Heya Dead End Horror fans that wish people Merry Christmas and give them the finger when their backs are turned. What’s good, slimes? Anyway, just another Wednesday here at DEH so that means it’s time for me to hang out with you for a bit. Aren’t you just fucking elated? I know I am.
So, what shall we talk about for today’s post...thinking...thinking...still thinking...having a drink and thinking...scratching my nuts and having a drink and thinking...I GOT IT! How about I tell you about a good holiday horror movie? I mean, the traditional Christmas movies aren’t for everyone, ya know. So, let’s cut out this foreplay and let me tell you about one of my all time favorite holiday horror movies. I’m talking about, “Gremlins.”
I know, I know, it ain’t exactly horror. And it ain’t the normal bloody and nudity filled shit that we offer here, but fuck it. It’s my blog. But whatever. No, for real, “Gremlins” is a great movie to watch over the holidays. I mean it does take place over Christmas after all.
So, as you may know (or not know) “Gremlins” is a 1984 American horror/comedy film. Duh. Anyway, it was directed by Joe Dante (remember him from Masters of Horror) and it was also produced by Steven Spielberg. It was released in June of ‘84 and it runs just about 100 minutes. Not on Netflix instant watch, but you can do the whole DVD thing if you are so inclined.
One more nugget, this film, along with, ‘Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom,’ was one of the reasons that the MPAA decided to create the whole PG-13 thing. “Gremlins” was given a PG rating, but some people thought that some of the content was too harsh and the film needed an R. R...what the fuck ever. I mean really.
I’m sure if you’re still reading this you already know the plot. If you don’t know the plot, omigod hang yourself at once because you are a fucking loser. YIKES! Did I just type that? That was a tad harsh. Sorry. I take it back. But if you wanna know the plot, just go watch it. You’ll love it.
As far as what I think about this film, I love it! Love it! SO many memorable scenes and quotes from this thing. Like I may can quote this film verbatim. One of my favorite scenes is the Deagle scene. Here, take a look...
AWESOME! Like I could carry on and on about my favorite scenes but I won’t. But check out this one...
One more and I’ll stop. Remember when they’re all drunk at the bar and that one gremlin is dressed in the trench coat? Then he totally flashes Phoebe Cates. Hijinks abound!
Anyway, I’ll stop there. But for real, if you haven’t seen this movie, go. Go and watch it. In fact, that’s exactly what I’m gonna do. I haven’t seen it yet this year and tonight is a great night for it. Before you go, bop on over and see what Sasha’s doing. She may be rocking out in her Christmas themed GP’s and drinking egg nog.
Until we meet again take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and microwaved gremlin grease! C-ya on the flip side motherfucker.
Hello Dead End Horror fans that run around aimlessly in a driving rain storm while singing Christmas tunes. What’s good? Ugh! Another looooong weekend here at DEH.(Dead End Horror) Sasha and I got mad wasted with a one-legged werewolf and my New York Football Giants got reamed in the ass for a fourth straight week. BUTT FUCK! Whatever.
Anyway, we got some good shit for ya this week. Sasha will be talking about the movie, “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” I love that movie! ‘...Something’s up with Jack, something’s up with Jack...’ LOVE IT! One of my favorite holiday movies.
Speaking of the holidays, is it me or are most of the Christmas commercials this year really, really gay? I mean, Jesus H! What happened to the good ones? Like the Coca-Cola polar bears? Or the Budweiser horses? I mean this shit they’re rolling out now sucks my ball-sac. Fucking Lexus commercials, (ya know, the ones that show the new car with the big bow) Fuck off. So lame.
And what about the Best Buy commercial? Ya know the ones with the ‘Game on, Santa’ slogan. Why buy all that shit if Santa’s gonna come anyway. Let the big guy do it. Stupid, smug bitches. If I were Santa and some bitch acted that way toward me, I’d take her shit back and then I’d slap the bitch. Talking about, ‘Oh, these are full. No room for you. Maybe you can fill his.’ She says as she points to the dog with the small stocking in his mouth. You’ve seen that one, right? Stupid cunt.
Wow, I went off on a rant. Sorry. Still in a pissy mood due to my Giants losing today. Let’s get back to what’s on tap for the week here. Like I said, Sasha will be talking about ‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ and she’ll also be throwing in some random shit as well.
Me, I’m gonna talk about the movie, “Gremlins.” One more of my favorite holiday horror films. Although it’s not really horror, but whatever. It makes the list anyway. I may also throw down a top ten list or something. And then again, I may just get lazy and hit the archives and re publish some more of our old shit. Who knows. But as you can guess, it’s gonna be good. I mean, isn’t it always?
Ok, sheep. I’m out for now. Be sure and check back throughout week. We need all the hits we can get. So until then, take care, stay a-scared and I am out. Peace peace and left over hair gel grease.
