What it do what it do! Zombie Zane here once again coming to you live and direct from the Seven-Six-One-Oh-Seven. This week Sasha and I are paying tribute to Boris Karloff. That's right, Dead End Horror is rockin' it old school this week. Sasha has a bad-ass article about Mr. Boris Karloff, we got a cool Frankenstein poem submitted by a friend of mine, and as for me, I'm gonna be reviewing the movie, "FRANKENSTEIN." Not the piece of fuck with DeNiro, but the old school-one with...you guessed it, Boris Karloff. So kick on back and check out this weeks edition of DEAD END HORROR.
OK, so this week I viewed the film, "Frankenstein." "Frankenstein" is 1931 pre-code horror film directed by James Whale and adapted from a play by Peggy Webbing which, is based on a novel with the same name by Mary Shelley. Now obviously we are all familiar with the story so I'm not gonna go into the plot. If you aren't familiar with the story, then brother, (or sister) ya got no business here.
Now, I enjoy the old-school era of horror films and this film is one of my faves. It's more than just a monster movie. It has some depth, and you actually feel kinda bad for the monster. At least I did anyway. One of my favorite parts is when the monster (played by Karloff) finds a small child tossing flowers in the pond and accidentally drowns her. Not that I'm sadistic and want to see the death of a child. Don't get me wrong. It's just an important scene in the film. Another one of my favorite scenes is when Igor is fucking around with the monster by teasing him with a lit torch. I know it's mean and all, but Igor's face is priceless. It kinda makes me laugh. Does that sound fucked up?
Another one of my favorite scenes is of course the whole, "...It's ALIVE!! ALIVE!! " Fuckin' classic man! Ya got thunder, lightning, a mad scientist and a hunchbacked helper. What's not to like? Again this film is iconic and if you ever get the chance to watch it, you really should. There's other/newer versions of this movie. Like the one with DeNiro. (Which in my opinion sucked nuts.) And I think that Andy Warhol made a Frankenstein film as well. But really, when it comes to it, stick with the classic.
And think about all the other fuckin movies and TV shows this film has inspired: Bride of Frankenstein, Son of Frankenstein, Ghost of Frankenstein, Young Frankenstein, The Munsters!! See, there's tons. What about these films as well: Hancock, The Hulk, Nightmare Before Christmas, I mean even Friday the 13th! (Not sure the number but it's the one where Jason is brought back by a lightning bolt) So see, this was truly one of the most iconic and groundbreaking films ever.
So in a nutshell, I loved this film I give it a solid 4.25 out of 5. Great acting, great plot, fucking great everything!
Well, that's all I got for ya this week. Check back next time and see what we have on the slab. Until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out!
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Friday, May 6, 2011
FRANKENSTEIN by: Anonymous
This awesome poem was given to me by a great friend. I have their permission to post it however, I forgot to ask them if I could use their name. So I'm publishing this bad boy under anonymous. I just want to make it clear that neither Sasha or I wrote this. (Shit, I couldn't write a poem to save my ass.) So no more talk, here's the poem, "FRANKENSTEIN."
I saw the black,
the white,
the grays
in the stills
and the partial clips,
you throw weight to the world.
And then I recognized...
Frankenstein
incarnate.
It was no horror
to turn away from
holler, shriek or shudder
quite the opposite
let me take a closer look...
interesting!
Frankie-baby!!!
Made up of spare parts
and demanding centers-
of attention.
Bits of limbs from here and there,
mared and divorced from their origins.
Late night grave robbing's bring about
plenty of natural charged electricity.
The monster doesn't want a bride.
They're too demanding,
and frightful in upkeep.
It's the wamth of a human-
being
a truer friend he needs.
One that will take all the puzzle pieces
and keep them safe in a locket,
next to a warm beating heart.
Till it's time-
to show Frank the culmination.
Lay 'em all out
on a table-
connecting the channels,
filling the holes,
and turning the keys,
to the bigger picture.
Honest and unfettered,
without any mad scientist potion
or monster mash.
Save him from burning fire,
and quell the internal combustion
to fully cognizant...
genuinely alive.
All talents realized-
The real true
bona-fide!
I saw the black,
the white,
the grays
in the stills
and the partial clips,
you throw weight to the world.
And then I recognized...
Frankenstein
incarnate.
It was no horror
to turn away from
holler, shriek or shudder
quite the opposite
let me take a closer look...
interesting!
Frankie-baby!!!
Made up of spare parts
and demanding centers-
of attention.
