TOO MUCH FUCKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that rock and bop to the Monster Mash while wearing your significant others underwear! What’s good? So yesterday I posted a few Halloween drink recipes for you to try and I hope you aren’t too hungover. As for me, I’m just hung! Ba-Boom Crash! Anyway, enough about being hung or hungover, let’s get to today’s post, yes?

So continuing with the Halloween party theme, I’m gonna be listing a few sox rockin’ tunes that  should go hand in hand with the drink recipes I gave ya. Because like I said before, if your drinks suck and your tunes suck, then your party will suck. And as the official Halloween party Ambassador, I’m here to prevent that form happening. So, kick back with an adult beverage and let’s rock out with our cocks out! Or boobs. Or whatever body part you wanna rock out with.

This song here is one of my favorite all time Halloween jams. It’s old school but it's a Halloween must! Check this out!

Wasn't that all kinds of fun! Love it! Got HEEEEM! Sasha hates that song so I play it for her just to annoy. But it's a great Halloween Party song.

If you didn't like that, how about this one. Again, it's old school and should only be played around Halloween. So here ya go, listen to this...

Again! The hits just keep on comin'! Wasn't that a cool fuckin' jam? Ok, moving right along, what about this one... 

                                                                                                                                                            Yamma Mamma! Tell me that wasn't cool in the fan! I wanna reach out and grab ya! Ok, let's do a couple more. Before I lose your attention. What about this spooky-cooky song? Give this a listen... 

  ..."Let's do the time warp again!" Gotta love some RHPS! This song is mega fun! And a total must for your Halloween party soundtrack. It's a great movie too. In fact, We may talk about it here in the upcoming weeks.

Wanna do one more song? Me too! Last one! Here's a little Blue Oyster Cult, Don't Fear the Reaper!

                                                                                                                                                              Man, that was fun! Great to rock out with some good tunes, yes? Anyway, hoped this help get you some songs, I may do more as the month goes on. This is just a small sample of some of my favorite Halloween party jams. My ipod is full of them. So be sure and stay tuned. 

I guess that's all the news that's fit to print. Be sure and rock out over to Sasha. She's got some good movie talk going on and I know that you don't wanna miss that. And one more thing, "American Horror Story" comes on tonight so set your DVR's. I'll be talking about it in tomorrow's post. So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and frozen fried food grease!                                                                   

I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED THE GHOSTBUSTERS FOR THIS ONE! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Well hello again creeps!! So nice of you to stop by! Sasha Slaughter here with you for day 2 of my haunted house themed movies. Today I'm gonna go a little old school on your candy asses. I'll be reviewing, “The Legend of Hell House.” It was released in 1973 and runs about 95 minutes. The novel and the screenplay were written by Richard Matheson and it was directed by John Hough.

“The Legend of Hell House” is a British Horror film, but in the original novel the story took place in Maine and the investigative team was made up of Americans. And here is a little info for you, a few scenes from the film were parodied by Scary Movie 2. Those scenes included the part where the main character Cindy is attacked by a cat and when the character named Alex has sex with a ghost. You learn something new everyday! So let's get it! 

When physicist Lionel Barrett is enlisted by the eccentric millionaire Mr. Deutsch to explore the Belasco house and prove that there is life after death, he and his team discover more than just that. Mr. Deutsch asks Barrett to go to the Belasco house where Mr. Deutsch says "It is the one place where life after death has yet to be refuted". He tells Barrett he will give him one week in the Belasco house to prove that there is indeed life after death.

The house was owned by the notorious so called "Roaring Giant" Emeric Belasco, the six-foot-five perverted millionaire (who participated in masochism and necrophilia, among other things) and supposed murderer who disappeared after a massacre in his home. The house is believed to be haunted by many spirits, some being the victims of Belasco's twisted and sick desires.

Accompanying Barrett, are his wife Ann as well as two mediums: a mental medium named Florence Tanner and physical medium, Ben Fischer, who is the sole survivor of an investigation 20 years ago. Barrett, being a rationalist, is skeptical of Tanner's Christian faith and spiritual beliefs, insisting that there is nothing but unfocused electromagnetic energy throughout the house. Barrett brings along a machine that he has developed to rid the house of any paranormal force. 

