DANCING NAKED WITH ZOMBIES AND VAMPIRES BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror humans that run around looking all greasy and smelling even greasier! And by the way, that hair style...Change the oil! Plaster is out! So, what’s good? I’m just sitting here gulping some bitter and doing what I do best. Which is getting wasted. But that’s beside the point.

Seeing how we’ve been doing Halloween shit the last couple of weeks, I thought this would be a good time to give you some more Halloween tunes to rock out to. The way I see it, I’ve given you like 10 or so drink recipes, but only a handful of Halloween tunes. So how about we cut out the foreplay and get to rockin out with our cocks (or boobs) out! Hopefully more boobs ‘cause I ain’t really in to the twig and berries.

Song numero uno that is a must add to your Halloween playlist comes from the film, “Dead and Breakfast.” It’s called, ‘Comin’ to Kill Ya.’ For sure a sox rocking bastard of a song. Listen and love it!

Now that was all kinds of fuckin' fun, huh? I mean for real! Ya gotta add that song! Ya just gotta! Ok, let's try this one. It's a total classic and it has one of the best lines ever in it. How about a little 'Devil Went Down to Georgia!' 

                                                           
..."I done told ya once you sumbitch I'm the best that's ever been." Fuck yeah! CDB is the shit! Again, ya gotta have this song. Moving right along. This next tune is from one of my favorite bands of all time. This is 'Pet Sematary' by the Ramones. (Duh! I know sematary is spelled wrong, that' s how the title is. I can spell believe it or not.) Whatever the fuck, just rock out to this....

                                                        
 Great song from a kick-ass band! What's next you ask? And I answer. How about a little bit of 'Hell' from the Squirrel Nut Zippers. It's the live version, but whatever it kicks ass! Love the ending! 

                                                            
Like I got all kinds of killer tunes! Tell me I shouldn't be a DJ! Okay, maybe not. But this song is another Halloween party must. It's called 'Halloween' by Siouxsie and the Banshees. From the '80's but sox rockin! Listen and love it!            

                                                            
Okay Dead End Horror sox rockers that rock out with your nekkidness out! That's all the groovy tunes I got for ya today. But hey, don't be sad. Halloween is still a couple weeks away. I'm sure I'll post more tunes. But before you go and download these songs of Halloween awesomeness, go by and see if Sasha is rockin' out with her bust out. I bet she is. That's where I'm headed.

Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween rockin' grease!

                                                                                                                                         

TOP 5 FAVORITE HALLOWEEN CANDIES!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there fellow candy lovers!! Thanks for stopping by and checking out Dead End Horror. Today I'll be talking about my top 5 favorite Halloween candies. That is what Halloween is all about right??? Heck yes! Well, candy and costumes, but candy is far more superior! And don't be shy, chime in and leave us comments and tell us your favorite Halloween candy too!!! Let's get it!

5. MINI 3 MUSKETEERS- Ahh my all time favorite candybar, but fun sized, like me!!! I always looked forward to getting these in my Halloween bag!!

4. SIXLETS- Oh yes! Those little colored balls (haha...pervs!) of chocolately goodness!! Not just for Halloween either, they're great all year around!

3. TOOTSIE ROLLS- YUM! I like the big, long thick tootsie rolls..Oh god! That sounded perverted...yipes! Mind out of the gutter freaks!! And here's a little info for you, Tootsie Rolls are actually the number 1 selling Halloween candy in America..well, the miniature ones are. Guess people can't handle the big thick ones =)

2. DOTS- Hell to the yes! Those little gummy dots are AMAZING! Sure, they get stuck to your teeth and the roof of your mouth, but it's totally worth it.

1. REESES PEANUT BUTTER CUPS- I'm a sucker for peanut butter and a sucker for chocolate...combine the two and it's an orgasm in an orange wrapper...yessir!!! Peanut Butter Cups are my all time fave and another best seller in the most popular Halloween candy department.

So there it is...that's all that's fit to print....until tomorrow of course! And like I said, don't be shy!!! Tell us your favorite Halloween candy too!! It will be more productive than sitting at your computer trying to find pictures of me naked on Google...never gonna happen creepers!!! And don't forget to check out what Zane's up to...I'm sure it'll involve boobs or booze or awesome party tunes!!!