Bits of limbs from here and there,
mared and divorced from their origins.
Late night grave robbing's bring about
plenty of natural charged electricity.
The monster doesn't want a bride.
They're too demanding,
and frightful in upkeep.
It's the wamth of a human-
being
a truer friend he needs.
One that will take all the puzzle pieces
and keep them safe in a locket,
next to a warm beating heart.
Till it's time-
to show Frank the culmination.
Lay 'em all out
on a table-
connecting the channels,
filling the holes,
and turning the keys,
to the bigger picture.
Honest and unfettered,
without any mad scientist potion
or monster mash.
Save him from burning fire,
and quell the internal combustion
to fully cognizant...
genuinely alive.
All talents realized-
The real true
bona-fide!
Boris Karloff Tribute by Sasha Slaughter
This week on Dead End we're celebrating the late, great Boris Karloff. He was born November 23 1887 in London England. His real name was William Henry Pratt. He was the youngest of nine children. He attended Kings College London, where he later dropped out in 1909 and then became a farm laborer. He worked various odd jobs until he got into acting. He began acting in stage shows all over the world, where he then changed his professional name to "Boris Karloff." He joined the Jeanne Russell Co. in 1911 and performed with them. In June of 1912 after helping with the cleanup of Regina Cyclone, he took a job as a railway baggage handler and joined the Harry St. Clair Co.
Once in Hollywood, Karloff appeared in dozens of silent films. Work wasn't always reliable, so he had to take on several different jobs such as digging ditches or driving a cement truck to earn a living. He appeared in many movie series such as The Masked Rider (1919), The Hope Diamond Mystery (1920), and King of the Wild (1930). The film that earned Karloff worldwide recognition was his role in The Criminal Code (1931). But his role as Frankensteins monster in Frankenstein made him a star. Karloff was chosen over his rival, Bela Logusi, to portray the monster in Frakenstein.
Though Karloff and Lugosi often worked side by side, they never had a close mutual friendship, though the actors did star in many productions together such as The Black Cat, The Gift of Gab (1934), The Raven (1935), The Invisible Ray (1936), Black Friday (1940), You'll find out (1940) and The Body Snatcher (1945).
Boris Karloff was also a guest on radio programs as well. He mainly starred in Arch Obolers Chicago based Lights Out productions. Being the great performer that he was, he returned to the Broadway stage in the original production Arsenic and Old Lace in 1941, which also became a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie which Karloff starred in in 1962. He played Captain Hook in Peter Pan and was nominated for a Tony Award for his work in The Lark.
He also hosted and acted in a number of televison series such as Thriller, Out of this World, and The Veil. In the 1960's he appeared in several films for American International Pictures including The Comedy of Terrors, The Raven, and The Terror. He is most remembered for his roles in for his portrayal of Frankensteins monster in Frankenstein (1931), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), and Son of Frankenstein (1939), which also featured Logusi. Karloffs best known non-horror role was as the Grinch in Dr. Suess's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The song "You're a mean one Mr. Grinch" however, was not performed by Karloff but by Thurl Ravenscroft. Karloff later would received a Grammy Award in the spoken word category.
Despite living and working in the United States, Karloff never became a US citizen. And he never formally changed his name to Boris Karloff. He was known to sign offical documents as "William H. Pratt, a.k.a. Boris Karloff" He was married six different times and had one daughter, Sara Karloff, by his fifth wife Dorothy Stine.
Karloff spent his final years in at his cottage in Bramshott. He suffered from arthritis and emphysema, he contracted pneumonia and later died because of it on February 2, 1969 at the age of 82. He was then cremated at the Guildford Crematorium where he has been commemorated by a plaque in the Garden of Rememberance.
Thanks for reading && don't forget to check out my partner Zombie Zane also! You'll be glad you did. As always, check back next week!
Once in Hollywood, Karloff appeared in dozens of silent films. Work wasn't always reliable, so he had to take on several different jobs such as digging ditches or driving a cement truck to earn a living. He appeared in many movie series such as The Masked Rider (1919), The Hope Diamond Mystery (1920), and King of the Wild (1930). The film that earned Karloff worldwide recognition was his role in The Criminal Code (1931). But his role as Frankensteins monster in Frankenstein made him a star. Karloff was chosen over his rival, Bela Logusi, to portray the monster in Frakenstein.
Though Karloff and Lugosi often worked side by side, they never had a close mutual friendship, though the actors did star in many productions together such as The Black Cat, The Gift of Gab (1934), The Raven (1935), The Invisible Ray (1936), Black Friday (1940), You'll find out (1940) and The Body Snatcher (1945).