During a sitting that evening, Florence, being a mental medium, begins to show signs of physical phenomena during her trance. Later that evening after a fight with Barrett about his skepticism about her, Barrett blames Florence when he is attacked by seemingly invisible forces and accuses her of using the houses energy against him. Meanwhile Ben Fischer remains totally aloof to the things happening around him, trying to keep his mind closed to the houses influence, and only being there to collect the generous pay they were offered to go to the house.

While lying in bed, Ann, Barret's wife, starts seeing erotic shadows of a statue on the ceiling. She gets up to get a drink and sees a book about erotic visions. Shortly after she goes downstairs in a trance and takes off her clothes in front of Fishcher and demands sex from him. He strikes her in the face (a guy turning down sex??? what?) and she snaps out of her trance.

She returns to herself, horrified and embarrassed and runs up the stairs. Another incident occurs two days later, although this time she is fully awake but she is drunk. She places Fishcher's hand on her chest and demands that he touch her, and then she realizes her husband is watching from the stairs. Barrett is angry and tells Fishcher that he believes that he no longer has any psychic ability and that Mr. Deutsch is wasting a third of his money on him. Fischer is offended by the accusation and later that night he drops his psychic shields only to be attacked and left writhing on the floor in agony.

Florence is convinced that one of the "surviving personalities" of the house is Belacso's son Daniel and is determined to prove it at all costs. She is led to a room in the basement where she finds a skeleton chained to a wall and believes it to be the body of Daniel Belasco. They bury the body outside and Florence performs a funeral. Despite being buried, Daniel's personality continues to haunt Florence: she is scratched violently by a possessed cat and Barrett, upon seeing the scratches, is convinced that they were self inflicted by Florence.

Later that night, in an attempt to put the supposed soul of Daniel to rest, Florence gives herself to the entity sexually (ghost sex!!!). Shortly after it appears as though Florence has been possessed by Daniel himself and starts acting strangely, although the possession is shortly lived. Fischer tells Barrett that he is taking Florence away from the house because it is going to kill everyone if they don't get out. Barrett tells him he can leave, but Fischer says he will stay because he was the only survivor 20 years ago and he will be the only survivor again.

Barett tells Fischer and Florence about the machine he has constructed to eliminate all paranormal forces. Florence attempts to destroy the machine thinking that it will harm the spirits in the house. She is quickly stopped and knocked out by Barrett. Barrett notes that there wasn't any damage done to the machine and is busy getting it ready when Florence wakes up and makes her way to the chapel, the unholy heart of the Belasco house.

She attempts to warn the spirits about the machine when a crucifix falls on her, crushing and killing her. In her last dying moments, she writes a clue in blood, the true source of the haunting, which she now knows. Meanwhile, Barrett activates the machine and he, Ann, and Fischer leave the house for a few moments while the machine does what he has built it to do. They return a few minutes later and while Fishcher is using his psychic abilities to search the house, he finally exclaims that the house is clear of all spirits.

Shortly after, while Ann and Fishcher are resting, violent psychic activity resumes and Barrett is eventually killed in the chapel. Ann hears strange noises and goes to find her husbands body in the chapel, crushed by a chandelier. Fishcher tells her that he is going to confront the house and she goes with him. In the chapel, a confrontation ensues: thanks to clues from the way that Florence, Barrett, and many others died in the house, Fischer realizes that Belasco is the sole identity that is haunting the house and is masquerading as many others. He taunts Belasco, calling him a "funny little dried up bastard" who fooled everyone about his..........

Well then, what was that dastardly little ghostie fooling everyone about?? If you really wanna know, go watch The Legend of Hell House. So this movie was from 1973 and I'm more a new school person, but I actually really liked this film.

The special effects I thought were pretty decent for being made in the 70's. The acting was pretty good also and I thought the plot was actually really good too. I mean, we've all seen haunted house movies, but this one was probably one of the better ones I've seen.

It kind of took a while to get good and parts of it were really slow, but it was worth the wait. There was a genuine creepiness to it that I really enjoyed. There was some semi-nudity (the girl was naked and it was dark in the room, so there wasn't much to see) and some sexual situations, like when the Christian girl was givin it to the ghostie...isn't that maybe borderline necrophilia...since the ghost is dead?? I don't know!!!

I read somewhere that there were some scenes missing in the Netflix version of the movie, and I'm thinking that may be true. Some of the scenes didn't really make sense and when I read what scenes were missing, only then did they make sense. Regardless if there missing scenes or not (Boo to Netflix if there were!) this was a pretty good movie.

