Hello Dead End Horror fans that go commando on chilly, winter days. What’s good? So, I know that I said I was gonna do a list of five more holiday horror movies for ya, but...I changed my mind. Why? Because I’ve decided to use our time here to shamelessly self promote some of my other work. I know that sounds lame and shit, but I gotta do what I gotta do.
Look, you don’t have to read every motherfucking story. Alls you gotta do is simply clink the links and maybe share it on facebook, or Twitter or whatever. I could really use the hits and I know that I would totally do that for you if the shoe was on the other foot.
And by the way, it ain’t like these stories are long and shitty. In fact, most of these are horror. So see, it’s all good. Now then, because of Yahoo!’s strict rules, I had to keep most of these on the PG-13 level. So no fucks, cunts, assholes, dicks, cocksuckers, etc. etc. Like I had to keep it relatively clean.
So, how about it? How about giving some of these a read. Help your good buddy Zombie Zane. You be good to Zombie, Zombie be good to you! Okay, here’s some of the links. Wait. Before I post these links, let me tell you about the three stories I wanna share with yous.
The first is a kinda horror/western theme, the second is about alien abductions and shit like that, the third is also alien related. But like I said, they all have a little horror in them. I mean after all, I am the horror master. Okay, here’s the links....
See, that wasn't so bad. Anyway, thanks for giving me the traffic. Really appreciate it. Before you go, be sure to see what Sasha has got going on. Maybe she's in the nude hanging up Christmas lights. Until Monday, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!
Hello Dead End Horror people that are grosser than gross and go out in public looking and smelling like Pig Pin from the Peanuts. What’s good? So it’s been a minute or two since I’ve reviewed a movie. Lately, in lieu of Halloween, I’ve been doing Halloween themed shit. I hope you’ve been reading.
Anyway, I figured for today’s post, I’d go back to my roots and do a movie review. Now this film I’m about to talk about has not one fucking thing to do with Halloween. But whatever. It’s still a cool ass movie that I think you may enjoy. I mean you could watch this motherfucker on Halloween if you were so inclined. It’s bloody, it’s got some boobs and shit and it’s down right fun. So, let’s cut the foreplay and let me tell you about, “Evil Aliens.”
“Evil Aliens” is a 2006 British horror/comedy directed by Jake West. It stars Emily Booth, Christopher Adamson, and Norman Lovett. Who are these people? Fuck if I know. Anyway, it runs just over 85mins and it can be found on Netflix. Not on instant watch, but you can do the mail thing if you wanna see it.
So, like this film kinda reminded me of, “Evil Dead.” Ya know, kinda campy and rather B-movie-ish. But like ‘Evil Dead’ this thing was fucking entertaining as hell! Basically it’s about the host of a TV show (Booth) who is trying to save her job. She hears about a place where a supposed alien abduction and impregnation took place. She totally is a disbeliever but she needs to keep her job.
So she hires some people to play the aliens and she plants some bullshit evidence. Her plan is cool in the fan until the real E.T.’s show up and decide to fuck up everything. Did I say ‘up’ a lot in that sentence? Whatever. But yeah, the real aliens show up and hence begins the battle for survival.
Man, I really kinda dug this film. It was silly and campy but I’m a huge fan of “Evil Dead’ so it was awesome to me. There was plenty of blood and various limbs getting ripped off. In one scene, this alien takes a severed arm and backhands the shit out of this chick! Fucking funny! This movie is filled with shit like that. I won’ tell you all the cool parts, ya just gonna have to see for yourself.
And yes, there was some anal probing going on as well. OUCH! Invasion of the stinky winker. I wonder why aliens wanna jab stuff in our assholes? We have doctors that already do that. But for real, haven’t you ever wondered that too?
Okay, let me give you some scores...I haven’t done this in a while either.
GORE SCORE 3.75 out of 5.
MY SCORE 3 out of 5
NUDITY NUMBER 2.5 out of 5
See, well worth a watch. In any case, I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and see what Sasha is up to. She may give you an anal probe if you’re lucky. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and anal probe grease!
Doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well! Zombie Zane here once again from the seven six one oh seven. Man, yesterday was hotter than shit!! And today promises to be another hot motherfucker. Will it ever end? I hope not. I wanna see every summer record broken! Why? ‘Cause I’m crazy that’s why. So, enough about the weather, and my mental state, let’s get to today’s post, yes?
As I said yesterday, this week’s shit is gonna be a hodgepodge of whatever we wanna throw in. And for today, I got a little something different for you guys. Now I don’t know about y’all, but I love music. Love it. It’s almost a necessity. So I got to thinking...I know, me think, that’s fucking scary in itself, no? So I got to thinking about some songs that have a horror element, or a dark element or a paranormal element theme to them. Know what I mean? For example, ‘The Monster Mash.’ That is totally about monsters and shit like that. ‘The Purple People Eater’ does as well. Ya follow? So for today, I’m gonna list about ten songs that have a horror/dark/paranormal theme. I’ll find the songs on Youtube so you can listen to them and whatnot. It’s better that way than for me to just list ten titles and call it a day. So what say we cut out the foreplay and get to the music, yes?
The first song I got for ya is Blink 182's ‘Aliens Exist.’
Now that was a sox rockin tune! I was a huge fan of thsoe guys back when. Ok, now this next song is good too. How about a little, Screaming Lord Sutch, 'Monster in Black Tights.'
So, what'd you think about that song? Pretty trippy huh? Now this next song I got for ya you may not agree with, but this is my blog and my rules. So here's some Space with 'Female of the Species.'
YAY!! That was a fun song! Ok, now listen to this...'Werewolves of London' by Warren Zevon.
And the hits just keep on coming! So are you digging this? If not, then piss off outta here! Just kidding. Ok let's get to the next song. Alice Cooper's 'Feed My Frankenstein.'
BOOM! Hella good song! No way this list would be complete without an Alice Cooper tune. Now this next song may or may not cause me to catch some shit...But whatever. Here is Antsy Pants with 'Vampire.'
Ok, ok, I know, I know. Not the best song, but it does have a tendancy to get stuck in your head. Up next how about some Rob Zombie...Here's his song, 'House of 1000 Corpses' from his film with the same name.
I had to throw in some Zombie. Fuckin' had to. Now this is an older song, but it's still a kick ass tune. In fact, I think they used this song on 'Scream.' Here's 'Little red Ridding Hood' by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.
Now wasn't that fun! Killer song from 1966. On second thought, not sure if it was in 'Scream' but in any case, it rox my sox. Now let's listen to this. Here's one from when I was a kid. Here's Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff with 'Nightmare On My Street.'
Ahh. Memories. Damn, I jammed that tune when I was little! Classic! So for the final song of this list, I chose 'Psycho Killer' by The Talking Heads. ...'Better run run run run run run away!'
ROCK!! That song is AWESOME! I know it's dorky, but so am I. And so are you if you dig this tune. But hey, it's all in good fun.
Well, there it is. Ten great songs with some kind of horror element to them. I know there are a ton left that I didn't mention, but shit, it would like take me all day and then some to list all of them. But at least I got a good start. I may be doing this from time to time we'll see how it goes. Ok then. Hope you enjoyed the tunes, and be sure and stop by and see what Sasha's wearing today. I'm sure it's quite revealing...So until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out!!