Boris Karloff was also a guest on radio programs as well. He mainly starred in Arch Obolers Chicago based Lights Out productions. Being the great performer that he was, he returned to the Broadway stage in the original production Arsenic and Old Lace in 1941, which also became a Hallmark Hall of Fame movie which Karloff starred in in 1962. He played Captain Hook in Peter Pan and was nominated for a Tony Award for his work in The Lark.
He also hosted and acted in a number of televison series such as Thriller, Out of this World, and The Veil. In the 1960's he appeared in several films for American International Pictures including The Comedy of Terrors, The Raven, and The Terror. He is most remembered for his roles in for his portrayal of Frankensteins monster in Frankenstein (1931), Bride of Frankenstein (1935), and Son of Frankenstein (1939), which also featured Logusi. Karloffs best known non-horror role was as the Grinch in Dr. Suess's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. The song "You're a mean one Mr. Grinch" however, was not performed by Karloff but by Thurl Ravenscroft. Karloff later would received a Grammy Award in the spoken word category.
Despite living and working in the United States, Karloff never became a US citizen. And he never formally changed his name to Boris Karloff. He was known to sign offical documents as "William H. Pratt, a.k.a. Boris Karloff" He was married six different times and had one daughter, Sara Karloff, by his fifth wife Dorothy Stine.
Karloff spent his final years in at his cottage in Bramshott. He suffered from arthritis and emphysema, he contracted pneumonia and later died because of it on February 2, 1969 at the age of 82. He was then cremated at the Guildford Crematorium where he has been commemorated by a plaque in the Garden of Rememberance.
Thanks for reading && don't forget to check out my partner Zombie Zane also! You'll be glad you did. As always, check back next week!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THIS by: Zombie Zane
Heya-heya-heya!! Zombie Zane her once again from the Seven-Six-One-Oh-Seven. I know this week we're doing demon possession shit, but I wanted to throw this lil nugget out at ya. This really has nothing to do with possession but I'm sure you'll find it amusing. I've complied a list of some of my favorite quotes from some of my favorite horror films. Pretty neat, huh? I thought so too.
"The blood of these whore’s is killing me." said by: Dracula in the film 'Blood for Dracula' (1974)
"I've harmed nobody, just robbed a few graves." said by: Baron Frankenstein in the film, 'The Curse of Frankenstein' (1957)
"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone." said by: Otis B Driftwood in the film, 'The Devils Rejects' (2005)
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" said by: Mirror Ash in the film, 'Evil Dead 2' (1987)
"What an excellent day for an exorcism." C'mon, do I really gotta tell you that one???
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" said by: Peter Venkman in the film, 'Ghostbusters' (1984)
"We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit." said by: Baby Firefly in the film, 'House of 1000 Corpses' (2003)
"Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!" said by: Alan Frog in the film, 'The Lost Boys' (1987)
"They're coming to get you, Barbara." again, ya'll oughtta know this one...if not, look it up. And don't tell me you had to.
"1-2, Freddy's coming for you. 3-4 better lock your door. 5-6 grab your crucifix. 7-8 better stay up late. 9-10 never sleep again." This is another one I don't have to tell ya. And if you don't know this one, get off of here, c'mon.
"They're heeeeeere." Another quote that falls into the you oughtta know category.
"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" said by: Stu in the film, 'Scream' (1996)
"Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet." said by: Diane in the film, "Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! said by: Jack Torrance in the film, 'The Shining (1980)
Well, there you have it. A few of my favorite horror movie quotes. I mean I could go on and on, but due to time restraints and other factors, I'm gonna have to stop here. Plus typing all the quote marks is starting to make my fingers tired. So until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out.
"The blood of these whore’s is killing me." said by: Dracula in the film 'Blood for Dracula' (1974)
"I've harmed nobody, just robbed a few graves." said by: Baron Frankenstein in the film, 'The Curse of Frankenstein' (1957)
"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone." said by: Otis B Driftwood in the film, 'The Devils Rejects' (2005)
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine?" said by: Mirror Ash in the film, 'Evil Dead 2' (1987)
"What an excellent day for an exorcism." C'mon, do I really gotta tell you that one???
"We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!" said by: Peter Venkman in the film, 'Ghostbusters' (1984)
"We like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit." said by: Baby Firefly in the film, 'House of 1000 Corpses' (2003)
"Holy shit! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!" said by: Alan Frog in the film, 'The Lost Boys' (1987)
"They're coming to get you, Barbara." again, ya'll oughtta know this one...if not, look it up. And don't tell me you had to.