Overall I'd give Legend of Hell House a solid 3.5 out of 5. It took a while to get going, and the music during the movie was awfully annoying. Another good thing about this movie is that it didn't rely on CGI to make it creepy. It just used old fashioned good acting, good lighting, and good writing. I would definitely watch this movie again in the future, probably several more times. 

Now that you know how I feel about “The Legend of Hell House,” how about you go and see how Zane feels about whatever it is he plans on writing about!! And thanks for stopping by!

Sasha Slaughter

I LIKE TO GET DRUNK AND DO SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that rummage through ashtrays looking for cigarette butts! How the hell are ya?  Can you believe that Halloween is just right around the corner? Shit, how time does get by. Especially if you spend it getting wasted. Not that we indulge in that type of behavior here at DEH. Not us. No way.

Speaking of getting wasted, I’ve got some kick-ass Halloween themed mixed drinks you may wanna try at your next soiree. Because let’s face it, if your drinks suck, odds are, so will your party. And we can’t have none of that! So let’s cut the foreplay and start getting wasted, yes?

The first drink I want to tell you about is called a “Ghostbuster.” It’s a very simple drink and it will for sure fuck you up! Here’s how to make it:

1 part Coffee Liqueur
1 part Irish Cream
1 part Vodka


Combine all three equal parts in a glass with ice, stir and drink up! 

If that last drink didn’t melt your butter, why not give this one a try. This drink is called a Flaming Pumpkin Pie. And yes, it does have some kick. What’s not to like about fire and booze?


1 tsp. Cinnamon
1 part Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
1 splash of Goldschlaugger


Pour Kahlua in a glass and top off with Bailey’s. Then pour splash of Goldschlaugger on the top. Light it on fire, and shake the cinnamon on top. Blow it out, swig it down, and POW!     

Are you fucked up yet? No? How about this drink? This one is called Bloody Brew. This one is for all you beer fans out there.

1.5oz of Vodka
4oz of Beer
4oz of Tomato Juice
Dash of Tabasco
Salt and Pepper

Mix all ingredients in a glass, and garnish with a celery spear or a lemon wedge. I go with the lemon wedge, but that’s just me. It’s a simple drink but again, it’s an ass kicker.

All this liquor talk is making me want to get wasted now. It’s too early in the day though. Even for me. Shit, I’m still swilling coffee and sitting in my jam-jams. Anyway, let’s do a couple more. 

Now this little recipe is more like a Halloween punch. Nothing better than some spiked punch, right? Now this really will fuck you up! So please, drink responsibly. This is called Gangreen.

2.5 quarts Vodka
2 quarts 7-UP
4 gal. Kiwi Strawberry (green) Fruit Punch

1 Can Pineapple Juice

All you do is mix all the ingredients in a large plastic tub, stir it up and pour it into a creepy looking Halloween punch bowl. Refrigerate what you can’t get into the bowl. Add some green glow sticks to it as well. It creates a kick-ass little effect.

 Okay, one more for the road. Ever heard of a drink called the Ghost? It’s called that because if you fuck around and drink too much of it, it’ll haunt your ass later. Here’s how to make it.

1oz Jack Daniel’s
2oz Vanilla Rum
Cream Soda

Fill 16oz glass with ice. Add one shot of Jack Daniel’s. 2 shots of Vanilla Rum, and then, just top with Cream Soda. Drink up buttercup!


Ok, I guess that’s all I got for now. I don’t know about you, but I wanna go get fucked up. I think I may be hitting my local liquor store here in just a bit. Anyway, try these out, have some fun and once again, please enjoy these responsibly.

Before you leave, make sure you go by and see Sasha. I’m sure she’s getting her drink on already. And she does love a party! Ok, sheep, until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and vodka grease!

OH NO!! ZOMBIE ZANE'S HAUNTED DINGUS IS IN MY HOUSE! By: SASHA SLAUGHTER

Hey there guys and ghouls! It's October and here at Dead End Horror we'll be bringing you spooktacular things all month long!! Speaking of spooky, this week I'll be reviewing some haunted house themed movies...yay! So lets go explore some things that go bump in the night with my first review of the movie, “Hallettsville.”  *The movie actually takes place in Hallettsville, Texas for those of you who don't know*

The movie was written and directed by Andrew Pozza and it was based on a story by Derek Lee Nixon, who stars in the movie as Tyler Jensen. “Hallettsville” came out in March of ‘09 and also stars a little actor you may have heard of named Gary Busey. In my opinion he's a total creeper and he freaks me out, but whatev. So let's do this!!

