Monday, December 12, 2011

IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE SYPHILIS BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror fans that stay up all night searching for the nastiest shit you can think of online. What’s good? MAN, whatta a fucking weekend here, at DEH. The lovely Sasha Slaughter had her home overtaken by strange, mushroom like people. And me, Zombie Zane, watched my New York Football Giants defeat the Dallas Cowbitches. Tony Romo, what a twat waffle. So needless to say, I’m in a pretty good mood today.

So, I guess this is where I tell you what we got coming out this week. But before I do that, let me give you a little heads up about what’s gonna go down with us over the Christmas break. (If the word Christmas offends you, go fuck yourself. I hope that was offensive to you as well. Fuckin’ people who get all bent out of shape when they hear or see the word, CHRISTMAS. What dumb-fucks those kinda people are.) 
 
Sorry, ranting! I’m in a good mood. Not sure where that came from. Anyway, our schedule over the CHRISTMAS break is gonna go like this. We’ll post shit like normal this week. Monday-Friday. Next week, we’re gonna post on Monday only and that will be it until sometime after January 1st.  I know, I know, it’s totally sad and you are all bumming. But hey, Sasha and I do get into the CHRISTMAS spirit too. So there ya go. This week, all new shit, next week, Monday post and then we shut it down for a couple weeks.

But let’s focus on this week for now. I think Sasha is gonna be reviewing a few Christmas horror movies, “Childs Play” and something she found form like the 1950's. I’m pretty geeked about that. So be sure and check back this week. Like everyday. Multiple times if you please. 
As far as me, I’m gonna give you 5 more holiday horror movies you can watch for a more alternative holiday. I’m also gonna review something, not sure what yet but you can bet your fucking ass’ that’s it’s gonna be damn good. After all, I am a professional.

So, there ya have it. A look at the week ahead here at DEH. So be sure and visit us as often as you like. The more the better. You may just catch Sasha doing something freaky-deaky with the fat man in the red suit. So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Rudolph grease!

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