DRUNK ZOMBIES AND HORNY WEREWOLVES BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror goats that hang with people you hate to make yourselves feel cooler. So, how’s that shit workin’ out for ya? Douche bags. Anyway, what a weekend here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) Needless to say, I’m a little worse for wear. This weekend the booze was flowin’, the nudity was plenty, (thanks in part to the very drunk and half nekkid Sasha Slaughter) and my poor New York Football Giants suffered a very heart breaking loss in the Bay Area. So pardon me if I am not in the best of moods. On a positive note, I continue to kick serious ass in fantasy football. I won by huge margins in both my leagues. But again, not here to discuss sports. Let’s get to today’s post, yes?

So this week at DEH, Sasha and I are gonna just do a bit of whatever. Oh don’t worry, it’ll be good. When is it ever not? I mean HULLO! We are the horror blog with the most swagger. Often imitated but never, EVER duplicated. Believe that shit!

I’m thinking that I may just do like three movies. I still have some shit on my DVR that I wanna watch. It’s some old-school Vincent Price shit too. Like, ‘The Tingler’ or I got ‘House of Wax’ or maybe I may do another installment of “Horror’s Hottest Boobs.” That seemed to go over pretty well. Maybe Sasha will contribute this time...Oh well, one can hope. But whatever I do, it’ll be sure to melt your butter.

As far as Sasha, not sure what she’s got on the slab. She may wanna do some ‘Fear Itself’ or she may wanna do some ‘Masters of Horror.’ Hell, she may wanna do both. Or she may wanna do none of the above and do all movies. Hard to know with that one. For all I know she may be planning another one of her well oiled midget and Ouija board parties. Those are quite fun! But in any case, you’ll just have to check back this week to see what’s what.  

Well sheep, I guess that’s all I got for you today. Be sure and check back this week to see what’s good. So until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and I will always conquer the haters grease! Fuck you, you fake ass freak shows. You know who you are.