The movie begins in 1901 in the town of Hallettsville, Texas. A school house full of kids are slaughtered by their teacher. Fast forward to the present day at a funeral for Hannah Myers, Tyler Jensen's grandmother. He is remembering her as she was when she was alive. While the minister is talking he is having strange flashbacks of her telling Tyler as a child that "it ends with you".

After the ceremony he meets up with his old high school friends and thanks them for showing up to support him. Later that day he is talking to his mom when he finds a folder with a deed to house in it. He asks his mother why they can't keep his grandmothers ranch and she tells him the property taxes would be too high and then she tells him she has bad memories from there as she has a flashback of finding her big brother dying in the grass.

He falls asleep and has a dream about a demon being in his room as a child. He is awakened by his ex girlfriend April coming into his room. She tells him that she wants to talk about their relationship and about taking her back. He tells her no and she leaves. The next day he asks his mom if he can use the ranch for spring break and have his friends come to the house for the weekend. 

 She tells him no at first and then tells him she will think about it. While out at a bar, Tyler begins to think about April and he calls her and says they need to talk. They meet on a bridge and he tells her they'll get back together as long as she never hurts him again and she agrees. That night Tyler calls all of his friends and invites them to his grandmothers ranch for the weekend.

The next day they all meet at Tyler's house and pile into Luke's truck and leave for the weekend. On the way to the ranch they are stopped by the town cop (played by Gary Busey). He asks why they are speeding and tells him that he lives in a quiet town and he expects to keep it that way. They arrive at the house and shortly after some of Tyler's friends begin hearing strange noises and seeing children out of the corner of their eye.

Later that night while they are sitting around a fire, Tyler begins to tell them the story of a school house that was on his grandmothers property. He tells them that all of the school children were murdered by their teacher named Adam. He says that their school teacher was ill and while dying was visited by a strange man whom he told he would do anything to stay alive. Shortly after Adam returned to teaching and began going into convulsions on the floor before murdering all of his students. He then tells his friends that the man was possessed. They didn't believe him and said that his story didn't make sense.

That night while brushing his teeth, Tyler sees a face in the mirror just as the power goes out. Just before the power comes back on, Mark, one of Tyler's friends, is in the kitchen when the demon appears behind him and disappears when the power comes back on. The next day Tyler's friend Jonathan comes to him and tells him that he wants to go home because strange things are happening to him and it's freaking him out.

Tyler agrees to take him home later that day. As Tyler and his friends are leaving for a fishing trip, April tries telling Tyler that she needs to talk to him and it's important. He brushes her off when she finally tells him that she's pregnant. They go into the woods and argue and leave Jonathan in the house by himself. He sees a little girl in the living room in front of him. He takes the keys to the truck and leaves. On his way into town he sees a dog in the middle of the road. He swerves to miss it and wrecks the truck. He hears voices and sees children all around him. He hears screaming and is sitting against the truck when a hand grabs his head and pulls him away.

After finding out that April is pregnant, Tyler insists that they pack their things and leave to talk in private. They reach the house and realize that the truck and Jonathan are missing. Meanwhile, Mark and his friend are in a boat on the water fishing when they feel something rocking the boat.

They get quiet and Mark thinks it's a crocodile. He dives into the water to investigate and comes up a few minutes late with his mouth full of blood and tells his friend to go. She paddles to the shore and runs into the woods where she finds some sort of altar and dead animals hanging from trees. When April and Tyler realize that Jonathan is gone, they go looking for him and they find the wrecked truck and no sign of Jonathan except his bloody cell phone. They eventually find Jonathan a short time later hanging from a tree.

Tyler, April, Candice, and Luke meet up at the house and decide to get weapons and go to the nearest neighbor. While in the shed looking for an axe, Tyler is attacked by ghost children. He calls out for April to help and when she finds him he is thrashing in the air. She helps him up and they go into the house. In the basement looking for weapons, Candice and Luke hear animal like noises and quickly leave the basement.

Candice makes it out but Luke gets pulled back down the stairs. Tyler comes in and tells them to stand back while he checks the basement. He finds Luke all bloody and chopped up. They run out of the house and find the neighbors a half mile down the road and ask for help. The neighbor calls the sheriff and tells him to get there as soon as possible. The sheriff arrives and questions Tyler, April, and Candice about what happened. They tell him about their friend and how someone or something killed them.

