DAMN! THAT'S ONE HUNGRY BOX! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

..”THROW IT TO THE HOOKER!”  Reppin’ the seven six one oh seven, it’s that time once again to do what we do y’all.  Time to talk some horror. And let me tell ya, I got a very strange motherfucker of a movie for today’s post. Anyone ever heard of the movie, “Penetration Angst?” No, you pervs, it ain’t a porno...Well, not really. I mean it does have Fiona Horsey (Sasha hates her, lol) so if you’re familiar with her stuff, I guess you know it does have a shitload of nekkidness in it. But if you aren’t, then stay here and educate yourself. I’ll tell you all about this film and show you some images as well. So let’s cut out the foreplay and get down to bussy! (Bussy- Re-re speak for business. More of an inside joke between Sasha and I) So, let’s get to it, yes?

“Penetration Angst” is a UK horror film written and directed by Wolfgang Buld. And it stars (as I mentioned in the above paragraph) Fiona Horsey.  Now when this film was released in 2003 over here in the USA, they dropped the Penetration and just released it as, “Angst.” It runs just about 100mins, and can usually be found in those ‘bargain buy’ sets.  My set is called, “Blood Bath.” Not a bad set either, it’s got 12 movies on it and I think I got it on Amazon. So if you wanna up your horror movie collection, this is a cheap way to do it.
                                                                          

As I said earlier, this is one odd film. I mean anytime you combine a girl with a hungry pussy and a set of horny conjoined twins, and a sunburned dick, I mean c’mon, how fuckin’ random is that? Anyway, this film is about a woman (Fiona Horsey) who turns into a prostitute to satisfy her hungry twat. That’s right. Hungry twat. Her box eats all the guys she bangs.  Now the only problem with this is, she finally finds a dude she likes but doesn’t want to throw him a fuck due to the fact that her tool shed will eat him up.  Kinda funny huh? I mean if you think about it, sometimes guys go down and eat out, right? But in this film, the girls nah-nah is the one doing the eating. Now that’s funny!

                                                                                                                                                             

Ok, I know I was brief in that review (Brief like when I wear my tighty-whitties!) Eww, sorry for the nasty image.  But if I were to get into the plot too much, you wouldn’t watch it. I watched this film without knowing anything about it. That’s the best way to roll. Trust me, I’m a professional.

Overall, I’m not sure what I think about this film. It was kinda hard for me to rank. It was just so fuckin’ weird, man. But as I do with all movies, I try and find some kind of ranking So I gave “Penetration Angst” a 2 out of 5. It had plenty of nudity, and plenty of gore as well. It was just really, really strange. Is it worth a watch? Sure. I mean it is a different kind of horror film. My advice, just save it until one of those late nights when there ain’t nothing on and you got a little buzz goin’ and aren’t quite ready to crash yet.  That’s the best time for this kinda movie.

So, wanna see some blood and boobs? ME too! Here’s some scenes from this odd little nugget...

YEP-YEP-YEP! I guess that about covers it. If you wanna see some more then get the movie. And before you get outta here, be sure and see what kinda stuff Sasha has for you. I'm sure she has just what you need. She may even have a hungry box...Until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out!
                                                                            

ZOMBIE 'FB' ZANE