Oh snap!! It's Sasha Slaughter again for the final time this week to bring you a little Masters of Horror episode 4 review. Ok, so it doesn't have anything to do with classic horror, but if you tools paid any attention, you'd notice that the MOH series has been a recurring theme the past few weeks...duh! Ok, so shut up && enjoy!
MOH episode 4 is titled Jenifer (I spelled it right...1 N my friends) is directed by Dario Argento and came out in 2006. Detective Frank Spivey comes across a man trying to murder a young girl. Frank saves her but quickly realizes that the girl is horribly disfigured. He looks past her disfiguration when she starts to seduce him, even though some fucked up shit starts happening. But when things start to go to far for Detective Spivey, and theres only one thing left to do...
The story begins with Detective Spivey and his partner sitting in their squad car eating Chinese when Spivey decides to get out and take a look around. He hears someone scream and turns to find a man dragging a young girl away. He sees the man take out a knife and hold it in the air, getting ready to stab the girl. Spivey tells the man to put the knife down but the man tells him it's too late. Before the man can stab her, Spivey shoots him and with his last dying breath the man says "Jenifer".
He unties her and notices that she is horribly disfigured ( && I mean that...chick has a MAJOR butter face). And while untying her he gets a cut on his hand from her fingernail ( And he is obsessed with the cut throughout the entire show thinger..it's gross.) Anyway back at home his wifey decides to try and seduce him, and he ends up turning her on her stomach and just takin it!! And while he was doing that he was having flashbacks of shooting the guy and Jenifer bent over a barrel. (Guess which flashback turned him on ehh?). He talks to the psychologist and asks about Jenifer and how she is doing. He finds out that Jenifer is an orphan and is possibly mentally challenged. The psychologist tells him that Jenifer that is in a mental institution and he decides to go visit her.
He is taken into the shower room where Jenifer is (Total boob shot) and she sees him and runs to him. He decides that she can't stay there so he takes her back to his house. His family sees her the following morning and of course, they freak out. His wife tells him that he has to take her somewhere else and just before she leaves the room, Jenifer grabs his wife and tries to kiss her (or maybe bite her...idk!!) He takes her away from the house and drives around, trying to figure out where he can take her. While trying to figure something out he stops the car and is trying to decide what to do when Jenifer starts getting a little frisky. He tries to start the car but she grabs his hand and then pulls her dress down and puts his hand on her boobs. She then starts kissing and undoes his pants and rides him like a pony (ooh sorry, was that crude?? ehh.)
After that little tryst Frank brings her back home to his house and claims that no one would take her and he wants her to stay there until he can find a place. They hear a crashing sound and go into the bathroom to find Jenifer eating their cat and playing with its intestines...EWWW! Franks wife freaks out and ( Of course, wouldn't you spaz if you found some butter face chick munching on your cat too?) calls a cab and leaves. Later that night while Frank is sleeping, Jenifer comes into his room and does Frank, yet again.
The following day while Frank is gone, Jenifer sees the little girl from the neighbor hood outside playing in a pool and when Frank comes home he finds Jenifer in the basement eating the little girl. He grabs Jenifer and chokes her a little before letting go and collapsing on the floor crying. The next day he is at the side show where he propositions the owner and asks him if he'll take Jenifer. He gives the owner a set of keys to his house so he can go in and take Jenifer while Frank leaves town for a few days. Frank goes home to see if she had been taken away yet. He doesn't see any sign of her and believes she is gone, that is until he opens the refrigerator door and finds the owner of the freak shows body in it, all chopped into pieces. He buries the body in his backyard and gets Jenifer and they get into his car and leave.
He takes them into the woods to a secluded cabin so no one can find them. Frank gets wasted and tells Jenifer that there is a little town a few miles away from the cabin and that hes going to try to find a job and asks her to stay in the cabin while hes gone. The following day Frank goes into town and sees a help wanted sign in the window of a store. Rose, the owner of the stores gives him the job and asks if he can start that day. While Frank is helping Rose with inventory, Jenifer is hiding behind a building watching them. Later that night while Roses son is at a party, he stumbles across Jenifer in the woods. She runs away from him and he follows her. Frank arrives home but can't find Jenifer. He goes to the basement of the cabin and finds Jenifer eating Jack, Roses son.
Frank ties Jenifer's hands together and grabs and ax and leads Jenifer into the woods. He ties Jenifer to a tree and just as he's ready to chop her head off, a hunter in the woods tells him to stop. Before Frank has a chance to explain the hunter shoots him in the chest. He unties Jenifer and tells her it's going to be ok. And with his last dying breath, Frank mutters "Jenifer".
WOW!! I actually liked this episode of MOH. The few that I've seen have kinda been snooze fests, but this one was good. I think overall I'd give it a solid 3 out of 5. It's got everything you need in a horror movie all crammed into about 58 minutes. You've got blood and guts, murder, sex, and 2 out of the 3 B's (That is boobs, butt, and box of course!). I think so far this is definitley my favorite MOH episode. And since you're here, don't forget to check out Zanes review of The Corpse Vanishes, starring Bela Lugosi. And yeah, you know what I'm about to say, check back next week for all new stuff, here at Dead End Horror.
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