"1-2, Freddy's coming for you. 3-4 better lock your door. 5-6 grab your crucifix. 7-8 better stay up late. 9-10 never sleep again." This is another one I don't have to tell ya. And if you don't know this one, get off of here, c'mon.
"They're heeeeeere." Another quote that falls into the you oughtta know category.
"My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!" said by: Stu in the film, 'Scream' (1996)
"Just look at the face: it's vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet." said by: Diane in the film, "Shaun of the Dead (2004)
"Wendy? Darling? Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. Gonna bash 'em right the fuck in! said by: Jack Torrance in the film, 'The Shining (1980)
Well, there you have it. A few of my favorite horror movie quotes. I mean I could go on and on, but due to time restraints and other factors, I'm gonna have to stop here. Plus typing all the quote marks is starting to make my fingers tired. So until next time, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out.
AM I EVIL? YES I FUCKIN' AM! by Zombie Zane
Zombie Zane here once again live and direct from the mutha-fuckin Seven-Six-One-Oh-Seven. Hope all is well in your corner(s) of the world. So this week Sasha and I are talking possession. I love a good possession don't you? Nothing like taking a crucifix and pounding it up my ass. I've been possessed many times over and can't wait until the next time!! I remember this one when...Sorry. I'm getting off point. Anyway, since this week's topic is possession, I figured I would watch and review one of my all time favorite demon movies. Ever seen the movie, "THE EVIL DEAD?" If not, you're a tool and should crawl back under the rock you've been living under. Was that rude? I'm sorry. Well, kinda...So without further ado, let me tell you my take on the film 'THE EVIL DEAD."
'The Evil Dead' is a 1981 American horror film written and directed by Sam Raimi, starring Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, and Betsy Baker. This film was extremely controversial for its graphic violence, terror and gore, and was turned down by almost all U.S. film distributors. A European company finally bought it and it was released in theaters in October of 1981. Despite getting some mixed reviews at the time, this film now has a dedicated cult following. It has also spawned two sequels, 'The Evil Dead 2,' and 'Army of Darkness.' Which, p.s. are both great fuckin' films.
The film was re-submitted for a rating in '94, and the MPAA stuck the NC-17 rating on it. Why? I'm not sure. Elite Entertainment released the film on DVD in '99 and retained the NC-17 rating. Anchor Bay has since acquired the DVD rights to the film and now it's released as an unrated film. Anywho, that was interesting wasn't it. Let's get to the plot.
The film is a story about five Michigan college students vacationing in a secluded cabin in the middle of the woods. Their vacation goes from fun to out right horrible when they stumble upon an old audio tape that when played releases evil spirits. And that's when the shit hits the fan. Ash(Campbell) is forced to battle his friends when they become possessed by the evil spirits. And the only way to kill them is by...are you ready for this? BODY DISMEMBERMENT!! Yes, the plot is simple, the acting is a tad goofy and the film is a bit dated, but all in all, this is still a great mother-humpin' film. In fact, this is one of my favorite horror films of all time and I highly suggest giving it a watch.
Now it's time for the scores:
BODY COUNT: 4 (a low number, but don't worry, this is quality rather than quantity)
NUDITY NUMBER: 1(just a brief boob shot)
SEVERINGS: ( A ton! Not sure on the actual number, but you won't be disappointed.)
SEX SCENES: 0 (No sex, no problem. Still a great film)
OTHER COOL SHIT: creepy mist, scary noises in the woods, a girl getting attacked by roots(she even gets a root right up her box! OUCH!!) demonic possessions, a ton of spewing body fluid, much blood, body dismemberments, and lots and lots of violence!
GORE SCORE- 4 (Solid 4 out of 5. This baby is full of gore and all that good stuuf)
MY SCORE - 4.5 (4.5 out of 5) Near perfect!
Ok, there it is. That's all there is and there aint no more. Be sure and check out Sasha's book review for 'THE EXORCIST.' SO until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out.
'The Evil Dead' is a 1981 American horror film written and directed by Sam Raimi, starring Bruce Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss, and Betsy Baker. This film was extremely controversial for its graphic violence, terror and gore, and was turned down by almost all U.S. film distributors. A European company finally bought it and it was released in theaters in October of 1981. Despite getting some mixed reviews at the time, this film now has a dedicated cult following. It has also spawned two sequels, 'The Evil Dead 2,' and 'Army of Darkness.' Which, p.s. are both great fuckin' films.