Sasha 'Candy' Slaughter

GIRLS ON TOP AND DRINK TILL YOU DROP! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that move from place to place bringing your funk with you! How goes it? Man, can you believe it’s the middle of the month already? Holy fuck does time haul ass! Especially when you stay permanently wasted. Not that we condone drinking or staying in a state of perpetual fucked-upness. But in any case, how about we get to today’s post.

So last week I shared with you a few kick-ass Halloween themed drink recipes. Seeing how Halloween will be here in a few weeks, I thought why not share a few more? I mean you only have a few weeks left to try these out and see if they met your low standards. So without further ado, let’s get fucked up!

So the first drink that I wanna share with you has a great name! Ever heard of a drink called, ‘Witches Tits?’ Well, here’s how you make it:

½ ounce of Irish Cream (Bailey’s)

½ ounce Sambuca, black

All you do is pour the Sambuca Black and layer the Bailey’s over it. Easy peasy Japanesey!

The next drink that will add some fun and drunkenness to your Halloween soiree is called, ‘Trick or Treat.’ Can’t have a Halloween party without Trick or Treat. Here’s how you do it:

½ ounce of Amaretto

½ ounce of vanilla flavored Vodka

½ ounce of Triple Sec

1 dash of Grenadine

Orange Juice

All you gotta do is pour vodka, triple sec, amaretto, grenadine, into a tall glass filled with ice. Top with orange juice and stir.  Take four or five Halloween candies and stick them on a skewer. Place skewer on top of glass. This drink will for real fuck you up! Try it.

Ever tried a ‘Scary Night?’ This is a shooter. And it’s kinda like the Witches Tits. Check it out:

1 part Bailey’s

1 part Sambuca

Layer the Bailey’s over the Sambuca in a shot glass and get after it! WARNING! This drink may make your clothes come off. Just a word from the wise.

Here’s another drink you may like. Ya gotta try a ‘Hells Eye!’ This drink is also a shooter. All you need is:

½ ounce Kahlua

1/4 ounce Whiskey (Canadian)

1/4 ounce of milk


Mix kahlua, whiskey, and milk into a shot glass. Add several drops of hot sauce and shoot!

I know it sounds odd, the combo of stuff, but trust me, it’s really a great party drink.

Ok, time for one more. Ever tried a, ‘Freddy Kruger?’ Here’s all you need:

1 part Jager

1 part Sambuca

1 part Vodka

Again, this is another shooter. All you do is mix all parts into a chilled shotglass and down the hatch it goes! Yum yum gimmie some!

Well, I guess that’s enough liquor recipes for now. Give this a shot and see what you think. Trust me, these are all good. I am a junior alcoholic after all. Ok, before you go and get drunk, pop on over and see what Sasha’s up to. I’m sure it’s delicious!

Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and Halloween fun grease!

TOP 5 REASONS WHY I LOVE HALLOWEEN!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hi there spooks and spookettes!!! Sasha Slaughter here with you for yet another week of pre-Halloween awesomeness!! This week I'll be sharing a few of my favorite things with you! First off, I'll be telling you my top 5 reasons why I absolutely love Halloween...and who doesn't?? And for the rest of week I'll be pleasing your peepers with my top 5 favorite Halloween candies and my top 5 MUST SEE Halloween movies. So let's get this thing going shall we???

5. HAUNTED HOUSE TOURS- These tours make my list because they are just damn fun. I try and make it to at least one every Halloween, although I will say, I've been slacking. Nonetheless, haunted house tours are awesome! I remember going to my first tour when I was 16 with my mom and two best friends. We went to Hegarty's mansion (Now known as Ravenwood Manor, located in PA) and it was incredible! There was a different theme in every room, from a gruesome surgery gone wrong to a dead woman haunting the mansion. The people that give the tours are really professional and the actors are amazing! I've also been to Field of Screams and Jason's Woods (Also located in PA) and they were both incredibly scary. There was a haunted hay ride and a haunted mansion filled with scares around every corner. If you've never been to a haunted house tour on Halloween, I suggest you try it!

