Heya, Dead End Horror fans and noted crotch watchers. What’s kickin? Well, I actually have some new shit for your viewing pleasure today. Well don’t just stand there looking stunned and poorly. Continue reading.
As I mentioned in Monday’s post I’ve been working on a bracket style thing that will show you the best horror movie of all time. If you are unfamiliar with a bracket then I don’t know what to tell you other than keep reading.
Anywho, what I’ve done is taken 16 of the best horror movies and divided them up into four regions. Each one of those four regions has four horror films seeded one through four. You follow? Okay. Each movie will face off against another movie bracket style until only two movies remain. Hence the two horror movies that remain will duke it out to see which one is the best horror film of all time. You dig?
As I mentioned in Monday’s post I’ve been working on a bracket style thing that will show you the best horror movie of all time. If you are unfamiliar with a bracket then I don’t know what to tell you other than keep reading.
Anywho, what I’ve done is taken 16 of the best horror movies and divided them up into four regions. Each one of those four regions has four horror films seeded one through four. You follow? Okay. Each movie will face off against another movie bracket style until only two movies remain. Hence the two horror movies that remain will duke it out to see which one is the best horror film of all time. You dig?
Still not getting it? That’s okay. Just keep reading and you will. This post I’m gonna be doing round one. My next post will be round two and so on and so on. So, sit down lay down or squat down and let’s get to it.
THE BEST HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME: BRACKET STYLE- ROUND ONE
South Region
1. Hostel
2. Scream
3. Pet Sematary
4. Nosferatu
Round 1
1. Hostel vs. 4. Nosferatu: This was not as close as you might’ve thought. I love Nosferatu but Hostel was just the better film in this match-up. Hostel wins in a bloodbath.
2. Scream vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Close. So fucking close. I’m giving the victory to Pet Sematary here but not by much. Pet Sematary moves on to the second round.
THE BEST HORROR MOVIE OF ALL TIME: BRACKET STYLE- ROUND ONE
South Region
1. Hostel
2. Scream
3. Pet Sematary
4. Nosferatu
Round 1
1. Hostel vs. 4. Nosferatu: This was not as close as you might’ve thought. I love Nosferatu but Hostel was just the better film in this match-up. Hostel wins in a bloodbath.
2. Scream vs. 3. Pet Sematary: Close. So fucking close. I’m giving the victory to Pet Sematary here but not by much. Pet Sematary moves on to the second round.
North Region
1. Child’s Play
2. Salem’s Lot
3. Poltergeist
4. The Blair Witch Project
Round 1
1. Child’s Play vs. 4. The Blair Witch Project: Hella good match-up! I’ve seen both, I love both but Blair Witch wins this match-up in a close one.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 3. Poltergeist: Holy fuck! How to pick this one? This was another close battle but Salem’s Lot gets the ‘W’ here and moves on.
1. Child’s Play
2. Salem’s Lot
3. Poltergeist
4. The Blair Witch Project
Round 1
1. Child’s Play vs. 4. The Blair Witch Project: Hella good match-up! I’ve seen both, I love both but Blair Witch wins this match-up in a close one.
2. Salem’s Lot vs. 3. Poltergeist: Holy fuck! How to pick this one? This was another close battle but Salem’s Lot gets the ‘W’ here and moves on.
West Region
1. Let the Right One In
2. Psycho (1960)
3. Alien
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Round 1
1. Let the Right One In vs. 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: LTROI wins this in a slaughter. I dig some TCM but let’s face it, Let the Right One In is far superior.
2. Psycho vs. 3. Alien: Two iconic horror films. What to do? I’m going Alien here even though Psycho is the granddaddy of all slasher films. Alien moves on.
1. Let the Right One In
2. Psycho (1960)
3. Alien
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Round 1
1. Let the Right One In vs. 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: LTROI wins this in a slaughter. I dig some TCM but let’s face it, Let the Right One In is far superior.
2. Psycho vs. 3. Alien: Two iconic horror films. What to do? I’m going Alien here even though Psycho is the granddaddy of all slasher films. Alien moves on.
East Region
1. The Exorcist
2. An American Werewolf in London
3. Saw
4. Open Water
Round 1
1. The Exorcist vs. Open Water: Man, these are two totally different movies and both are scary as fuck. For different reasons of course. But The Exorcist wins this one. But closer than you would think.
2. An American Werewolf in London vs. 3. Saw: Hmmm. Interesting. I’m going with American Werewolf in London on this one. Mostly because Saw has too many fucking sequels and I’m a fan of Landis. Werewolf in London moves forward.
1. The Exorcist
2. An American Werewolf in London
3. Saw
4. Open Water
Round 1
1. The Exorcist vs. Open Water: Man, these are two totally different movies and both are scary as fuck. For different reasons of course. But The Exorcist wins this one. But closer than you would think.
2. An American Werewolf in London vs. 3. Saw: Hmmm. Interesting. I’m going with American Werewolf in London on this one. Mostly because Saw has too many fucking sequels and I’m a fan of Landis. Werewolf in London moves forward.
So, there you go. Round one of the best horror movies is now in the books. What you think? Agree? Disagree? In any case this was fun as hell. We’ve now narrowed the field to eight. What film will win? Any upsets in the making? You’ll just have to check back and see.
Until next time, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter bidding you adieu. We’ll see you next time horror fans.
Until next time, this is Zombie Zane and Sasha Slaughter bidding you adieu. We’ll see you next time horror fans.
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