Oh well hey there DEH fans!! Thanks for checking us out! In case you didn't know, as of this month Zane and I have had the blog for 1 year. Wow! Crazy right? So we wanna thank all of our fans, new ones, and ones that have been there from the beginning. We appreciate you showing us some love by reading our stuff. We will continue to rock your socks for as long we can.
Now, let's get down to business. Today I'll be doing another movie review for you freaks. I also found this movie on Netflix, it's called DIE-ner (get it?). It's a B movie about a zombie apocalypse. What's not to like? It came out in 2010 and was written by Patrick Horvath. So let me give you my review, huh?
A sociopathic serial killer named Ken stops at a small town diner and quickly befriends graveyard-shift waitress Rose. Winning over his trust, Rose tells him how she ended up in the lonesome diner. Ken seems genuinely interested, until he slits her throat. He then finds Fred, the unsuspecting cook, and kills him too. He stuffs their bodies in the walk-in freezer and cleans up the crime scene when his escape is thwarted when bickering married couple Kathy and Rob come into the diner.
He pretends that he works at the diner and is friendly at first. He sits at their booth, with his pocket knife ready to kill the couple when the small town Sheriff arrives at the diner. The situation turns volatile when Fred and Rose stumble out of the freezer, in search of some flesh to munch on. Ken holds Rob, Kathy, and Sheriff Duke hostage, but with the zombie up-rising in full effect, Ken does his best to come up with a plan to flee both the law, and a fate much worse than death.
ZZZZZZZZZZ WOW!! What a pile of B movie shit my friends. Sure, it sounds good right? Well, that's because I wrote it, but anyway, it's actually really terrible. The acting is bad...the plot is bad.. the dialogue was bad...everything is just bad. I don't even know who any of those people are. But I will say that the movie did have that B movie humor in it. I laughed a few times, but that doesn't make up for how terrible the movie was.
I think throughout most of the movie, there were like 5 zombies...I was like WTF?? Where are the zombies??? And then with five minutes of the movie left, that's when the zombies start like taking over the diner and killing people. There could have been more zombies though. It's supposed to be about a zombie apocalypse...I don't think that 10 zombies really counts as an apocalypse...do you?
I will say that the zombies looked pretty decent. There was a good amount of blood too...and a severed finger...and two severed heads. Not too bad. Overall I'd give DIE-ner (get it?) a 2 out of 5. I was actually pretty bored throughout the whole movie, I sort of wanted to take a nap.
As you all know, I loves me some zombies, but the ones in this movie didn't do a thing for me. It's on Netflix if you wanna check out, you don't have to take my word for it. Thanks for taking the time and stopping by Dead End Horror!
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