4. COSTUMES- Ahh yes...dressing up is a HUGE part of Halloween. I've been a witch, a tainted fairy (yeah yeah, TAINTed...haha) little red riding hood (give me a break, I was a kid!) and a hippie in 6th grade...Ohh memories! Anyway! Costumes are just awesome. I mean, you can literally be anything you want to be! The possibilities are endless and you get to use your imagination, which is the best part. Although, something that kind of irks me about Halloween is the fact that some women use it as a chance to dress skanky....Really?? You can dress like a whore for the other 364 days out of the year, Halloween is the one day you get to be something gross or scary...and you wanna dress like a hooker?? Suck it!!

3. ATMOSPHERE- I love love love the feeling in the air during Halloween. I can't describe it. It's just this amazing peaceful aura of the month of October. The cool crisp air blowing through the trees, the leaves turning brilliant oranges and reds, and everything pumpkin of course, can't forget about that. Fall is my favorite time of year. Everyone slows down a little...it's a really peaceful feeling. The weather gets cooler, the days get shorter, and it makes me feel all cozy and at peace.

2. CANDY- Well hell yeah, what is Halloween without candy??? That's one of the highlights of Halloween, no?? Well maybe when I was a kid it was, but now, not so much. But candy still made the list at number 2. Seeing all of the little kids going door to door dressed up makes me reminisce about the times when that was me, dressed up as a little witch and being excited about all the candy I had...until my parents ate it..lol. Now that I'm a little too old to be trick or treating I'm doing the handing out of the candy to those excited little ghouls that remind me of me when I was their age.

1. HORROR MOVIE MARATHONS- Now that were done with that stroll down memory lane, let's talk about the endless amounts of horror movies that come on TV in October. I LOVE horror movies, and having a nonstop marathon of them all day and night is like an orgasm to my eyes!!  All of the blood, guts, and screams are sure to get anyone in the Halloween kinda mood. Works for me every time!! But I will say that it annoys me when they play the same horror movies over and over again...*ahem AMC and Halloween 4* =) But I won't complain too much, I'm just happy to see some violence and blood to get me in the Halloween spirit.

So there you have it stranger dangers, the top 5 reasons why I love Halloween. Perhaps some of you weirdos out there can relate, yes??? And since you're here creeping on my stuff, stop by and see what Zane has in store for you!! I know he wants you to look, he's into that kind of thing!! And thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror.

GETTING FUCKED UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that wear the same clothes everyday while trying to catch ghosts and funking up the room that you’re in. People notice ya know. 

Anyway, what a shitty last few days for your buddy Zombie Zane. My Yankees were ousted from the ALDS, and my New York Football Giants lost today in heartbreaking fashion. Needless to say, I’ve really taken it up the ass.

Well, another weekend has come and gone here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) and I gotta tell ya, Sasha and I are quite the worse for wear.  One word. HUNGOVER! I woke up this morning with a $20 taped to my forehead, my pants down around my ankles, and a sore ass. I think Sasha was up to her usual tricks again. As was I. Funny thing, she woke up the same way!

So enough about our drunken malfeasants and our sore ass-holes. Let me tell you what we got going on this week here at DEH. Wait, fleeting thought! Before I do that, I just wanna say I did watch the pilot of ‘American Horror Story’ this weekend. I read somewhere, (from one of our competitors) that it was as shocking as the movie, “The Human Centipede.” What the FUCK?? Not even close! The way this other dude was carrying on he made it sound like it was the most controversial thing he’d ever seen. Go back to horror school, get real, and shut the fuck up. Not shocking in the least.

Like big deal, they used some swear words, whatever. I mean it ain’t like I haven’t heard the word pussy, or cocksucker before. Now don’t get me wrong, it was a great first episode! I really did like it. I was pleasantly surprised. I give it a solid 4 out of 5. But as far as shock value, what the fuck ever. Nothing shocking here. Unless foul fucking language is shocking. But if you haven’t seen it, you for real need to look into it. Trust me, I’m a professional.

Now then, let me tell you what we got coming in the week ahead.  Sasha has got a couple of Halloween themed lists for ya. I think she’s gonna be talking about her favorite Halloween candy, some of her favorite Halloween movies, and the top 5 things she digs about Halloween. So you’ll wanna be checking back to see what she’s got on the slab.

