Hello Dead End Horror fans that like to bake gingerdead cookies and hang mistletoe from your crotches. What’s good? Well, sadly, this is gonna be our last post until January 2nd. Sasha and I are shutting it down for the holidays. Not that we don’t want you to come and visit, by all means stop on by and read some of our old shit. We’d love it.
Anyway, hope everyone out there has their shopping done and whatnot. Me, eh, I’ll get it done one way or another. And by the way, please feel free to send us some shit too. Sasha and I do enjoy/appreciate presents. You can contact us @ deadendhorror.hushmail.me. So please feel free to bestow upon us plenty of goodies.
Well, I don’t really have anything horror for yous today. Hope everyone enjoyed some of the Christmas horror shit we did put out there. Those songs were funny, yes? And we did talk about some pretty good movies as well. So if you want, go back and check out those posts if you haven’t done so already.
Before I get outta here, I just wanna wish everyone a very Happy Holidays and a very Merry Christmas. Y’all be safe out there okay. I know with all the parties and shit some of yous enjoy a bit of drink. Just be cool and call a cab or something if you are too totaled to drive. Don’t fuck about, okay.
So I guess that’s about it. So until next year, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter wishing everyone a very Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas. C-ya next year!
Hello Dead End Horror fans that aspire to be underwear models and antichrist’s. What’s good? Okay, so this post is gonna be a little bit different. There’s a fuckin’ surprise, huh? Anyway, I was gonna do a movie review, but decided against it at the last moment. Why? Let me explain before you piss and moan.
One more thing, this post really has not jack shit to do with anything horror. I know, I know, you’re askin’ what the fuck are you doin’ Zombie Zane? Well allow me to retort. Now I know that you have come to expect horror and gross shit. But not to worry, I got the gross shit covered.
With the holiday season approaching, as you know, we, at DEH have been doing Christmas themed horror movies. Kinda giving you an alternative to the hum-drum old-school Christmas movies. So I thought that it would be a good idea to share with you some nasty versions of Christmas music. So, if you hold these songs sacred, then this is where you should fuck off outta here.
Now for me, I find these songs funny as shit. But then again, I have a really morbid sense of humor. So without further ado, here are some nasty as hell Christmas songs that you can sing around the piano while sipping some egg nog. Enjoy!
HAH! That was awesome! Ok, let's try this one...
Well, that was just aces! I love it! See, see how much fun an alternative Christmas can be! Let's do another one, yes?
YIKES! Have you laughed yet? I hope so. Told ya I had the gross and raunchy shit covered. Are you offended? I hope so! Here's another carol!
I LOVE IT! The first part was my favorite. I made Sasha listen to all these last night. Especially this next one. Check it out....
LOVE ME SOME FARTS! Farts are still funny! Ok, Last one and then I gotta go. Places to see and people to do, but let's enjoy this one before we say good-bye....
LOL! Wasn't this fun? I do love some Christmas music. Anyway, that's all I got for today. Be sure and go and visit Sasha. She's most likely roasting Chet's nuts on an open fire. If it ain't Chet, I'm sure it's Brad...or Steve...or...who knows. But I'm sure she's roasting something.
So until tomorrow, take care, stay a-scared and I am out! Peace peace and between the sheets grease!