While in the basement Candice found some sort of journal and is trying to figure out what it means. The sheriff talks to the neighbors and they tell him that they have seen and heard unnatural things, and that they believe the kids. While looking at the book, Candice tells Tyler that Adam, the man who killed the children, has to make sacrificial offerings to stay alive and he has to kill the first born of every generation of his own blood. Tyler then realizes that he is a direct relative of Adam and that he's coming for him.

The sheriff orders them to show him where the bodies are and if they refuse they will be considered suspects. Candice and April take the sheriff back to the house to find Luke's body in the basement. The sheriff goes into the basement and finds blood but no body. On his way out, he is attacked by the ghost children and escapes. Tyler takes two deputies in the woods to find Jonathan's body. They begin hearing animal like noises behind them. The demon appears and kills both deputies before taking Tyler's body back to an altar in the woods and then...

What will that nasty demon do??? Why don't you check out Hallettsville on Netflix and find out!!! The movie sort of sounded good in the description, but it really wasn't that good. In fact, it was kind of bad!! The dialogue was horrible and the acting was ridiculous. The plot was something I've seen a hundred times and of course no movie would be complete without kids running through the woods all scared and hopeless. BORING!!!

That was kind of a waste of 87 minutes. And Gary Busey did nothing for that movie. He was all weird and crazy and I really wasn't a fan of his drug hazed acting...is he on drugs?? He sure as hell seems like it.

And the montage scenes!! UGHH!! I swear the last idk..fourth of that movie was nothing but one giant montage. It was horrible! And the ending was just silly. I've also seen that about a hundred times. Overall I'd give Hallettsville a 2.5 out of 5.

Sasha Slaughter

Like I said, the plot sucked and just about everything about this movie sucked. Although I will say that the little ghost kids and the demon thing was actually creepy. That was the best part of that movie...well, that and the end were the best part. You know, when the movie is over?? BOOO! Anyway, that's all I have to say about that. So how about you go and check out what Zane's got going on? You know you wanna look!

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE, SMOKE THIS JOINT AND GET IN TROUBLE! By: Zombie Zane

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that tell people you work somewhere and really don’t as you eat every hamburger in sight! What’s good? Whatta weekend here at DEH! We had Sasha Slaughter running around in a drunken state and we had A HUGE comeback win by my New York Football Giants. GO BIG BLUE! And not to mention my Yankees winning game one of the ALDS. Game two, eh, not so much. But we’ll be just fine.

Yeah, yeah, I know, not a sports blog. I hear ya! I guess I better get down to it. So how about we cut the sports talk and the foreplay and let me tell you what DEH is gonna be bringing your way for the week ahead.

As you know, it’s October and than means that Halloween is like knocking on our door. So in lieu of that, I figured we’d kick off the week with some cool Halloween shit. The talented and busty Sasha Slaughter will be reviewing 3 movies that have a haunted house theme to them. Fuck yeah! Can’t have Halloween without haunted houses, right? So you’ll wanna be sure and check her out starting Tuesday.

As for me, your good buddy Zombie Zane, I’m not real sure yet. One thing I’m gonna do is post a few kick ass Halloween party songs. Halloween party’s can suck the sac without good tunes, ya know? Umm, I may throw in some mixed drink recipes as well. Again, ya gotta have some tasty beverages to go along with the good tunes or your party will suck and no one will come. And then you’ll feel like a dick. As far as what else I got, not sure yet, but it’ll be cool. Trust me, I’m a fuckin’ professional.

And one more thing before I get outta here. Sasha and I are holding Dead End Horror’s first annual short story contest. It’s free to enter and if you are lucky enough to win, we’ll put your story up on our blog and give it as much publicity as we can. Plus we’ll even throw in a $30 gift card to the pizza place of your choice! (As long as it’s a national known chain. Pizza Hut, Papa John’s, Domino’s) So you may want to check that out as well. We’ll be taking subscriptions all month long. To find out the particulars, just browse our blog, you’ll find it. Or you can follow us on Facebook. Just search for Natasha Romanus, we plug this contest all the time on there.

Well, I guess that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and nasty-smelly-pug grease!

DEAD END HORROR'S FIRST EVER SHORT STORY CONTEST! FREE TO ENTER!

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that drink cheap beer and fuck even cheaper hookers! We, at Dead End Horror, are proud to announce the first ever HORROR SHORT STORY CONTEST!  