As far as for me, I’ll be doing some more groovy tunes for you to listen to, and some more drink recipes cause I mean we all like to get drunk and do some fucked up shit, right? Umm, not sure what else I’ll throw in, but it’ll be good. I am after all the horror master. Or master of horror, or masturbator. In any case, you will be entertained.

I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check back as often as you like. What else do you gotta do? SO until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and ghost busting in da’ hood grease!

FLASH 'EM IF YOU GOT 'EM! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

 Heya Dead End Horror sheep that eat salsa and are hand to hand fighter Roman soldier wannabe's. What's good? Anyway, this post is a bit late. I was gonna post this last night, but I had to sit up and watch my Yankees. Unfortunately for me, the season ended last night. It was a total heartbreaking loss. I'm not on suicide watch anymore, so I figured I'd post a little something. 

So what I'm gonna do today is, post this piece of flash fiction I wrote a month or so back. I know it's not really Halloween oriented, but what the fuck. Like I said, I didn't get around to anything new last night due to the game. But in any case, here's my flash fiction story. Enjoy!

It starts with a tiny little urge.  The urge grows into a small tingling sensation in the pit of my stomach.  That tingling sensation then grows into something larger, something you can’t control.  I feel as if I am having tiny little heart attacks.  My breathing speeds up and everything around me seems to dissolve into a paroxysm of nothingness. Then there’s this...this build up.  It starts small but grows and grows with each passing second.  And just when I think I can’t take anymore, there’s this  release...this bliss. And when it’s over, I want more.

I have to wait.  I have to wait until the night.  She only comes to me during the  night.  She always comes to me at my upstairs bathroom window.  She never enters without asking my permission first As soon as she enters,  I hear this singing, this sweet angelic singing.  It’s almost too much for me  to take in all at once.

After tonight, I’ll be with her forever.  I know what she is and I don’t care.  I know that my soul is going to be damned and that I’ll never enter the pearly gates. Big deal. I’m going to be with her.  It’s all about being with her. I don’t care about my job, I don’t care about the wife and the two kids, I don’t care about the mortgage, I don’t care about anything.  Not anymore.

She’s going to sink her fangs deep into my neck, I’m going to be sick for a little while, but after...after, I’ll be with her.  Be with her forever.  We’ll be together and that’s all that matters.  Before you judge me, think of this...What would you do for a lifetime and more of complete and utter bliss?  What price would you pay? Would you trade your soul too?

Not bad, huh? By the way, flash fiction shit is some of the hardest writing I ever had to do. So don't expect much more of that. Well, I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and see what Sasha has cooking as well. She's always ready for some extra dinner guests. Until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and pumpkin grease!

I AIN'T 'FRAID OF NO GHOST!!! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

BOOO!!! Hey there fellow weirdos. Thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror and checking out my final movie review for haunted house week!! You thought I went old school on you yesterday with a flick from the early 70's?? Today I'll be practically shoving old school down your throats (you know you like it) with a movie from the late 1950's. The movie I'm talking about is, “House on Haunted Hill.”

 Sound familiar? Of course it does because there was another movie of the same title that came out in 1999. But we aren't talking about that one today. And besides, it's a remake of the one I'll be reviewing today. “House on Haunted Hill” was released on February 17, 1959 and was written by Robb White and directed by William Castle. And of course it stars the man, the myth, the legend...Vincent Price.

Oh yeahh! And here's something you might not know...Alfred Hitchcock was said have taken a notice of how well the low budget film “House on Haunted Hill” did at the box office, that he set out to make his own low budget horror film, which became the critically acclaimed hit Psycho (1960). Awesome!

Vincent Price stars in this B horror film as an eccentric millionaire named Frederick Loren . Frederick and his fourth wife Annabelle have invited five people to a haunted house for a "haunted house" party. The rules are that the house will be locked down at midnight and no one can leave. And anyone who makes it through the night alive will be given $10,00. Shortly after the five invited guests arrive, strange things start happening and they are trapped inside with ghosts, murderers and other terrors.

