PASS THE STUFFING YOU BITCH BY: ZOMBIE ZANE

Hello Dead End Horror sheep that milk it in the middle of the night while thinking about Tom Turkey giving birth to something resembling your aunties stuffing on your significant other’s tummy-tum. What’s good?

What a shitty fucking weekend for your good buddy Zombie Zane. My New York Football Giants got a kick to the crotch by those fuck-nasty Philadelphia Eagles. I hate the fucking Eagles! SO if any Eagle fan is reading this, I hate your fucking ass as well. You guys suck and are still no fucking ‘Dream Team.’ With your fat ass sausage eating coach. What a tub of shit! I’m just kidding. I love one and all who stop here at DEH. (Dead End Horror) 

Wow! I just freaked out! My bad. I forget that this is not a sports blog from time to time. Anyway, enough sports, let’s get to what we got going on for ya this week. Anyway, as you know, this is Thanksgiving week. And as you may have figured, Sasha and I do actually have family and we are in fact gonna spend some time with them. So, we will not be posting anything new this week after Tuesday. I know, I know, you’re totally bumming. But you can always visit and check out our old shit. We’d love to have ya.

So, on that note, Tuesday’s post will be a Thanksgiving themed horror movie that Sasha watched. I think you’ll like it. Ever seen the movie, “Thankskilling?” No? Well, shit the bed! You should come on over on Tuesday and give it a read. Then, maybe hit Netflix and give it a watch. Why not? 

Well, I guess that’s all I got for ya today. In fact, that’s all I got for ya this week. We’ll be back Monday, November 28th. Until then, have a very happy and safe Thanksgiving holiday. And one more thing before you go, if you’re gonna drink, please, please use a taxi or have a designated driver. Don’t fuck around, okay. We want all of you sheep back with us safe and sound.

Until next time, take care, stay a scared, and I am out! Peace peace and Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing grease!