HAPPY FRIDAY 13th EVERYBODY!! Hello Dead End Horror fans that want to hit our donate button and hook us up with some $$$! Ya know ya want to...Anyway, it’s Friday the 13th! Spooky day! So I was gonna cap the week off with some memorable quotes from some Stephen King adaptations. In case you didn’t know this week has been all about SK.
But, in lieu of it being Friday 13th I thought I’d save the quotes for another time. Lookit, we barely covered King so I’m sure we’ll be doing another tribute in the future. So, for today’s shit, I thought I’d share with you some freaky-ass information on this eerie little date. So, let’s cut out the foreplay and let me tell you some freaky-deaky shit....
But, in lieu of it being Friday 13th I thought I’d save the quotes for another time. Lookit, we barely covered King so I’m sure we’ll be doing another tribute in the future. So, for today’s shit, I thought I’d share with you some freaky-ass information on this eerie little date. So, let’s cut out the foreplay and let me tell you some freaky-deaky shit....
This year, there will be a total of 3 Friday 13th’s. The next two come in April and July.
If you were born on a Friday 13th, you’re entire life will be nothing but bad luck.
Don’t cut your hair on Friday 13th either. It just may result in death for a family member. Or cut if you have someone that you wouldn’t mind getting rid of. Sorry. That was mean,. Fuck it. Let’s keep going.
Also, don’t change your sheets! If you do, you could have nightmares tonight! And maybe wake up with a NB! (Inside joke between Sasha and I.)
If you were born on a Friday 13th, you’re entire life will be nothing but bad luck.
Don’t cut your hair on Friday 13th either. It just may result in death for a family member. Or cut if you have someone that you wouldn’t mind getting rid of. Sorry. That was mean,. Fuck it. Let’s keep going.
Also, don’t change your sheets! If you do, you could have nightmares tonight! And maybe wake up with a NB! (Inside joke between Sasha and I.)
Also, avoid funeral processions. If you pass one, you may just bite the dust the next day.
Wanna get offed by a witch? Yes? Then all you have to do is don’t turn your calender over and leave it on Friday 13th. Legend has it, a witch will come and kill you the next day.
Need to cut your nails? Not on this day you don’t. Wait until tomorrow to do that. It’s bad luck to cut nails on this day. Don’t DO IT!
Wanna get offed by a witch? Yes? Then all you have to do is don’t turn your calender over and leave it on Friday 13th. Legend has it, a witch will come and kill you the next day.
Need to cut your nails? Not on this day you don’t. Wait until tomorrow to do that. It’s bad luck to cut nails on this day. Don’t DO IT!
Friday 13th is also a bad day for new beginnings. Don’t start anything new, no new relationships, no new businesses, fucking nothing new.
Are you planning a road trip? I’d wait until tomorrow to depart if I were you. Bad shit and misfortune are in the offing if you decide to embark on a journey today.
And last but not least, the fear of Friday 13th is known as friggatriskaidekaphobia. No shit!
Are you planning a road trip? I’d wait until tomorrow to depart if I were you. Bad shit and misfortune are in the offing if you decide to embark on a journey today.
And last but not least, the fear of Friday 13th is known as friggatriskaidekaphobia. No shit!
Well, there ya go. Some fun little tidbits for you to think on. As far as me and Sasha, we welcome the 13th. Why? Because we are the King and Queen of all things eerie and dark. We come alive in the nighttime!
So, on that note, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! We’ll be back Monday with new shit for ya. See ya on the flip side.
So, on that note, take care, stay a-scared, and I am out! We’ll be back Monday with new shit for ya. See ya on the flip side.
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