We will be taking submissions from now up until October 31, 2011. It’s free to enter and even better than that, you can win $30 in free pizza! Who doesn’t want to win some free pizza?

Plus, we will feature your story right here at Dead End Horror. We have a pretty good fan base and this contest is a great way to get your work out there for others to read.
And also, you will retain all rights to your story and can request us to take it down at anytime.

Wanna know the rules and stuff?  Here they are:


RULES AND STUFF

Write a short story 1500-2500 words about anything you want as long as it’s in the horror genre. You can write about vampires, werewolves, zombies, monsters, ghosts, whatever you like just as long as it’s horror. No SCI-FI, NO FANTASY!

WE WILL NOT TAKE ANY SUBMISSIONS THAT USE RACIAL SLURS!  NO EXCEPTIONS! If you use racial slurs you’re a douche bag and we want no part of it.

NO KIDDIE PORN SHIT EITHER! If you write about that,  you’re a sick fuck and well...Don’t make me go there.

ORIGINAL WORK ONLY! If you steal other people’s shit and pass it off as your own, you’re a shitty writer anyway and most likely you wear your mom’s underwear. We want no part of you.

SUBMIT YOUR WORK IN RTF FORMAT

EMAIL AS AN ATTACHMENT to deadendhorror@yahoo.com
 In the body of your email include: Word Count, Title, and a 2-3 sentence summary of what your story is about. Oh yeah, make sure you write HORROR in the subject box of the email.

ALSO, PLEASE EDIT YOUR WORK!! Check for spelling, grammar, punctuation, and so on and so forth. WE AREN’T YOUR PERSONAL EDITORS!

I guess that about covers it all. We look forward to reading your work and we wish you the best of luck. If you have any questions, email them to deadendhorror@yahoo.com

GOOD LUCK AND HAVE FUN!!

PUT THAT BITCH ON ICE! BY: ZOMBIE ' CHODE' ZANE

Heya Dead End Horror sheep that hang out at the Booty Lounge and spend your rent and food money on junk food and greasy hamburgers! It’s Thursday and that means it’s that time once again for us to do what we do. So why not kick on back, put ya feet up, grab some greasy junk food and let me tell you about this movie I just got done watching.

Before I get to the post, why not watch the trailer first:

 “Bikini Girls on Ice.” No shit! I know, I know, another lame-ass horror film with half naked chicks getting hacked to bits by a demented killer. But, hey. Aren’t they all? Look, I know that there isn’t a shred of originality to be found in this film, but I was just in the mood for some mindless drivel. Plus I have very low standards so I’m rarely disappointed. But seriously, if you’re in the mood for a good old fashioned slasher flick, you could do a lot worse than this film.

 So here’s a bit of the particulars.  “Bikini Girls on Ice” is a 2009 American horror/slasher film directed by Geoff Klein. It stars Danielle Doetsch, Cindel Chartland, and Suzi Lorraine. Basically it’s full of wanna be porn stars. Anyway, it runs just about 80mins and can be found on Netflix under the horror section in recently added. So if you wanna dull your mind and lose a few I.Q. points, by all means finish reading this and head on over there.

Like I mentioned before, the plot is just like 1000 movies you’ve already seen but I’ll give you the brief rundown anyway. It’s about a group of chicks who find themselves stranded when their bus breaks down in bum fuck Egypt. Anywho, they make it over to this old, abandoned gas station where, (you guessed it) a killer starts killing them off one by one. Told you it’s fuckin’ predictable. But like I said, aren’t most of these kind of movies?

As for me, I didn’t hate it. Although I tried to. I have to admit, it was one of those movies that are so bad, it’s good. I wouldn’t necessarily watch this one again, not would I go out of my way to own it, but it was still worth 80mins of my day.

After careful debate and half a cigarette, I give this movie a 2.75 out of 5. I mean it’s just a bit better than middle of the road. Like I said, there are a shitload of slasher films out there that are complete piles of fuck. Steaming piles of fuck! But this one, not so bad.

Well, that’s all the news that’s fit to print. Sorry this post is so short but I’ve been doing some work for Yahoo and my poor little pea-brain is all but fried. Before I go, be sure and check back tomorrow. Sasha and I have an announcement that may interest you. We’re gonna be holding a short story contest so you may wanna look into how to enter and the rules and whatnot. So stay tuned.

On that note, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and fair-food eating grease! 

Zombie Zane