ZOMBIE ZANE'S BIG HEADED MONSTER AND THE HAUNTED PUSSY

HEY NOW! Zombie Zane coming to ya live and direct from the seven six one oh seven. Another week, another horror topic. For this week here at DEAD END HORROR, the talented and busty Miss Sasha Slaughter and I are gonna be talking the best of the worst in the world of horror. What I mean by that is simple. Ever seen one of those shitty B-movie type deals that was just so shitty that it was good? Sure you have. We all have. A couple that come to mind are, "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS," "HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP" also fits the bill. Umm, you can also throw in any of the "RE-ANIMATORS" or even "EVIL DEAD" for that matter. Okay, so you get the idea, yes? So there’s our subject for the week.

Now then, seeing how we’re doing the best of the worst, I thought it would be a GREAT idea to give you guys a list of some best/worst horror movie titles ever. And let me tell ya, some of these are just down right funny as shit! I had a ball going through and compiling my list. So how about we cut the foreplay and get to
the good stuff, yes. I now proudly give you...

ZOMBIE ZANE’S BEST OF THE WORST HORROR MOVIE TITLES
　
10. THE HAUNTED PUSSY (1976) Better than the smelly pussy I guess.

9. HORROR HOTLINE...BIG HEAD MONSTER (2001) Call 1-900-Zombie Zane...

8. ZOOM UP: RAPE SITE (1979) Uh could I get some fries with my victim please?

7. THE COMA-BRUTAL DUEL (1999) Ok, what the fuck does that mean?

6. BLIND BEAST VS. DWARF (2001) I got my money on the knee sniffer. It could be on PPV!

5. LOVE WANGA(1936) No wanga for me! I’d rather have ‘The Haunted Pussy.’ Or even the smelly one for that matter. Was that too gross??

4. THE BEAST THAT MOLESTED WOMEN (1965) Ahh. A film about my uncle! How sweet.

3. THE GHOST OF THE POT COMES TO LIFE (1956) A ghost that’s 420 friendly! Puff-puff-give Casper. Puff-puff-give!

2. THE ENEMA KILLER (1977) Death by ass-water!! I can think of many unpleasant ways to go, but this may top the list...

1. THE UNTOLD STORY: HUMAN MEAT ROAST PORK BUNS (1993) After viewing this film, you awake with a bloody asshole and a 5$ bill taped to your forehead. OUCH!!

Well, there ya go. The best/worst horror movie titles ever. Hope you guys had as much fun reading these as I did. Pretty funny huh? And by the way, be sure and check out Sasha’s stuff. She’s reviewing the film ‘NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD’ and she’s also reviewing episode two in the Masters of Horror series so ya wanna fo’ sho’ peep it out. So, until next time, take care, stay a-scared and I am out.