I LIKE TO GET DRUNK AND DO SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that rummage through ashtrays looking for cigarette butts! How the hell are ya?  Can you believe that Halloween is just right around the corner? Shit, how time does get by. Especially if you spend it getting wasted. Not that we indulge in that type of behavior here at DEH. Not us. No way.

Speaking of getting wasted, I’ve got some kick-ass Halloween themed mixed drinks you may wanna try at your next soiree. Because let’s face it, if your drinks suck, odds are, so will your party. And we can’t have none of that! So let’s cut the foreplay and start getting wasted, yes?

The first drink I want to tell you about is called a “Ghostbuster.” It’s a very simple drink and it will for sure fuck you up! Here’s how to make it:

1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 part Irish Cream
1 part Vodka


Combine all three equal parts in a glass with ice, stir and drink up! 

If that last drink didn’t melt your butter, why not give this one a try. This drink is called a Flaming Pumpkin Pie. And yes, it does have some kick. What’s not to like about fire and booze?


1 tsp. Cinnamon
1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 splash of Goldschlaugger


Pour Kahlua in a glass and top off with Bailey’s. Then pour splash of Goldschlaugger on the top. Light it on fire, and shake the cinnamon on top. Blow it out, swig it down, and POW!     

Are you fucked up yet? No? How about this drink? This one is called Bloody Brew. This one is for all you beer fans out there.

1.5oz of Vodka
4oz of Beer
4oz of Tomato Juice
Dash of Tabasco
Salt and Pepper

Mix all ingredients in a glass, and garnish with a celery spear or a lemon wedge. I go with the lemon wedge, but that’s just me. It’s a simple drink but again, it’s an ass kicker.

All this liquor talk is making me want to get wasted now. It’s too early in the day though. Even for me. Shit, I’m still swilling coffee and sitting in my jam-jams. Anyway, let’s do a couple more. 

Now this little recipe is more like a Halloween punch. Nothing better than some spiked punch, right? Now this really will fuck you up! So please, drink responsibly. This is called Gangreen.

2.5 quarts Vodka
2 quarts 7-UP
4 gal. Kiwi Strawberry (green) Fruit Punch

1 Can Pineapple Juice

All you do is mix all the ingredients in a large plastic tub, stir it up and pour it into a creepy looking Halloween punch bowl. Refrigerate what you can’t get into the bowl. Add some green glow sticks to it as well. It creates a kick-ass little effect.

 Okay, one more for the road. Ever heard of a drink called the Ghost? It’s called that because if you fuck around and drink too much of it, it’ll haunt your ass later. Here’s how to make it.

1oz Jack Daniel’s
2oz Vanilla Rum
Cream Soda

Fill 16oz glass with ice. Add one shot of Jack Daniel’s. 2 shots of Vanilla Rum, and then, just top with Cream Soda. Drink up buttercup!


Ok, I guess that’s all I got for now. I don’t know about you, but I wanna go get fucked up. I think I may be hitting my local liquor store here in just a bit. Anyway, try these out, have some fun and once again, please enjoy these responsibly.

Before you leave, make sure you go by and see Sasha. I’m sure she’s getting her drink on already. And she does love a party! Ok, sheep, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and vodka grease!