my New York Football Giants lost today in heartbreaking fashion. Needless to say, I’ve really taken it up the ass.

Well, another weekend has come and gone here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) and I gotta tell ya, Sasha and I are quite the worse for wear.  One word. HUNGOVER! I woke up this morning with a $20 taped to my forehead, my pants down around my ankles, and a sore ass. I think Sasha was up to her usual tricks again. As was I. Funny thing, she woke up the same way!

So enough about our drunken malfeasants and our sore ass-holes. Let me tell you what we got going on this week here at DEH. Wait, fleeting thought! Before I do that, I just wanna say I did watch the pilot of ‘American Horror Story’ this weekend. I read somewhere, (from one of our competitors) that it was as shocking as the movie, “The Human Centipede.” What the FUCK?? Not even close! The way this other dude was carrying on he made it sound like it was the most controversial thing he’d ever seen. Go back to horror school, get real, and shut the fuck up. Not shocking in the least.

Like big deal, they used some swear words, whatever. I mean it ain’t like I haven’t heard the word pussy, or cocksucker before. Now don’t get me wrong, it was a great first episode! I really did like it. I was pleasantly surprised. I give it a solid 4 out of 5. But as far as shock value, what the fuck ever. Nothing shocking here. Unless foul fucking language is shocking. But if you haven’t seen it, you for real need to look into it. Trust me, I’m a professional.

Now then, let me tell you what we got coming in the week ahead.  Sasha has got a couple of Halloween themed lists for ya. I think she’s gonna be talking about her favorite Halloween candy, some of her favorite Halloween movies, and the top 5 things she digs about Halloween. So you’ll wanna be checking back to see what she’s got on the slab.

As far as for me, I’ll be doing some more groovy tunes for you to listen to, and some more drink recipes cause I mean we all like to get drunk and do some fucked up shit, right? Umm, not sure what else I’ll throw in, but it’ll be good. I am after all the horror master. Or master of horror, or masturbator. In any case, you will be entertained.

I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check back as often as you like. What else do you gotta do? SO until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and ghost busting in da’ hood grease!

I LIKE TO GET DRUNK AND DO SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that rummage through ashtrays looking for cigarette butts! How the hell are ya?  Can you believe that Halloween is just right around the corner? Shit, how time does get by. Especially if you spend it getting wasted. Not that we indulge in that type of behavior here at DEH. Not us. No way.

Speaking of getting wasted, I’ve got some kick-ass Halloween themed mixed drinks you may wanna try at your next soiree. Because let’s face it, if your drinks suck, odds are, so will your party. And we can’t have none of that! So let’s cut the foreplay and start getting wasted, yes?

The first drink I want to tell you about is called a “Ghostbuster.” It’s a very simple drink and it will for sure fuck you up! Here’s how to make it:

1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 part Irish Cream
1 part Vodka


Combine all three equal parts in a glass with ice, stir and drink up! 

If that last drink didn’t melt your butter, why not give this one a try. This drink is called a Flaming Pumpkin Pie. And yes, it does have some kick. What’s not to like about fire and booze?


1 tsp. Cinnamon
1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 splash of Goldschlaugger


Pour Kahlua in a glass and top off with Bailey’s. Then pour splash of Goldschlaugger on the top. Light it on fire, and shake the cinnamon on top. Blow it out, swig it down, and POW!     

Are you fucked up yet? No? How about this drink? This one is called Bloody Brew. This one is for all you beer fans out there.

1.5oz of Vodka
4oz of Beer
4oz of Tomato Juice
Dash of Tabasco
Salt and Pepper

Mix all ingredients in a glass, and garnish with a celery spear or a lemon wedge. I go with the lemon wedge, but that’s just me. It’s a simple drink but again, it’s an ass kicker.

All this liquor talk is making me want to get wasted now. It’s too early in the day though. Even for me. Shit, I’m still swilling coffee and sitting in my jam-jams. Anyway, let’s do a couple more. 

Now this little recipe is more like a Halloween punch. Nothing better than some spiked punch, right? Now this really will fuck you up! So please, drink responsibly. This is called Gangreen.

2.5 quarts Vodka
2 quarts 7-UP
4 gal. Kiwi Strawberry (green) Fruit Punch

1 Can Pineapple Juice

All you do is mix all the ingredients in a large plastic tub, stir it up and pour it into a creepy looking Halloween punch bowl. Refrigerate what you can’t get into the bowl. Add some green glow sticks to it as well. It creates a kick-ass little effect.

 Okay, one more for the road. Ever heard of a drink called the Ghost? It’s called that because if you fuck around and drink too much of it, it’ll haunt your ass later. Here’s how to make it.

1oz Jack Daniel’s
2oz Vanilla Rum
Cream Soda

Fill 16oz glass with ice. Add one shot of Jack Daniel’s. 2 shots of Vanilla Rum, and then, just top with Cream Soda. Drink up buttercup!


Ok, I guess that’s all I got for now. I don’t know about you, but I wanna go get fucked up. I think I may be hitting my local liquor store here in just a bit. Anyway, try these out, have some fun and once again, please enjoy these responsibly.

Before you leave, make sure you go by and see Sasha. I’m sure she’s getting her drink on already. And she does love a party! Ok, sheep, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and vodka grease!