The film was re-submitted for a rating in '94, and the MPAA stuck the NC-17 rating on it. Why? I'm not sure. Elite Entertainment released the film on DVD in '99 and retained the NC-17 rating. Anchor Bay has since acquired the DVD rights to the film and now it's released as an unrated film. Anywho, that was interesting wasn't it. Let's get to the plot.
The film is a story about five Michigan college students vacationing in a secluded cabin in the middle of the woods. Their vacation goes from fun to out right horrible when they stumble upon an old audio tape that when played releases evil spirits. And that's when the shit hits the fan. Ash(Campbell) is forced to battle his friends when they become possessed by the evil spirits. And the only way to kill them is by...are you ready for this? BODY DISMEMBERMENT!! Yes, the plot is simple, the acting is a tad goofy and the film is a bit dated, but all in all, this is still a great mother-humpin' film. In fact, this is one of my favorite horror films of all time and I highly suggest giving it a watch.
Now it's time for the scores:
BODY COUNT: 4 (a low number, but don't worry, this is quality rather than quantity)
NUDITY NUMBER: 1(just a brief boob shot)
SEVERINGS: ( A ton! Not sure on the actual number, but you won't be disappointed.)
SEX SCENES: 0 (No sex, no problem. Still a great film)
OTHER COOL SHIT: creepy mist, scary noises in the woods, a girl getting attacked by roots(she even gets a root right up her box! OUCH!!) demonic possessions, a ton of spewing body fluid, much blood, body dismemberments, and lots and lots of violence!
GORE SCORE- 4 (Solid 4 out of 5. This baby is full of gore and all that good stuuf)
MY SCORE - 4.5 (4.5 out of 5) Near perfect!
Ok, there it is. That's all there is and there aint no more. Be sure and check out Sasha's book review for 'THE EXORCIST.' SO until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out.
Possessed by Sasha Slaughter
Possessed
You bless me with your prayers,
you don't know or understand yet,
the powers that I posses.
Try and cast me into hell,
go ahead and try your best.
It is here within this shell,
that I thrive the best,
the power of Christ compels me,
ineed I've caused this mess.
Throw your blessed water on me,
try and set the captive free,
demand that I leave this child,
I challenge you to try and banish me.
I am the creator of evil,
I am the father of sin,
look into my eyes,
see the insanity within.
LET JESUS FUCK YOU! BY: ZOMBIE ZANE & SASHA SLAUGHTER
Chris Macneil and her eleven year old daughter Regan live in a rental house on Prospect street. Chris starts to hear rapping sounds, which seemed to be coming from her daughters room. She dismisses it quickly, thinking it was rats. She would soon find out that it was much more than rodents that were invading her home, and also her daughter.
Regan’s behavior starts to change. She throws tantrums, wont eat or sleep, and she’s very hyper and constantly moving. So Chris calls her doctor in LA for a list of psychiatrist for Regan. They run many tests including blood tests, and EEG, X rays and several different prescription drugs that have little or not effect on Regan’s behavior. She is seen by several different doctors and was diagnosed with several different disorders from epilepsy to split personality disorder.
The person that Regan claims is inside of her, begins to show itself.. When asked it's name, it refers to itself as Nowonmai. Soon after that, Regan is restrained to her bed for fear of her hurting others. As time goes on, the thing inside of Regan becomes increasingly violent as it takes over Regan’s body.
I'm not going to give away any of the good stuff, like the part where Regan takes her moms head and pushes it into her...ahhh got ya! But I will say that I was honestly grossed out at some of the things that the demon makes her do. Anyway, back to it.
Father Karras studies multiple books and articles, comparing Regan’s symptoms with other disorders, trying to see if there is a connection, and he finds nothing. He is finally convinced that Regan is possessed and goes to the president of Georgetown University and asks for permission to seek an exorcism and it was granted.
Father Karras is set to assist with the exorcism, but the Exorcist is Father Lankester Merrin, as he has more experience performing exorcisms. Father Merrin arrives to perform the exorcism, along with the help of Father Karras. It's a grueling and trying process with a lot of twists and unexpected turns. But the end is a good one.
I'm not going to give away any of the details of the exorcism, because it's definitely something that you should read on your own. And if it's something you've already read, don't be shy, send us a comment and tell us your opinion. And also be sure to check out Zombie Zane’s articles for this weeks Possession Obsession. Check back next time for new shiz...stay tuned!
So until then, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out. Peace peace and green pea soup grease!
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