The five guests ( Nora Manning, Lance Schroder, Watson Pritchard, Dr. David Trent, and Ruth Bridges) arrive at the house in funeral cars being lead by a hearse. Vincent is talking while the guests arrive and say that the hearse may be empty now, but by the end of the night, you never know. When the guests enter the house and introduce themselves, the front door slams shut and a chandelier almost crushes one of the guests.

Mr. Loren appears shortly after and explains the rules of the party and gives everyone a .45 caliber pistol for their own protection. Mrs. Loren hints to the guests that her husband is psychotic and this causes the guests to be extremely suspicious of Mr. Loren, especially Nora Manning. Nora becomes paranoid and is convinced that Mr. Loren is trying to kill her when she sees mysterious ghouls throughout the house, including the ghost of Loren's wife Annabelle who had presumably hung herself after being forced to attend the party.

Almost as frightened as Nora is Watson Pritchard, who barely survived a night in that same house not long ago. He bought the house after he spent the night and was found almost dead the following day. He told the guests that while he was at the house before, another woman killed her own sister and his brother and hacked them into pieces and the parts were scattered all over the house. He goes on to tell them that all of the parts were found except the two heads.

He is fully convinced that the house is truly haunted and believes that the ghosts have the power to kill anyone in the house that they wish. After the supposed suicide of Annabelle, everyone is suspicious of everyone else and they all decide to go to their rooms with their pistols and stay there until morning. It is then that Dr. Trent goes into the room where Annabelle's body was laid on a bed. He tells her that it's almost over and they reveal the plan they've had all along to frighten Nora so badly that she would be spooked enough to shoot Mr. Loren. Dr. Trent tells Annabelle when she hears the gunshot to come into the basement.

After being frightened all evening, Nora runs into the basement when the lights suddenly go out. Mr. Loren appears in the basement next to her and Nora is so scared that she shoots him and then runs out of the basement. Dr. Trent comes out of a room in the basement and drags Loren's body to a vat of acid in the floor. The lights go out again and there are sounds of a struggle and the distinct sound of splashing.

The lights come back on and both men disappear. After hearing the gunshot, Annabelle enters the basement to confirm that her husband is dead and her and Dr. Trent's plan worked. All of the doors start slamming shut and a skeleton appears out of the acid, accompanied by Frederick's voice telling her that at last she's got everything he has, but she won't live to enjoy it. The skeleton approaches Annabelle and she recoils in terror and as she does she trips and falls into the vat of acid.

Frederick Loren steps out of the shadows with a contraption he was using to control the skeleton and in absolute triumph he watches Annabelle disintegrate. The other guests rush into the basement to find that Loren is alive. He tells Nora that her gun was loaded with blanks and that.....

If you're curious about the rest, I highly recommend going to Netflix and peeping out “House on Haunted Hill”  the 1959 version that is. I didn't really know what to expect from this movie. Obviously no stellar CGI or special effects, it was 1959 ya know. But I was a little surprised at the fact that some parts actually gave me the chills.

I wasn't scared...no sir...horror movies rarely scare me, but this one did creep me out just a little. Vincent Price is amazing...seriously. Zane turned me on to him and I'm so glad he did. There is just something about him (I mean Vincent Price, not Zane...although...ehh we'll get into that some other time).

I don't know if it's his smooth as silk voice or what, but he is definitely intriguing. The remake that came out in 1999 was very similar to the 1959 version, which surprised me. I thought that remake would totally suck, because most do. But the remake was almost exactly like the one from 59, but it had a bit more blood and death.

Although I will say I probably like the remake better...I know!! I can't help it y'all!! I'm a new school girl and while I appreciate the oldies, I'm all for the new stuff. There's more blood, guts, death...I love it!

Overall I'd give House on Haunted Hill a 4 out o 5. I was really impressed by this movie. The acting was great, especially Vincent Price's, he definitely stole the show. I think my favorite part was when Price was controlling that skeleton, it was super cheesy and not very believable, but it was the 50's, so they were working with what they had. I would recommend this movie to everyone and I would for sure watch it again. While you're here, how about you drop by and see what Zane is up to? And thanks for stopping by Dead End Horror. Check back next week!!

Sasha Slaughter